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"Hello I am Mark Weisenheim reporting for Nutropinian News Network your best (and only) source for news in our great Dictatorship. We have a breaking news report. The Federal Republic of Canad a or FRC's embassy has been bombed in Injectopolis. There are reports at this point of over 150 people killed and 200 injured. This includes over 25 Nutropinians killed and 30 injured. The rest being Canadians. Oh...we now have a live feed of the embassy that was bombed.
http://www.cnn.com/interactive/us/0103/embassy.bombing.03.13/2.car.embassy.jpg

It is hard to comprehend the devestation. The report is that the Crime Syndicate S.P.E.C.T.R.E let my famous industrialist Max Zorin. The syndicate has problems with both Nutropinian and FRC trade policies.Thank you for your time, now back to the Injectopolis Injuns Baseball Game."

The Federal Republic of Canada is to send an investigative inquiry into the terrorist attack against the embassy in Injectopolis, Nutropinia. The Wittrock Administration wishes to send sincere condolences to the family of the Nutropinians and the Canadian whose blood was shed in the explosion. A statement made by the Director of Canadian National Intelligence Agency will be stated within a few hours for further proceedings of this issue.

The Canadian National Security Taskforce will also launch an investigation of operations led by the group known as S.P.E.C.T.R.E. in the Federal Republic of Canada.

Lisa Schaap, Press Secretary
Office of the President, Federal Republic of Canada

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