NationStates Jolt Archive


Pope Thaller Calls For Crusade to Holy Land [off topic split]

Itinerate Tree Dweller
31-12-2004, 08:30
ooc: Well, there has been somewhat of a snag in DA's rp's. DA was deleted, which I won't go into details about. Until further notice, please refrain from posting in his roleplay threads. If you wish for details, you can instant message him on AIM or MSN. Hopefully this will be worked out.
Maldaathi
31-12-2004, 13:30
Thanks Nova. And I believe a crusader will lead the crusades in DAs absence.
Hallad
31-12-2004, 14:26
OOC:

Well, I declare victory over DA, right? Because, if you look up the region USSA, DA and all his puppets have ceased to exist. Sorry old chap.
Guffingford
31-12-2004, 15:20
OOC: He's deated... Oh well. Back to work.
Psov
31-12-2004, 16:59
OOC: Deleted? Hm, perhaps there is a god.....
Quentulus Qazgar
31-12-2004, 17:29
The grand emperor of Quentulus Qazgar has been supervising this conversation and he does not like what he sees.
Therefore he has sent a request to the commanding officer of the huge military space station SOL that is currently circling the earth about 2000 kilometers over Indonesia. The request is a simple order to start energizing the impressive laser cannon that uses the same technology as the artifacts that were recovered from an alien spacecraft that crash-landed in Quentulus Qazgar many years ago.
The officer on board the space station is reluctant to uncover any details to our newsgroup but he has been allowed to say that the pope will be vaporized in 20 minutes as SOL gets to a perfect shooting position and all systems have been fully prepared.
The grand emperor of Quentulus Qazgar also wishes to send some not-so-kind words to every religious group in the whole world, but these words will have to be censored due to the amount of children that might be looking at the news right now.
Camel Eaters
31-12-2004, 17:31
OOC: Gods man. Deleted? ITD can you TG me as to why?
Quentulus Qazgar
31-12-2004, 17:36
Didn't you know that your so called god is actually an alien?
The alien our secret police caught alive from the wreckage of his ship so many years ago told us all this after a couple of hours in the hands of lady domina (a special machine that makes people talk better than normal torture).
That's why we must delete all agents of these aliens so that we might stand a chance when they try to invade our planet.
Maldaathi
31-12-2004, 18:45
This just in ingore that weird Q guy. He is like totally f****** in the head and is considered highly hilarious.
Maldaathi
31-12-2004, 18:47
Also all you so touff crusader leaders tkae the head of main head of crusaders
Lethislavania
31-12-2004, 18:58
Today, many Mississippians instantly dissapeared on a conquest. Many conspiratists are comparing this to the fabled Bermuda Triangle. They leave behind makeshift weapons and in-bred families.
Menelmacar
31-12-2004, 19:53
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/Sirithil/modbomb.jpg

'Nuff said, yes? :D
Western Asia
31-12-2004, 20:14
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/Sirithil/modbomb.jpg

'Nuff said, yes? :D

Quite enough, thank you. :)
Taldaan
31-12-2004, 20:25
"This morning, millions died as the nation of Communist Mississippi and all its people and territory vanished into a massive warp rift. No survivors have been found.
"In other news, this morning, scientists discovered that extreme amounts of bigotry and inbredness may cause fluctuations in the time-space continuum, potentially causing massive warp rifts. This phenomenon has been titled "Mod's Law of Instantaneous Destruction".
Over to John for the weather....."

Radio Free Taldaan
Decisive Action
04-01-2005, 07:12
Perhaps a mod would delete the following posts. (So we can move forward with some Crusader fun) :)

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It would be most appreciated, thank you.
Pheanix
04-01-2005, 18:24
Bump so the mods can see>. ;)
Doomingsland
04-01-2005, 20:06
OOC:Yay! He's back!
Camel Eaters
04-01-2005, 20:12
OOC: w00t there he is. w00t there he is.
Hallad
04-01-2005, 21:02
OOC: Hurrah, now I can slaughter his troops!
Camel Eaters
04-01-2005, 22:15
OOC: Yeah just waiting for it to start.