NationStates Jolt Archive

The newly independant Holy Empire of Wuvvies seeks Allies who are willing to help each other out in the event of war or international emergency. Although Wuvvies attempts to be friendly and kind to all, we need 3-5 nations who will be willing to be our "go-to guys" in the event of a crisis, when we will REALLY need help.

Here is our description:

"The Holy Empire of Wuvvies is a tiny, socially progressive nation, renowned for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Law & Order and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 28%, but much higher for the wealthy. A very small private sector is dominated by the Cheese Exports industry.

Crime is well under control. Wuvvies's national animal is the iguana and its currency is the corn."

Our first act of duty will be to enact trade with the more hostile nations so as to prevent war being declared on Wuvvies.

The New Libya Government would be happy to sign an alliance with you. All we need is so information on the alliance, what it will do, and what we will have to do to be part of it. Please make this in detail so we know what we're getting into.

End Message

The Armed Republic of New Libya is a tiny, economically powerful nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 6 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Social Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18%. A healthy private sector is led by the Gambling industry, followed by Cheese Exports and Pizza Delivery.

Voting is compulsory and euthanasia is legal. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Libya's national animal is the Buzzard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Dinar.

-General Ali
-Armed Forces HQ

Johann Vladmir when talking to his Advisors.

Fredrick Gurtenberg,Head of Military

What we need is to find how strong their military is.Then use it to our advantage!

Stephano Hedloc,Economic Head

They have to be good trading partners.

Dictator sighs and says No.

Assuming that you are a democratic nation that is willing to allow freedom for all regardless of race, sex, sexual orientation, and the like, we of PIcaRDMPCia would be more than happy to sign an alliance with your nation.