NationStates Jolt Archive

Today, a nation stands in shock as the history of tiny communist country of Hockey Canada is about to take an unforgetable turn. Michael Dent opposed Kyle Thomas' Communist party with words that will never be forgotten "Oppression will never qualify as freedom". Stong words from a relatively weak political candidate. But ever since the quote was made public, thousands of supporters stand outside Adanac Hall in the capital of Otnorot.

Militia have begun advancing on the city with great progress, but nothing is expected to end peacefully.

Kathy Wajanowski reported to some protestors:

"It's about time we are not used as slaves" Greta Johnson

"We should be a land of freedom, there should not be the machine of Capitalism being oiled with the blood of workers" Anonymous

"Anyone who loves their country should not put us through this"

"Gloves now $6.50 at Hank's!" Hank Trumann

"The air should be filled with flags, not bullets" Nora Lindhurst

These are compelling quotes from those who have experienced this protest and will strive to make a change in Hockey Canada's political system.

-Lisa Kudrow (Just Kidding) Chad Sexington

With a small "revolution" ended, Hockey Canada's militia is now at it's best and only getting better and better. Our elite are eager for a fight with another country (possibly an alliance against another country). :sniper: :mp5:

OOC: having been through the confusing oddities of your previous thread of this nature, I'm tempted to declare war on you just to see how many random posts you can put in the thread.

OOC:Agreed, i would also like to declare war on him. He is communist, but what the hell, he is a really bad one.

IC: "Sergeant Ogropov in a hidden outpost deep within Pushkan mainland has received an order to launch 7 ICMBs, packed with C4 explosives at the military bases and at militia outposts. Sergeant Ogropov was leaning over the control pannel preparing to start the launch sequence"

Ogropov: Code entered, 7 ICMBs packed with 2000 pounds of C4 explosives each, targeted, target: Canadian military bases and militia outposts. Sequene initiated.

"Blending with the roaring sound of chilling winds the rockets started up their engines and flew into the sky"

hahahaha hockey canada u loser stfu

OOC: How the hell is this spam?
IC: Green SUn is glad they are taking turns for the better.

OOC: I also agree with Pushka and Malkyer and declar war...


IC: 10 SS-19 missiles armed with warheads of unknown type at Hockey Canada


*Secret IC*
The warheads fired at Hockey Canada were armed with weaponized Ebola Zaire virus(90% mortality rate, easily transmittable) casualties should be extremely high

We just sent 2000 balitic missiles each one packed with 10 tons of C4. I hope your citizens will enjoy the last hour of their lives.