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First Pushkan thermonuclear weapon succesfully tested

Pushka
05-01-2005, 00:45
http://www.susanneangst.com/photos/nuke_detonations/images/large/bignd07.jpg
"Alexey Bokov, the scientist leading Pushkan nuclear reserach program spoke at the press conferense"

Alexey: This is a grand time comrades! We finally exploded our first nuke. Now our enemies shall fear us!!!!!

"The crowd aplouded"

-----Pushkan Defense Council Announcement 2 days later-----

We put 30 billion dollars into creation and maintenance of 1200 nuclear weapons at all times. Part will be distributed to our Typhoon class submarines, part will be moved to our land launching sites on Novaya Zemlya, Wrengel Island and inside mainland Pushkan territory.
Malkyer
05-01-2005, 00:50
We acknowledge the nation of Pushka's entrance on to the nuclear scene. We hope you will use your nuclear technologies for peaceful purposes, and keep your weapons themselves as a last resort. On that note, we also suggest that you sign the Treaty of Praeton concerning proportional nuclear responce.
Pushka
05-01-2005, 01:04
We acknowledge the nation of Pushka's entrance on to the nuclear scene. We hope you will use your nuclear technologies for peaceful purposes, and keep your weapons themselves as a last resort. On that note, we also suggest that you sign the Treaty of Praeton concerning proportional nuclear responce.

OOC: Give me a link to the treaty so i can check it out.
Malkyer
05-01-2005, 01:57
OOC: here ya go.

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?=382485&highlight=Treaty+Praeton
Henrytopia
05-01-2005, 04:16
SIC:

Congratulations is in order comrade. A great achievement indeed, hopefully this will keep those who would do your nation harm from making any fatal mistakes.

Henry Brash VIII
Mattooe
05-01-2005, 04:48
Pushka,

Congratulations. The Empire of Mattooe is very happy for you. May you use your weapons for peace and as a last resort. Also congratulations are in order for the Moaist Rebellion campaign. We were allies and we hope to keep it. Please TG me for a alliance outline.


Thanks

The Empire of Mattooe
Crazed Marines
05-01-2005, 05:24
"President Kowalski, another country has gone nuclear."

"My God, how many times will this happen? Send the normal response of 'Congradulations... blah-blah... you use it unwisely, we'll glass you...blah...sig." The President said, weary with his beard getting rough.

"It shall be done."


We are happy that you have tried to harness the power of the atom. We also must remind you that it is no child's rattle to oogle over and play with whenever it stirs your fancy. If you use such a wapon, we'll hurt you in a way that would utterly erase you from existance. You may have the power to destroy a city, but we have nuke that can erase entire continents out of esistance.
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05-01-2005, 06:34
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Pushka
06-01-2005, 01:04
"President Kowalski, another country has gone nuclear."

"My God, how many times will this happen? Send the normal response of 'Congradulations... blah-blah... you use it unwisely, we'll glass you...blah...sig." The President said, weary with his beard getting rough.

"It shall be done."

IGNORE bomb just fell on your nation and erased it.
New Mesapotamia
06-01-2005, 01:08
We're glad to see you're progressing and haven't been destroyed by some crazy big talking nation like that Crimsdale incident you had.

We fully support you, and your program.

~Prime Minister Andrew Schuster
Malkyer
06-01-2005, 01:13
ooc: actually, Crazed Marines wasn't kidding. I've seen him do it. ;)
Squornshelous
06-01-2005, 01:24
The government of Squornshelous congratulates that of Pushka on this great accomplishment. Although the placement of a missile launch center so close to our territory is concerning, we trust that you will use these weapons as a deterrant to aggressors only.


OOC: Holy crap, you have nukes 150 km off my coast!!!
Pushka
06-01-2005, 01:56
The government of Squornshelous congratulates that of Pushka on this great accomplishment. Although the placement of a missile launch center so close to our territory is concerning, we trust that you will use these weapons as a deterrant to aggressors only.


OOC: Holy crap, you have nukes 150 km off my coast!!!

OOC: But no hostile intensions with you.
Yugoamerica
06-01-2005, 02:02
The Democratic Republic of Yugoamerica congratulates you on this feat of engineering. Use it peacefully!

Xavier de Salaberry,
Chaiman of the People's Socialist Party
First Minister of Yugoamerica
Hockey Canada
06-01-2005, 02:04
We wish to agree to an alliance if we are guaranteed support against protesters in an attempted revolution.


President Kyle Thomas
Pushka
06-01-2005, 02:13
We wish to agree to an alliance if we are guaranteed support against protesters in an attempted revolution.


President Kyle Thomas

I am afraid we are not interested in an alliance with your nation at this point, furthermore if communist revolution is to occur in your nation we would be on the side of the rebels.

-Pushkan president Ivan V. Mishin
Hockey Canada
06-01-2005, 02:18
Could we offer something that would help in joining with the government?
Pushka
06-01-2005, 02:48
Could we offer something that would help in joining with the government?

No, we are a communist nations with worldwide revolution as our goal, we will support the rebels with arms and men if necessary.
Crazed Marines
06-01-2005, 03:22
IGNORE bomb just fell on your nation and erased it.
Check out my record. Ask Hataria and search for "gondor of old". I'm using heavy element (Naquadria from Stargate SG1) fusion nukes. They measured to 12.05 gigatons.
Here's the linky:
http://s6.invisionfree.com/International_Mall/index.php?showtopic=546
The Zoogie People
06-01-2005, 03:32
A report landed on the desk of the deputy defense minister (the defense minister attending The Dictator's Lounge), who, quite irritated, said, "What do they want, a lollipop? Here, go give them a lollipop. And tell them there are better things in life than nukes and massive defense budgets."
Pushka
06-01-2005, 22:06
Check out my record. Ask Hataria and search for "gondor of old". I'm using heavy element (Naquadria from Stargate SG1) fusion nukes. They measured to 12.05 gigatons.
Here's the linky:
http://s6.invisionfree.com/International_Mall/index.php?showtopic=546

OOC: I am a MT nation, and your techonology is not MT, so i'll stick to my ignore. In modern world such an explosion would not be impossible, actually i doubt that it would be possible anywhere. You blew up china in your test, you do realize that the shock wave would cause earthquakes all over the earth and few oceans would probably go Tusnami and wipe out Japan, Australia and whoever else is close enough. Plus then goes the radiaction, if you use a fussion bomb it means you using a hydrogen bomb, and that lives a lot fo polution. Basically in reality after just testing of your bomb the whole planet with your people on it would fall into a long nuclear winter and all life would die out. So yes, IGNORE.
Crazed Marines
06-01-2005, 22:18
a) It was a fantasy Earth
b) In 1972, the DoD has 2, 500 megaton hydrogen fusion nukes in inventory ready to be dropped on the USSR. This is the same as getting about 25 of those strapped together. (source: History Channel special called "the strangelove factor")
c) By 1965, the USSR had a tanker filled with enough enriched hydrogen to kill the entire Earth in a single blast. Niki said NVET to the program and it was cancelled and destroyed by 1970. (Source: Same as above)
d) I'm using Stargate Tech. Stargate takes place in the late 1990's, therefore its modern.
e) It is a HEAVY ELEMENT FUSION. It is the newer and more powerful form of fusion without the overly harmful amount of radiation afterwards.
Pushka
06-01-2005, 22:35
a) It was a fantasy Earth
b) In 1972, the DoD has 2, 500 megaton hydrogen fusion nukes in inventory ready to be dropped on the USSR. This is the same as getting about 25 of those strapped together. (source: History Channel special called "the strangelove factor")
c) By 1965, the USSR had a tanker filled with enough enriched hydrogen to kill the entire Earth in a single blast. Niki said NVET to the program and it was cancelled and destroyed by 1970. (Source: Same as above)
d) I'm using Stargate Tech. Stargate takes place in the late 1990's, therefore its modern.
e) It is a HEAVY ELEMENT FUSION. It is the newer and more powerful form of fusion without the overly harmful amount of radiation afterwards.

OOC:From what i've seen of stargate, that element you using is alien and is not found on earth. Anyways, why do you care so much? I am gonna ignore just get over it.
Crazed Marines
06-01-2005, 22:52
I care because I want more people to understand it when I use it next time, I can explain. This is simply practice so I don't get the yelled at by some n00b and called one for using what has been called "the n0ob's uber n00kzorz" by Gondor of old. Hehehe, and he got it...
Praetonia
06-01-2005, 23:01
OOC: CM Stargate is future / fantasy. That's like saying that Harry Potter is set in the modern world so that means you can use magic in modern tech. It just doesnt work like that.
Cotland
06-01-2005, 23:41
Personal telegram to Pushkan president Ivan Vladimirovich Mishin

Dear Ivan.

I'm happy that you have finally entered the nuclear arena. I must however ask you, on behalf of, not only Cotland, but the entire region that you only use the weapons for self-defence.

As you probably know, the Cottish nuclear policy is that nukes won't be used unless as self-defence, or if we get nuked ourself. It's my hope that your nuke policy follows a similar line.

I've got to go now, but I send my best regards to your wife and children. I hope that you'll come visit Cotland soon. I'll see you around.

Your friend,
Thomas Rothsky
Pushka
06-01-2005, 23:54
Personal telegram to Pushkan president Ivan Vladimirovich Mishin

Dear Ivan.

I'm happy that you have finally entered the nuclear arena. I must however ask you, on behalf of, not only Cotland, but the entire region that you only use the weapons for self-defence.

As you probably know, the Cottish nuclear policy is that nukes won't be used unless as self-defence, or if we get nuked ourself. It's my hope that your nuke policy follows a similar line.

I've got to go now, but I send my best regards to your wife and children. I hope that you'll come visit Cotland soon. I'll see you around.

Your friend,
Thomas Rothsky


Personnal letter to Thomas Rothsky

Do not wory my freind, we shall only use our nuclear weapons in self-defense and since most of our recent battles are occuring abroad where we help our communist comrades to rise up against the tyrants, it does not look like we going to use them in any near future.

I am looking forward to my visit to Cotland. Your family has my best regards as well. See you soon in person, comrade.

-Ivan Mishin
Pschycotic Pschycos
06-01-2005, 23:58
Congradulations on this furtherment of science...and don't you dare use it on me. Your one warning. Other than that, have fun!!!
Malkyer
07-01-2005, 02:10
I care because I want more people to understand it when I use it next time, I can explain. This is simply practice so I don't get the yelled at by some n00b and called one for using what has been called "the n0ob's uber n00kzorz" by Gondor of old. Hehehe, and he got it...

I remember him...heh.
Crazed Marines
07-01-2005, 03:09
I remember him...heh.
that was fun, wasn't it. he went, "RWAR! I dEk|aR3 \/\/Ar On Z \/\/0rlDshift+111" and then BOOM
Hockey Canada
02-02-2005, 19:13
Hey Prez Mishkin, we'll support you

(like regular canada, hockey canada is joining so we don't get our asses kicked in)