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This Death star will not have a big planet destroying weapon it is going to be like a giant radio tower to get some of your Best radio stations to go on the galactic level all those station have to pay $200 per day to be on any day you chose only one day or for $300 you can pick anything but mon-sun
To be on everyday $400 per day there are contracts
and if more than on each show is 39 min.


list of stations:...................rating..................when they are on:---channel
Soviet power-----------------R ---------------mon-sun--------------1000
Imperal radio-----------------P----------------mon-sat---------------1234
Rock/rap--------------------R/pg-------------tue-sat----------------1345
RAP180----------------------R----------------mon-sun---------------1900
Chicago's News/Talk----------PG---------------mon-sun----------------860
Anoger station----------------PG---------------mon-sun--------------1960
[Radio Static]------------------G--------------mon-sun---------------0000
head to head-------------------P--------------mon-sun-----------------20
MilitaryWeapons4U-------------R/M/A-----------mon-sun---------------1500
Soviet Weapones inc.----------R/M/A-----------Mon-sun-------------15000
Sam Radio---------------------I----------------Mon-sun------------------1

Ex: (Insert the name of station) ($200/$300/$400) (A little info on the station)
T=Tourist like laws and stuff
I=Informational
G=GAMES
A=Auction
M=millitary
P=political
R=for adults
PG=Alright for kids
G=everyone

OOC: Woah, at first I thought you were some n00bie threatening everyone. Cool idea; might want to rewrite it though, with proper grammar, spelling, and punctuation.

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so do you want to put one or more stations on this

OOC: No, not really; just thought I'd give you some pointers.

ok are you sure why not?

Come on people this is a good idea that will becoem huge

Can i put on a "OBEY ME!!!!" program for an hour everyday?

Can we put a Weapons "documentary" on?

Can I put "80's Real Punk" on for 5 hours everyday? Its a huge hit in my nation and could be everyhwere. Because this is the REAL punk!!!

as long as there is no oldies talkback i am fine with whatever is on!

Yes you can put whatever you want from your nation

Congratulations on the plans of constructing a really huge radio station. This will be a sign of world peace and a step foward in space and communications. We will do our part by helping to build the station. Also we will implement a rap and R&B station for the project. We wish you the best of luck

I rarely post but...

Oh...My...God o.O

ok lets get the radio stations

That is an awesome idea, man. I thought you were going to try and build a Death Star to attack Space-baseed nations...

I want to put on Chicago's News/Talk 890 WLS. if 890 is not available, then make it 1890, PG.

what days is it on everyday or what

Anoger station rated PG, WSCR, ESPN/The Score Chicago Sports Radio, featuring Da Bulls, Da Bear, and Da Sox. Mac, Jerko, and Harry. The Wise Guys, NFL Countdown with Da Coach Mike Ditka. Inside baseball with Hawk Harrelson. Station 1960
both of my stations are on every day

Khudros Officially Endorses:
[Radio Static]------------------G------------mon-sun-----------0000Due to our withdrawn and hermitic lifestyle, the Khudrozi people refuse to endorse any particular ideology, worldview, culture, etc.
After a great deal of debate and consideration, the only thing we could really agree to air internationally was a station devoted to broadcasting random radio static. I hope our message gets across.

there are satalites and other stations that will send the singal around the univers

the newest stration is head to head is were they have people from nations and groups fight about stuff and this station is liberal (Hates BUSH)

La Habana would like to broadcast a radio station from the Death Star. The radio station will be called MilitaryWeapons4U. It will be a radio station with Live auctions for military hardware, seven days a week. Listeners will be able to bid through the phone or on the internet. It will be rated R (Adult) and P (Political). La Habana requests that this radio station be broadcast on channel 1500, or 2500 if 1500 is not available.

hello and the station is online

come all

OOC: Well fortunately you decided not to build one of those "orbital death stations" (note that they are easily outranged...), and built a big radio station instead. I applaud you.

IC: Hakurabi would like to purchase approximately 3km cubed on the radio station for our Long Range communications project. We can provide our own staff and equipment. We would also like to purchase channel 2587 for communication with our research vessels. We need about the amount of space of a large station (although the required amount of space is significantly less than that of a death star) for testing and developing deep-space communications techniques, and encryption protocols.

May our esteemed scientists have a quote?

Hitomi Nakumara
Head of International and Interspecies affairs

Matsumara Shoichi
Head Researcher of Project Epistula

the company that owns it said it would cost you $1,000,002 per mouth as a quote.

OOC: Next time could you RP the communications a bit more? This is the II forum, you know.

IC:
~~TRANSMISSION BEGINS~~
Very well. Our budgeters have approved the expenditure and the first installment has been wired. We shall begin moving the equipment in immediately. Even as this message is reaching you freighters and research vessels are dropping out of hyperspace several kilometers from your position.

Hitomi Nakumara
Head of International and Interspecies affairs

Matsumara Shoichi
Head Researcher of Project Epistula
~~TRANSMISSION ENDS~~

Indeed, large numbers of freighters, construction vessels and a variety of oddly shaped ships were appearing in bright red flashes some distance away.

Transmission------
sent to on coming ships
"This is Sam (the Death Star's name is sam) what are you here for are you from the nation of Hakurabi please respone"
end transmission


Commander of Sam was a girl named penny a blond hair blue eye commander top of her class.

Penny:"Send the 2 imperial star destroyers to see who they are."
"Yes mam(sp?)."

the two star destroyers moved closer to the ships.

I don't think radio can do through space, since there is no air in space and that even if it could be transmitted through space, it would take on the magnitude of hundreds of thousands of years to get to the outer ranges of the galaxy.

OMG IMPERIALZ!1

Some 10 year old says "That looks like the bad man!".

A TehInterwebGame spacefleet warps to the "Death Star" and charges weapons.

When asked for comment, Admiral Bob says "Our informants tell us 'it looks like the bad man'"

As the research fleet encountered the star destroyers they hailed them introducing themselves as the researchers and engineers of Project Epistula, enroute to the Death Star (referring to it as a size rating, not a classification). They later learned it was named (or the AI at least) "SAM". After allowing the crew of the star destroyers to search their ships, they proceeded towards SAM's docking bays.

OOC: Radio waves DO travel through space, (the reason there's static on radios on most frequencies) and I'm assuming that SAM is just using a more advanced equivalent of radio.

Hmm, I was thinking about this when Sirius started exploding everywhere. Nice idea.

I would like a Propoganda station if I may.

~~TRANSMISSION BEGINS~~
Admiral Bob: It is of course well know that careless talk costs lives, but the full scale of the problem is not always appreciated. For example, at the exact moment you said "Our informants tell us 'it looks like the bad man'" a freak wormhole opened in the fabric of the space-time continuum and carried your words far far back in time across almost infinite reaches of space to a distant galaxy where strange and warlike beings were poised on the brink of frightful interstellar battle.

The two opposing leaders were meeting for the last time. A dreadful silence fell across the conference table as the commander of the Vl’Hurgs, resplendent in his black jewelled battle shorts, gazed levelly at the G’Gugvunt leader squatting opposite him in a cloud of green, sweet-smelling steam. As a million sleek and horribly beweaponed star cruisers poised to unleash electric death at his single word of command, the Vl’Hurg challenged his vile enemy to take back what it had said about his mother.

The creature stirred in its sickly broiling vapor, and at that very moment the words "Our informants tell us 'it looks like the bad man'" drifted across the conference table. Unfortunately, in the Vl’Hurg tongue this was the most dreadful insult imaginable, and there was nothing for it but to wage terrible war for centuries. Eventually the error was detected, but over two hundred and fifty thousand worlds, their peoples and cultures perished in the holocaust.

You have destroyed most of a small galaxy. Please pick your words with greater care.
~~TRANSMISSION ENDS~~

OOC: Sorry about the off topic post... I just had to say that. Yes, the quote is directly from the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy Interactive Fiction game.

out of nowhere came a massive fleet and Sam was put on full alert and the fleet warp in it had 12 Star Destroyers and had 2 Motherships

http://www.cswu.cz/3dimages/page001/isd1.jpg



the captin:"Fleet that is trying to attack sam stop now or have are imperial fleet
crash you."

Sam has a sheild and has tie fighters the sheild shots a eleteric feild and starts it own gravity feild and if needed it will go to are sub-univers and you won't last that long there are combine that kill anyone but us

OOC:
Ahh... Soviet leaders... I think the fleet was supposed to be a joke. If it wasn't it wouldn't have such a blatant show of government mediocrity.

I know but just incase

~~UNKNOWN TRANSMISSION~~
“Hated planet!” snarls the Vl’Hurg
“Home of he that dared to say 'Our informants tell us 'it looks like the bad man'' rasps the G’Gugvunt
“Detested words! Even now it sticks my soul to hear them uttered,” barks the Vl’Hurg, “even though ten thousand years have passed…”
“And as many senseless megadeaths! Worlds destroyed! My race and yours laid to waste! All because of he that dared shape the words 'Our informants tell us it looks like the bad man’'"
“Torture to my Vl’Hurgish warrior heart to hear it spoken! Yet, even now, the hot breath of our vengeance blows hard on this little world…”
“Vengeance on him who said 'Our informants tell us 'it looks like the bad man''"
“One happy thought,” adds the G’Gugvunt. “After millennia of bloody and perpetual conflict, our races have been brought together by this quest of the source of the Offending Remark. Perhaps, after our vengeance has been exacted on him who said 'Our informants tell us 'it looks like the bad man''…”
“Will you stop saying it?”
“…perhaps we will continue to live in peace and harmony and…”
“We will talk about that after we … who’s this?”
~~UNKNOWN TRANSMISSION ENDS~~

The fleet was last seen heading towards TehInterwebGames, and the stream of transmissions has abruptly ended. Our most sensitive microsensors have failed to locate them, though they have detected their emission trails leaving TehInterwebGame space.

~~UPDATE~~
One final transmission has been picked up, reporting that they are returning after being touched by seeing a huge canine monster consuming a giant cheese sandwich.

OOC: To clarify, these guys are microscopic.

A few "COWBOMB"s launch from TehInterwebGame's home planet of H4x and engage warp-speed, hitting the imperial ships at warp speed! Oh noes!

"LOL, " a redneck says "j00 g0t pw3nd!1 OMFG steam r0x0rz teh big one!11"

Admiral Bob walks to the bridge "Oh dear, it seems their government leaders are not good at the english. We bow before your 1337 technology. 'heild shots a eleteric feild and starts it own gravity feild and if needed it will go to are sub-univers' technology is advanced indeed."

The Froggyliciousness cruisers launch all fighters, ignoring the "eleteric feild" and "gravity feild" and start launching torpedoes at the lightly armored "TIE feigtes".

"No, " Captain Cheesymacaroni says, "we cannot let them 'crash us' or else the interweb will hax0r the planet!1 oh n0es!"

(OOC: Oh, no, this is not a parody. I choose to crush the noob using my vastly superior fighter/bombers, as well as my superior Spelling and Grammar skillz. ph33r.)


(OOC 2: Oh noes! I don't want to be crashed! Spare me!)

~transmission begins to Hakurabi~

Eat shit.

Admiral Bob

~transmission ends~

NO!!!!!



ok anyone want to have a radio station

(OOC: guess he doesn't want to RP his losses)

Five COWBOMBS hit each of the Star Destroyers at ~80% of lightspeed, utterly annihilating them and turning them into scrap metal.

Three zoom off and accelerate into space forever.

Admiral Bob directs the fleet to move toward the "Death Star" and open fire.

"We have waited for this moment for a while. To crush the Bad Man forever."

ok....
we lose 8 imperial star destroyer

the death star was entering light speed to go to the Goth system