NationStates Jolt Archive

Jimmy James Joe Jimmy Jr walked into the big building like building. He had been told that the corperations where in here, hiding in their corporationy buildings doing corporationay things, CORPORATIONS!!1! Inside Jimmy James Joe Jimmy Jr walked into a roomy kind of room filled with misty mist. Through the misty mist Jimmy could see his archiest of arch nemisisises, the one and only Arch Nemmy Nemesis,
As swiftly as a swift bacon Jimmy James Joe Jimmy Jr pulled out his yellow poker-gun and fired, !BLAU! went the gun, !BLAU! it went again.

Randy Anderson stepped out of the shadows.

"Well thats quite a poker gun you have there.."

Swiftly, he pulled off his clothes to reveal his costume. He then took out a orange lightsaber, bent his head low and dragged himself along the ground towards his enemy - shreiking in an unknown language.

THE BATTLE BEGUN

Jimmy, suprised by the sudden attack like a gopher that just saw its own reflection fell to the ground. ALl Jimmy could do was whatch as Randy Anderson came closer and closer, he got so close that Jimmy could smell his deodorant. Anderson got so close that his lightsaber was 1mm away from Jimmys face. Then suddenly Jimmy revealed his anti-lightsaber spray in a spray can. He used it and qwickly escaped from the light saber.

"Nice try, but you forgot one thing!"

Randy Anderson (Henceforth known as Randerson) pulled something out of his back pocket.

"My Anti-Anti-Lightsaber spray!"

He pulled the lid off the top and threw with all his manly-ruggedness. The can hit the ground a foot in front of his enemy and exploded in an explosion of cans.

Jimmy James Joe Jimmy Jr (ALso known as J5) was taken by surprise, unable to reveal his anti-anti-anti-lightsaber spray he got hit by the many can explosions, the can explosions filled his head with the thought of Toucan Sam, that little bird was the reason he was here. No more would kids have to get fillings, he would kill the bird an fix this. J5 revealed his Diplomacy in a can a through it at the ground,
"Stop, there are bigger enamys"

The artist formerly known as Randerson was taken by complete surprise.

What was this ridiculous diplomacy?

It flew the air and landed right near him. Suddenly all he could see what white.

When he woke there was a blue bird looking over him

"Welcome back friend. We have much work to do. And you've been a baaaaaad boy"

The bird pulled out a leather whip.

NUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuUuuuuuUUUuUUUuuUUuuUuUUUUuUuuUuuuUUUUuuUuUu!

When the white light fadded like a fading white light J5 couldn't see Randerson anywhere,
"Dam you Kevin Grunbles, oh I mean, Toucan Sam!!!!!!11!!1!!!!!11"
J5 (Aslo known as 5J's) began to fly aroundin anime style cool posses until he finnally arived at Toucan Sams hideout. Then somethings happened, a leather wip was used at one point but noone died, Toucan Sam died accually, but anyway, SOMETHING CONCLUSIVE HAPPENS NEXT...

If there was one thing that The Artists Formerly Known as The Artist Formerly Known as Randerson couldn't stand, it was conclusiveness.

Someone had used a whip, but it wasn't him.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

He had to get to the bottom of this mystery if it was the last thing he did.

He got up and walked out the door onto a stage. People started cheering and yelling. THere was a lecturn in the middle. He walked over to it and said.

"If there's one thing I can't stand - its conclusiveness!"

Suddenly he released he didn't have any pants on.

"Has anyone seen my pants?"

A pink cockatoo stood up and said.

"Ah sir, I believe a man known as 5J's took them to his hideout."

The Artist Now Known as El Bino thought for a second - and then BAM! Shot an arrow straight through the cockatoo's eyes.

"A clever trick, friend - but I could see right through your disguise."

And then he made his way to Death Island.

"dam," 5J's (also know as !what!) looked at his invisible observation screen, "Theres only one thing to do," !what! said as he looked at his empty base "Well'll blow up the ocean" then !what! put on some pants, "Mmmmm, comfy"

"THOSE ARE MY PANTS YOU BASTAAAAAAAAAAARD!"

El Bino lunged at 5J grabbing his throat.

"You killed my goat!" he started sobbing "You son of a bitch you killed my goat!"

He took a step back, aimed carefully, and threw a taco at his enemy.

"You Fool" !what! yelled "Tacos make me stronger, no wait thats kebabs," !what! (also known as MR A) began to melt into a puddle of curry, "I will revenge my own death. AFter much y3ll1ng Mr A had b3c0m3 a pi13 0f curry. th3n sudd3n1y th3 curry b3gan to c0mb1n3d and turn3d back 1nt0 Mr A.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH F001"

El Bino (Now - after two lawsuits - Greenscum) had seen enough.

"IS this what you want? A world of 1337?!?"

There was a dull thumping coming from the basement.

"I can't believe you would do that! Destroy our world for the sake of 1337kind"

The thumping grew louder.

"I mean, its one thing to not think about the future, its quite another to think the future doomed."

The thumping was deafiningly loud now.

Suddenly Greenscum realised what it was. Could it be? Michael Jacksons hit song "Thriller".

Now he could hear the singing. Suddenly he got the chills. Nobody could resist boogie fever. His legs broke out in dancing and before he knew it he was grooving it up. He clapped his hands to the rhythm.

"THRILEEEEEEEEER! THRIL-LEEER NIGHT!"

"HAHAHAHAHA whatch as 1 L33t that s0ng" With swift hand movments MR A (AKA Ivan Wong, AKA Crazy Ivan, AKA The Wongster) chnged the lyrics "L16t3n n0w, thr1ll3r, thr1ll3r n1ght, hahahahahahah"

"Aha! The Wongster. I should have known all along!"

He paused for a second to pull something out of his pants.

"I guess it's too bad I brought my - Anti-Malaysian Cream"

He quickly smeared the white substance all over his face. He then got into combat position - quite similar to leather whip position.

"Try and fight me now!"

The anti-malaysian cream had a bigger effect than first guested, it changed The Wongster from a malaysian, to an idian, through many other cultures both funny and comical, until he ended up as a Waitress from the streets of Susix,
"Dam you guvoner, i freshened your drink for this, i spit on you" and with that, the sleesy waitress began to... CONCLUDED

OOC: This is what I imagine an LSD trip to be like... ;)

'tis over