Sarkaraseta
04-01-2005, 20:13
It feels great to rise from the dead, doesn't it? You wake up and have to bust out of the casket and make a mad effort to claw your way out of the six feet of earth above you. Why do they put so much dirt in, anyway?
Oh, that's right, I'm supposed to be saying hello. Well, hello. I'm Minister Baton, the currently elected leader of Sarkaraseta. Our last government kinda fell apart, was replaced by someone else, and it was just a massive mess. We've since cleaned it up.
Now, I know someone is going to look at how long we've been around and say, "OMG! TEH NOOBZORS! MUST NUKE! NUKE NUKE NUKE NUKE NUKE!" Imagine their surprise when they discover we have over three hundred million people. If you don't believe me, look it up. It's on page 36 of our book. Don't believe me? Here, let me show you. See? It says, "Minister Baton is an idiot." Wait... You'll have to ignore that laughing in the background, as my aides enjoy pulling pranks like this. You get used to it.
Well, what else can we talk about? The military? Our history? Maybe in a bit. Right now, I have to run for a bit and try to get a correct copy of this book. I'll be right back.
Oh, that's right, I'm supposed to be saying hello. Well, hello. I'm Minister Baton, the currently elected leader of Sarkaraseta. Our last government kinda fell apart, was replaced by someone else, and it was just a massive mess. We've since cleaned it up.
Now, I know someone is going to look at how long we've been around and say, "OMG! TEH NOOBZORS! MUST NUKE! NUKE NUKE NUKE NUKE NUKE!" Imagine their surprise when they discover we have over three hundred million people. If you don't believe me, look it up. It's on page 36 of our book. Don't believe me? Here, let me show you. See? It says, "Minister Baton is an idiot." Wait... You'll have to ignore that laughing in the background, as my aides enjoy pulling pranks like this. You get used to it.
Well, what else can we talk about? The military? Our history? Maybe in a bit. Right now, I have to run for a bit and try to get a correct copy of this book. I'll be right back.