Decisive Action
04-01-2005, 13:56
Ooc-
Because of this
UN experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were the rudest.
Decisive Action is ranked 1st in the region and 2,415th in the world for Rudest Citizens.
I just had to make a little page about rudeness in Mississippi.
Do to the excessive use of language, I blanked out 1-2 letters in each word so the young-ins that might come in here despite the warning don't have to see any words they're not supposed to. (Typically if I have a post that has language, it's spread out over a long distance, but the swearing density in this post is such that it warranted, in my opinion, my extra care in the form of blanking parts of words out)
Enjoy, it's pretty funny.
Oh, and these are being broadcast around the world by the world press, so feel free to make IC comments.
Ic-
The United Nations recently released some recordings of phone conversations they had with various Mississippians.
Roger and Alice were just sitting down to dinner in their mansion on the Stalingrad estate. Suddenly the phone rang.
Alice answered it.
The man from the UN started talking, "Is this Alice Fabus? This is the United Nations, I'm calling to see if..."
Alice immediately interrupted the man, "The UN eh?"
He spoke again, "Yes, we want to know if you're rude or polite, in your own opinion."
Alice smiled, "Hmmm... Are we rude?"
The man nodded his head, "Yes, we'd really like to know."
Roger stopped eating and whispered to Alice, "Dear, whoever the f--k is calling, I'm trying to eat my dinner, tell them to go to hell..."
Alice grinned and then said into the phone, "Are we rude? What the f--k kind of question is that? One second, lemme think, f--k you, my husband and I are trying to eat dinner."
Alice then hung up before the UN man could say anything else.
Meanwhile, in Pretoria, William Fabus and Sylvia Katrina Fabus were sitting down in a high-scale restaurant and were having some wine before dinner. William's cellular phone rang (A governor-general must always have his phone on, or at least should always have it on)
The UN got right to the point, "Mr. William Fabus, we're calling from the UN..."
He immediately cut in, "Woah, woah, wait a minute, you're calling from the Jewnited Nations, is that it? Well hold on just a second here, first, it's either Archduke Fabus or Governor-General Fabus, got it?"
The UN man frowned, not pleased to have the United Nations referred to in a term that insulted both the UN and jewish people, he sucked it up though and said, "Archduke Fabus, a few questions please, we are doing a study to determine if you're rude or polite..."
William sighed, "I got a few questions for you, can your d--k reach your a-s?"
The man was shocked, "What the... What kind of question is that?"
William sighed and asked again, "Can your d--k reach your a-s?"
The man was clearly angry and just wanted to get the call over with, "I suppose so, maybe, why?"
William chuckled, "Good, then go f--k yourself, I'm having dinner with my wife." He then promptly hung up.
Back in Mississippi, on the Stalingrad estate, but at Curtis Fabus's mansion, he was sitting down to dinner when the phone rang, it was a woman from the UN, she cheerfully stated who she was, "Hello, Dr. Curtis Fabus? This is the United Nations calling... I'm..."
Curtis immediately grabbed a gun and shouted, "Black helicopters! Christine! Look for black helicopters!"
The woman on the other end sighed, "Dr. Fabus, please, this is a serious call..."
Curtis frowned, "Fine, who is this?"
The woman answered, "If you must know, I was the Miss United Nations in 2004..."
Curtis smiled, he immediately knew who it was, he had seen her on television, he grinned a bit, "So, what do you want to know, how big I am?"
The woman frowned, "No Dr. Fabus, let's try to keep this at a professional level shall we?"
Curtis smiled again, "So, what you wearing?"
She ended up just hanging up on him.
The people listening to the recordings of the conversations were left to conclude, "Are Mississippians really that rude?"
Because of this
UN experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were the rudest.
Decisive Action is ranked 1st in the region and 2,415th in the world for Rudest Citizens.
I just had to make a little page about rudeness in Mississippi.
Do to the excessive use of language, I blanked out 1-2 letters in each word so the young-ins that might come in here despite the warning don't have to see any words they're not supposed to. (Typically if I have a post that has language, it's spread out over a long distance, but the swearing density in this post is such that it warranted, in my opinion, my extra care in the form of blanking parts of words out)
Enjoy, it's pretty funny.
Oh, and these are being broadcast around the world by the world press, so feel free to make IC comments.
Ic-
The United Nations recently released some recordings of phone conversations they had with various Mississippians.
Roger and Alice were just sitting down to dinner in their mansion on the Stalingrad estate. Suddenly the phone rang.
Alice answered it.
The man from the UN started talking, "Is this Alice Fabus? This is the United Nations, I'm calling to see if..."
Alice immediately interrupted the man, "The UN eh?"
He spoke again, "Yes, we want to know if you're rude or polite, in your own opinion."
Alice smiled, "Hmmm... Are we rude?"
The man nodded his head, "Yes, we'd really like to know."
Roger stopped eating and whispered to Alice, "Dear, whoever the f--k is calling, I'm trying to eat my dinner, tell them to go to hell..."
Alice grinned and then said into the phone, "Are we rude? What the f--k kind of question is that? One second, lemme think, f--k you, my husband and I are trying to eat dinner."
Alice then hung up before the UN man could say anything else.
Meanwhile, in Pretoria, William Fabus and Sylvia Katrina Fabus were sitting down in a high-scale restaurant and were having some wine before dinner. William's cellular phone rang (A governor-general must always have his phone on, or at least should always have it on)
The UN got right to the point, "Mr. William Fabus, we're calling from the UN..."
He immediately cut in, "Woah, woah, wait a minute, you're calling from the Jewnited Nations, is that it? Well hold on just a second here, first, it's either Archduke Fabus or Governor-General Fabus, got it?"
The UN man frowned, not pleased to have the United Nations referred to in a term that insulted both the UN and jewish people, he sucked it up though and said, "Archduke Fabus, a few questions please, we are doing a study to determine if you're rude or polite..."
William sighed, "I got a few questions for you, can your d--k reach your a-s?"
The man was shocked, "What the... What kind of question is that?"
William sighed and asked again, "Can your d--k reach your a-s?"
The man was clearly angry and just wanted to get the call over with, "I suppose so, maybe, why?"
William chuckled, "Good, then go f--k yourself, I'm having dinner with my wife." He then promptly hung up.
Back in Mississippi, on the Stalingrad estate, but at Curtis Fabus's mansion, he was sitting down to dinner when the phone rang, it was a woman from the UN, she cheerfully stated who she was, "Hello, Dr. Curtis Fabus? This is the United Nations calling... I'm..."
Curtis immediately grabbed a gun and shouted, "Black helicopters! Christine! Look for black helicopters!"
The woman on the other end sighed, "Dr. Fabus, please, this is a serious call..."
Curtis frowned, "Fine, who is this?"
The woman answered, "If you must know, I was the Miss United Nations in 2004..."
Curtis smiled, he immediately knew who it was, he had seen her on television, he grinned a bit, "So, what do you want to know, how big I am?"
The woman frowned, "No Dr. Fabus, let's try to keep this at a professional level shall we?"
Curtis smiled again, "So, what you wearing?"
She ended up just hanging up on him.
The people listening to the recordings of the conversations were left to conclude, "Are Mississippians really that rude?"