NationStates Jolt Archive

IC: There's a problem though. If we defeat one of their patron nations, it might panic them into withdrawing elsewheres. I suggest striking while we know where they are. Meanwhile, for your fleet issues, I will send the 2nd and 3rd Airforces to deal with the Dimmimarian navy.

ooc: I have a crappy surface navy, but an excellent air force.

IC: There's a problem though. If we defeat one of their patron nations, it might panic them into withdrawing elsewheres. I suggest striking while we know where they are. Meanwhile, for your fleet issues, I will send the 2nd and 3rd Airforces to deal with the Dimmimarian navy.

ooc: I have a crappy surface navy, but an excellent air force.
OOC: Whatever works.
Secret IC:
In that case, Leader Li, I suggest you tread carefully. Investigate exactly where the RALM leadership is hiding, then, once you've found it, do one of two things: either sneak in a tactical nuclear weapon, or fire several cruise missiles.
-President Carpenter

In the Hidden Eye headquarters:

"Fuck, we need someone with access to the Shogun. We have to get a transmitter on said person too."

"Who has the most access?"

"Ryan Monahan, although it'll be hard to grab him."

Meanwhile:

Hundreds of ASF-05 Eagle's Talon Drone fighters, G20, G50,G80 and G100 gunships took to the air as well as SB-4 Ultraheavy bombers and SB-5 Stealth Bombers. They were on their way to cut off the Dimmimarian navy.

In the Hidden Eye headquarters:

"Fuck, we need someone with access to the Shogun. We have to get a transmitter on said person too."

"Who has the most access?"

"Ryan Monahan, although it'll be hard to grab him."

Meanwhile:

Hundreds of ASF-05 Eagle's Talon Drone fighters, G20, G50,G80 and G100 gunships took to the air as well as SB-4 Ultraheavy bombers and SB-5 Stealth Bombers. They were on their way to cut off the Dimmimarian navy.

OOC: You could also get Karl von Esling, head of the Tokko, he has significant access to her.

IC: Meanwhile, Karl von Esling was sitting in his chambers, meditating.

A messenger came to him. "Sir?"

Karl threw a knife at him. "Gott in Himmel, man! I am meditating. What is it?"

The messenger said, "Sir, a suspicious person enterd this village. A trucker. He didn't look like our usual man. He just left."

Karl went, "Damn, it has to be an Allied agent. Those Pwnageites have fantastic technologies, which have been used agaisnt us before. We must be watchful. I want this village and the complex on permanent lockdown. Have the guns manned at all times. Let no one in, unless they are trusted persons or let in personally by me. The Shogun must be kept safe."

The Messenger said, "Yes, sir."

He ran out, to order the men to do likewise.

Karl then clapsed his fingers closed, and began muttering a prayer.

He then issed a message to agents in the field.

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To: All Agents
From: Marquis Von Esling

All agents are to be prepared to capture Pwnageite technologies, and be aware for them. These affronts to God, the 47 and the Second Child must be taken for study, and any that cannot be recovered must be destroyed.

The next time supplies came, the implant left the supply man's brain, and rode onto the guys operating the conveyor belt. Then to the guy who was supervising the conveyor belt, then to his supervisor, etc. It would find the location of the Shogun quickly.

The Skorpions, after losing a few men, began to get leery. They stopped advancing.

"We're gonna have to blow a few buildings up. Isolate the Tokko in the upper floors of the buildings. Then have the tanks railgun off the tops. Meanwhile, to clear the sewers..."

The Skorpion commander called the city's public works manager.

"Listen to me" he said. "Flush every fucking toilet in the city."


The Tokko took advantage of this. They threw SEMTEX bombs and explosives down the toilet, and after five minutes, detonated them, hoping for some chance to fight back.

Meanwhile, afterwards, the Tokko began trying to fight back, throwing grenades, launching LAW Rockets, and firing M16 shots at the Skorpions.

The next time supplies came, the implant left the supply man's brain, and rode onto the guys operating the conveyor belt. Then to the guy who was supervising the conveyor belt, then to his supervisor, etc. It would find the location of the Shogun quickly.

The implant ended up in one of the Quartermasters. Inside, the Pwnageites could take a look at the odd culture inside, with women wandering around in muted sailor suits, men's arrmy uniforms, guards that looked like Japanese soldiers from the 1930's except for their decidedly modern M16's, a few men that looked like RAF pilots in dress uniforms except they had green coats and evil glares, these were obviously the Tokko, a few arrests by them, and some summary executions.....one such execution happened to the Quartermaster, as he had accidentally insulted a Tokko man, and he didn't take too kindly to that.

Pulling out his very beefy Colt King Cobra, he stood away, aimed, and fired, killing the Quartermaster and silencing the camera.

ooc: The toilets were to flush your men out of the sewers. (Pardon the pun)

The Skorpions held firm and continued pushing the Tokko upwards.
When enough Tokko were above a certain height, the tanks fired, and the railgun shots sheared off that piece of the building, causing it to fall to the ground.

Meanwhile, the operator of the implant had it crawl out when he learned of the Quartermaster's impending execution.

The implant crawled onto the Tokko's boot, then began working its way up towards skin.

ooc: The toilets were to flush your men out of the sewers. (Pardon the pun)

The Skorpions held firm and continued pushing the Tokko upwards.
When enough Tokko were above a certain height, the tanks fired, and the railgun shots sheared off that piece of the building, causing it to fall to the ground.

Meanwhile, the operator of the implant had it crawl out when he learned of the Quartermaster's impending execution.

The implant crawled onto the Tokko's boot, then began working its way up towards skin.

IC:

The men in the sewers barely managed to escape the flushing, what with the rushing water and the random explosives.

They emerged outside, wet, cold and dirty, facing a horrible scene, as many of their comrades fell to their deaths as the Pwnageites demolished the top half of a building with their comrades in it.

The Tokko still had their guns, their M16's had somehow survived the sewage, and so did their M79's. They stole a car, and began driving to a bank. They were going to get something out of this.

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The Tokko then took off his boots and began washing them off. The implant was distracted some, but not much.

The bank was abandoned, any civilians in the area either were killed or had fled. But the Skorpions gave chase to the car.

The implant leapt onto the Tokko's foot.
Bingo.

As our spy slowly moves further into ALM territory he discovers that he is being followed by the local police force. One officer particulary. He knew they were watching him like a hawk. He went into a nearby hotel and booked himself under a false name and as he went to his room for some rest he saw the police officer walking behind him. As he went into the elevator so did the cop, armed only with a small hand gun he was no match for him. Soon the spy appeared to check his watch and pressed a button that disabled all security cameras within a ten meter distance. He was annoyed, annoyed by being watched, so he quickly to out his rifle and shot the officer dead on the spot. That showed him.

As soon as he gets into his room he goes over to the table and checks his briefcase, loaded with ammuntion, several grenades and £5,000 to use as he wishes. He knew the job and he knew it had to be done quick to save the lives of hundreds of men. Soon enough he had a terrible flashback, he rubbed his head as it started to appear.......... It was the week the Allies invaded, he and his best friend Daniel went to go sign up and they both got the frontline defense job, laying mines and shooting the machine guns... life was o.k for both of them and they knew each other since they were seven. One day during the Final Offensive by the Allies he found out Daniel was killed by 3 soldiers which had captured their foxhole, he quickly took a machine gun, ran towards their foxhole and killed all three soldiers to get his only friends dead body for proper cremation. From that day on many had said he no longer was the kind, caring man he used to be. His heart of gold was now a heart of coal and he swore vengeance on any country that dared fight against his country.

Soon he saw the PIcaRDMPCia embassy, surrounded by ALM troops and boarded up. It had been shut down the day the war had started. Now was the time to sleep. 6 hours later he booked out of the hotel and called for a taxi to the capital, a few buildings on top but most buildings underground. He also knew the entrances to the underground was lightly defended, this could work as an advantage but he had to use his knowledge of lightning quick attacks to the full. Once arriving near the borders of the city where no-one lived and only woodland was around the taxi-cab driver *being corrupt* dared to pull a knife on him and asked for his wallet. As the spy slowly put his hand in his pocket he quickly pulled out his trusty handgun and filled the cabbies head with four lovely pieces of hot lead. He climbed out and soon came face to face with a border guard who strangely looked much like him. As the guard became more angry with him taking his time the spy shot him through the head, not spoiling his uniform..........

MORE IS TO COME

Secret IC:

President Carter,

The last of our forces have arrived on your soil. We have dispatched our three regiments of our specialized homeland defense units to assist protecting your nation from airborne attacks. We can set up surface to air batteries near your coastal cities do defend against naval attacks and assist your current countermeasures.

Markus Aston
Commanding Officer
HDC

OOC: I can list my assets upon request. I began my airlift once the war was announced, I have not contributed until now as the attack on PIcaRDMPCia has begun. I have 3 homeland defense units and 1 rapid deployment unit on the ground. Logistics provided upon request.

Meanwhile in the nation of Winter's End, outside a Real ALM safehouse:

"I think we have Ryan Monahan. Get men on all exits, including the sewers, place snipers in the surrounding buildings, get a fucking strike team and some vehicle cover with us right now."

A Skorpion Inquisitor in officer's armor was desperately trying to position his men in order to raid the safehouse. 2 G20 VTOL gunships hovered high above.

The officer saw that his troops were in position.

"ALRIGHT, MOVE! MOVE!"

An MT-114 Medium Drone Tank moved up into position and railgunned off the front doors (and anyone behind them). The Skorpions then threw in a load of flashbangs and rushed in guns blazing. Meanwhile, the Snipers watched the windows for any activity.

OOC: Are you guys RPing to a brick wall? And has Dimminar posted in a while? Maybe the attack's been called off.

ooc: well, we just have to wait for our respective counterparts to respond.

OOC: Are you guys RPing to a brick wall? And has Dimminar posted in a while? Maybe the attack's been called off.
OOC: His last post was the complaint about the technology; until he posts again, we can't do much but prepare.

The bank was abandoned, any civilians in the area either were killed or had fled. But the Skorpions gave chase to the car.

The implant leapt onto the Tokko's foot.
Bingo.

The Tokko entered the bank, and began looking for stuff. They found some lost wallets, some Rolexes, and the vault, still shut.

One of the Tokko ordered: "Open that frickin' vault!"

Two men soon began to run to the vault, priming explosives and other materials to break in.

Meanwhile, the others began throwing up debris, and making barricades, and watching the windows.

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The Tokko man soon walked off, muttering to himself.

He soon went to the church service, where inside, Kimiko was making a firey speech, from a pulpit, wearing that ubiquitous green RAF-style uniform, with a priests' shwal aroiund her neck.

She began saying, "...and God shall keep you! The heretics and shisouhan
will perish, we shall overrun!"

The parishoners then raised their right arms in a Nazi salute, saying, "Glory to God! Glory to the 47! Glory to the Second Child!"

Meanwhile in the nation of Winter's End, outside a Real ALM safehouse:

"I think we have Ryan Monahan. Get men on all exits, including the sewers, place snipers in the surrounding buildings, get a fucking strike team and some vehicle cover with us right now."

A Skorpion Inquisitor in officer's armor was desperately trying to position his men in order to raid the safehouse. 2 G20 VTOL gunships hovered high above.

The officer saw that his troops were in position.

"ALRIGHT, MOVE! MOVE!"

An MT-114 Medium Drone Tank moved up into position and railgunned off the front doors (and anyone behind them). The Skorpions then threw in a load of flashbangs and rushed in guns blazing. Meanwhile, the Snipers watched the windows for any activity.

Ryan, hearing this, screamed "F**k you!"

He fumbled around and cocked his personal firearm, a Zastava M70 Kalashnikov with a grenade launcher underslung.

He began shooting wildly all over, still blind from the blast.

In the People's Republic:

"My God, this shit is downright comical. I wish we had a bunker buster that could penetrate all that. We'll probably need a tunneling ICBM to clear that place."

Meanwhile at the Metropolis:

The Skorpions simply railgunned through the baricades, then began firing incendiary rockets into the bank wantony. They wouldn't stop until the Tokko were dead to the last man/woman.

In Winter's End:

The rounds bounced off the combat armor of Inquisitors, an odd grenade killed an Inquisitor and wounded another. But before Monahan could reload, the officer was upon him, ready to gut Monahan with his 6 inch long claws and talons and the 22 inch barb on the end of his huge tail.

In the People's Republic:

"My God, this shit is downright comical. I wish we had a bunker buster that could penetrate all that. We'll probably need a tunneling ICBM to clear that place."

Meanwhile at the Metropolis:

The Skorpions simply railgunned through the baricades, then began firing incendiary rockets into the bank wantony. They wouldn't stop until the Tokko were dead to the last man/woman.

The Tokko detonated the vault, and the door flung open.

They soon ran in, and began trowing sacks of money and coins at the Pwnageite agents, hoping to distract them in between bursts of fire.

Then the incendiaries hit, and soon, only about five were left.

The Tokko then threw some remaining sacks of coins, unsheathed their katanas, and charged at the agents, yelling "Banzai!"

The commanding Skorpion element leader simply walked up and gutted the first 2 Tokko with his claws, decapitated a third with his tail, bit the head off a fourth and eviscerated the 5th one with the talons on his feet. Easy as pie. Those remaining Tokko weren't worth wasting the ammunition on.

In Winter's End:

The rounds bounced off the combat armor of Inquisitors, an odd grenade killed an Inquisitor and wounded another. But before Monahan could reload, the officer was upon him, ready to gut Monahan with his 6 inch long claws and talons and the 22 inch barb on the end of his huge tail.

Monahan went, "F**k you."

He pulled out the sawed off shotgun in his belt, so short by now it could be considered a pistol of sorts, holstered in his belt, and fired two loads of Double-Ought Buckshot into the Lizardman's chest.

The Inquistor was knocked back and winded by the blast, he just lied (grammar?) on the ground gasping for breath, 2 more Inquistors leapt onto Monahan and started to maul him like 2 bears mauling an idiotic japanese tourist that tried to feed a grizzly bear in Yellowstone. (I love the simile I just used.)

The commander of the Winters End tactical unit watched from a safe distance as the Skorpions took on the Tokko. They had already detonated a small nuclear device in the Capital City and the government directive was to root out any terrorist cells remaining. Intel gathered from the interrogation of the captured terrorists that was invaluable and led them to this safehouse where Ryan was thought to be hiding..

"Holy shit.." the commander looked through his enhanced binoculars at the carnage. "that poor guy is being torn to shreds."

He then called out over the radio to his men.

"All teams, prepare to move in once we get the clear signal from the Skorpions. I want the area swept for intel and anything we find is to be taken back to command immediately." The radios clicked one by one in acknowledgment.

The Skorpion officer got up to his feet and radioed the Winter's End Guys:

"As soon as my two men can be yanked off the shredded remains of Ryan Monahan's corpse, you can sweep this area."

"Understood. Inform your troops to be careful, our intel report says there are possible explosives on the premesis. The building may be booby trapped."

"Booby Trapped? Gotcha. I'll call in a few bomb robots to clear this place."

Cybernetic soldiers (with SS-118 8x60 miniguns in case of remaining resistance) walked into the building and began to try and disarm any SEMTEX charges left around.

Winters End SWAT

As the men all donned their protective gear the bomb sniffing dogs were brought forward to assist in the search for the explosives. After the incident downtown, they were going to be very careful with this one. The interrogation did not yield much information to how much explosives were at the safehouse, just that there was an amount there.. not much information to go on but such was the nature of the business. They were trained to find the explosives, not interrogate witnesses.

"Let us know if you find anything, we will send in our men to disarm if necessary."

"Booby Trapped? Gotcha. I'll call in a few bomb robots to clear this place."

Cybernetic soldiers (with SS-118 8x60 miniguns in case of remaining resistance) walked into the building and began to try and disarm any SEMTEX charges left around.

One of the remaining Snake Eaters was ready. Hiding in a corner with an AT4 rocket launcher, he detonated the charges when the Pwnage troops passed through.

4 drones bit the dust, as well as much of the building, which collapsed right after the Inquisitors made it out, dragging Monahan's shredded corpse with them.

The Inquisitors sliced off Monahan's head and began to play soccer with it, on tape. The tape was broadcasted straight to Kimiko Ayasugi, Shogun of the RALM.

4 drones bit the dust, as well as much of the building, which collapsed right after the Inquisitors made it out, dragging Monahan's shredded corpse with them.

The Inquisitors sliced off Monahan's head and began to play soccer with it, on tape. The tape was broadcasted straight to Kimiko Ayasugi, Shogun of the RALM.

Kimiko Ayasugi went, "No.....Ryan!!! YOU F***KERS!"

She then began to get weepy.......and genuinely cried, as if she had lost a loved one.

Kimiko went, "I will avenge you...Karl!"

Karl von Esling, who was watching the tape along with er, went, "Yes, milady?"

"Kill everybody who did this. Find those two lizardf**ks and send their heads, packed in salt to me! Do you hear me!?"

Karl went, "Yes, milady."

He then bowed, and left.

4-5 of the Human Inquisitors were combing the wrecked building for evidence while the lizards were dragging out the drones to be repaired.

Poor Ryan Monahan's head sat on the pavement. A pigeon shat on it.

Meanwhile, the implant got into the Tokko's brain.

The Great Leader Li in a broadcast aimed at all ALM:

"I wish for you to ask yourselves this. How do you want to die? Painfully and slowly, or slowly and painfully? Anyone captured in the support of the Real ALM, including captured regulars from nations supporting the Real ALM will be tortured and raped to death. Anyone from the Real ALM that chooses to put down their arms and enter a reeducation program will be spared the painful indignity of being violated with a stun gun. That is all."

That Great Leader Li is one tough bastard... even crazy..but he is a genius..but i fear his actions are just making the question of POW's worse.

Statement to all those concerned in this war:
His Holy Majesty wishes all those invlolved in the war to cease the execution of prisoners...this is a promise to the leader of the RALM..if any of your men are captured they shall be given the respect they deserve as soldiers, as well as your allies soldiers. We shall expect the same from you. We are at war..yes, but that doesn't mean we have to fight and act like barbarians...perhaps just my nation and your alliance could come to some agreement about the treatment of POW's? The choice is yours.

That Great Leader Li is one tough bastard... even crazy..but he is a genius..but i fear his actions are just making the question of POW's worse.

Statement to all those concerned in this war:
His Holy Majesty wishes all those invlolved in the war to cease the execution of prisoners...this is a promise to the leader of the RALM..if any of your men are captured they shall be given the respect they deserve as soldiers, as well as your allies soldiers. We shall expect the same from you. We are at war..yes, but that doesn't mean we have to fight and act like barbarians...perhaps just my nation and your alliance could come to some agreement about the treatment of POW's? The choice is yours.
Our own stance on POWs has always been to treat them with respect as well, though the odds of us capturing anyone in the invasion of our country is rather low.
-President Carpenter

Although our government does not condone raping and torturing of captured enemy solidiers, we do not share the same view for those captured RALM terrorists. Winters End will execute by firing squad any RALM terrorists or mercenaries fighting within our sovereign borders against our forces or those of the nation of MassPwnage here assisting the efforts to purge our nation of terrorist cells. Furthermore, anyone apprehended in lieu of criminal investigations will be broughtbefore our Military Tribunal for trial. Vengeance will be swift and merciless for your actions. The government of Winters End will not interfere with the actions of the MassPwnage operatives within our national borders.. they are free to dispense justice to RALM criminals they capture.

The spy took the dead soldiers clothes and dumped his body at the back of the taxi with the dead taxicab driver and he drove the car off a cliff which nicely landed in a river. He put his clothes in a carrier bag and put the soldiers clothing on, by now it was getting dark and he had to move quickly to get to the 6.00 pm meeting with the ALM leader and her ministers. He took his briefcase and activated the time-activated bomb which he would put under the ALM meeting table. It was just like the Hitler assasination attempt.

As he walked over to an ALM officer he was told his mission, quite rudely..... ''Where the living fuck have you been? Before the agent had anytime to reply his officer kept on complaining ''Your a disgrace, get over to the meeting room and stand guard you piece of shit!'' Our agent had the urge to shoot the officer through the head but they're were security cameras all around...... he pressed his little button and ten seconds later the officer was dead. As he went further into the underground fortress he noticed that they're were too few people there, most were off fighting the Allies who wanted to destroy the sick ALM fantasy. He knew he had a job to do and no-one was going to stop him. As he knocked on the door he heard this crackling noise, it was the ALM leader. She asked him to put down the briefcase and leave immediately. She thought it was the chocolate eclairs she had imported from France. How wrong she was. She decided to eat them later as she had a meeting about to start and did not want to look greedy

MORE IS TO COME!

MassPwnage you sick bastard. Raping prisoners? How low can you go? Any innepropriate action against prisoners will be dealt with fiercely by our government.

"Maybe we have different creeds in our militaries, it must be that you have a policy of attempting to get captured soldiers back alive. Our policy is simple. Any of our soldiers that get captured by the enemy should dump the contents his/her armor's fusion reactor and kill everyone within 30 feet.

Our policy on the enemy is that the enemy is your enemy. Being such, your enemy should be treated with no more consideration than chewing gum on the sole of your shoe. It's a little bit hypocritical and wasteful to treat prisoners so well, when you burn, gas and bomb them anyways. I will continue treating prisoners I take as usual. If you take any prisoners, you may dispose of them as you will. "-The Great Leader Li.

MassPwnage, these are just ordinary human beings how were forced to fight. How about a bit of empathy?

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As the spy checked his watch he knew he had little time left to get the military plans and get out of the country. He broke into the military headquarters and disabled all the cameras. As he walked towards the cabinet he licked his lips and with his skeleton key he got the plans. ''15 minutes until the bitch fries in hell'' he thought to himself and soon he left the underground bunker. 12 minutes left he knew. He ran as fast as he can to the nearest combat jeep and he headed straight for the coastline. As he radioed HQ he asked for immediate transportation back home. They told him that they had a small attack boat armed with a small AA gun that would stop near the scene of the fighting. From their on he would go on a helicopter ride back home. HQ ordered him to go to shellfish beach and wait for the attack boat to come. It may be a few minutes late but with no enemy navy or airforce he was safe. It was back home and back to HQ to deliver the documents that could change the course of the war. His mission was successful.

NOW FOR THE DETAILS

REAL NAME: HOWARD INGRIM
BIRTHDATE: 17TH APRIL 1982
AGE: 23
MEDALS: TWO PURPLE HEARTS AFTER BEING WOUNDED TWICE AT BATTLE FOR THE BEACHHEADS.
MARRIAGE: NOT MARRIED
OCCUPATION: GOVERNMENT ASSASIN, SPY AND SOLDIER WHEN NEEDED.
PAY: £60,000 A MONTH. DOES NOT HAVE TO PAY ANY SORT OF TAXES THANKS TO WORKING IN THE GOVERNMENT.

As the boat came near he jumped aboard and gave a final fuck you! to the country. Looking at his watch he knew the explosion had happened. But the authorisation by the ALM governement had to be given before any official statements by our government could be made. If she was dead most likely the war would end and peace would be secured by our forces. Hopefully she was dead to save the lives of many people and destroy the Anime cause. If not we would fight to the end.

Unfortunately these are not ordinary citizens forced to fight. We are talking about the same RALM terrorists that set off three nukes in PIcaRDMPCian cities while innocent civilians were commuting to work? The same terrorists that attacked the humanitarian aide workers that my nation sent to help the injured in that country while they ate dinner? The same terrorists that set off a nuke in the heart of Winters End City Centre?

If you haven't been following the news, the RALM is not a collection of downtrodden peasants being bilked out of their land. They are cold blooded murderers with no compunction to kill innocent civilians. I am quite surprised that your nation has not been the casualty of an RALM attack for your involvement in this operation. I am sure if that were to happen your outlook on this would drastically change.

As I mentioned before, I do not condone raping captured war prisoners as punishment... my men have been instructed not to take any prisoners.

H.B.

ooc: Pwnage warfare in nature is related to the carnivorous and predatory nature of the Lizardman. Meaning Kill or be Killed. Humans, as a less predatory creature can understand the concept of prisoners, Lizardmen (and to some extent lizard/human Hybrids) cannot. This concept is also evident in MassPwnage itself, there are no prisons, mostly due to a really low crime rate, but also because the death penalty is the only sentence there is. Besides, the Skorpions themselves are terrorists. They are the state terrorist branch of MassPwnage (although it's not advertised as such).

"Eh. The enemy is the enemy. Any government or organization that declares war on MassPwnage should realize exactly what risks they take when they fight us."-The Great Leader Li.

Secret IC:
President Carpenter slammed his fists on the desk in the underground bunker as he stared at the computer upon which was displayed the faces of the other leaders. "Look, we're getting into a ridiculous argument over this; I'm sure if the RALM's leader were watching she'd be laughing her head off. We do not need to see this coalition split apart on the basis of how we treat prisoners. We'll all treat prisoners based on our own methods and that's it. Now, for the time being, can we please concentrate on defending PIcaRDMPCia's shores from Dimmimar?"

Very well..we are allies for christs sake! lets get to the matter at hand.....war! 3 Divisions have been sent to your nation President Carpenter, the 1st and 2nd Guards Division and the 1st Guards Armoured Division. They are at your disposal as long as you tell us what you shall do with them.
Good luck!

Secret IC to Carpenter: My airforce is ready to move in and cut off the Dimmimarians, oh, by the way, watch out for other nations forces in the area. Dimmimar isn't the only RALM supporter.

Secret IC:Eight Poptartrean soldiers boarded a specially designed transport helicopter. Their gait was much different than that of the average Poptartrean solider, or even of the elite AEGIS unit. And all things considered, their mission was just as strange. Tantamount to working for the enemy? One of the group's brow leaped only a millimeter, but everyone noticed.

"Ethics again, Johnson? Relax, in this situation we're practically avatars of justice."

Johnson shrugged, and gave the signal to the pilot. The black helicopter lifted off the ground, its destination Winter's End. Mid-flight they went over their armaments again. Stun grenades, fast acting canisters of a temporary paralyzing agent, and Beretta 92Gs modified to fire tranquilizer darts. Only lethal if someone happened to have an allergic reaction. Those, and explosive belts wired to detonate when vital signs were not detected. They could afford no chances being identified.

We do not need to see this coalition split apart on the basis of how we treat prisoners.
OOC: That's what espionage, subterfuge, and ultimately tactical assault are for.
PSOOC: Haven't seen Dimmimar in a while.

The Inquisitors set up a few agents in Winters End to spot for any Real ALM appearance, then they took a flight to wherever else they were needed.

Meanwhile, the Pwnage Airforce just loitered around, waiting for when the Dimmimarians landed, so that they could cut their navy off.

Secret IC:
To all anti-RALM allies!
Its my sad job to tell you that our Emperor is badly ill at the moment and for the time being, his son, Crown Prince Louis Ferdinand shall take his place as Prince Regent. His Majesty is ill, but not from any threat from death. Several high ranking officers sent to PIcaRDMPCia shall be recalled back to A-N and replaced with their 2nd in commands, they shall return to help fight the war in a few days.

Hail!

Operational A-N forces fighting:

1st Guards Division
2nd Guards Division
1st Guards Armoured Division
Special Detachment Regt. No.1
3rd Imperial Marine Regt.

1st Imperial Navy flotilla

The spy took the dead soldiers clothes and dumped his body at the back of the taxi with the dead taxicab driver and he drove the car off a cliff which nicely landed in a river. He put his clothes in a carrier bag and put the soldiers clothing on, by now it was getting dark and he had to move quickly to get to the 6.00 pm meeting with the ALM leader and her ministers. He took his briefcase and activated the time-activated bomb which he would put under the ALM meeting table. It was just like the Hitler assasination attempt.

As he walked over to an ALM officer he was told his mission, quite rudely..... ''Where the living fuck have you been? Before the agent had anytime to reply his officer kept on complaining ''Your a disgrace, get over to the meeting room and stand guard you piece of shit!'' Our agent had the urge to shoot the officer through the head but they're were security cameras all around...... he pressed his little button and ten seconds later the officer was dead. As he went further into the underground fortress he noticed that they're were too few people there, most were off fighting the Allies who wanted to destroy the sick ALM fantasy. He knew he had a job to do and no-one was going to stop him. As he knocked on the door he heard this crackling noise, it was the ALM leader. She asked him to put down the briefcase and leave immediately. She thought it was the chocolate eclairs she had imported from France. How wrong she was. She decided to eat them later as she had a meeting about to start and did not want to look greedy

MORE IS TO COME!

MassPwnage you sick bastard. Raping prisoners? How low can you go? Any innepropriate action against prisoners will be dealt with fiercely by our government.

OOC: Slow down, man......

IC:

Kimiko then went away, and stashed the eclairs in a metal strongbox. Shoving them under her bed, she went to the meeting.

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Meanwhile, in response to the Pwnageite atrocities:

"All other hater factions except the Shihousan of MassPwnage are to be no longer subject to the Order given earlier. All agents are encouraged to collect MassPwnageite heads and to give them no quarter."

I have decided not to take any innapropraite action against ALM soldiers as I find decapatating, raping and beating soldiers is highly unjust. They will be treated as humans because that is what they are. Humans. I just hope RALM forces will treat our men with the same respect and kindness they deserve.

NEWS!

When it was declared that the ALM leader Kimiko was not dead many felt that maybe she was not meant to die. Howard Ingrim would be to easily spotted if he were to dare to try and kill her again. But there was other options, and it was decided that 20 of the finest rangers in the Upper Congonian army were to fly by helicopter, kidnap Kimiko and dump her in the middle of the ocean OR take her back to HQ to order her troops to stop fighting.

yes..we are all soldiers..and we are all suffering. We shall give quarter to the RALM soldiers and agents...but if they wish to die in any way they see fit..we shall be obliged to allow them to do so..we know how suicidal these RALM guys are.

Back to the matter at hand.
President Carpenter..what do you want to do with the 3 divisions we have sent to you? the enemies of your nation are still harboured in the waters around you and are not making any moves...is this a bluff, perhaps a diversion to were the main enemy attack will come?
Our Intelligence units must work harder to find out what those bastards are up to!
But we will send no more large Infantry units, as our army is small and we need a few for home defence. But we can send some small commando units and a Fighter and Bomber Squadron of the Imperial Air Force. If you require more air support, please do not hesitate to ask Mr President.

"Our airforce is in position."-The Great Leader Li.

Meanwhile... The implant rode around on the Tokko, waiting to jump onto superior officers when the chance presented itself.

With homeland security working it's way to find any terrorists in our borders seven spies have been caught. After breaking a few fingers to find out why they came and what they were looking for most started talking, but two had to have legs broken before they would start blabbing and soon confesed that they were here to kill anyone in sight and to stop our interference in their war. They have been locked up in a near-alcatraz like prison situated on an island in 3 mile long river bed. They await further interagation.

yes..we are all soldiers..and we are all suffering. We shall give quarter to the RALM soldiers and agents...but if they wish to die in any way they see fit..we shall be obliged to allow them to do so..we know how suicidal these RALM guys are.

Back to the matter at hand.
President Carpenter..what do you want to do with the 3 divisions we have sent to you? the enemies of your nation are still harboured in the waters around you and are not making any moves...is this a bluff, perhaps a diversion to were the main enemy attack will come?
Our Intelligence units must work harder to find out what those bastards are up to!
But we will send no more large Infantry units, as our army is small and we need a few for home defence. But we can send some small commando units and a Fighter and Bomber Squadron of the Imperial Air Force. If you require more air support, please do not hesitate to ask Mr President.

Secret IC:
We wait; our plans are in position; we're prepared for the invasion. All we can do now is await Dimmimar's arrival.
OOC: Speaking of which, one of us should TG him about this; he disappeared. >_>

SIC:

Our forces are deployed along the coastal cities as a safeguard against any invading forces. We have also set up our air defense network to protect against any missiles or aircraft that may pose a threat. The deployment of our forces is as follows:

New Holandisburg -
2nd Armored Cavalry Regiment
Patriot Missile Defense Systems
Surface-to-Air Python 5 Air Defense Missile Systems
M163 Vulcan Air Defense Systems
Rapier Air Defense Systems
LAVD - Light Armored Vehicle - Air Defense (LAV-AD)
LAV - Light Armored Vehicle (LAV-25)
2nd Air Cavalry
AH-64 Apache squadron
UH-60 Blackhawk squadron

Totooliatalia City -
3rd Armored Cavalry Regiment
Patriot Missile Defense Systems
Surface-to-Air Python 5 Air Defense Missile Systems
M163 Vulcan Air Defense Systems
Rapier Air Defense Systems
LAVD - Light Armored Vehicles - Air Defense (LAV-AD)
LAV - Light Armored Vehicles (LAV-25)
3rd Air Cavalry
AH-64 Apache squadron
UH-60 Blackhawk squadron

Jordania City -
1st Armored Cavalry Regiment
Patriot Missile Defense Systems
Surface-to-Air Python 5 Air Defense Missile Systems
M163 Vulcan Air Defense Systems
Rapier Air Defense Systems
LAVD - Light Armored Vehicles - Air Defense (LAV-AD)
LAV - Light Armored Vehicles (LAV-25)
1st Air Cavalry
AH-64 Apache squadron
UH-60 Blackhawk squadron

Halagua City -
RHHT Mongoose Troop
M1128 Stryker Mobile Gun Systems
M777 155mm Ultralightweight Field Howitzers
LAV - Light Armored Vehicles (LAV-25)
Centauro Wheeled Tank Destroyers
HMMWVs

Bailey -
4th Fighter Squadron - Black Widows
F-32 Joint Squadron Fighters (JSF)
Mirage 2000 Multi-Role Combat Fighters (M-2000 MRCF)
1st Airlift Wing
V-22 Ospreys
C5-B Galaxys
C-17 Globemaster IIIs

The fort Madison garrison that is situated in the farming areas of the ALM territory with it's occupants of some 14,000 troops, 70 helicopters and 20 fighter planes has expanded another 100 meters to house more machine gun posts and defences while ALM forces are no-where to be seen. Most are saying that they are hiding in the marshland 3 miles North of Madison fort and a few have suggested that they are hiding in the forests some 7 miles away waiting for the right time to attack. 35 helicopters were dispatched to the marshland while all 20 fighters have been sent to fire-bomb the forest to get rid of any enemy. Reports are that the enemy are tired and less in numbers than they were 1 week ago. They apparently lost some 200 men by our lightning attack upon their dugouts but this has been unconfirmed.

A special anti-terrorist fighting force has been set up and has been sent to Fort Madison to fight against the terrorists. They are skilled in fighting against guerilla warfare and know how to kill. Times they are a changing.

As Operation Victory goes ahead 4 helicopters head straight for the bunker where Kimiko is allegadly hiding and with 20 rangers we will resume our attack upon it and kidnap the ugly-ass leader. Orders were spare no-one that comes in contact with our forces and blow up the nearby bridge that supplies the bunkers. Also when at HQ order Kimiko to make a video statement pleading with her troops to stop the fighting. Beat her if neccesary but not to the point of being fatal.

Operation Victory has been surveyed by military strategists and has been found to be to unusable as a military stratigy and will most likely fail due to ALM forces upgrading and reinforcing the bunkers. A new idea poped into President Tolts head and he called for his best general to come to his house immediatly. He discussed his idea and a grin appeared across the generals face. ''That could work, we would need a few minutes to order the attack but it would most likely work''. Excellent.

Message to ALLIES, PLAN 1, WE SEND A FEW HELICOPTERS TO DESTROY KIMIKOS CAR AS SHE GOES ON A WEEKLY TRIP TO VISIT HER TROOPS, KILLING HER. PLAN 2, WE SEND 200 SOLDIERS(OF MIXED NATIONS) TO CAPTURE THE BUNKERS AND FORCE KIMIKO TO SURRENDER.

Operation Victory has been surveyed by military strategists and has been found to be to unusable as a military stratigy and will most likely fail due to ALM forces upgrading and reinforcing the bunkers. A new idea poped into President Tolts head and he called for his best general to come to his house immediatly. He discussed his idea and a grin appeared across the generals face. ''That could work, we would need a few minutes to order the attack but it would most likely work''. Excellent.

Message to ALLIES, PLAN 1, WE SEND A FEW HELICOPTERS TO DESTROY KIMIKOS CAR AS SHE GOES ON A WEEKLY TRIP TO VISIT HER TROOPS, KILLING HER. PLAN 2, WE SEND 200 SOLDIERS(OF MIXED NATIONS) TO CAPTURE THE BUNKERS AND FORCE KIMIKO TO SURRENDER.

OOC: I'm back.....yes, your attempt failed... ;) . Slow down, sorry, I've been busy.

SECRET IC:

Karl was dismayed at this attempt to kill Kimiko. His mistress was alive, unharmed, thank God, as she had put the eclairs away in a another spot. The only thing killed was her pet cat, Spot.

Karl had spoken to Kimiko after the attack, she had ordered the base on permanent alert.

Karl made sure of this....and beofre long, the bunker's built in arms factories, powered by slave labor, had produced the needed arms to aid in the defense of the base. More claymores and defenses had been installed, and the townsfolk had been ordered to shoot anybody on sight if they were not recognized as friendly.

Stioll, he didn't know that one of his own men was infected with a nanodrone that was acting as a hidden camera. The man was wandering around, training with his PPK, insulting a few slaves, and making his rounds.

Back in the People's Republic.

"Alright, how much of this base do we have down?"

"Plenty of it. We know where the traps are and all that shit, except our map is obviously incomplete."

"Fuck... next time this guy passes a superior officer, get the camera onto him. I need someone with access to either Kimiko Ayasugi or Karl Von Elsing."

"Alright then..."

In the Bunker:

The next superior officer that Tokko saw, the implant leapt onto, burrowing into his/her skin when the opportunity presented itself.

Back in the People's Republic.

"Alright, how much of this base do we have down?"

"Plenty of it. We know where the traps are and all that shit, except our map is obviously incomplete."

"Fuck... next time this guy passes a superior officer, get the camera onto him. I need someone with access to either Kimiko Ayasugi or Karl Von Elsing."

"Alright then..."

In the Bunker:

The next superior officer that Tokko saw, the implant leapt onto, burrowing into his/her skin when the opportunity presented itself.


The Tokko commander had the unfortunate privelege of recieving the drone while he chewed out the man who had it before. The commander soon walked to his office, filing papers and typing papers.

One folder on the desk said, "Project Cardcaptor." He picked it up, and field through it, looking at some pictures of Japanese schoolgirls with goggles on, and pictures of scientists working aound what seemed to be in vitro conatiners.

OOC: Will make another thread for "Cardcaptor" later.....

ooc: is the Tokko commander you're speaking of Karl? If not, the drone will leap on Karl when the Tokko commander meets with him.

"Project Cardcaptor? What the fuck?"

"Who knows, maybe it's some strange sexual fetish, Japanese schoolgirls in goggles."

"Yea, now what the fuck are those vials for?"

"Dunno."

We can only hope that we can end this war quickly...

NEGIWESOTRPBIACRPBJWTSS (Not even getting involved with either side of the RP because its a closed RP, but just wanted to say something.)

So much for that..

NEGIWESOTRPBIACRPBJWTSS (Not even getting involved with either side of the RP because its a closed RP, but just wanted to say something.)

So much for that..
OOC: Comments are just fine. It's annoying though; I never expected Dimmimar to join; all we're doing now is waiting for him to come back and finally RP a response.
Oh, and the Carpcaptor Manga is full of kiddie porn. >_>

ooc: is the Tokko commander you're speaking of Karl? If not, the drone will leap on Karl when the Tokko commander meets with him.

"Project Cardcaptor? What the fuck?"

"Who knows, maybe it's some strange sexual fetish, Japanese schoolgirls in goggles."

"Yea, now what the fuck are those vials for?"

"Dunno."

OOC: No, it is the Security officer for the Project.

OOC: ^PIcaRDMPCia honestly can't differentiate between doujinshi and offiicial manga. Of the two Master of the Clow manga I read, there was nothing really explicit. Why the anime DVDs are recommended 13 and up is beyond me. I feel like a nerd
On a more serious note: Someone's messing around with genetics!

In the People's Republic:

"What's that? Kiddie Porn manga?"

"Shh... I'm doing research on Cardcaptors, or whatever the hell they call it."

"Fuck man, you mean these jap freaks are out to collect kiddie porn. Those are some sick ass fucks man."

"I know, I know. Either that, or they're seriously into Tarot cards or something. Err... or maybe weather control? No fucking idea. But get a few bombers and gunships ready just in case."

OOC: ^PIcaRDMPCia honestly can't differentiate between doujinshi and offiicial manga. Of the two Master of the Clow manga I read, there was nothing really explicit. Why the anime DVDs are recommended 13 and up is beyond me. I feel like a nerd
On a more serious note: Someone's messing around with genetics!
OOC: Perhaps...but the doujinshi were so explicit that I don't dare touch the official stuff...unless I want to be accused of looking at kiddie porn. Though animated kiddie porn is legal...

The Tokko was greeted by an old German man.

"Ah yes, Shuichi. Any more subjects?"

"Yes, Herr Metternich. Several more shisouhan are avsailable for tests."

"Females?"

"Yes. As per request of the Shogun."

"Very well, bring them here."

Several women, kicking and screaming, were brought into the chamber.

"Shuichi, bring me my syringe. And prep them."

The camera shook as he nodded, and the Tokko cold-cocked the women out with a billyclub.

Then, the old German man injected them with a greenish chemical.

"There. When they wake, they will be on their way to enlightenment. Plus, they wil be loyal, I put some more of that mind-control drug you suggested, very nice."

The camera wobbled as the Tokko nodded and said, "Ah yes. You wish for me to call Master Zhu?"

Metternich said, "Yes."

The Tokko left, and went to another spot.

OOC: Here is Project Cardcaptor. (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=389363)

ooc: this is related to project cardcaptors.

"Oh my fucking god..."

"Dude, isn't religion illegal for all military personnel?"

"Get the fuck over here, this feed is too strange to miss."

"Shit, did that... Damn... What the...???"

"Yea, I know, scramble bombers IMMEDIATELY. You got the coordinates down right?"

"Yup."

8 SB-5 Stealth Bombers (120,000 pound bomb capacity) with heavy fighter guard took off from MassPwnage and headed towards Newport City at around Mach .9, flying at over 90,000 feet (to avoid Stingers).

When they arrived, each bomber would drop 1 tactical nuke bunker buster onto the bunker.

The lieutenant in charge of monitoring the weather probes over the besieged rALM base had noted slight magnetic disturbances for several weeks. Outdated equipment; I really have to try requisitioning a VX800 again tomorrow. He went to get a cup of coffee, completely unaware of how uninnocuous the readings were.

8 SB-4 Ultraheavy Bombers (120,000 pound bomb capacity) with heavy fighter guard took off from MassPwnage and headed towards Newport City at around Mach 2, flying at over 90,000 feet (to avoid Stingers).

When they arrived, each bomber would drop 5 bunkerbusters followed by 2-3 Tactical nuke bunkerbusters at the approximate coordinates of the Project Cardcaptors location.

OOC: To let you know, this is in a really deep part of the base. At least at the maximum depth level....

ooc: how deep is your base? I'd seriously damage Newport City and much of the bunker anyway, I dropped 20 tactical nuke bunker busters onto the base. Not much is going to survive.

ooc: how deep is your base? I'd seriously damage Newport City and much of the bunker anyway, I dropped 20 tactical nuke bunker busters onto the base. Not much is going to survive.

*blows GODMOD whistle*

*blows GODMOD whistle*

OOC: Fine, It is five to eight levels, I am screwed......unless that is for you, MassPwnage.

ooc: hmm... 20 tactical nukes at 1 kiloton each.
That's not overly much given how big my intelligence forces think the bunker is. (severe overestimation). Besides, I doubt that's their only bunker. But if you insist, i could edit that number down to like 8 (one per bomber)

ooc: hmm... 20 tactical nukes at 1 kiloton each.
That's not overly much given how big my intelligence forces think the bunker is. (severe overestimation). Besides, I doubt that's their only bunker. But if you insist, i could edit that number down to like 8 (one per bomber)

OOC: Please, do that, I want to live....I have other chapters and HQ's, and I made some more deals, anyway, how did you sneak through Merchant Guilds' Defense network?

ooc: oh wait... yea, i forgot, you were hiding in merchant guilds weren't you.
This will need some editing then. I sent 8 stealth bombers and a much lighter bomb load. More realistic in terms of sneaking over enemy airspace.

ooc: oh wait... yea, i forgot, you were hiding in merchant guilds weren't you.
This will need some editing then. I sent 8 stealth bombers and a much lighter bomb load. More realistic in terms of sneaking over enemy airspace.

OOC: Results are:

SECRET IC:

The nukes slammed into the base......and dealt a severe blow to the bunker. Several gaping holes were left, and raqdiation was left all over the base.

Kimiko Ayasugi was alive, and Metternich was able to recover his child Katyusha. However, much ofthe complex was crippled, until they could fx things, they moved to Beta Site, nearby, even deeper, but slightly smaller than the main Newport City base, located in the heart of the mountains. Still, it had many of the same functions, and any recoverable items, of which there was a lot, were sent to Beta Site.

After some initial troubles, things were up and running, but still, the RALM had been visibly shaken......and as slaves and engineers fixed Newport, they took care to do so quietly.

ooc: is the officer with the implant in him still alive?

ooc: is the officer with the implant in him still alive?

OOC: Unfortunately no, he was killed in the blast......should I RP the implant going to Metternich or Katyusha?

ooc: both are fine. The implant would have changed position prior to the blasts anyway.

ooc: both are fine. The implant would have changed position prior to the blasts anyway.

The implant was resilent and fast, as Shuichi was killed in the assault, the implant had crawled on Katyusha. The Ultimate Weapon was now to be a great double-edged sword.......especially as she was growing.

People's Republic of MassPwnage

"Alright, SCORE! We got it onto the psychic baby."

"Yup."

"Alrighty then, we can get another bomber in when she gets old enough, meanwhile, let's leave it there for now."

OOC: Wouldn't the EMP of the tactical nukes have destroyed the nanomachines? Not quite sure about the range of Compton scattering from tacticals.

ooc: Not much, considering the low yield of the nukes and the hardpoints the bunker, in any case, all our electronics are designed not be destroyed by our own EMPs.

The Tokko was greeted by an old German man.

"Ah yes, Shuichi. Any more subjects?"

"Yes, Herr Metternich. Several more shisouhan are avsailable for tests."

"Females?"

"Yes. As per request of the Shogun."

"Very well, bring them here."

Several women, kicking and screaming, were brought into the chamber.

"Shuichi, bring me my syringe. And prep them."

The camera shook as he nodded, and the Tokko cold-cocked the women out with a billyclub.

Then, the old German man injected them with a greenish chemical.

"There. When they wake, they will be on their way to enlightenment. Plus, they wil be loyal, I put some more of that mind-control drug you suggested, very nice."

The camera wobbled as the Tokko nodded and said, "Ah yes. You wish for me to call Master Zhu?"

Metternich said, "Yes."

The Tokko left, and went to another spot.

OOC: Here is Project Cardcaptor. (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=389363)


ALM, you sick bastard. Druging people to be loyal? Thats just weird on your part.

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As already ordered by High Command 200 rangers have been parachuted into what are the remains of the NewPort bunker system. It had been bombed earlier and was to the point of being ruins but it could be hastily repaired by many workers. HQ recieved the orders and 100 workers were dispatched by helicopter to fix the bunkers and make them useful to us. A further 300 rangers are to be sent at 10.00 am GMT tommorrow morning.

ALM, you sick bastard. Druging people to be loyal? Thats just weird on your part.

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As already ordered by High Command 200 rangers have been parachuted into what are the remains of the NewPort bunker system. It had been bombed earlier and was to the point of being ruins but it could be hastily repaired by many workers. HQ recieved the orders and 100 workers were dispatched by helicopter to fix the bunkers and make them useful to us. A further 300 rangers are to be sent at 10.00 am GMT tommorrow morning.

OOC: Slow down, dangit.

I am fixing the bunker system, and obviously, I'd have men with me. The drugs are a part of the chemical cocktail used by Dr. Metternich and his "Project Cardcaptor" psyker soldier plot.

We don't normally use drugs. Also, bear in mind.....you must break through the Merchant Guilds' Defense System.

Well, The Merchant Guilds has not replyed for a very long time So I think thats their way of cowering out of the war. Dimminar has not replyed so I think it is the same situation. Also all your allies who have signed up have not posted here and so they want no part in this war. You are on your own buddy boy.

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As the rangers arrive 30 minutes late due to problems on the ground they soon meet the rest of the company corps. They meet a bit of resistance from the locals but no-one is wounded and several villagers lay dead. The village was taken into our control, the villagers disarmed and the village burned. 345 people were taken back to The Upper Congo as done earlier in our compaign. Soon as we warch upon the bunker they're were few guards, about 15 maximum and they were all killed or captured without much of a problem. As men were sent to check every room for explosive devices they now and then saw a few workers hastily trying to repair this concrete fortress, they too were sent back to The Upper Congo. The Bunker is now under our control and is recieving brilliant repair work by 100 builders and 45 technicians.

CASUALTIES!

DEAD: 0
WOUNDED: 0
CAPTURED: 0

OOC: I am more than happy to fight, just I have been A) rather busy B) you seemed more interested in Dimminar than me. You should have TGed if you were hitting me.

For those who are going to hit RALM's bunker complex, what you need to know is this:

1) You need to use aircraft carriers due to me being in part of the Imperial Armies chain of Island nations (they won't interfere).

2) There is quite a defence network in my nation, I will be fair ofc but remeber an 8 plane attack (even if they are stealth) is going to be noticed by my stations and defense units. Also, remember stealth just means a minimising of Radar contact not total invisibility so I will see you. :)

3. The terrain is highly mountainous pine forest (think Norway, Finland, Sweden etc), there is a central mountain (Mount Shadow) the bunker is located on the North side of that, most of it is underground.

4. Guffingford's Navy will accidentally have a task force in the area so you will be contested to a degree on the sea.

Start the attack over, you need to RP your approach for one thing.

IC:

So, they are going attack our good and respected former RWC ally The Merchant Guilds who happens to be part of the Imperial Armies region? What a courage. I cannot tolerate such behaviour from nations who haven't even witnessed our power and might. Moblize the European Navy, and call the Eastern Captain near TMG. If they fire at our ships, then we will take this as a direct attack on the Dual Empire of Guffingford-Panooly.

SECRET IC:
TO: Eastern Captain
SUBJECT: The Merchant Guilds defence
MESSAGE: We are suspecting an attack upon TMG within the next days/weeks. Please stand ready to defend them with your life.

On the way out of Merchant Guilds:

Stealth Pilot #1: Do you think we were seen?
Stealth Pilot #2: Hmm... probably, response has been minimal so far though.
Stealth Pilot #1: Let's hope we get out of their airspace before we're seen.
Stealth Pilot #2: Yea.

OOC: I really should ignore that one but I will let it go this once. There will be no more of this however, nobody else will say they are in or have been in my island yet. Jesus, if you had said something it about attacking an installation in my country would have been prudent to TG me since you were pottering on about some other war in the main.

RALM your HQ is mainly underground just for the record.

IC:

Several small but large enough to cause a trigger response contacts appeared on the communications screen.

This automatically set off a series of alarms, and began activating all the air defence systems and alerting the duty Air Legion to the presence of enemy troops.

SAM Units activated, appearing out of their shallow bunkers and swivelled towards the tracked units that had dared to invade Guild airspace. When a lock was achieved several seconds later the 'Sol' Anti-Aircraft Missles arced up towards the targets in pairs.

Crews tumbled out of hidden bunkers towards their Radar targeted heavy flak cannons in their earthen re-enforced positions, taking a valuable few seconds to set up their weapons before loading the heavy projectiles into the long barrelled, high velocity weapons.

Two Interceptor Squadrons, whose bases were directly in the path of the intruders exit were alerted, their crews also tumbling out of their hidden bunkers towards their craft. It would take two minutes for them to launch on their AVTOL engines.

All over the Alpha Colony of the Shadows, Guild troops recieved orders to move to Crimson Alert, troops took out their armaments and moved into defensive positions all over the colony nobody would get past them.

The Crucible, Two minutes after the attack

Criticus Zabic, Commander of Alpha Colony and all Shadow forces on Earth burst in with his uniforms half on and half off him.

What on Earth happened. How did a few poncy aircraft beat our Radar systems and dare assault this island.

The staff froze this was bad, Zabic was famous for his temper and would almost certainly authorise maximum force on whoever was behind this.

We don't know, sir. We are working on it, we think somehow they found a gap in our radar defenses and slipped through.

Was the reply given by a hapless Staff Strike Commander.

Well find the hole and plug it or I will make you eat your fried balls. Also I want every aircraft we have ready to scramble at any time from now until I say otherwise. Also send up the 'Eye' Radar and Observation Platforms, whoever did this must have a fleet nearby give each one a fighter squadron each as defence.

Zabic ordered.

Whats the situation as regards our intruders?

He asked in a slightly calmer voice.

They are being intercepted by the defense systems and we are scrambling 234th and 172nd Squadrons to deal with them.

The Strike Commander replied still shivering at the prospect of being a Eunuch for the rest of his life... his wife would hate that.

Good, I want them dead or in chains before they got out of here. Also contact the RALM's headquarters and send some troops that way to help with any problems it may have caused, I doubt they did any real damage to that facility it's too well protected by earth for that. Also alert Guffingford of the situation ask them for a naval task force to scour the area for the ships that launched this attack.

Zabic replied with a manical grin.

Yes, Sir

The Strike Commander got out before everybody got back to work.

All hell was being unleashed now.

OOC: Like I said to launch an attack you need to have used ships really to launch your stealths from.

You're going to have 16-20 missles inc. and my flak guns will start up soonish.

OOC: I really should ignore that one but I will let it go this once. There will be no more of this however, nobody else will say they are in or have been in my island yet. Jesus, if you had said something it about attacking an installation in my country would have been prudent to TG me since you were pottering on about some other war in the main.

RALM your HQ is mainly underground just for the record.

IC:

Several small but large enough to cause a trigger response contacts appeared on the communications screen.

This automatically set off a series of alarms, and began activating all the air defence systems and alerting the duty Air Legion to the presence of enemy troops.

SAM Units activated, appearing out of their shallow bunkers and swivelled towards the tracked units that had dared to invade Guild airspace. When a lock was achieved several seconds later the 'Sol' Anti-Aircraft Missles arced up towards the targets in pairs.

Crews tumbled out of hidden bunkers towards their Radar targeted heavy flak cannons in their earthen re-enforced positions, taking a valuable few seconds to set up their weapons before loading the heavy projectiles into the long barrelled, high velocity weapons.

Two Interceptor Squadrons, whose bases were directly in the path of the intruders exit were alerted, their crews also tumbling out of their hidden bunkers towards their craft. It would take two minutes for them to launch on their AVTOL engines.

All over the Alpha Colony of the Shadows, Guild troops recieved orders to move to Crimson Alert, troops took out their armaments and moved into defensive positions all over the colony nobody would get past them.

The Crucible, Two minutes after the attack

Criticus Zabic, Commander of Alpha Colony and all Shadow forces on Earth burst in with his uniforms half on and half off him.

What on Earth happened. How did a few poncy aircraft beat our Radar systems and dare assault this island.

The staff froze this was bad, Zabic was famous for his temper and would almost certainly authorise maximum force on however was behind this.

We don't know, sir. We are working on it, we think somehow they found a gap in our radar defenses and slipped through.

Was the reply given by a hapless Staff Strike Commander.

Well find the hole and plug it or I will make you eat your fried balls. Also I want every aircraft we have ready to scramble at any time from now until I say otherwise. Also send up the 'Eye' Radar and Observation Platforms, whoever did this must have a fleet nearby give each one a fighter squadron each as defence.

Zabic ordered.

Whats the situation as regards our intruders?

He asked in a slightly calmer voice.

They are being intercepted by the defense systems and we are scrambling 234th and 172nd Squadrons to deal with them. [B]

The Strike Commander replied still shivering at the prospect of being a Eunuch for the rest of his life... his wife would hate that.

[B]Good, I want them dead or in chains before they got out of here. Also contact the RALM's headquarters and send some troops that way to help with any problems it may have caused, I doubt they did any real damage to that facility it's too well protected by earth for that. Also alert Guffingford of the situation ask them for a naval task force to scour the area for the ships that launched this attack.

Zabic replied with a manical grin.

Yes, Sir

The Strike Commander got out before everybody got back to work.

All hell was being unleashed now.

OOC: Like I said to launch an attack you need to have used ships really to launch your stealths from.


OOC: I know, but the fake village was a ruse. Anyway, Beta Site is another system nearby, used in case of such an attack.....it is connected by an underground maglev tram, mainly.

But enough mincing reality.

SECRET IC:

Kimiko Telegrammed the Merchant Forces:

"I can tell you that we are busy fixing things up, but we might need someone to watch our asses until we can get back to normal. Also, you have any spies abroad?"

"Fuck they found us. Stealth off, countermeasures ready, scramjet mode ON."

The planes afterburned out of Merchant Guilds as fast as they could. Meanwhile, the 80 ASF-05 Drone Fighters escorting the bombers formed a shield around the bombers to nail the interceptors.

Tanya was furious, she and her bodyguard made her way through the corridors towards the central command chamber and praticly walking straight through anyone that stood in her way.

Two guards barred her and Marcus's way into the The Crucible command centre and they where bluntly ignored as no one actualy dared to stop her entering.

"Commander Zabic, what the hell is going on?" Tanya gave him a stern look as she nodded to Marcus who removed one of the Merchant operators from behind his console. "Take controll commander, otherwise, I will." She said as she stepped behind the panel and took the organic headset.

"Battleships Pandora and Revenge set sail for open seas and engage any hostile forces in firing range. Make all haste, protect our people."
She handed the headset to Marcus who set to work. "Well well well Commander, this attack better not have wielded any casualties under my people. I don't think that Magnus will be very happy with that." She grinned, the commander didn't flinch, yet.

Around the TMG Coastline

Ships were going their round around the isle carrying many AA weapon systems. Short, medium and long range radars scanned the skies for incoming aircraft while Lich submarines laid quiet on the bottom of the sea waiting for unsuspecting enemy vessels. Stealth aircraft, contrary to what people think are visible to the most modern type of radar and CellDar, a very up-to-date system from Huzen Hagen was installed on every military radar installation of the Guffingfordii army, was scanning the sky. A tight net of security shields TMG from harm.

Naval SAAM batteries were aimed at the sky, ready for battle.

OOC: Drone Fighters? Sounds a little FT to me. I will ignore them unless you can give me a reason to suspect they are MT (link to another thread you got them from or something).

IC:

Now that the contacts were confirmed the missiles kept speeding towards their targets, despite the targets use of Scramjet engines the missle would keep going following their target until they ran out of fuel.

The flak guns now came into effect, their massive muzzle flashes lit up the sky as their radar linked computer targeting systems calculated the approximate places to aim as the crews loaded them with ammunition rack after rack. A hail of flak sped past the speeding craft.

The AVTOL Fighters hovered up and sped off to intercept the bombers. They would make contact with the first wave soon. They split up into four groups, 10 Fighters in each. One to the North East, North West, South East and South West. They made a claw ready to snap shut on the incomming bombers.

Criticus Zabic flinched Tanya, Lord Stra'coth bride-to-be was one hell of a woman especially if you did something wrong or got sloppy.

The staff looked on between doing their required jobs, they liked seeing Zabic squirm in the presence of someone superior to himself. He was having his balls bitten off now.

Erm... Yes... M'Lady. We are doing everything possible to rectify the situation. Guffingfordii Naval units are covering the island and our own Anti-Air and Aerial forces are involved in combat with the enemy. We will stop their escape, M'Lady.

I sincerely hope none of your people were hurt althought I suspect none were due to the location of the assault.

He quivered slightly before remebered he had to order something.

Make the Talon's resources available to the RALM, have them help in every possible way. These scum will pay for this, I will see to it personally.

He barked.

Tanya nodded. "Very well, your incompetence isn't as great as I expected." Tanya sat down on a chair Marcus had brought for her. "I will see how you handle this commander, continue." Tanya would remain and watch to see how Zabic dealt with the situation, incompetence or failure would mean punishment.

SIC:

President Carpenter,

I regret to inform you that we have reason to believe that Henrytopia is facing imminent attack and need to withdraw forces to defend our borders. I will leave a regiment of HDC to assist protecting you as a personal security as the skirmish has moved from your borders and the fight is being carried to the RALM on The Merchant Guilds home soil. Our troops will be recalled immediately with the exception of those forces dispatched to serve you personally.

Regards,
Protectorate Henry Brash VIII

ooc: deleted, but i keep the drone fighters damnit.

To let president Carpenter troops disengage from cities defence, the cultivators deployed his troops in all the major cities.

MassPwnage, prepare to be enlighted.

IC:
The radar network of the Eastern Captain fleet around The Merchant Guilds picked up the signs of incoming aircraft. Two hundred volleys of ten missiles were fired at the incoming craft. Since no Merchant Guild aircraft has been located or its coordinates being passed forward to Central Command, it could only mean an incoming enemy. The identity wasn't known, but it would be no match for the Guffingfordii navy.

HDC Command

To all forward deployed HDC units:

All units deployed are being recalled immediately to The Protectorate to await further orders. Elements from the 1st HDC Guard will remain as a security detachment for President Carpenter until further notice.

Markus Aston
Commander HDC

Karl von Esling heard the news. Guffingford, The Merchant Guilds, and the Dumpsterdamians were at war with MassPwnage.

Finally, somebody would teach those hillbilly lizards a lesson. For now, he concentrated on rebuilding Newport, more troops from the Merchants had come, and they were helping them to fix up the complex. So far, the remaining radiation had ruined the lives of about 5,000 Feminist Slaves, but they were slaves, oh well. Data was smashed, all of it easily backed up at Beta Site.

Still, he was shaken....they would have to retaliate somehow. The Merchants had allowed them the use of the Talons....this would lead somewhere.

ooc: Eat my shorts :p Oh Canad a and Comatica, this would be a good time to enter.

The People's Republic:

"Oh, those Guffingfordi bitches think they're the shit huh?"

"Maybe."

"They will be crushed like ants."

"Done. Withdraw our first airforce. Dimmimar doesn't seem to be around.

A few hundred miles from the Guffingfordi fleet:

350 ASF-05s, 200 ASF-04 Air Superiority Fighters (manned), 70 G80 VTOL Gunships, 20 G100 VTOL Gunships and 30 SB-4 Ultraheavy Bombers took off a few aircraft carriers and a few landward bases.

The Guffingordian fleet was duly noted by spy satellites and the coordinates beamed down.

Meanwhile, 10 submarines about 50 miles out fired 6 nuclear tipped torpedos each at the fleet. The Torpedos snaked through water, aiming at the central mass of ships.

Secret IC:
"Damnit!" yelled President Carpenter, slamming his fist on the desk in the underground bunker. "I was counting on Brash's troops to protect our flank in Totootalitalia City." He slumped back into his chair and sighed, placing his hand on his face. "We'll have to reorganize our troops; Jake, inform Bob-omb that we need them to relocate some of their troops to protect our flanks in our retalitory invasion strike after Dimmimar lands."
"Yes sir," Muncy said, running to the communications center of the bunker to relay the message.

ooc: i withdrew my airforce too.

President Carpenter? The Austro-Navian Expeditionary force is still under your direct command...what do you want us to do? wait or do something...his Imperial majesty has recovered from his illness and sends good wishes to you. We can send a small squadron of fighter-bombers to boost the air defence's of your cities..but only if you wish us to send the 1st Imperial Fighter Group. At the moment the war seems quiet from our view....Orders sir?

OOC: hehehe you know nothing of my Lich subs, they're so deep no aircraft radar can track them, and they have radar absorbing and deflecting features. I have over 1000 ships there, want me to list them all? Post your losses too, I've aimed and fired 2000 missiles at your aircraft

IC:
'Sir, we have incoming torpedoes, six to be exact.'
'Put ten anti-torpedo canisters on each torpedoe'
'Aye Sir.'

From all the Lich submarines this small conversation was repeated until all canisters were locked on the torpedoes. The ships used the special tactics to outsmart the torpedoes [assuming they're heat/coordinate based like most].

ooc: more like 60, each of my 10 subs fired 6 nukes.

Bombers:

"Well, we're fucked. Set reactors to overload and crash into their nearest city or military asset."

The Stealth bombers and the drone fighters set their fusion reactors into overload, then dove down, kamikaze style onto the Merchant Guilds. (ooc; effect would be like extremely hot burning incendiary bombs)


Airforce:
"Shit, they are HUGE. Waiting to get more manpower concentrated here."

Subs:

"Heh, anti-torpedo canisters."

"Let's see how many can run through."

OOC: Masspwnage, a little query, just how big are these units? To carry drone fighers carrying so many missiles each, which are attached to a unit. Co2 Lasers cutting missles in half...? Flying at 90,000 feet, which is probably technically space (most current designs I believe can fly tops 70,000 feet). We are talking a very very large unit here that really is going to be next to impossible to make very 'stealthy', not mention the costs of running such a unit would make the costs of maintaining Stealth fighters/bombers look cheap. The tech just seems unfeasible.

This is getting silly sorry, I allowed your original Godmod of getting into my island unnoticed without my knowledge in the interests of good RP and the fact I hadn't replied but unless you can point to me to a spec of these bombers, I will temporarily ignore this attack all together on the reasons that you are seriously tech wanking in my opinion. I have got a few different opinions to see if it is just me, and they all say anything from Godmodding to numberwanking.

If you do something about them, Im quite happy to resume this but not until then.

Sorry.

ALM: The Talon are my External Intelligence service, they run several major information traffiking networks and have several well trained elimination teams.

ooc: deleted the original post, but they still crash onto your nearest assets.

ooc: btw, this is POST modern, not MT. Also, i have a pathetic navy, all I have are aircraft carriers, transports and subs.

ooc: btw, this is POST modern, not MT. Also, i have a pathetic navy, all I have are aircraft carriers, transports and subs.
OOC: The power requirements for lasers are too great for use on planes, and your avoiding their radar is horribly godmodded, especially if their fleet has an AWACs in the air, which it does unless they have no clue about naval tactics.

EDIT: Ah, so you're using fusion reactors. Then I would ignore you, as should everyone in their thread. That's easily 2070 tech.

PS. You cant manually guide a torp unless it's wire guided, and even if they are, you still cant see where you're going or detect the canisters any better than a guidance computer. In fact a person probably couldnt do it as well.

ooc: 2070? At the rate technology is progressing, we'll be halfway to Alpha Centauri by 2070.

I'd say we'd get a decent hot fusion generator up by 2015, widespread by 2030.

Cold fusion by 2020, but the power output is much lower.

Each laser is only 150 Kw for close in defense, and it's been done before on NS.

P.S: I suspect i've been playing too much UT.

ooc: 2070? At the rate technology is progressing, we'll be halfway to Alpha Centauri by 2070.

I'd say we'd get a decent hot fusion generator up by 2015, widespread by 2030.

Cold fusion by 2020, but the power output is much lower.

Each laser is only 150 Kw for close in defense, and it's been done before on NS.

P.S: I suspect i've been playing too much UT.
OOC: Fusion is generally accepted as future tech. Im not going to argue about when fusion is going to come into service, because none of us know, but I can tell you that we will NOT be "half way to alpha centauri by 1970". If you want to play future tech, then play with future tech nations.

ooc: how did YOU even get into this anyway? Dimmimar already launched a stream of 800 cruise missiles. The RALM is making a psychic warrior. This entire thread is at least semi-godmody already.

OoC: Because I asked him, all of us agree your techwanking and borderline godmodding.

If you insist we'll show you that your weapons are NOT MT.

OOC: Ok, thank you.

Crash into my nearest asset?

That would be the local port area, it's small military complex.

But MassPwnage, I am not godmodding so therefore I suggust you try and tone it down at least with me. RALM is developing a 'Pyschic Warrior' it will take them along time to make one, Im sure RALM will not have such capability for some time. 800 Cruise Missiles just ignore it or ask for it to be toned down.

IC:

The port area turned white with pure output of heat, as a large series of explosions from the craft ignited the ship fuel being stored there in case of requirements to re-fuel Imperial Army naval or allied naval forces. Bits of concrete and steel flew in all directions decapitating some of the staff, disembowling others... the small complex was tore apart in a hail of large explosions taking many of the staff with it to the Halls of Dead.

A firestorm rampaged through the base as men and women of the Logistical Corps threw themselves into the turbulent seas in order to save themselves from the fuel induced fire storm. Even that didn't save many who were burned to death horribly by the huge lakes of fuel on the water, which caused it to burn.

Fortunately due to the climate and the slight layer of snow, a forest fire was prevented, which would save the units defending the colony much time and resources.

Support units already alerted by this incident had already set out from their bases several minutes away with fire fighting and heavy lifting equipment to clear up the wreckage. They needed to know who had done this, when they found out they would pay dearly.

The Crucible

A link message came through the communications network for Criticus Zabic.

He went rather white at this point and gulped heavily, he didn't want to tell Tanya this.

He turned round and stated in the best tone of voice he could muster:

M'Lady, the intruders have been destroyed for their entry into Shadow controlled territory but when they saw there was no escape, they flew into the Drake Naval Supply Complex. By all accounts it is totally destroyed, we suspect most of 475 personnel who were serving there are dead or missing.

A rescue mission is already underway and we will salvage what we can. I apologise for my failure you're ladyship.

Criticus realised he would be held responsible at least by Tanya, probably partially by Lord Stra'coth and Lina Dragonis as well, but at least they were reasonable. Tanya had already acquired a reputation for her beauty and ruthlessness within the Shadows.

ooc: IM me over this damnit. And this isn't an MT RP in the 1st place.

People's Republic:

"Alright.... We strike.... As soon as the Guffingord navy is out the way, the Merchant Guilds BURN."

Airforce:

"This is ground to air,massive reinforcements are arriving..."

"Gotcha."

Much of the 2nd Airforce was ordered over to engage the Guffingordian navy.

3,500 ASF-05s, 1000 ASF-04 Air Superiority Fighters (manned), 1000 G20 Light VTOL Gunships, 200 TB-4 Tactical Bombers, 800 G-50 Light VTOL Gunships, 360 G80 VTOL Gunships, 100 G100 VTOL Gunships, 20 G120 Ultraheavy VTOL gunships, 50 SB-4 Ultraheavy Bombers, 325 A05 "Big Mama" Refuelers, 80 SAR-5 Air Sensor planes, 12 SAR Air Command Planes all began making their way towards the Guffingordian fleet (this might take a while... such a large takeoff requires at least several hours worth of work).

"Your failure is noted Commander Zabic, I will take command of Guild Forces untill your replacement arrives." Tanya raised herself from the chair and snapped her fingers, which presented two Royal Stormtroopers coming from the doors of the command centre.

"Commander Zabic, on order of the Lady of Shadows, you will be confined to your quarters untill your lord decides your faith. Do you understand?"

Zabic nodded as he was taken away and confined in his quarters somewhere deep within the Guild complex and Tanya took controll untill Magnus decided to send a replacement.

OOC: I need your IM. I only use MSN so. I am ginrumi1@hotmail.com

The attack on me is MT. We agreed before that we would use MT I believe, if you want to bring FT into this remeber I am an FT nation. I try and RP these two seperately militarily and would rather I didn't have to bring down battlecrabs.

Erm... how on earth did you get that lot within range, since your going to need a lot of Aircraft carriers to transport that bunch.

OOC: This is a modern RP, not a post-modern. I don't recognize drone fighters or your numbers going above 1000 or even 500. It's impossible for your nation seeing your economic stats.
3,500 ASF-05s, (...) worth of work).Tone those numbers down with 75% and then we'll play. Also, please state your losses.

IC:
The tungsten-rod hybrid satellites flew through the vast emptiness of space, the eternal darkness and above the nation of MassPwnage. The nuclear cargo of those (40 nuclear rods each on 10 satellites being assigned for this mission) have set their coordinates on all cities of MassPwnage. Coming down at mach 30, these weapons are almost impossible to let them hit with great accuracy but since all the targets are cities and military installations, this wouldn't be a problem. Down below the sea, the Nautilus class submarines had their ICBM balistic missiles ready for usage.

3, 2, 1...

The nuclear rods were fired from the satellites, forty of the ten available. It would be over soon.

OOC2: Since tungsten rods can be easy adjusted to carry a nuclear load and a small device to let the nuclear charge trigger at the right altitude this isn't godmodding. Radio waves travel at the speed of light, so letting them detonate is merely a computer calculation and pressing a button.

ooc: you want this to go nuclear? Fine and
No, screw you. I'm not cutting down my numbers. You want numberwanking? look at your fleet size.

The People's Republic:

"FUCK! NUKES!"

Most of the command bunkers were buried deep underground and not hit. Any bunker that was visible on satellite was a puppet bunker, a ruse.

The Pwnage Capital was hit twice, destroying many buildings, but much of the the population had relocated to deep bunkers in the suburbs.

"Fire responses."

The Pwnage Nuke Satellites in high earth orbit simply dropped a combination of high yield bunkerbuster nukes, and airbursting cobalt bombs (to poison Guffingford's lands) over Guffingford.

Meanwhile ICBMs hidden deep within the mountains shot up from their silos heading right for Guffingford. The ICBMs were covered by anti-Satellite missiles heading for Guffingfordian nuke satellites.

OOC: There's a small difference, my nation is 3.2 billion and one of the most freemarket type of economic model in the game. You aren't even 250 million, you're one of the most authoritarian economies in the game and you aren't even frightening. And when you attack someone with missiles reaching mach 30 (30 times the speed of sound) there's little time to re-locate you know. Whole cities. :rolleyes:. Normally people would accept this if your numbers were lowered with 75%, but you keep having airwings of over one thousand per squadron, nuclear satellites, fake bunkers, being able to re-locate entire cities. Godmodding, clearly.

OOC: Alright, this is getting ridiculous. You're all godmodding to some extent, and yes, this is Post-Modern, because my own nation is. Let's all calm down and relax. I want you all to reverse and go back to the first moment where you began disagreeing and rewrite it from there, or else I'll throw you all out of this RP. I didn't expect to see this RP going crazy over numberwanking like this, so let's all calm down and settle.

ooc: Alright, Guffingford,PIcaRDMPCia MSN me, the buttons are there. I already talked to the Merchant Guilds.

<OOC: Get back on AIM MassPwnage.>

Secret Communique:

Chronosian Government;
to
Real ALM

We are finally ready; our war machine is at last prepared to strike wherever you need us. We are the hammer and the fist against your enemies; the anvil upon which their mettle will be smote.

Open Communique:

Brethern; we, the humble servants of the Emperor Marcus De Drakan; pledge our swords and arms; each ounce of strength and drop of blood...to aiding the Real ALM....May Khorne know feast and pleasure this day

Secret Communique:

Chronosian Government;
to
Real ALM

We are finally ready; our war machine is at last prepared to strike wherever you need us. We are the hammer and the fist against your enemies; the anvil upon which their mettle will be smote.

Open Communique:

Brethern; we, the humble servants of the Emperor Marcus De Drakan; pledge our swords and arms; each ounce of strength and drop of blood...to aiding the Real ALM....May Khorne know feast and pleasure this day

SECRET IC:

The heretic state of Kahta needs a good whipping.

And I may need help in my Beta Site, one of my officers is going to stage a coup..........

Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM

bump

The Chronosians readied; as Imperial Guardsmen lined up alongside well armored marines; accompanied by Inquisitorial Stormtroops. All bore the taint of Chaos; but they were far from the homeworld....Far from the mutating influence of the Warp.

"Brothers!" The commander stood upon the stage; looking out at the armies as they loaded into dropships; tanks and bikes drove across the rugged soil and up into the metal bellies of the transports.Many ran, or marched; others were inside the Rhino troop carriers...

"The modern world has forgotten us! Our departure has not marked this world; our time in the void is unremarkable to them! Only we remain; the men of old Chronosia! We who remember the Earthbound days! Shunned, persecuted, a broken and un-noticed race. But that time is over! An ally calls; we answer....A raven caws; we fill its beak with carrion and blood. We do not bow today to false Emperors or rulers; we do not yield to prophets or sorcerors....We fight! Not for Gods, but for Glory! Not for Daemons; but to death! What witch or heretic was ever stronger than the iron will of Chronosia! Hail to the Emperor; the Daemon-Emperor Marcus De Drakan! Hail to the Imperium! Forward men! Forward to war!"

The Chronosians readied; as Imperial Guardsmen lined up alongside well armored marines; accompanied by Inquisitorial Stormtroops. All bore the taint of Chaos; but they were far from the homeworld....Far from the mutating influence of the Warp.

"Brothers!" The commander stood upon the stage; looking out at the armies as they loaded into dropships; tanks and bikes drove across the rugged soil and up into the metal bellies of the transports.Many ran, or marched; others were inside the Rhino troop carriers...

"The modern world has forgotten us! Our departure has not marked this world; our time in the void is unremarkable to them! Only we remain; the men of old Chronosia! We who remember the Earthbound days! Shunned, persecuted, a broken and un-noticed race. But that time is over! An ally calls; we answer....A raven caws; we fill its beak with carrion and blood. We do not bow today to false Emperors or rulers; we do not yield to prophets or sorcerors....We fight! Not for Gods, but for Glory! Not for Daemons; but to death! What witch or heretic was ever stronger than the iron will of Chronosia! Hail to the Emperor; the Daemon-Emperor Marcus De Drakan! Hail to the Imperium! Forward men! Forward to war!"

SECRET IC:

Kimiko Ayasugi smiled as she hard the news. The forces of Chronosia, agents of Chaos, were now helping her in her fight to the death against the shisouhan of the world..........

Sill ,there was the matter of Von Esling. During talks with the Fascians, he had shown his true colors. He thought he was in charge, with his fancy "tokko" army........it was supposed to be a department, not a private army, as he turned it into.

He also began to disagree with her on Project Cardcaptor, and he began to quarrel with her on numerous subjects......the man was beginning to get too powerful, and this coup plot, if there was such a plan, was too much.

"Pacitalia, Comatica, Canad a, this would be an EXCELLENT time to join in..."-The Great Leader Li.

To Upper Xen:

"You spawned this fucking mess. Help clean it up."-The Great Leader Li.

OOC: Am I still being assaulted?

OOC: No you're not, but I am still going on with this war but in a smaller scale.

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As medium-sized submarine heads toward Dumpsterdam waters and gets ready to sink any Merchants or military vesells in comes in contact with. It sees a Dumpsterdam Merchant it get's ready to fire a torpedo at at, if our guess is right it is full to the brim with explosives going towards the frontline to kill our troops. It had to be stopped. The Submarine Commander ordered it to fire and it may have missed but we had to flee before we could see any damage done as a nearby warship could easily fire upon it and destroy the submarine.

As President Tolts tells his nation that they will bring home their troops but will still be fighting with Naval and Air power they're were a few boos from the Parliament but mainly chering. Much less People were to die.

OOC: did your vessal sink? Please post casualties.

OoC: Congo, The Silver Turtle is currently occupying me so you'll have to contact him if you want to sink shipping near my mainland.

I am pulling out of this war altogether. I wish everyone the best of luck.

Same here. Sorry, mates, I have so much stuff going on right now - it's crazy.

Same here. Sorry, mates, I have so much stuff going on right now - it's crazy.

OOC: That's cool. Anyway, I just angered Kahta......so this may be for the better.

*sniff* Am I not good enough for ya? :p

*sniff* Am I not good enough for ya? :p

OOC: No, tis not that......but rather, Kahta is really a more dangerous faction at this point......he is, after all, aligned with DA, and he has a massive army. No disrespect inended, of course, Pacitalia is a worthy opponent, but I think it is not good to have a two-front war, even if I am a terroist group that hides in the shadows.

It was fun RPing with you. Any chance you'll get your business cleaned up?

OOC: So what happened? Did my RP just collapse?

OOC: So what happened? Did my RP just collapse?

I think so, ha. It was all good though.

OOC: So what happened? Did my RP just collapse?

OOC: Well, you could do something involving Kahta, or react somehow to the fact he banned Toyota, or the fact I made a jihad against him.

a jihad? ha. Funny. You always crack me up ALM :rolleyes:

a jihad? ha. Funny. You always crack me up ALM :rolleyes:

OOC: :rolleyes: Right.......That is what it is, I know it is a specifically Muslim term, but I find it is easier to say than, "Terror campaign" or "crusade" and much more interesting to say than simply "war." So relax, will ya? :rolleyes:

OOC:
What!?

OOC:
What!?

OO: Oh man, you better tell PIcaRDMPCia that you're still on, he thinks you quit on him.

ooc: hell, yea I thought you quit too.