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A new Earth is created! And its mine, all mine! Mine mine mine! We own the whole thing, its ours, if you don't like it bugger off!

We also own all of Universe XI which contains Earth XI, and thats all ours too! Mine mine mine! Gimme gimme gimme! Mine mine mine!

We own EVERYTHING! Well, the eleventh copy of everything - but its still ours!

Oh Yeah? Well I Own Everything Besides The Earth! And I Just Extinguished The Sun! Mwahahahahahahaha :d

Vastiva, hmm, well if you prefer your left hand, over the real thing, i guess its your choice.

Vastiva, hmm, well if you prefer your left hand, over the real thing, i guess its your choice.

(adds name to list of "People Who Do Not Understand Sarcasm or Parody")

A new Earth is created! And its mine, all mine! Mine mine mine! We own the whole thing, its ours, if you don't like it bugger off!

We also own all of Universe XI which contains Earth XI, and thats all ours too! Mine mine mine! Gimme gimme gimme! Mine mine mine!

We own EVERYTHING! Well, the eleventh copy of everything - but its still ours!

chuckle :)

(adds name to list of "People Who Do Not Understand Sarcasm or Parody")

(adds name to list of "People who don't understand dirty jokes, and have no sense of humor")

Well, at least Earth X had some nice nuclear wars... This Earth is booooring. :sniper: :mp5: :gundge:

(did I overdo the smilies?)
:mp5: :mp5:
(definitely now...)

:Chuckles a bit and moves on:

Without a doubt I must decree that any and all Earths, with a Roman Numeral as a prerequisite, are an abomination which I truly abhor in all of my Pretentious self! This Earth surely cannot last a mere minute in this forum and will collapse henceforth of my posting this for I am as arrogant as that to think my word greater than logic! My oh my, what a "Ghay" thought that you would create another thread in which people could claim land in a Game created, what all Games are created for, for having fun! I must ruin peoples fun! You are ruining my ruination of ruining the ruins of un-ruin! All within my Pretentious self, of course. So allow me to insert a concise and to the point sentence in which I Role Play the destruction of this Earth. Yes? Jolly good.

All your Earth are belong to me.

*buries you under a mountain of gravel*

There's some of the Earth I own. NYAH! :p

Wow I never thought I would see DUPLICATE sarcastic Earth threads OMG !!! (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=386389)
We have gone beyond making multiple RL earths and on to making multiple mockerys of the RL Earth threads :eek:

lol

Bretonian Royal Armed Forces' deep space observation relays have detected a disturbingly large number of identical planets in the vicinity of 'Earth' recently. After performing extensive deep-space scientific surveys of the phenomenon, it has been found that the planet Earth has been duplicated over 11,928 times, and all clones current reside in the same solar system.

The reason for this duplication is not yet known. With the phenomenal increase in gravitational forces in that area of space, caused both by the increased number of planets and the phenomenal number of sheep contained on each variant, it is feared that these cloned planets will eventually collide with each other and form a black hole so large that it will swallow the entire universe, along with every single branch of McDonalds. The HMS Insanity is currently trying to figure out if Jupiter can be used as a bowling ball to be sent flying into the mass of Earths and disperse them like bowling pins. First strike is planned in three days.

We demand nationth on thith Earf, or I will wun and tell mummy. That ithn't a thweat, thath a promithe. Mummy will come after you and chase you nathty people fwom thith earf. Thank you for listening!

Wow I never thought I would see DUPLICATE sarcastic Earth threads OMG !!! (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=386389)
We have gone beyond making multiple RL earths and on to making multiple mockerys of the RL Earth threads :eek:

lol

My duplicate sarcastic Earth is kewler then yours. :p :D

*begins exploitation of Earth XIs minerologic wealth in earnest*

Not that hard, we know where everything is already!

A new Earth is created! And its mine, all mine! Mine mine mine! We own the whole thing, its ours, if you don't like it bugger off!

We also own all of Universe XI which contains Earth XI, and thats all ours too! Mine mine mine! Gimme gimme gimme! Mine mine mine!

We own EVERYTHING! Well, the eleventh copy of everything - but its still ours!

You didn't get Sealand *swipes*!

You didn't get Sealand *swipes*!

Well, seeing as you're an ally, you can have Sealand. This time. Next sarcastic duplicate Earth, I'm keeping it. :p

OOC: I solved the issue of multiple Earths by having multiple copies of the Sol System. Allows me to travel to any one and, if I wish, blow it up.

IC:

~Electronic Communication to People of This Earth~
We, the much better people of Some Sci Fi Nation, demand a piece of this planet for our own. If not, we will be forced to fire Teh Pwnz0r missiles and the NOOBZOR CANNON OF DOOM! (TM) at you until we capture it or annhilate your planet. Of course, our Godwank Shields will protect us from all weapons you have.
Now, just to show our superiority while you decide, we will flood your airwaves with our national anthem, which is use singing opera backwards and offkey to the sound of a thousand infants crying at the tops of their lungs.
-Interplanetary Jerk
~End Communication~

This is just spam, and it's been done before

This is just spam, and it's been done before

No, this is senseless humor, rather fun actually. Everything has been done before - I'm rather enjoying it.

No, this is senseless humor, rather fun actually. Everything has been done before - I'm rather enjoying it.
No no no, I mean this exact joke has been done at least twice.

*cough* This is less a joke then you think, as I plan on settling Earth XI in entirety. So this is a claims thread.

So there. :p

~Electronic Communication to People of This Earth~
We, the much better people of Some Sci Fi Nation, demand a piece of this planet for our own. If not, we will be forced to fire Teh Pwnz0r missiles and the NOOBZOR CANNON OF DOOM! (TM) at you until we capture it or annhilate your planet. Of course, our Godwank Shields will protect us from all weapons you have.
Now, just to show our superiority while you decide, we will flood your airwaves with our national anthem, which is use singing opera backwards and offkey to the sound of a thousand infants crying at the tops of their lungs.
-Interplanetary Jerk
~End Communication~


Show him that his mighty weapons are no match against earthlings puny intelect.
Or was it the other way around... damnit :headbang:

Oh well... Back to the Fetid Marshes then...

First he has to get in.....