NationStates Jolt Archive

Not so long ago our small nation was infiltrated by the foreign organized crime syndicates. Their goal was to destabilize our economy and spread fear across the nation. Today we celebrate our major victory. eScrew Radical Zen masters infiltrated this illegal organization and detained most of Mafia Bosses. After very intense interrogation they admitted that they were paid to perform their illegal work by an alliance of nations which conspired to destroy The Free Land of eScrew. Slick and highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining and Arms dealing was created in order to frame eScrew and discredit its reputation in the eyes of international community. In light of this fact eScrew decided to join United Nations and propose a resolution condemning such illegal criminal activity. eScrew will meet with every single UN regional delegate and argue for support of the resolution.

uh huh.

I have found EScrew to be remarkably irritating; if I were a warlike dictator instead of an elected President, I'd probably declare war on you right now and wipe you out, just so you'd be quiet.
As it is...go play in the sandbox and leave us real nations alone.
-President Carpenter

Not so long ago our small nation was infiltrated by the foreign organized crime syndicates. Their goal was to destabilize our economy and spread fear across the nation. Today we celebrate our major victory. eScrew Radical Zen masters infiltrated this illegal organization and detained most of Mafia Bosses. After very intense interrogation they admitted that they were paid to perform their illegal work by an alliance of nations which conspired to destroy The Free Land of eScrew. Slick and highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining and Arms dealing was created in order to frame eScrew and discredit its reputation in the eyes of international community. In light of this fact eScrew decided to join United Nations and propose a resolution condemning such illegal criminal activity. eScrew will meet with every single UN regional delegate and as for support of the resolution.

Wait a minute, you plan to join the very organisation you want to overthrow?

Hey, someone find LU BU, and get him over here.

Psst, Zen Master person, there is this dictator who... ummm.... doesn't like you, maybe you should infiltrate his country. *Snickers*

On behalf of the Protectorate I would like to submit the following statement:

The Protectorate has been involved in rescue efforts and assisting with humanitarian aide thanks to radical terrorist groups with an agenda such as EScrew. These terrorists have left the nation of PIcaRDMPCia a smoldering wreck. They have gone to the extreme of bombing the humanitarian aide workers while they gathered to eat! The RALM terrorists then set off a large explosive in the nation of Winters End in retaliation for their assistance and call to others to condemn the actions of their radical movement.

I would sincerely hope that the United Nations does not accept this nation of self-proclaimed terrorists into the union and pollute our membership with their delegation. Do we really want or need a delegate from a terrorist organization represented in the United Nations? I furthermore call for censure by this body of EScrew and any of its agents for the mere fact that their claims are ridiculous and a waste of bandwith. I am sure that I have the support of many of my esteemed colleagues when I make this declaration.

Henry Brash VIII

Wait a minute, you plan to join the very organisation you want to overthrow?

eScrew Radical Strategy of UN Destruction is highly classified document and only select few high ranking Radical Zen Masters have access to it.

Who is this, really, this is obviously a puppet. Now, who is it?

On behalf of the Protectorate I would like to submit the following statement:

The Protectorate has been involved in rescue efforts and assisting with humanitarian aide thanks to radical terrorist groups with an agenda such as EScrew. These terrorists have left the nation of PIcaRDMPCia a smoldering wreck. They have gone to the extreme of bombing the humanitarian aide workers while they gathered to eat! The RALM terrorists then set off a large explosive in the nation of Winters End in retaliation for their assistance and call to others to condemn the actions of their radical movement.

I would sincerely hope that the United Nations does not accept this nation of self-proclaimed terrorists into the union and pollute our membership with their delegation. Do we really want or need a delegate from a terrorist organization represented in the United Nations? I furthermore call for censure by this body of EScrew and any of its agents for the mere fact that their claims are ridiculous and a waste of bandwith. I am sure that I have the support of many of my esteemed colleagues when I make this declaration.

Henry Brash VIII

PIcaRDMPCia is in full favor of this declaration, especially because of the rampant destruction we have recently experienced in our country.
-President Carpenter

BREAKING NEWS!

UN delegate of Henrytopia was hit with dozens of rotten eggs outside of UN building. Developing...

BREAKING NEWS!

UN delegate of PIcaRDMPCia got hit with a basket of red paint outside of UN building. Developing...

BREAKING NEWS!

UN delegate of PIcaRDMPCia got hit with a basket of red paint outside of UN building. Developing...
Nick Adkins, PIcaRDMPCia's official delegate to the UN, frowned at his ruined suit. "What moron threw that at me?" he asked everyone nearby. They all shrugged and kept walking. He snorted in disgust. "Damn. Oh well...at least my hotel is only a couple blocks away; I'll walk it." And so he started for the Excelsior Hotel, ignoring the odd looks he receieved from passers-by.

Not so long ago our small nation was infiltrated by the foreign organized crime syndicates. Their goal was to destabilize our economy and spread fear across the nation. Today we celebrate our major victory. eScrew Radical Zen masters infiltrated this illegal organization and detained most of Mafia Bosses. After very intense interrogation they admitted that they were paid to perform their illegal work by an alliance of nations which conspired to destroy The Free Land of eScrew. Slick and highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining and Arms dealing was created in order to frame eScrew and discredit its reputation in the eyes of international community. In light of this fact eScrew decided to join United Nations and propose a resolution condemning such illegal criminal activity. eScrew will meet with every single UN regional delegate and as for support of the resolution.
YOU FOOL!! SEE WHAT WE DID WITH OUR CRIME AND SENT IT TO YOURS!! GIVE UP NOW OR FACE MORE CRIMES GROUPS. Dont make us send the gay crime groups. There reallly really bad. I mean like so bad....* goes of rambling*

BREAKING NEWS!

UN delegate of PIcaRDMPCia got hit with a basket of red paint outside of UN building. Developing...

NEWS ANCHOR #1: Breaking news!

NEWS ANCHOR #2: What is it?

NEWS ANCHOR #1: It's about eScrew!

NEWS ANCHOR #2: Go on...

NEWS ANCHOR #1: Nobody cares because they godmod!

NEWS ANCHOR #2: The whole world knows that by now. Didn't you get the memo?