Fabus Family ‘Deranged Psychopaths’ says Minister
TODAY Minister of Foreign Affairs the Right Honorable John Hunt has today lashed out at the hated and feared Fabus family of Mississippi. “They are little more than a clan of deranged psychopaths. Racist white supremacist bigots, hell bent on the destruction of mankind. I do not speak for the JRVian Government when I say this, but I think for the rest of the civilized world.”
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Hunt questioned the decision by Mai Graves of the Canadian Union to apologize to Czarina Fabus over offensive comments made earlier, “why anyone would want to bow to that sexist, racist, Bible-thumping bitch [Alice Fabus] is beyond my scope of understanding.”
Viewers across the nation where reportedly shocked and concerned by the Minister's comments; many fear revenge may be carried out in the form of military action.
Flight tickets sales to destinations outside of JRV have reportedly soared in the last hour.
The Federal Government is meanwhile distancing itself from Mr. Hunt's comments.
- JNN
Fascist Confederacy
31-12-2004, 08:45
OOC: JRV, DA was deleted. Thus, it's not polite to talk behind someones back. -.-
Hiroshiko
31-12-2004, 08:48
OOC: Wow, thats interesting... O_O I wasn't aware of the deletion. I'm sorry, but I did find DA to be somewhat offending.
OOC: Holy monkies, DA got wiped? Dang... and he put up such good reading material too (mostly to laugh at, but still)
Itinerate Tree Dweller
31-12-2004, 08:49
Instant message DA for details.
Fascist Confederacy
31-12-2004, 08:53
Mister, and I use that term as lightly as possible, Hunt, your government happens to be an ally of mine. And I'm a Hayden, a Mississippian. Not only am I a Mississippian, I happen to be Curtis Fabus' brother, well, step-brother, but in a close knit, happy family as we all are, we don't consider eachother any less than blood. But back to the topic. I understand that you are suppose to be a prominent advisor to the President, thus, how can you not be speaking for your administration when you're it's damn Foreign Affairs officer? Hmm? Can you answer me that you pathetic worm? I do not take lightly the fact you call my family bigots, psychopaths, and deranged. I find it disturbing, that a man, who stands up infront of the international media, and preaches about a family who was recently plunged into heartbreak. You disgust me. Men like you, are the 'men' the world needs less of.
Through this, I've come to the conclusion, that perhaps your President isn- nay, I hope, for the pact's sake, that your President doesn't back your blabbering. Good day wretch.
Sincerely,
Czar Charles Hayden
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4, 3, 2, 1…. -BEEP, BEEP, BEEP- Anchor: “You’re watching JBC World News. The Federal Government has officially sacked Foreign Minister John Hunt, saying his comments were ‘unnecessary’, ‘unprofessional’ and compromising JRV’s national security.”
[Chancellor Brash: “I am deeply, deeply disgusted with Mr. Hunt’s comments. They in no way reflect the beliefs of the government. I truly, truly, extend my apologizes to the entire Fabus Family on behalf of all JRV.]
Anchor: “A manbeast which plagued central Victoria for 8 days has finally been captured in what was one of the largest military operations in recent memory. 7 zookeepers were killed, 10 policemen drunk and many cattle eaten. The military are appealing for more funds to deal with future incidents of this sort. Up next, we have more on the first ever JRVian Civil Union between two lesbian prostitutes. You're watching JBC World News...”
Fascist Confederacy
31-12-2004, 09:09
Secret IC: The Zitadelle -- Berlin, Der Vaterland
The Czar sat behind his desk, watching as the news unfolded in JRV. The Czar pressed a button and a KSS agent stepped in.
"Yes Czar Hayden?"
"Tell the KSS to put a bounty out for 'Honorable' John Hunt. Notify Clayton Townley (OOC: Head of the WKC) and tell him to notify all realms... And tell Pastor Ray Redfairm to notify The Phineas Priesthood and their international allies..."
"Yes Czar."
The guard left...
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Well Mr. President, I'am glad to see you ridding your nation of the inbreeding scum in it. This is a wonderful advance in the close-knit community between my nation and yours. I'am sure, after the eradication of the evil John Hunt from your administration, the hole that has been keeping JRV and The Confederacy from becoming closer, can help the both of us.
Sincerely,
Czar Charles Hayden
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Ronius Vigilantes
31-12-2004, 10:23
A young woman appeared on the television as the news came on again.
"In a breaking news story, Minister of Foreign Affairs Bernard Watkins is making a statement about the recent dismissal of Minister John Hunt. Here he is, live."
"The People's Republic of Ronius Vigilantes fully supports Mr. Hunt, and would like to echo his comments toward the Fabus family, and all those other racist dipsh**s in Missippi. We further wish to offer Mr. Hunt asylum in our nation. In a world of constant turmoil, Mr. Hunt knows what he's talking about. We cannot allow punishment for those who speak out against racism. As my closing statement, I would like to say to all Missippian government, F*** YOU!"
The young woman appeared on the screen again, looking quite startled.
"Well... a highly controversial statement by Foreign Minister Bernard Watkins... and we'll be back after this short break."
Coming back from commercial, the young woman was at the news desk again, looking somewhat more composed.
"During our break we recieved a telephone call from the Prime Minister of Ronius Vigilantes, Michael Silverstein. He told us that while he cannot condone Mr Watkins's use of expletives on public television, he is highly disappointed that someone was penalized for making comments against the Fabus family. He would like to apologize to all those offended by the statement's language, but not those offended by its message. Now to Robin Goodfellow, with weather."
Ronius Vigilantes
31-12-2004, 10:29
The Prime Minister was on the phone with the Foreign Minister when a messenger came into his office.
"Nice one Bernie, you've really f***ed us over," the Prime Minister was saying," wait a minute... What do you need?" He adressed the question to the messenger.
"Sir, many of our allies are displeased, and-"
"Trust me, I know. I'll talk with our allies later, but first I've got to finish this... Bernie, you there?... Yes, I know it was only to get the point across, but still... I'm Jewish too but you don't see me doing that. Just keep a level head next time Bernie, please?"
Fascist Confederacy
31-12-2004, 20:34
Dear Ronius Vigilantes Administration,
I find your total lack of control over your nation and its people appauling. It worries me how a Minister can challenge the authority of Ronius Vigilantes Prime Minister. Obviously your nation is in a state of dissaray... I suggest, and my advisors do aswell, that you crackdown on these political outbursts in order to keep your people and your national security safe from militant nations and/or people.
Sincerely,
Czar Charles Hayden
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Secret IC…
10:00 HRS, Government House, Victoria City…
The Chancellor paced nervously around the room of his ninth floor office at Government House. A LCD screen was flickering in the background, the entire JRVian Federal Cabinet sat quietly around a large oak table.
Brash: “Jesus Christ!” He pounded a fist on the tabletop.
Fellow Chancellor John Garrison quietly slipped into the room, having been running a little late. He nodded to the others and took his seat at the table.
Background: "… and the ceremony concluded with a to-become-traditional Toast To The Devil. You're watching JBC World News."
Brash: “Hunt, you’re a dead man. That much is certain. They will want to kill you. Why did you do it? Why were you so foolish?”
Hunt laughed, rising from the meeting table. “I stand by what I said. If they wish to kill me, they can kill me. I don’t care… the Fabus Family are psychopaths and our little alliance with FC is a joke. I will not be apart of it.”
The others in the room remained in silence.
Brash: “Intel will see to your safety. A new identity, a new location… John Hunt is dead, my friend.”