Poptartrea
31-12-2004, 19:51
From the Ministry of Communication
To Poptartrea National Assembly - Defense Council
9:30 AM
Employee of Research and Development stumbled upon new weapon. At 0342, transmitter emitted range between 38 Hz and 74 Hz. Terminals in B3, covered by Faraday Cages, were ruined. Researcher, named Darryl Laronda, has agreed to be transferred to Mil. Request allocation of funds to replace damaged equipment.
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Standing before a crowd of potential buyers consisting of both researchers and soldiers from innumerable countries, the Minister of Commerce couldn't help but chuckle. This will most certainly guarantee another couple years of a cushy government desk job! As the dissonance dulled to a silence, he began. "Welcome to the Poptartrea Science and Technology Center, esteemed colleagues! Today we are offering an incredible piece of military weaponry: an electromagnetic pulse bomb that surpasses all shielding. Simply detonate this in an enemy capital, and every single electronic device will fail, without fail. Aluminum or lead can't stop the oscillation of this frequency. Massive clustered missile attack? Launch one of these into the center of the formation and watch them drop out of the sky. The auction will begin shortly, starting at 0 Sprinkles. There is a device under your seat to convert your native currency into our own."
To Poptartrea National Assembly - Defense Council
9:30 AM
Employee of Research and Development stumbled upon new weapon. At 0342, transmitter emitted range between 38 Hz and 74 Hz. Terminals in B3, covered by Faraday Cages, were ruined. Researcher, named Darryl Laronda, has agreed to be transferred to Mil. Request allocation of funds to replace damaged equipment.
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Standing before a crowd of potential buyers consisting of both researchers and soldiers from innumerable countries, the Minister of Commerce couldn't help but chuckle. This will most certainly guarantee another couple years of a cushy government desk job! As the dissonance dulled to a silence, he began. "Welcome to the Poptartrea Science and Technology Center, esteemed colleagues! Today we are offering an incredible piece of military weaponry: an electromagnetic pulse bomb that surpasses all shielding. Simply detonate this in an enemy capital, and every single electronic device will fail, without fail. Aluminum or lead can't stop the oscillation of this frequency. Massive clustered missile attack? Launch one of these into the center of the formation and watch them drop out of the sky. The auction will begin shortly, starting at 0 Sprinkles. There is a device under your seat to convert your native currency into our own."