NationStates Jolt Archive


Just to Accelerate The Inevitable

Asshelmetta
02-01-2005, 05:00
The Oppressed Peoples of Asshelmetta in The Order declare war on the Holy Empire of the Radical Zen Masters in eScrew.

We're sending a crack brigade of Mormon missionaries and a covert ops unit armed with enough LSD to dose RZM's entire water supply.





Who's with us on this?


*edit* maybe the new title will work better?
ONI Concordiat
02-01-2005, 05:37
why?...
Asshelmetta
02-01-2005, 05:50
Trust me on this one.

Do you want to see hordes of radical zem masters being godmodded within your borders to overthrow your government in favor of cult of drunken ukrainian personality?
Asshelmetta
02-01-2005, 06:55
bump for strike

on the off chance he's sober enough to read it.
PIcaRDMPCia
02-01-2005, 07:06
The United Socialist States of PIcaRDMPCia would gladly aid the Asshelmets in this endevour...except we are already engaged in war with the Real ALM.
Asshelmetta
02-01-2005, 07:22
The United Socialist States of PIcaRDMPCia would gladly aid the Asshelmets in this endevour...except we are already engaged in war with the Real ALM.
Any assistance you could provide in the form of alcohol would be greatly appreciated.
PIcaRDMPCia
02-01-2005, 07:29
In that case, we are immediately shipping twelve hundred cases of Goinchenberry wine; it's formed of a fruit unique to our country, and is quite delicious even in a non-alchoholic form.
Soviet leaders
02-01-2005, 08:01
We will help you we are sending a few


50,000 Stormtroopers with Stolis
40,000 ATAT's
10,000 siths
10,000 Droids
12 Imperial Star Destroyers
Asshelmetta
02-01-2005, 08:17
For the love of Jebus!

This is a drunken war; equip the storm troopers with Stolis instead!







OOC: Strike, are you here yet?
Soviet leaders
02-01-2005, 08:25
k so now can we start the attack
Asshelmetta
02-01-2005, 08:47
well, we can't RP what happens inside his borders until he gets here.

I still have plenty of scotch though, and some hot sex going on in the UN Strangers Bar. I can wait.
Slender Goddess
02-01-2005, 10:02
well, we can't RP what happens inside his borders until he gets here.

I still have plenty of scotch though, and some hot sex going on in the UN Strangers Bar. I can wait.

Really - talking about me already? Hmmmm.