President Wittrock now single and looking
CBC Newsworld - President Wittrock now single and looking
Five months after the death of the First Lady and First Lady, a tabloid has reported that the President has stated that he is ready for the dating scene once more. There are photographed documents of President Wittrock with two different woman, Elizabeth Branam of Jarridia, (President Jarrod Branam's cousin) and Jocelyn Le Dressay (Sister-in-Law of Prime Minister Colin Graves of the Canadian Union). However there hasn't been a public release of which woman, the President is dating.
PRESS ROOM - OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT
[i]Victoria, Vancouver Island, Federal Republic of Canada
Lisa Schaap stood at the podium as she looked over the document that she wrote down when the President spoke to her for the statement to the CBC Newsworld Statement that in fact the thought had came to his mind but neither woman currently he was in a relationship, "After CBC Newsworld had announced at the six o'clock news that the President is now 'single and looking' is the truth. However at this time the President is not seeing neither of these woman romantically and are just personal friends of his at the time being. Good day."
Pacitalia
02-01-2005, 07:03
To: President Anthony Wittrock
From: Prime Minister Timothy Ell
Good luck on the dating scene, my friend.
To:Prime Minister Timothy Ell
From:President Anthony R. Wittrock
Well thank you Prime Minister.
OCC: Any heads of state have single good looking sisters/female cousins that you think the President may be interested in??
Ghargonia
02-01-2005, 07:17
OOC: Not from here. Unless he likes incredibly strong and angry dinosaurs :D. This is a tag, by the way. <---TAG
Pacitalia
02-01-2005, 07:18
OCC: Any heads of state have single good looking sisters/female cousins that you think the President may be interested in??
Four sisters and 38 first cousins... comes with the Greekness.
OCC: Ah... not interested in female dinosaurs... doesnt that fall under the 'beastality category'? Cuz that's against the law... Ah.... Greek chicks, their so hot.
Ghargonia
02-01-2005, 07:23
OCC: ...doesnt that fall under the 'beastality category'? Cuz that's against the law...
OOC: That would depend entirely on your own legal system I think. They are sentient, so, they're not animals really. Not that it matters, they wouldn't be 'compatible' anyway, I was just flinging a stupid suggesting into a TAG :D
PIcaRDMPCia
02-01-2005, 07:24
Prime Minister, my sister Rachael has asked me to inform you that she would be interested in getting to know you.
-President Carpenter
OCC: Just finding away to increase your ancient posting count then, Ghargonia? LOL! Well considering that the law system of the Federal Republic of Canada is conservative, such thing as beastality is against the law.
To: President John Carpenter
From: President Anthony R. Wittrock
I'm the PRESIDENT of the Federal Republic of Canada. The Office of the Prime Minister does not exist in my nation for four years. So think clearly President Carpenter of PIcaRDMPCia.
Please foward me a picture of explain her physical description of her in a reply.
OCC: Picture of a female actress/celebrity you like perhaps? Just to tell you Katharine Zeta Jones is the deceased First Lady and no, I dont want a Paris Hilton look alike for a wife. :p
Vichy France
02-01-2005, 07:32
The son of our president, Cesar Soubeyran, has been looking for someone to get with. The two of you could become better acquainted if you wish.
The President of the Federal Republic of Canada is not listed as a homosexual, bisexual. Therefore the Office of the President is not interested. We apologize.
Vichy France
02-01-2005, 07:36
There is no need to apologize, we were simply offering.
Thank for the offer but we cannot accept.
PIcaRDMPCia
02-01-2005, 07:41
OCC: Just finding away to increase your ancient posting count then, Ghargonia? LOL! Well considering that the law system of the Federal Republic of Canada is conservative, such thing as beastality is against the law.
To: President John Carpenter
From: President Anthony R. Wittrock
OCC: Picture of a female actress/celebrity you like perhaps? Just to tell you Katharine Zeta Jones is the deceased First Lady and no, I dont want a Paris Hilton look alike for a wife. :p
OOC: Sorry...>_> I saw Prime Minister and called you that. Actually...it was my real life sister I was mentioning...but I'll give you a picture of Marina Sirtis; the actor who plays Deanna Troi on Star Trek: The Next Generation.
IC: My apologies, Mr. President; it was a mistake in communications. Rachael is thirty-four, and quite the intellectual; plus, she's very much an advocate of aiding nations racked by disasters. Here's her picture. (http://www.mi-direccion.com/fakes/marina_sirtis/marina_sirtis_11.jpg)
To: President John Carpenter
From: President Anthony R. Wittrock
Your sister is quite attractive Mister Carpenter, if you are more then willing to come on a State visit eventually to the Federal Republic of Canada to make the introductory to each other it'd be more then appreciated.
Sincerely within good faith,
President Anthony R. Wittrock
PIcaRDMPCia
02-01-2005, 07:53
To: President John Carpenter
From: President Anthony R. Wittrock
OOC: Um...it's Matt, not John. :D
IC: Certainly; however, I feel it would not be safe for to travel outside the country until the war with the Real ALM is concluded; their reach is vast and I cannot put it beyond them to attempt an assassination against me should I leave PIcaRDMPCia.
-President Matt Carpenter
OCC: Sorry, my bad. You called me Prime Minister... I call you John! Ha! The thing is I think there is an actor by the name John, and I think his last name is Carpenter. So my defaulted mistake :p.
To: President Matthew Carpenter
From: President Anthony R. Wittrock
I am not making any promises if a relationship between your sister and I will work out, but I wish you the best in ending the conflict with the RALM. If you need any additional military support, the Federal Republic of Canada will be there. I'll also be willing to dispatch the Canadian National Security Taskforce (CNSTF) to protect you and your family from personal encounters with the RALM.
Sincerely in good faith,
President Anthony R. Wittrock
PIcaRDMPCia
02-01-2005, 08:04
OCC: Sorry, my bad. You called me Prime Minister... I call you John! Ha! The thing is I think there is an actor by the name John, and I think his last name is Carpenter. So my defaulted mistake :p.
To: President Matthew Carpenter
From: President Anthony R. Wittrock
OOC: That works, though he's a writer and and a director...and another John Carpenter won the first million dollars on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire." I need to change my last name; it's too common. >_>
IC: We accept gratefully any help you can provide; currently, we're looking for intelligence on their whereabouts.
-President Carpenter
OOC: Also, if you're going to join the RP, you'll want to go post in the declaration of war thread.
OCC: Any other suitresses out there? Or maybe even mistresses? *growls*
Pacitalia
03-01-2005, 03:29
Tag
Thank you... I guess no one else is interested?
Pacitalia
03-01-2005, 03:53
Thank you... I guess no one else is interested?
It looks like it. I would post those thirty-eight cousins but, well, that's thirty-eight names and pictures I have to come up with.
You could chose a selective few.
MassPwnage
03-01-2005, 23:10
ooc: I'd offer my leader's daughter to you, but she just happens to be a hardcore lesbian :p
Trying to pull of the Cheney thing, heh? :p
To: President Wittrock
From: CEO-Premier John Carter
I have a niece that I'd be more than happy for you to marry. She's impulsive, headstrong, has problems with authority, ruined my rosebushes, and likes to blow things up. I'd love to get her and her no account band of mercenaries out of my country, to somewhere safe. Maybe I could set you up with a date. How much of a bribe would it take for a date? Please, keep it reasonable.
Sincerely,
John Carter
CEO-Premier of P3X1299
To: CEO-Premier John Carter
From: President Anthony R. Wittrock
At this time, I don't think your niece suits my expectations of a wife to be, I apologize, Mister Premier.
To: President Athony Wittrock
From: CEO-Premier John Carter
There's no need to apologize. In fact, I can understand. She aggravates me too. I'll see if any of my other relatives are interested in getting to know a head of state. I hope that my hunt proves successful.
Sincerely,
John Carter
CEO-Premier of P3X1299
OOC: I'll have to find some more actresses. ;) OOC: For some reason, I don't think that you'd be interested in a spymaster either. :p
OCC: A Spymaster dating a Head of State? No thank you...
Albinoism
05-01-2005, 21:15
OCC: Just finding away to increase your ancient posting count then, Ghargonia? LOL! Well considering that the law system of the Federal Republic of Canada is conservative, such thing as beastality is against the law.
To: President John Carpenter
From: President Anthony R. Wittrock
OCC: Picture of a female actress/celebrity you like perhaps? Just to tell you Katharine Zeta Jones is the deceased First Lady and no, I dont want a Paris Hilton look alike for a wife. :p
How about Carmen Electra?
She's hot stuff, sure. :p
Albinoism
05-01-2005, 21:19
She's hot stuff, sure. :p
I agree. You can have her if you want.
Albinoism
05-01-2005, 21:22
Then I'll keep her. :p
Keep the Albino version of Carmen Electra!
Albinoism
05-01-2005, 21:53
Keep the Albino version of Carmen Electra!
Alot of albinos are hot, but Carmen must be preserved in her present state. :p
OOC: Anyways. You either go along with the RP, or I'll ask you to stop posting in this thread.
OOC: Sorry, but only full humans allowed. We are not in the fantasy world, but I thank you for your interest in this thread though. :)
Gnufasur
09-01-2005, 07:38
OOC: Sorry, but only full humans allowed. We are not in the fantasy world, but I thank you for your interest in this thread though. :)
((OOC: Really? Ah wells. Your loss then, mate. See ya.))
Official Communiqué to President Wittrock of USC
"JRV extends its condolences for the loss of your dear wife and child (though should have done so a considerable time ago), and wishes you the very best of luck in finding new love. It has come to the government’s attention that a number of female JRVians are expressing interest in meeting your Excellency - particularly, Victorian supermodel and newly appointed Diplomatic Officer, Delta Svetlana. The JRVian Federal Government would be more than willing to arrange something on her behalf."
- Ministry of Foreign Affairs (and Trade)
*It should be stressed that we are no way in the business of forced/arranged marriage or female sex slavery.
I greatly appreciate, the Excellency's condolences to me in hearing about the death of my wife and only child. I am sure we can arrange something in introductory to Miss Svetlana on my state visit to your nation.
President Anthony R. Wittrock, Head of State
Office of the President, Federal Republic of Canada