(OOC: What the heck, may as well) Grandma-Man Releases List of 'Most Evil Nations'
Grandma-Man
05-01-2005, 23:06
Today, with the help of human translators, President Yoshi addressed a press conference and outlined his newly-formed list of nations he deems to be the most evil. This list will have a profound effect on Grandma-Man's relations with the international community.
1.DontPissUsOff, for its militant anti-cat policies. President Yoshi is a cat, and he finds this immoral, offensive, and outright evil.
2.Decisive Action, for its blatant, openly racist policies, absence of civil and political rights, and contempt for international law
3.Generic empire, for founding a club which glorifies cruelty and inhumanity
4.Tyrandis, for the rape of Angola
5.Chronosia, for being Devourer of Worlds
6.Deathsquad 19- International terrorism
7.Doomingsland- Torture, terrorism, despotism, absence of civil and political rights, mass genocide, for starters
Do you know what Josh calls him? Grandma-Man.
Grandma-Man
05-01-2005, 23:10
This list is, of course, subject to change.
Do you know what Josh calls him? Grandma-Man.
Chronosia
05-01-2005, 23:10
What about me? :P
Grandma-Man
05-01-2005, 23:13
What about me? :P
Are you evil?
Do you know what Josh calls him? Grandma-Man.
DontPissUsOff
05-01-2005, 23:15
OOC: Watch it....the Foreign minister's a particularly fervent anti-cat sort :D
IC: You little....you...DAMN FELINE! C'MON YOU LITTLE!...
- Foreign minister Schützer (delivered via his aide)
Grandma-Man
05-01-2005, 23:18
OOC: Watch it....the Foreign minister's a particularly fervent anti-cat sort :D
IC: You little....you...DAMN FELINE! C'MON YOU LITTLE!...
- Foreign minister Schützer (delivered via his aide)
What do you have against cats?
Do you know what Josh calls him? Grandma-Man.
Tyrandis
05-01-2005, 23:18
Statement from the Department of Defense
"You should learn, oh one of feeble wit, of the last retard that put the Militant Imperium on a list of Evil Nations. We nuked that poor bastard into the last century, went in and killed all the survivors.
Aside from that, our annihilation of Angola was justified, for the previous authority deserved the utter annihilation that the 1st Colonial brought. Also, there was no raping going on, although we will readily admit to minor instances of looting."
OOC: My armies ransacked the entire treasury and stole roughly 120 bn USD in our assault :)
The Real ALM
05-01-2005, 23:18
Don't Diss the Club, man. At least we have a good social atmosphere, and we get things done.
Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM
Chronosia
05-01-2005, 23:20
Yes, I'm evil! We;re a nation entirely devoted to chaos; worshipping the dark gods; leading black crusades, slaughtering thousands and scourging entire worlds.
you haven't heard of us? :P
Grandma-Man
05-01-2005, 23:21
Don't Diss the Club, man. At least we have a good social atmosphere, and we get things done.
Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM
"Get things done?" Like murder?
Do you know what Josh calls him? Grandma-Man.
I'm an Evil Tyrant that blows up dolls in my back yard for fun. Add me.
Deathsquad 19
05-01-2005, 23:26
What about me?! Im a international-terrorist!
Chronosia
05-01-2005, 23:31
and give me a good reason for being on the list! Like....Devourer of Worlds
Doomingsland
06-01-2005, 02:07
Where are we? We went on a several year long rampage, killing all communists in the country, not to mention gassing several villages supporting them, and nuking a large group of captured ones for the world's entertainment. Hell, we're responsible for the deaths of well over 500 million people (due to the fact we nuked a 300 mill for launching an ICBM at us). And that's just modern tech!
Grandma-Man
06-01-2005, 02:21
Where are we? We went on a several year long rampage, killing all communists in the country, not to mention gassing several villages supporting them, and nuking a large group of captured ones for the world's entertainment. Hell, we're responsible for the deaths of well over 500 million people (due to the fact we nuked a 300 mill for launching an ICBM at us). And that's just modern tech!
Consider yourself added.
Do you know what Josh calls him? Grandma-Man.
Grandma-Man
06-01-2005, 02:25
Sanctions will be imposed on each of the listed nations.
Do you know what Josh calls him? Grandma-Man.
The Parthians
08-01-2005, 07:09
How about us? Though we are very fond of cats (the Shah has two), we have participated in some of the worst atrocities imaginable. Parthia has resorted to genocide to quell insurrections in Pakistan and has reduced the nations of the United Arab Emirates and Tanzania to waste in attempts to conquer them (only the UAE was successfully conquered). Under the reign of Shah Ardashir XI, the father of the current Shah, Parthia's nuclear program was tested on the city of Tikrit during the first Parthia-Iraq war of 1985-1986. Groups of undesirable ethnicities are herded into ghettos and many groups, such as the Hazara, have been driven into slavery. When Parthia conquered the nation of Shoobooshaaba, the people were driven into slavery and sold to the landowners and employers of Parthia while the nation was plundered and the remainder of the population exterminated.
Camel Eaters
08-01-2005, 07:32
Yeah but now you give them to us instead. As per our agreement.