NationStates Jolt Archive

The HoL (Human Occupied Landfill) is looking for more trash. Funamentally, this is our main natural resource. If you have anything to dump here, let us know.
Items accepted:
1) Non-living matter; All sorts of junk can be used by the resourceful people of HoL. Old refrigerators, plastic bags, expended nuclear material etc.
2) Living matter; Any political dissidents you may not want any more, The leftovers of those biological experiments etc.
3) Small scale weapons testing can also be allowed. Mostly on the mutants dumped here by others and also on anyone who can't run fast enough.

Payment can be in just about anything. Let me know what you want to give and how much you are willing to pay.

Nice... I would like to make a permanent contract with you. How about 150 billion USD a year to dump all my nation's trash into yours?

Lord Shirassi:

*An uncumfortable looking messager sidles up*

"We... *cough* we might have some, err biological, shall we say, waste that we might for some reason want to get rid of with no questions asked. We can give you as much as you want, just err make sure you dont get bitten."

Wait.......a......second......

You say that trash is your fundemental resorce, so shouldn't you buy our trash?

Nice... I would like to make a permanent contract with you. How about 150 billion USD a year to dump all my nation's trash into yours?
This is an incredibly good deal for us. We can use the money to buy all sorts of neat stuff! You don't have any exports we could buy, do you?

Lord Shirassi:

*An uncumfortable looking messager sidles up*

"We... *cough* we might have some, err biological, shall we say, waste that we might for some reason want to get rid of with no questions asked. We can give you as much as you want, just err make sure you dont get bitten."

The local representative of HoL passes the messenger a beer "Frostypope special Brew! From the Church n' Munch!"
"Look, mate, our national animal is the Tyrannosaur and our currency is the wastit which is fairly dangerous in itself."
He produces some small, brown pebbles from his pocket. One of them parts to show sharp teeth. Stones with jaws.

"So, what ya willin' ta pay, bub?"

Wait.......a......second......

You say that trash is your fundemental resorce, so shouldn't you buy our trash?
Samba Megabumble, current import/export manager come embezzler says,
"Nah! For some reason you peeple don' like de trash an' stuff. We likes de trash an' stuff but you got to pay us to get rid of it fo' you."
He downs another Maerini in one and comments,
"Now you blockin' de sun, man!"

A more sensible commentator says "Just about all we got going for us is square acreage. We keep your unwanted stuff here, you get rid of it. So we're selling you storage rights for your rubbish."

Having recently found 2 headed feargoo near our landfills we request permission to dump the mutants on your land. we can pay you in 2nd hand hookers and not much else.

Shall we say 5 brothels worth a year??

A spokeswoman from 'Lady LashStain'
"Yeah we'll show ya a good time babe, mah girls ar clean and got plenty field experience servicing tha soldiers. You'll larve it!!"

DISCLAIMER:Not all hookers are cockneys

"Err.... well, exports? Not really, well except electricity, we have a giant surplus of that."

"Err.... well, exports? Not really, well except electricity, we have a giant surplus of that."

Great! What say we run the branches of the Church n' Munch (Salvation in a Burger!!) off your electricity grid and you dump your trash here?

Having recently found 2 headed feargoo near our landfills we request permission to dump the mutants on your land. we can pay you in 2nd hand hookers and not much else.

Shall we say 5 brothels worth a year??

A spokeswoman from 'Lady LashStain'
"Yeah we'll show ya a good time babe, mah girls ar clean and got plenty field experience servicing tha soldiers. You'll larve it!!"

DISCLAIMER:Not all hookers are cockneys

We'll set up the brothels next to the Church n' Munches and 'm sure your ladies will be able to cater to the rough and ready mercs, crims and low-life deviants of HoL.

said Megapope in wiating Bill Handinglove "Woooo! Temple prossies!!"

famed naturalist Francine Bungalot asks "Could we have some details on the 2 headed feargoo?"
famed hunter Cletus Braindead said "Is thar good eatin' on one of them thar varmints?"

Actually, i'll just assemble a heavy water plant and 2 hot fusion generators in your nation. A team of technicians is on its way right now.

"So, what ya willin' ta pay, bub?"

"What about 10 million a container... they're lead lined and pretty heavy but it assures you a couple of weaks of security. We promise to stop sending them to you if they start to kill too many of your citizens."