NationStates Jolt Archive

Today, a nation stands in shock as the history of tiny communist country of Hockey Canada is about to take an unforgetable turn. Michael Dent opposed Kyle Thomas' Communist party with words that will never be forgotten "Oppression will never qualify as freedom". Stong words from a relatively weak political candidate. But ever since the quote was made public, thousands of supporters stand outside Adanac Hall in the capital of Otnorot.

Militia have begun advancing on the city with great progress, but nothing is expected to end peacefully.

Kathy Wajanowski reported to some protestors:

"It's about time we are not used as slaves" Greta Johnson

"We should be a land of freedom, there should not be the machine of Capitalism being oiled with the blood of workers" Anonymous

"Anyone who loves their country should not put us through this"

"Gloves now $6.50 at Hank's!" Hank Trumann

"The air should be filled with flags, not bullets" Nora Lindhurst

These are compelling quotes from those who have experienced this protest and will strive to make a change in Hockey Canada's political system. People are fearing that this protest could start a nuclear war, because a nuclear missile silo was overtaken by Hockey Canadian protesters and are threatening to fire. The Hockey Canadian Militia is prepared with anti-missile weapons but may not be enough.


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IC Secret transmission to Hockey Canada:

I will give any anti-communist forces citizenship in Kahta.

Czar Sam Fabus

Can we be guaranteed forces that can safely take out these hippies?

Secret IC:
Weapons and cash are being made available to the anti-communist rebels. We support you in your fight to free themselves from the economic fascism that is the Communist Manifesto, though we implore you not to fire your nuclear weapon. It will only lead to needless violence.

We will guarantee that no nuclear weapons from our country will be deployed as long as the protesters can promise to not deploy theirs, they were originally used as defence against larger countries in the case of a nuclear war. Our main officials are safe, we will need to figure out a way to solve this...


Any suggestions?

Protestors are being wiped out by Hockey Canadian forces, assistance is needed to defuse the missile set to explode within a matter of minutes.

I hereby offer sanctuary in Malkyer for any and all anti-communist rebels in Hockey Canada. And I do wish you luck in disarming that bomb.

Malkyer and Kahta are not within the demands of the protestors, they demand a country of their own, not to be transported. We need a more peaceful way to extinguish them, possibly imprisonment or sending to the Aluetian Lands in Hockey Canada, they want a change that will not happen, the country is in a civil strife now.

Malkyer supports all people who fight for their freedom. It is our prerogative to offer sanctuary to the rebels. We will not help them overthrow your government, but if any flee to Malkyer, we will not send them back.

Perhaps if you did not oppress you people in such a manner, (i.e. "extinguishing" protestors) there would be no need for civil strife.

OOC: I just read Pushka's response to your request for aid in his thread and I got confused. Is the government communist or are the rebels?

You allowed what appears to be, your enemies have nuclear devices? Yet another example of a completely failing system of government known as Communism. -- Maximilian von Braun, Head Of The Law & Order Directorate

The Empire of a Thousand Nations has chosen a representative to speak on the matter at hand:

Exuse me, but I would highly suggest a revision in the channelling of funds within your defense program. If a bunch of hippies can overrun a Nuclear Missile Silo, then you know you need to spend more money on deticaded troops before you continue with any WMD research.

78% of the Pariliment of the Empire of a Thousand Nations has agreed on this course of actions:

Now, we will send a squadron of Phoenix space fighters into earths orbit from my Extra-Universal coloney, which will then procede to fire several EMP pulses to disable any electronics, including those on the missile itself and the launch mechanism under the conditions that you have not protected your nuclear silo against EMP pulses or that it will not cause a risk of nuclear detonation greater than 2% - but all for a price. We do request request that 3 tons of Uranium, Plutonium, Lanthalides, and/or Actinides be placed at a large airfield for one of our shuttles to take to our colonoies. We are in much need of these materials for our nuclear reactors and nuclear weapons, and our only source is trade.

If you are willing to accept this price and it is safe and effective to deploy such tactics, than we will disarm your nuclear silo immediatly.

Signed:

783 Extra-Terrestial Colonies - Head of the Defense Administration

We did not allow the rebels to have the nuclear weapons, they overthrew a command post, and the missile could go off at any time now, assistance is needed by any country!

We will have all the requested supplies on the airfield, with the exception that 10 planes from our air force escort them out of the country and observe the disarming of the missile.

Responses are needed now more than ever.

We do request request that 3 tons of Uranium, Plutonium, Lanthalides, and/or Actinides be placed at a large airfield for one of our shuttles to take to our colonoies. We are in much need of these weapons for our nuclear reactors and nuclear weapons.

OOC: Uranium and Plutonium are both Lanthalides, or Actinides, I foget which is group on the bottom row.

they are both actinides

Well, just goes to show you, your domestic security was flawed. Now, buck up and pay the price. Enjoy nuclear holocaust. But hey, atleast the protestors will be dead. -- Pastor Clayton Townley, Grand Wizard Of The Confederacy, White Knights Of The Confederacy

It appears all our fate is resting on a few of the elite soldiers from Hockey Canada, on a arbitor mission to "take out" the rebel leader. The supplies are still waiting on the runway to be picked up and escorted out of the country.

The proposition will be cancelled soon, and unless your airforce does not retrieve the supplies and disarm the missile, well it looks like you have entered Hockey Canadian airspace and ur planes will be scrap metal over the snowy plains on the Aluietian plateau.

it looks like the rebels have lost all contact as they are to be asassinated immediately unless a plea is given within the next 5 minutes from countries that do not wish for their country to go unnoticed and regret the deaths of 1,537 rebels

Putting down a rebellion is one thing, but the murder of over a thousand protestors is quite another. If you go through with this, I will take action.

OOC: and a nation with 5 million people shouldn't have nukes...

An Anamoli in the Space Time Contium opens up near the moon. 14 Phoenix Space Fighters and 3 Orion Shuttles exit the anamoli, which promtly dissapears. All units enter a terrestial orbit, and a group of three begin to enter earths amtosphere. As they slow down, they begin a powered powered cruise and the lead figher launches an Arrowhead space rocket armed with an EMP pulse generator.

The rocket swiftly turns downward, and falls straight for the nuclear missile silo. Silent, and about 3/4ths the size of a refrigerator, it falls down to 1200 feet above the missile complex, and then explodes into several fragments, and several unused solid rocket fuel rocket fuel sticks fly around sparaticly, and then burn out. Down in the bunker, the sound of hippie music playing in boom boxes suddenly stops, theres are some faint popping sounds, several unauthrized entry alarms randomly go off, and all computer systems are shut down and the whole complex goes dark. The missile is disarmed.

The three Phoenix space fighters continue to circle the complex, as they are intercepted by HC figheters, who follow them in a friendly fassion. 4 more Phoenix fighters and the three Orion Space Shuttles fall out of orbit and soon land at the designated airfield. They load up the barrells of radioactive goods, and chatter with the HC ground grew. In the end, the commander of the mission bows to the HC prime minister err whoevers in charge, who came to thank them for saving them from that potential disaster, and presents him with a small Flash memory card. It contains 240 gigabytes of data concerning Nuclear weapons and weapon launch systems, which if employed would dramaticly reduce the size of warheads, increase the effectiveness in battle, and make much easier more producable lauch systems (mainly rockets and missiles that could all be fired from truckbeds).

The commander and his crew reneter the orion shuttles and landed fighters, which after a free refueling, power up and take off along with HC escorts, and the entire fleet regroups, and after a period of time leaves earths orbit and enters an anamoli in the space time contium which they then proceed to enter. After they have entered the anamoli closes, and there is no trace of their existance.

A note from the author: Sorry it took so long to wirte, I hope nothing happened while I was working on it. Sorry if I spoke for you in a few instances, I hope those would have been the courses of action you would have taken either way. Please feel free to make any changes to that incident, if you feel any are nessairy.

Our troops have allied with Hockey Canada and a 3rd nation which will go unnamed until necessary, a 4th nation with an army of 2 million will also join in the fighting if Malkyr wishes to proceed, one nation cannot face an alliance of advanced armies. :sniper: :mp5:


Alliance :fluffle: (lol)

The standing army of the Kingdom numbers some 11.5 million soldiers, with 21.4 available reserve troops. Considering that three of the nations in your alliance can together field a maximum of roughly 750,000 men, your alliance does not concern me. And exactly what do you mean by "advanced armies?"

Who do you think you are Torontonian?

I never once even saw you anywhere and all of a sudden we have an alliance? I'm setting a temporary alliance with Malkyer to take you down. :mp5:

If the revolution shall occur i want to make this clear that Pushka will fight on the side of the rebels.

The rebels are now imprisoned, we must fight toronto.

The Empire of Mattooe is prepared to fight on the side of the rebels allied with Pushka. The Military is standing by.


mattooe

The rebels are now imprisoned, we must fight toronto.

You will release the prisoners and cease yor military activity or we shall use our forces to lebirate your country from its current regime and set up a communist gov't lead by the people. Our demands are to be met immideately.

This could lead to a war involving many nations, what are your opinions on this?

Mattooe is on side with Pushka and is waiting a response to send in military with them. If the demands not laid out by Pushka are not met Mattooe will send forces in aswell.

OOC: I'm so confused, I thought the government was communist. Is that right, or are the rebels the communists?

The Empire of a Thousand Alliances has chosen a reprentative to speak on their behalf:

Erm, might you acknoledge our course of action?

Also, as a general announcement, the Phoenix space fighters were armed with a total of 10 Arrowhead missiles, 2 with EMP pulse warheads, and the others with an 80 megaton thermonuclear warhead, 2 of which were encased in a fallout 'napkin'. These missiles are programmed to detonate their warheads (after burning any 'napkins') apon disintigration or disarment, to prevent security risks of the imbedded technology and dangerous materials. If these aircraft were to be shot down, their nuclear warheads if damaged would deonate in the air, and if undamaged, would detonate on impact with the ground or during un-protected re-entry. Thats if you can actually shoot one down.

We also will decline to go to war with that noob guy, whoever he is, it is of no benifit to us and would be much to easy...

They also have an extremly advanced threat detection system, can take on many targets simulaniusly, at the range of up to 220 km. It can shoot you down with missiles, guided by IR and Radar, intantly take you out of the sky with quad lasers with advanced targeting (this ones effetive range varies on amtomsphere, but it should be about 40-120 miles), or it can just nuke your entire squadron away. I highly recommend not picking fights with my forces...

A representative of the Empire of a Thousand Alliances bumps the thread.

http://www.gamingforums.com/showthread.php?p=1691593#post1691593

We will provide one billion dollars to any group that creates a Communist Government or seeks to create one.

((Woot, Massachusetts!))

This could lead to a war involving many nations, what are your opinions on this?

A bunch of cruise missiles charged with C4 (to keep those people who think i might go crazy with my new nukes calm) fired at the cities all over your nation, bunch of supplies to the rebels. Maybe even moving in few thousand armored troops. I can handle you, plus i got many allies who will back me up.

Hockey Canada will officially ally itself with Ratheia and declares open war against the country of Pushka and all that are allied with Pushka, this war is not expected to be fought on Hockey Canadian soil though, seeing that with our new air force and navy, and massive army, we hope that this war will end soon, with both sides coming to a treaty.

Who is coming to fight?

X-terminate And Destroy All Anti-Communists group has been formed today at Noon. Officially becoming "Formerly Soviet" they are now totally Communist and will discuss matters only with a Communist system. Anyone interested please contact me immediately.


President Kyle Thomas

ALL HAIL COMMUNIST FORCES! MAY DEATH COME QUICKLY TO OUR ENEMIES!!!

WHO HOO! :gundge:

-Official Ratheian Government Response-

Hockey Canada, shut up.

Nuclear Missiles have been activated and are heading towards the sea of Japan where a nuclear test will be made to see how big a splash it will make! After making contact with the bottom, it will send out a shockwave destroying millions of acres of international land!!! HOORAY!!!

KABOOM! that was the sound of the usually quiet Sea of Japan where the Armed Republic of Hockey Canada Launched 3 nuclear missiles, we will be taking reactions from the public as of now.












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Hockey Canada will officially ally itself with Ratheia and declares open war against the country of Pushka and all that are allied with Pushka, this war is not expected to be fought on Hockey Canadian soil though, seeing that with our new air force and navy, and massive army, we hope that this war will end soon, with both sides coming to a treaty.

OOC: One thing, you don't have massive navy, or anything massive at all, you don't have anything at all until you spent money on it. Second you sure as hell don't have nukes. You have to have a population of atleast a 100 million to start developing nukes. Third Ratheia is ignoring me, and i am ignoring him. Also he said he will support the communists and i said the same thing. If anything we are on the same side.

In the void of space, the satellite began to crackle with electricity as the gun powered up. The I.G.N.O.R.E. cannon was fully powered, and awaiting more stupid remarks from Hockey Canada in order to fire.

And Pushka, the government of Hockey Canada is communist. It's the rebels that are reactionary.

In the void of space, the satellite began to crackle with electricity as the gun powered up. The I.G.N.O.R.E. cannon was fully powered, and awaiting more stupid remarks from Hockey Canada in order to fire.

And Pushka, the government of Hockey Canada is communist. It's the rebels that are reactionary.

Oh they are? That guy is very puzzling.

OOC: Very. Anyway, have you been attacked? I consider you an ally even though you're communist and I'm a moderately right-of-center monarchy, so I'll help you if you want me to. Actually, that reminds me of a quote..."The capitalist countries will compete amongst themselves to sell Russia the rope with which we will hang them." I bet you know who said it. :p

OOC: Very. Anyway, have you been attacked? I consider you an ally even though you're communist and I'm a moderately right-of-center monarchy, so I'll help you if you want me to. Actually, that reminds me of a quote..."The capitalist countries will compete amongst themselves to sell Russia the rope with which we will hang them." I bet you know who said it. :p

OOC: Hmm, nah no need, i am helping a communsit revolt in another country along with many are other nations. I only have 50000 troops commited (best of the best of the best, Red Devils) and a bunch of supplies. Plus i don't really care about Hockey Canada, since he is already communist and all, its all good.

I kill a communist for fun, but for a greencard, I'll carve him up REAL nice...

- Scarface

Like a pumpkin right?

jugga jugga jing jugga jugga jing

honestly... who's going to war? :sniper: :mp5:

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssaaaaabbbbbbbbbbiiiiiiii

:sniper: :mp5: Hewwo ewerybowy! i'm gowing to war with somewon! HA HA HA!