NationStates Jolt Archive

Good day, good day, people of the world! If you are reading this, undoubtedly you concur with the ol' cliche, "Good help is so hard to find these days." A dismal, yet candid observation. However, you, my fine young friend, are now in luck! No longer will you have to endure dusty dressers, litter-strewn lawns, or crumbs on the kitchen floor. No longer will you have to bend over to pick up your pets' waste, or brush your own teeth, or even turn off the light when you leave the room. No, you will not have to, because now, for an incredibly low, low price, you can have someone do it for you! Intriguing, eh? You bet it is! We sell pinkos, environmentalists, druggies, fascists, Nazis, feminists, and other dregs of society for a reasonable price. Not only does this help clean up our nation, but it provides YOU with cheap labor! Everybody benefits! Everybody wins! Why wait? Buy a slave from the RB Slave Storefront today!!!!

Communist Slave (Male)
$100 per slave aged 10-16
$120 per slave aged 17-39
$80 per slave aged 40 and older

Communist Slave (Female)
$50 (ugly)
$100 (average)
$650 (attractive)

Nazi Slave (Male or Female)
$1

Shoobooshaaban Slave
$250 per male aged 10-14
$300 per male aged 15-30
$210 per male aged 31 and older
$400 per female aged 10-25
$90 per female aged 26 and older

Feminist Slave
$50

Fascist Slave
$60 per male
$55 per female

Sex Offender Slave
Free (limit 100 per customer)

Environmentalist Slave
$45 regardless of age or gender

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Slave order
Communist Slaves
Male:
10000 10-16 year olds Cost:1000000 USD

Nazi Slaves
All male
90000 for 90000 USD

and 100 free sex offenders

Total
1090000 USD

Hope fully you have enough stock
Cleadus Mandrak forced labour department

Slave order
Communist Slaves
Male:
10000 10-16 year olds Cost:1000000 USD

Nazi Slaves
All male
90000 for 90000 USD

and 100 free sex offenders

Total
1090000 USD

Hope fully you have enough stock
Cleadus Mandrak forced labour department

Thank you. Your order has been approved. They will arrive within 4 (NS) days. They will be shipped as soon as we receive the payment.

While we can not tell you how to run your conutry and we don't like the fact you have slavea but we think that children under 18 should not be used as slaves that is just moraly wrong.

While we can not tell you how to run your conutry and we don't like the fact you have slavea but we think that children under 18 should not be used as slaves that is just moraly wrong.

Thanks for the input. Good-bye.

money wired

money wired

Thank you. The slaves are on their way.

"We will buy 100,000 Feminist slaves. I am a woman, I am quite tired of other women hating on anime, I'd like to see some of them suffer, others, put to work building our guns. We will also buy 150,000 female environmentalist slaves, we have some Russian friends to repay. Total cost is USD$11,750,000."

Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM

"We will buy 100,000 Feminist slaves. I am a woman, I am quite tired of other women hating on anime, I'd like to see some of them suffer, others, put to work building our guns. We will also buy 150,000 female environmentalist slaves, we have some Russian friends to repay. Total cost is USD$11,750,000."

Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM

Because you are a very lovely woman, your slaves are free.

Because you are a very lovely woman, your slaves are free.

However, that's just this once. And nobody else gets this deal. I'm only doing this because I'm in a good mood.

Ok then we want Male and Female Communist Slaves ranked at all age groups we want 20000 for each age group.

Ok then we want Male and Female Communist Slaves ranked at all age groups we want 20000 for each age group.

Do the math, please.

Ah we'll just give you $50,000,000 USD

Ah we'll just give you $50,000,000 USD

Works for me. Slaves will be shipped as soon as the money is wired.

Done money sent

We would like to purchase one Million attractive female communist slaves. However, 1 Solid Snake is equal to 1.7 USD, and we're to drunk to do the math, but we'll wire the money on comfirmation.

We would like to purchase one Million attractive female communist slaves. However, 1 Solid Snake is equal to 1.7 USD, and we're to drunk to do the math, but we'll wire the money on comfirmation.

Fine by us. Order confirmed.

Slave order 2
Environmentalist Slaves
10000 Male
10000 Female
all must be between 10-18 years old

Total
90000 USD

Money has been wired

Slave order 2
Environmentalist Slaves
10000 Male
10000 Female
all must be between 10-18 years old

Total
90000 USD

Money has been wired

Order confirmed. The slaves are on their way.

Thank you, the money has been wired.

However, that's just this once. And nobody else gets this deal. I'm only doing this because I'm in a good mood.

"We are eternally grateful."

Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM

The nation of SRoR would like to buy:
200,000 communist male slaves (10-16) for 20,000,000 USD
200,000 communist male slaves (17-39) for 24,000,000
10,000 communist male slaves(30+) for 800,000

200,000 communist female slaves(ugly) for 10,000,000
200,000 communist female slaves(average) for 20,000,000
10,000 communist female slaves(attractive) for 6,500,000


totaling: 81,300,000

are there any discounts for regular buyers?

are there any discounts for regular buyers?

Usually, no, unless they're an ally. However, since you're my first customer, you have a 20% discount for everything you purchase.

Btw, all orders have been confirmed.

We in Dhabi are going to place another order ours is the same as SRoR
200,000 communist male slaves (10-16) for 20,000,000 USD
200,000 communist male slaves (17-39) for 24,000,000
10,000 communist male slaves(30+) for 800,000

200,000 communist female slaves(ugly) for 10,000,000
200,000 communist female slaves(average) for 20,000,000
10,000 communist female slaves(attractive) for 6,500,000


totaling: 81,300,000

We in Dhabi are going to place another order ours is the same as SRoR
200,000 communist male slaves (10-16) for 20,000,000 USD
200,000 communist male slaves (17-39) for 24,000,000
10,000 communist male slaves(30+) for 800,000

200,000 communist female slaves(ugly) for 10,000,000
200,000 communist female slaves(average) for 20,000,000
10,000 communist female slaves(attractive) for 6,500,000


totaling: 81,300,000

Order confirmed. Slaves are being loaded into the ships as we speak. The ships will set sail for Dhabi as soon as the money is wired. Thanks.

Secret IC:
We would like to buy:
100,000 communist male slaves (17-39) @ $#
1,000 Communist Slave (Female) (attractive) @ $650

10,000 Nazi Slave (Female)@1$

500 Shoobooshaaban Slave @ $90 per female aged 26 and older

200 Feminist Slave @ $50

1,000 Fascist Slave(female) @ $55

Sex Offender Slave 100 Free

12,000 Environmentalist Slave (pref. females 17-25) @$45

We will pay in cash and pick our slaves up via submarine
We wish to remain Anonymous

---Organization of Anonymous TPM Buisnessmen

Secret IC:
We would like to buy:
100,000 communist male slaves (17-39) @ $#
1,000 Communist Slave (Female) (attractive) @ $650

10,000 Nazi Slave (Female)@1$

500 Shoobooshaaban Slave @ $90 per female aged 26 and older

200 Feminist Slave @ $50

1,000 Fascist Slave(female) @ $55

Sex Offender Slave 100 Free

12,000 Environmentalist Slave (pref. females 17-25) @$45

We will pay in cash and pick our slaves up via submarine
We wish to remain Anonymous

---Organization of Anonymous TPM Buisnessmen

As our way of saying thanks for selling us all those superb weapons and vehicles in the past, we'll give you these slaves free. Just this once, though. Enjoy.

OOC: are you confirming our sell?

HA! YOu guys got the idea of incorperating feminists into this game from me! All from me! I have started my very own internet trend! Fuck yeah!


I would be at a party now, but my grandmother hasn't returned from her drinking, crazy weirdass party, and I have been left to keep the children out of harm, and she is late, and I am pissed, and you are all stupid, and to top it all off my baby sister is covered in fucking ice cream, and I'll be damned if I clean it up.

And nothing is worse than a sticky child.


Um, not that I don't like spending New years with you guys.......*cough*......Ahem.



Anyhow, I have started a trend, you got the idea from me, I rule, fuck yes!

OOC: are you confirming our sell?

See post above: all orders confirmed.

See post above: all orders confirmed.
OOC: sorry missed that

IC: money wired

...........bwahahahahaha!!!!

Got newborns?

Got newborns?

Unfortunately, no.

Slave order 3

100000 Nazi female slaves between 16-22 for 80000 USD
(20 %count included)

money wired

Money wired

All orders have been confirmed.

Slave order 4
10000 communist female slaves(attractive) between 18-26 for 5200000 USD

money wired

bump for my order

The Nations of The International will not stand for this barbaric practice. We pressure Roach-Busters to stop this trade and all nations participating in this will be placed on a black list.

We want all slaves purchased handed over to our custody, and the money refunded. We will not stand for barbarism taking place under our noses.

OOC: Nazi Slave (Male or Female): $1 LOL :D

Hey, don't put people on yer blacklist just because of this. The only reason I'm getting these slaves is because we need some more attractive females at the Royal Palace. And anyway, this is all legit...*cough*.

OOC: Comeon, The International needs new enemies now that DA is gone :p

IC: NO slavery is legitimate. Taking away the rights of others for personal gain is never acceptable, and even worse when supposedly legitimate governments partake in the act. Release those you have purchased to our custody.

Only if we get our money back.

Only if we get our money back.


straight up.

Public Statement by the Commonwealth of Taiwanese Islands Addressing Roach-Busters for Placing Orders

The Government of the Commonwealth of Taiwanese Islands and the People for which it stands, absolutely abhorred by the news of a slave trade, unable to interfere in the affairs of other Sovereign States, standing firm in our beliefs for freedom and equality, determining to aid these unfortunate souls in any possible way, have launched a campaign to raise funds within our borders, using which we now places orders for the following:

5,000,000 male Communist slaves aged 10-16
5,000,000 female Communist slaves (average)
10,000,000 male Nazi slaves
10,000,000 female Nazi slaves
2,500,000 male Shoobooshaaban slaves aged 10-14
2,500,000 female Shoobooshaaban slaves aged 10-25
15,000,000 Feminist slaves
15,000,000 Environmentalist slaves
7,500,000 male Fascist slaves
7,500,000 female Fascist slaves

Total: 80,000,000 slaves, $4,932,500,000

Please deliver them as soon as possible. In addition, we prefer younger ones.

NARES-Level 7 Encrypted Top Secret Message From the Government of Taiwanese Islands for Roach-Busters

The Taiwanese Islands Government wishes to place orders for and asks you to deliver the following in an ultra-secretive manner.

250,000 female Communist slaves (attractive) [note: must be below the age of 15]
500,000 male Communist slaves aged 10-16
175,000 male Fascist slaves
175,000 female Fascist slaves
350,000 male Nazi slaves
350,000 female Nazi slaves
100,000 male Shoobooshaaban slaves aged 10-14
100,000 female Shoobooshaaban slaves aged 10-25

Total: 2,000,000 slaves, $288,325,000

All must be between the age of 12-20.

These orders have been funded through the Black Programmes.

We ask that leadership of Roach-Busters cease and desist this heinous sale of human lives.

-Roger Lehman
Soudinese Human Rights Bureau

We ask that leadership of Roach-Busters cease and desist this heinous sale of human lives.

-Roger Lehman
Soudinese Human Rights Bureau

We offer a pact to the nation of Soudin. We should stand together to fight this grave breach of human rights.

All orders have been confirmed. Thanks for shopping at RBSS!

We offer a pact to the nation of Soudin. We should stand together to fight this grave breach of human rights.

[ooc]Cool, please telegram me with details, I'm a little bit busy right now, but I'm interested.

We offer a pact to the nation of Soudin. We should stand together to fight this grave breach of human rights.

I find it sheer comedy that communists feign concern for human rights. Communists are not human beings.

-Secretary of Law and Order Chia Neng Lee

All ships carrying "products" from this storefront will be intercepted and captured by the Imperial Praetonian Navy.

That is all.

I find it sheer comedy that communists feign concern for human rights. Communists are not human beings.

-Secretary of Law and Order Chia Neng Lee

We are absolutely appalled by this statement. The Kingdom of Soudin is not a Communist regime. We prefer "Super-Socialist."

__________________________

Currently, the Soudinese Parliament is voting on a resolution to institute a blockade on all Roach-Buster ports.

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Official Imperial Communique

To: Roach-Busters Slave Trade Management
From: Dmitri Rubellai

The Empire is pleased to see you are making a killing in the market, and would be happy to add to your financial successes. We would like to at this time place an order for 250,000 Male Communist slaves ages 10-16 priced at $100 each, 12,000 male Communist slaves ages 17-39 priced at $120 each, and 5,000 Male communist slaves ages 40+ priced at $80 each to fulfill labor needs within the expanses of the Empire. In addition, to satisfy the personal desires of the Imperial military, aristocracy, government officials, Emperor Antonius I, and myself, we shall place an additional order for 250,000 attractive Female Communist slaves priced at $650 each.

The total for all orders shall come to $189,340,000, to be wired upon confirmation of said orders.

Chancellor Dmitri Rubellai,
Appointed Chancellor of the Imperial Congress,
Loyal Servant to Emperor Antonius I

I find this despicable, I implore Roach-Busters to cease this slave trading at once for decencies sake.

-The Dictator of Darkana

Weekend Herald reports recent development of the slave trade.

Yesterday, the Vice President informed us that Taiwanese Islands has now received the 80 million slaves it ordered. As you would recall the money used to fund this massive purchase was collected in campaigns last month.

These people will now receive education in our specially designed schools, and upon the age of 18, they will be employed for 3 year in government or social services.

They will be paid an average annual salary of about NTD$10,210, which our economists has told us to be reasonable although it is almost $5,000 lower than the average GDP per captia. Anaysts has concluded that it will have an positive impact on our nation's infrastructure and economy.

It is hoped that upon being discharged at the age of 21, they will become, in addition to free, financially independent.

The Vice President also promised them the choices of leaving Taiwanese Islands, but sources of the Weekend Herald has told us that no one has chosen to leave yet.

Official Imperial Communique

We would like to purchase 30,000 attractive female communist slaves.

Slave order 5

Nazi Slaves
10000000 males between 10-18 at 1 USD
10000000 females between 10-18 at 1 USD

Total
20000000 USD

Money wired

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Official Imperial Communique

To: Roach-Busters Slave Trade Management
From: Dmitri Rubellai

The Empire is pleased to see you are making a killing in the market, and would be happy to add to your financial successes. We would like to at this time place an order for 250,000 Male Communist slaves ages 10-16 priced at $100 each, 12,000 male Communist slaves ages 17-39 priced at $120 each, and 5,000 Male communist slaves ages 40+ priced at $80 each to fulfill labor needs within the expanses of the Empire. In addition, to satisfy the personal desires of the Imperial military, aristocracy, government officials, Emperor Antonius I, and myself, we shall place an additional order for 250,000 attractive Female Communist slaves priced at $650 each.

The total for all orders shall come to $189,340,000, to be wired upon confirmation of said orders.

Chancellor Dmitri Rubellai,
Appointed Chancellor of the Imperial Congress,
Loyal Servant to Emperor Antonius I

The slaves have been shipped. Since you are an ally, your order will cost exactly $0.00

All orders have been confirmed.

Doom, because you're an ally, your order is free.

The slaves have been shipped. Since you are an ally, your order will cost exactly $0.00

We thank you for your generosity, and will do what we can to return the favor in the future.

We thank you for your generosity, and will do what we can to return the favor in the future.

Consider it a gift for your help against Sarzonia.

-Anne Onnymus President of RBSS

Good day, good day, people of the world! If you are reading this, undoubtedly you concur with the ol' cliche, "Good help is so hard to find these days." A dismal, yet candid observation. However, you, my fine young friend, are now in luck! No longer will you have to endure dusty dressers, litter-strewn lawns, or crumbs on the kitchen floor. No longer will you have to bend over to pick up your pets' waste, or brush your own teeth, or even turn off the light when you leave the room. No, you will not have to, because now, for an incredibly low, low price, you can have someone do it for you! Intriguing, eh? You bet it is! We sell pinkos, environmentalists, druggies, fascists, Nazis, feminists, and other dregs of society for a reasonable price. Not only does this help clean up our nation, but it provides YOU with cheap labor! Everybody benefits! Everybody wins! Why wait? Buy a slave from the RB Slave Storefront today!!!!

Communist Slave (Male)
$100 per slave aged 10-16
$120 per slave aged 17-39
$80 per slave aged 40 and older

Communist Slave (Female)
$50 (ugly)
$100 (average)
$650 (attractive)

Nazi Slave (Male or Female)
$1

Shoobooshaaban Slave
$250 per male aged 10-14
$300 per male aged 15-30
$210 per male aged 31 and older
$400 per female aged 10-25
$90 per female aged 26 and older

Feminist Slave
$50

Fascist Slave
$60 per male
$55 per female

Sex Offender Slave
Free (limit 100 per customer)

Environmentalist Slave
$45 regardless of age or gender

Ab-shalom and greetings;

Our purchase order:
1 million ugly Communist females (=50 million)
1 million average Communist females (=100 million)
1 million attractive Communist females (= 650 million)
3 million Nazi females (=3 million)
1 million feminist females (=50 million)
1 million fascist females (=55 million)
1 million environmentalist females (=45 million)
3 million environmentalist males (=135 million)

Total wired: $1.088 billion USD

All are to be delivered to the colony at Sisu Pangea.

We also ask that you clarify - what is a "Shoobooshaaban"?

Namaste,
Raahmid Javani
Grand Vizier,
Humble Servant of His Magnificence, the Sultan of Vastiva

We would like to put those wretched sex offenders off your hands. If you have any convicts you would like to see put to hard labor, send them over as well. They will all be put to good use.

We offer a pact to the nation of Soudin. We should stand together to fight this grave breach of human rights.
The Nations of The International will not stand for this barbaric practice. We pressure Roach-Busters to stop this trade and all nations participating in this will be placed on a black list.
We want all slaves purchased handed over to our custody, and the money refunded. We will not stand for barbarism taking place under our noses.
NO slavery is legitimate. Taking away the rights of others for personal gain is never acceptable, and even worse when supposedly legitimate governments partake in the act. Release those you have purchased to our custody.

CASTLE ESSEMBRA
High Moor Plateau
Essembra; Capital
City of Kormanthor

http://usera.imagecave.com/Kormanthor/coruscant5_bg.jpg

To: The Government of Kanabia

From: King Matthew Of Kormanthor

We will stand together to fight this grave breach of human rights with you
Kanabia. Roach-Busters stop this now, we are now backing what Kanabia
stated earilier.

Aeloulaera Castle
Aeloulaera, Pearl of
TwiLight, Capital City Virgin
Incursion

[b]To: All concerned

From: Queen Casiopia Of Virgin Incursion, founder of AELOULAERA RegionOf The Depths

We hereby notify all concerned that we will stand by Kormanthor as they
are a member of our Region.

Queen Casiopia


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We, the League of Concerned Businesses, being the ruling body of Marker's Pride, would like to purchase an order of 50 million feminist slaves to work in our "Production Encouragement Brothels" recently installed in all corporations with more then 15 employees. The LCB would like to purchase these slaves using funds gathered from the businesses we represent in one large order, to streamline the process of several thousand orders. The funds have been placed in escrow and will be released upon receipt of the goods.

Mary Johannson,
Chairwoman of the Marker's Pride LCB

The Marker's Pride LCB would like to present this statement:

Any attempt to restrict trade between any nations wishing to engage in it is contrary to the esablished concept of capitalism and will not be tolerated. A person's right to excerise free will must through the right to trade shall not be abridged. Therefor your attemps at intimidation will not be ignored.

Marker's Pride League of Concerned Businesses


Mary Johannson
Chairwoman of the Marker's Pride LCB

The Marker's Pride LCB would like to present this statement:

Any attempt to restrict trade between any nations wishing to engage in it is contrary to the esablished concept of capitalism and will not be tolerated. A person's right to excerise free will must through the right to trade shall not be abridged. Therefor your attemps at intimidation will not be ignored.

Marker's Pride League of Concerned Businesses


Mary Johannson
Chairwoman of the Marker's Pride LCB


CASTLE ESSEMBRA
High Moor Plateau
Essembra; Capital
City of Kormanthor

http://usera.imagecave.com/Kormanthor/coruscant5_bg.jpg

To: All Governments Represented Here

From: King Matthew Of Kormanthor

We are not against capitalism, we have two store fronts ourselves, we are against slavery. We won't tolerate the sell of slaves even if they are communist and nazi's. I you want to have a store front then find something
else to sell.

You are attempting to impede a sale of goods brought forth legally under the laws of the selling nation. Therefore you are impeding capitalism. The Selling and Buying nations are sovereign nations with the right to decide the laws within their borders.

All orders have been confirmed, but no future orders will be accepted. This storefront is hereby closed. Thank you.

Dammit...and I was about to spend two Trillion USD on this storefront...

Oh dear. Don't you think you're going a bit far RB?

I would like to buy 1,000,000 nazi's to put to work.
$1,000,000 dollars have been wired already, I hope we can trust you.

Oh dear. Don't you think you're going a bit far RB?

I didn't know you RPed. :D

(And btw, the IC RB is nothing like the real RB...well, they're not completely the same, anyway. ;))

I didn't know you RPed. :D

(And btw, the IC RB is nothing like the real RB...well, they're not completely the same, anyway. ;))
No, just popping in to say hi while I tie a loose end up. Although my government is very very antislavery, we don't tend to go in guns a blazing, we like to buy them out. Or we used to.

Looked interesting.

3,000,000 Nazi Slaves. $3,000,000
3000 Enviromentalist Slaves. $135,000
200 Feminists. $10,000
100 Sex Offenders. Free

Total Order: $31,450,000
Thanks buddy.

Ab-shalom and greetings;

Our purchase order:
1 million ugly Communist females (=50 million)
1 million average Communist females (=100 million)
1 million attractive Communist females (= 650 million)
3 million Nazi females (=3 million)
1 million feminist females (=50 million)
1 million fascist females (=55 million)
1 million environmentalist females (=45 million)
3 million environmentalist males (=135 million)

Total wired: $1.088 billion USD

All are to be delivered to the colony at Sisu Pangea.

We also ask that you clarify - what is a "Shoobooshaaban"?

Namaste,
Raahmid Javani
Grand Vizier,
Humble Servant of His Magnificence, the Sultan of Vastiva

All orders have been confirmed, but no future orders will be accepted. This storefront is hereby closed. Thank you.

~Upon arrival, the twelve million new colonists are welcomed into the colony as equal citizens~

OOC: If you can't grow 'em domesticly, import 'em. :p

All orders have been confirmed, but no future orders will be accepted. This storefront is hereby closed. Thank you.

I got my sex offenders and convicts I ordered.. kewl

CASTLE ESSEMBRA
High Moor Plateau
Essembra; Capital
City of Kormanthor

http://usera.imagecave.com/Kormanthor/coruscant5_bg.jpg

To: All Governments Represented Here

From: King Matthew Of Kormanthor

We are not against capitalism, we have two store fronts ourselves, we are against slavery. We won't tolerate the sell of slaves even if they are communist and nazi's. I you want to have a store front then find something
else to sell or we will organize a group of nations against you.

Communist Slave (Male)
$100 per slave aged 10-16
$120 per slave aged 17-39
$80 per slave aged 40 and older

Communist Slave (Female)
$50 (ugly)
$100 (average)
$650 (attractive)

Nazi Slave (Male or Female)
$1

Shoobooshaaban Slave
$250 per male aged 10-14
$300 per male aged 15-30
$210 per male aged 31 and older
$400 per female aged 10-25
$90 per female aged 26 and older

Feminist Slave
$50

Fascist Slave
$60 per male
$55 per female

Sex Offender Slave
Free (limit 100 per customer)
____________________________________

Before Unidox orders any persons; we would like to know what are Shoobooshaaban? Also what qualifies as sex offence in your nation?

CASTLE ESSEMBRA
High Moor Plateau
Essembra; Capital
City of Kormanthor

http://usera.imagecave.com/Kormanthor/coruscant5_bg.jpg

To: Unidox

From: King Matthew Of Kormanthor

I'm sorry if I didn't communicate clearly enough the
last time .... this includes you too.

You are aware that this declaration will only drive the slave trade underground? Black market slave trading will become a more profitable business for RB and others that now see the economic windfall of this industry. One nation alone bought over $1 billion dollars in slaves, do you think those unsavory operations out there watching these events unfold will not take advantage of this illicit market? When we see the increase in kidnappings, don't say I told you so.

You are aware that this declaration will only drive the slave trade underground? Black market slave trading will become a more profitable business for RB and others that now see the economic windfall of this industry. One nation alone bought over $1 billion dollars in slaves, do you think those unsavory operations out there watching these events unfold will not take advantage of this illicit market? When we see the increase in kidnappings, don't say I told you so.

CASTLE ESSEMBRA
High Moor Plateau
Essembra; Capital
City of Kormanthor

http://usera.imagecave.com/Kormanthor/coruscant5_bg.jpg

To: Unidox

From: King Matthew Of Kormanthor

You are aware that this declaration will only drive the slave trade underground? Black market slave trading will become a more profitable business for RB and others that now see the economic windfall of this industry. One nation alone bought over $1 billion dollars in slaves, do you think those unsavory operations out there watching these events unfold will not take advantage of this illicit market? When we see the increase in kidnappings, don't say I told you so.


CASTLE ESSEMBRA
High Moor Plateau
Essembra; Capital
City of Kormanthor

http://usera.imagecave.com/Kormanthor/coruscant5_bg.jpg

To: Henrytopia

From: King Matthew Of Kormanthor

Let me explain something to you, we are against slavery of any kind. If you
wish to continue this business then you had better go way underground and stay there because I will be looking for you. Also I had better not get wind of any kidnapping going on. You people don't have a right to do this kind of thing for any reason, but especially under the guise of capitalism.

CASTLE ESSEMBRA
High Moor Plateau
Essembra; Capital
City of Kormanthor

http://usera.imagecave.com/Kormanthor/coruscant5_bg.jpg

To: Kanabia

From: King Matthew Of Kormanthor

I thought you wanted help in clearing up this problem?

OOC:Hmmm, after seeing all the trouble RB managed to stir up, I may have to start up my own slave storefront...

once again.

Before Unidox orders any persons; we would like to know what are Shoobooshaaban? Also what qualifies as sex offence in your nation?


..bump..

We at the Real ALM need 25,000 Female and Male Environmentalist Slaves as "coolies" for our new Shin-Nihon Colony.

Total comes to USD$1,125,000. We wish for express delivery. Money will be wired upon confirmation.

To the company running the Slave Store:

From Shah Khosru III

I am in need of highly attractive women to populate my harem. I personally prefer Russian women but any highly attractive women are my kind of thing. They must be thin, younger than 29, screened for STDs, and VERY attractive, preferably the most attractive women you have. I will pay $10,000 each for a total of 100 women, brining the cost to $1,000,000

we would like to order the following slaves for our storefront's sweatshops, erm... i mean factories:
10 thousand enviormentalists (preferably near 50/50 mix male/female)
5 thousand fascist men
5 thousand fascist women
100 thousand Nazis (see enviormentalists)
10 thousand Ugly Communist Women
10 thousand 17-39 yr old communist men
for a total of $2,825,000.00

ah yes, can i have the free sex offenders to try and test out my new capital punishment gear?