NationStates Jolt Archive

We are attempting a coup.

We could best be described as green communists...who are now resorting to violence to spread.

Six large bombs have been placed around the Non-Order Parilament. Several trailers full of our members are going to storm the building. They have no police force. They have no army. They believe the same things we do, except they are pacifist.

We will report back soon.

Non-Order State News

"Hello, this is"

-BRA TA TA TA TA TA-

"GET DOWN! EVERYONE DOWN!"

"-this is Linda Djoser reporting from the State Parilament...gunmen have stormed the building and are repor"

-scream-

-gunfire-

Please, this is the Prime Minister. Any and all help is requested to get rid of the terrorists, some members of Parilament have already been shot.

The Peace Corps has been mobilized, and we are awaiting their arrival. If anyone can send in a security force, please, do so, with all haste! Our ports and skies are open.