NationStates Jolt Archive

The warships had been mobilized. The bombers and jets braced themselves for take-off. Hordes of grunts straddled their loaded weapons and boarded transport ships. Finishing touches were added to the new tanks. When all was ready, the afore-mentioned forces set sail for the Arctic Circle, under direct orders from Generalissimo J.L. Operation: Pissoffasmanyleftiesaspossible was about to commence. The objective? Inflict as much damage as they feasibly could upon the Arctic, to rile the world's lefties, particularly hippies and environmentalists. The plan was fool-proof and virtually guaranteed to work. What could go wrong?

Meanwhile, an RB camera crew flew to the location to record the whole thing. J.L. planned to broadcast it live throughout the globe.

ooc: nein, should i tell him,

international i calleth ye

[OOC: You already have a war with Sarzonia and its allies that still hasn't ended. This would not help your cause. :p]

OOC: RB, you psycho, you've done it again! :D This is just plain funny... :p

OOC: RB, you psycho, you've done it again! :D This is just plain funny... :p

OOC: Now you know what boredom can do to a guy's brain! ;):p

OOC: Must.... resist... urge... to.... severe....ties!

OOC: Don't worry, RB, you'll have plenty of penguins to commit genocide on once we get going with JA and friends ;)

Does anybody actually claim that big chunk of ice at the north pole?

bump

(will post the forces I plan to deploy momentarily)

OOC: It's things like this that make me not like you, Roach-Busters; that, and the fact that you tend to be hypocritical. I mean, a comedy RP is one thing, but you could at least make it non-partisan. Sheesh... :rolleyes:

OOC: It's things like this that make me not like you, Roach-Busters; that, and the fact that you tend to be hypocritical. I mean, a comedy RP is one thing, but you could at least make it non-partisan. Sheesh... :rolleyes:

If you dislike me, why are you posting in my thread?

OOC: Well, I try not to let personal dislike get in the way of things; the real point of my original post was to let you know that I believed the thread should be non-partisan, if it's intended to be comedy. I will, however, be quiet now.

OOC: I'd appreciate it if you would be quiet. I don't agree with Roach-Busters on a LOT of political issues, but I consider him a good friend OOCly. There are better avenues to address your dislikes of someone than a public reprimand.

OCC: I believe the chunk of ice is mine? :p

Official Government Announcement

The following forces will be deployed to the Arctic at once:

Armed Forces
250,000 soldiers equipped with Tychem TK 645 Chemical Suits and armed with Kalashnikov AK-74 - w/Under barrel 6GD15 Grenade Launchers
75,000 marines equipped with Tychem TK 645 Chemical Suits and armed with RAR-7G Grenade Launchers
23,000 National Guardsmen equipped with Tychem TK 645 Chemical Suits and armed with HK GMG (Grenade Machine Gun) 40mm's
10,000 snipers equipped with Predator body armour and armed with SR-092 "Deimos" sniper rifles
5 Achelosaurs

Vehicles
apocalypse Class Fleet Carrier X2
Zumwalt Class Destroyer (with nuclear fusion reactors) X30
Virginia Class Fast Attack Submarine X75
The SFF-53 "Black Falcon" X300
SFF-59 "Striker" Light Fighter Bomber X300
SFF-77 X3
SFVA-3 "Tank Buster" X300
Raven Multi-Role Fighter X1,200
LSIF05 Mongoose MkII X30,000
LSUFV-02 Bulldog A X300,000
LSHA-01 Tenoth Tank X250
LSSH-01 Crow X150
LSAI-12 Rain X125
LSAF-05 Duelist X125
LSAF-07 Horror X75
LSAF-11 Abaddon X300
Astute class submarines X3,000
Super Cobra attack helicopter X1,750
Lepard 2 tanks X125
Challenger tanks X300
AC-10 "Rockhopper Penguin" Attack Helicopter X300
AC-20 "Penguin" Attack Helicopter: X300
AC-50 "Emperor Penguin" Attack Helicopter: X300
AC-70 "Mountain Penguin" Scout-Attack Helicopter: X300
TC-1000 "Madison" Heavy Transport Helicopter: 300
TC-2000 "Dark Nova" Heavy Assault Transport Helicopter: X300
HHT-3 Roosevelt Heavy Main Battle Tank: X250
HLT-20 Portland Armored Reconnaisance Vehicle/Light Tank: X500
HLT-20 Portland Armored Air Defense Vehicle: X500
HHT-1X Chamberlain Ultra Heavy Main Battle Tank/Howitzer: X125
Magistrate 2 Heavy Artillery/ Nuclear Artillery Cannon: X300
Brautwurst Heavy Infantry Gun: X300,000
F-14 Tomcat X300
F-16 Fighting Falcon X3,000
B-2 Spirit X30
A-4 Skyhawk X3,000
UH-60 Blackhawk X3,000
Rah-66 Comanche X3,000
CH-47 Chinook X7,500
CH-53 Sea Stallion X3,000
Tyrant-class Battleships X3
Tesla Trooper X3,000,000
UltorClass Battleship/Carrier X3
Blue Thunder Class Choppers X3,000
Payton Class Battlecruiser X30
M1A4 "King Abrams" X3,000
Calypso-class Dreadnaught X1
Freedom-Class Trimaran Pocket Super-Dreadnaught – Export Version X1
Volunteer-class battleship (BBN) X1
Alliance-class super cruiser (CB) X3
Ithaca-class light cruiser (CL) X3
SZ-1 "Vulture" fighter aircraft X300
F-102 "Numen VI" ZFighter Jet X300
F-14D Tomcat X120
DG-77 X300
DG-78 X300
HOF Defence FV 321 Armoured Personell Carrier X130
F/A-91B "Savage" Multi-Role Aircraft X130
Skyshark SZ-3 X300
F3000 “Rapier” Air Superiority Fighter X150
F/A-32 Tomahawk Advanced Tactical Fighter Aircraft X30
W-7 Poseidon Seaplane Strategic Bombers X30
Ohio class submarines X130
Pernicious II Class Improved Heavy Nuclear Carrier x3
Vulpine Class Heavy Nuclear Carrier x10
Quantum Class Amphibious Multi-Role Command Ship x25
Endeavour Class Light Carrier x25
Proxima Class Escort Carrier x30
Texarkana Class Helicopter Carrier x150
Gettysburg Class Guided Missile Battleship x75
Coral Sea Class Guided Missile Light Battleship x150
Valiant Class Battlecruisers x60
Twain Class Coastal Battleship x30
Portland Armored Reconnaisance Vehicle/Light Tank x1,200
Dragoon Infantry Support Tank x300
Hannibal Armored Personnel Carrier x300
Roosevelt Heavy Main Battle Tank x150
Taft Main Battle Tank x150
Brutus Class Fast Attack Submarine x30
The Bolt Helicopter x300
The Black Viper F-65 ZFighter Jet x1,500
"Crimson Sun" F-82 ZFighter Jet x3,000
"Großes Ungeheuer" Strategic Bomber x300
Dolphin Class Sub x300
Shaldag MKII x3,000
Saar MK-V x1,500
Protector UNPV x7,500
Hyland-Nikolaas EB-15 "Arkbird" Strategic Bomber x25
M113 APC x3,000
Merkava IV MBT x3,000
Merkava III MBT x3,000
Sabra MBT x3,000
Wolf LAV x30,000
Yas’ur 2000 Helicopter x1,500
IPHA- 'Puma' (K) x210
Aquadragon AS Ekranoplan x300
Hunter-class Command Battleship x30
AH-4 Zealot Light Attack/Observation Helicopter x3,000
BAH-23 Light Single-Engined Military Helicopter x30,000
Boxcar Class Q-Ship x600
TX-14 Attack Helicopter x3,000
SZ-4 'Warbird' Long-Range Strategic Bomber x3,000
SZ-5 'Snarl' Electronics Warfare Aircraft x3,000
SZ-6 'Pegasus' Search and Rescue Helicopter x3,000
AEA-T01A/AEA-T01B x300
AEA-T02 x300
BRND42 - Roaman Class Destroyer x150
BDRND22 - Superior III Class Guided Missile Destroyer x30
Al-Kafar II Fast Attack Submarine x150
Ratana-Ka II Class Executive Nuclear Submarine x30
AET-02B - Firestorm MBT x3,000
Bradley Infantry Fighting Vehicle x3,000
AC-130D gunship x30,000
FAVS (Future Armoured Vehicle System) x7,500
Su-36 Imperator aircraft x3,000
T-4 MBT x3,000
IPO-35 Badger Light Scout Vehicle x30,000
QNLC-82 Main Battle Tank x2,000
EM-300 'Pasha' class Guided Missile Destroyer x6
T113 tanks x30,000
T114 Main Battle Drone Tank x300
Guderian III tank x3,000
ADMIRAL HOWITZ Class Aircaft Carrier x3
ST-331 x750
The Independent helicopter x3,000
B-11 Lacken II x30
F-132 "Amor Patriae" Tactical Fighter/bomber x600
F98 "Spike" x3,000
B-9 Sphinx Heavy Strategic Bomber x145

Nuclear Weapons
LGM-56A Apocalyptic Fury Theatre Ballistic Missile launcher X10
Apocalyptic Fury Theatre Ballistic Missiles X100
Dirty bomb X5
Atomic bomb X1
'Hellas IV' Thermonuclear Bomb X1
AGM-131 SRAM 2 x10
AGM-129 ACM x10
B83 (Short range gravity bomb) x10
B61 (Short range gravity bomb) x10
LGM-30 Minuteman III x10
LGM-118A Peacekeeper x10

Chemical/Biological Weapons
Anthrax X30 kilograms
Mustard gas X300 kilograms
VX nerve gas X30 kilograms
Gabon nerve gas X30 kilograms
Rabies virus x300,000 kilograms
Soman (GD) Nerve Agent x600 tons
Phosgene (CG) Pulmonary/Choking Agent x600 tons
Nitrogen Mustard (HN-2) Blister Agent x600 tons
Mustard/Lewisite (HL) Blister Agent (Mixture) x600 tons
Lewisite (L) Blister Agent x600 tons
Hydrogen Cyanide (AC) Blood Agent x600 tons
Tabun (GA) Nerve Agent x600 tons
GB-Nerve/Sarin Gas x600 tons
VX Nerve Agent x600 tons
Ebola Hemorrhagic Fever x300,000 vials
Rift Valley Fever x300,000 vials
Venezuelan Equine Encephalitis x300,000 vials

Non-Nuclear Missiles
'Famistocles' Class Cruise Missile x1,000
Yellow Jacket mini-SAM x1,000
GWS.58 Hurricane multi-purpose SAM x1,000
BGM-109 Tomahawk Cruise Missile x1,000
P-700 3M-45 Granat x1,000

Misc. Weapons
Claymore mine x10,000
Anti-Tank Mine x10,000

OOC: This is brilliant.

OOC: This is brilliant.

OOC: Thanks. :) Feel free to deploy some forces of your own, if you'd like. ;)

Offical Message from the Archbishop of Zackaroth.

" Hey thats like ours land and stuff. its were we grow our weed but since we started we havent been doing very well trying to grow our weed up there so just like back off or and like we might just crack the ice your guys walk on something like that. Godamn we are all so wasted!!

OOC: I just wanted to spruce things up.

OOC: Damn i posted on my puppet nation!! Which i am still on. Brb.

OOC: I think I'll help out a bit.


From the port of Bandar Abbas, the ships began to move out into the Persian gulf, loaded with men and equipment. Ten medium transport vessels, five Arleigh Burke Destroyers, two ticonderoga class destroyers and forty troopships were all that was crawling out of the massive Indian Ocean fleet base. Like wraiths, they dissapeared slowly out of the lit port and into the unlit sea. Their destination was the arctic, to do some cold weather training in the area of proper WMD use. There had been few opurtunities for artillery brigades to practice with nuclear or chemical shells, now they would get their chance to test it out.

OCC: I believe the chunk of ice is mine? :p



only the parts near us that are worth anything.

But both the artic poles are in a U.N treaty saying they are completly neutral, and that no country may claim any part of them.

However, Russia never signed that treaty....how odd.....


IC:

The Emperial Goverment of the Alexian Empire supports it's allies in Roach Busters fully and completly, and will be sending two snow suits and a pair of winter tires to aid you in the invaision.

The USFU , is some what dissatisfied about this action , were afraid we will have to get involved in defend the region you are attacking , the government of the union has issued this request and or ultimatum :

To roach busters from USFU : you have 24 hours to with draw or the Union will start sending forces to aid witch ever nations including us who have research stations there

The USFU , is some what dissatisfied about this action , were afraid we will have to get involved in defend the region you are attacking , the government of the union has issued this request and or ultimatum :

To roach busters from USFU : you have 24 hours to with draw or the Union will start sending forces to aid witch ever nations including us who have research stations there

(OOC: Unfortunately, that might not work out. I'm a modern-tech nation. You're future-tech, correct?)

(ooc I’m both mod tech and Future tech ..I rp both but down worry my ft and mod tech are completely separated ,also I’m looking for a good mod tech fight since , both space and mod tech are slow for me now )

Churchman has just hurd about this and some long watch towers are reporting RB movement



Churchman: DAMN IT JL you know Irondin is in the arctic and most of our hevey industies are in the north! Move Local Forces to the boarder and let no armies in .

Underling: yes sir!

Churchman has just hurd about this and some long watch towers are reporting RB movement



Churchman: DAMN IT JL you know Irondin is in the arctic and most of our hevey industies are in the north! Move Local Forces to the boarder and let no armies in .

Underling: yes sir!

Not to worry, President Churchman. We will not damage any Irondinese industries.

all right then we will remove the local army from the boarders and bring them back to the main cities, but if RB troops move into irondin we will consiter them rejecting orarders and nothing more them brgaders and will deal with them as such

bump

OOC: now Im not TBA anymore, Id aid Irondin in defense, as Irondin is an ally of mine. However, I wouldnt directly attack RB forces outside of Irondin territory anyway. Otherwsie you can expect zero intervention. Notquiteaplace is presently in a transitionary period as well as me RPing a historic Earth III claim.

"We're quite close to the arctic (as close as one can get, really), and even if we don't own that patch of ice, it would be most upsetting if radiation of chemicals from your... operation... drifted over to our land and began affecting us. Life is already hard enough here. Also, we have several research stations and military bases there, and like most people, we don't like our stuff getting blown up.

-Head of Diplomacy, Rear-Admiral Erzsebet Sorvik"

"We're quite close to the arctic (as close as one can get, really), and even if we don't own that patch of ice, it would be most upsetting if radiation of chemicals from your... operation... drifted over to our land and began affecting us. Life is already hard enough here. Also, we have several research stations and military bases there, and like most people, we don't like our stuff getting blown up.

-Head of Diplomacy, Rear-Admiral Erzsebet Sorvik"

Utmost caution will be taken so that your nation, stations, and bases are unmolested by our venture.