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OOC: Muahahaha...n00kZ!!!
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Today is a tragedy. Eighteen nuclear missiles flew from North Korea and hit the New Jersey coast line, detonating the two-or-more dozen nuclear reactors in the New Jersey area. Ocean and Monmouth county slowly "liquified", symbolizing the mantle of the earth, after two 5 megaton nuclear missiles hit the state.

The nuclear radiation began to spread all throughout America, and some reports state that North Korea also plans to "nuke" the rest of the world. Nuclear ICBM's with multiple MIRVs and some only with one 5 MT warhead have begun to be launched, scattering all across the entire planet.

Apparently, North Korea believes it can take over the world by liquifying every nation except its own. While a stupid idea, it may just work...

OOC: Muahahaha...n00kZ!!!
IC:

Today is a tragedy. Eighteen nuclear missiles flew from North Korea and hit the New Jersey coast line, detonating the two-or-more dozen nuclear reactors in the New Jersey area. Ocean and Monmouth county slowly "liquified", symbolizing the mantle of the earth, after two 5 megaton nuclear missiles hit the state.

The nuclear radiation began to spread all throughout America, and some reports state that North Korea also plans to "nuke" the rest of the world. Nuclear ICBM's with multiple MIRVs and some only with one 5 MT warhead have begun to be launched, scattering all across the entire planet.

Apparently, North Korea believes it can take over the world by liquifying every nation except its own. While a stupid idea, it may just work...

Does it even realise that fallout is ruled by the winds . . . And not by man?

The greater state of New Jersey has just been totally destroyed. Lots of casualties, but nobody cares.

ooc- Oddly enough i would expect something like that from Witzgall....Must be cause hes so unpredictable....

Does it even realise that fallout is ruled by the winds . . . And not by man?

Nope. North Korea is totally idiotic, after replacing its scientists with kindergardeners on heroin.

The North Korean military has been mobilized into South Korea, and is plotting to also "nuke the hell" out of South Korea.

OOC:

This is basically a nonsense post concerning Earth X. Which is also nonsense, because why would there be 10 Earth's? That's really ridiculous. So, I now destroy Earth X. With nukes. From Korea. North Korea.

THE END.

ooc- Oddly enough i would expect something like that from Witzgall....Must be cause hes so unpredictable....

Huh?

Haha, americans have been nuked, haha.

Haha, americans have been nuked, haha.


lol, I hate to say this (being in Florida) but I am hoping this will happen, just in the nrioth thoguh, dang yankees!

O and by the way, goats take over half the world and turn the world into a communism. The World is now the UGSR! No longer will humans take the horns off ones head.

And On the other side of the Earth Penguins rule. The plan to make humans build them 'Artic Paradise'. Olova Gerlocavich, Head of the Penguins Republic of Pengwana plans to Rise Penguins once again.

Pushka unleashed its army of penguin eaters and they ate all the penguins.









and took away their lunch money.

are you a fuckin retart? your nuking your own earth?your a f-in retart

OOC: Muahahaha...n00kZ!!!
IC:

Today is a tragedy. Eighteen nuclear missiles flew from North Korea and hit the New Jersey coast line, detonating the two-or-more dozen nuclear reactors in the New Jersey area. Ocean and Monmouth county slowly "liquified", symbolizing the mantle of the earth, after two 5 megaton nuclear missiles hit the state.

The nuclear radiation began to spread all throughout America, and some reports state that North Korea also plans to "nuke" the rest of the world. Nuclear ICBM's with multiple MIRVs and some only with one 5 MT warhead have begun to be launched, scattering all across the entire planet.

Apparently, North Korea believes it can take over the world by liquifying every nation except its own. While a stupid idea, it may just work...

godmodder

O and by the way, goats take over half the world and turn the world into a communism. The World is now the UGSR! No longer will humans take the horns off ones head.

Rise up deer! Rise up elk! Rise up moose! Rise up bison! Rise up antelope! Rise up ibex! Rise up pronghorn! Rise up all ye who have horns and claim your rightful place! Death to the hornless!

http://www.stardestroyer.net/Empire/Tech/Beam/DeathStar3.jpg


Problem solved.

The Penguins feel threatened by this act and are building up forces. Gerlacovich forms a new Industrial plan. They Form their new capitol Peigscow where there communist government rules over humans with an iron fist. In Peinguana miltary is cumpolsory for humans but penguins are free to join if they like.

Artic Ones, Arise, Arise!

* Penguins singing their revised version of the Soviet Anthem*

Wow, evidently North Korea didn't get the memo that nuclear war is a stalemate unless you use it as a detterant. But whatever, I nuke Russia. :mp5:

hey buddy leave Russia Out of this

The Penguins Will hate you forever.

*Penguin/soviet anthem plays in the backrouwnd*

Nononono, Albino Guinea Pigs take over the world, paint everything white. You'd better watch out because their armed with n000000kzzzz and teeth that can destroy Paris in one bite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHOEHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

are you a fuckin retart? your nuking your own earth?your a f-in retart
Actually he's nuking your earth, and "retart" is not a word.

Posted by Witzgall:
OOC: Muahahaha...n00kZ!!!
IC:

Today is a tragedy. Eighteen nuclear missiles flew from North Korea and hit the New Jersey coast line, detonating the two-or-more dozen nuclear reactors in the New Jersey area. Ocean and Monmouth county slowly "liquified", symbolizing the mantle of the earth, after two 5 megaton nuclear missiles hit the state.

The nuclear radiation began to spread all throughout America, and some reports state that North Korea also plans to "nuke" the rest of the world. Nuclear ICBM's with multiple MIRVs and some only with one 5 MT warhead have begun to be launched, scattering all across the entire planet.

Apparently, North Korea believes it can take over the world by liquifying every nation except its own. While a stupid idea, it may just work...

Posted by Witzgall
The greater state of New Jersey has just been totally destroyed. Lots of casualties, but nobody cares.

Posted by FireSpray:
Wow, evidently North Korea didn't get the memo that nuclear war is a stalemate unless you use it as a detterant. But whatever, I nuke Russia.



“Mr. Witzgall and Mr.FireSpray, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”

It looks like someone doesn't understand the concept of a joke.

Congrats, Thrashia, we are all now "dumber for having listened" to your post. Good day.

[flameoff]

Hahah!! A random castaway on what used to be India after a nuclear reactor explodod, nuked you!! He wins....and dies of starvation....

Undermining the efforts of all; the mysterious bunny people have dug under all involved and planted nukes right beneath their feet. At the critical moment, Lord Fluffykins, Chief of The BunnyMen, activates them, thus destroying yet more of the paradox that is a 10th Earth

Rise up deer! Rise up elk! Rise up moose! Rise up bison! Rise up antelope! Rise up ibex! Rise up pronghorn! Rise up all ye who have horns and claim your rightful place! Death to the hornless!

I think someone took George Orwell a little bit to seriously. :p

Two horns gooood! Four horns weeeeeird!

Off topic, Chronosia, I'll be posting the thread in a few minutes. Just gotta spellcheck.

Cool!

The scorpions and cockroaches crawl out of their holes once the nuclear holocaust is over and begin eating everyone who survived.

Lamdan ran into the Sultan's office.

"Sir, sir, there's a transdimensional portal under the stairs! They're having a nukefest in there!"

"We have stairs?"

"Yes, sir."

"Let's launch some nukes!"

"Errrrrr....."

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The leader of Rebeled Elves glanced out at the sky. Suddenly, there was a rip of black matter, and a nuke flew out of it. It flew towards him. It hit him. BANG BANG BANG BANGG n00bfest W000000T! ( :sniper: :sniper: :mp5: :mp5: etc. etc. more manically n00bish smilies) That sets off his secret collection of nukes which destroy Rebeled Elves, they land in every single country, they launch nukes, Earth X blows up, everyone dies. The story ends with a faded picture of the Sultan chuckling manically and the Excorcist music playing in the background. You hear Rebeled Elves shout "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO................".

FIN

We must nuke the moon before they nuke us....muahahaha!

The EOL, while it has nothing to do with Earth X, watches from Earth II, a legitimate Earth, and snickers as the idiocy of the Earth wannabe is slaughtered by its own people. Additionally, if he had any future tech stuff we would surely use it to obliterate the planet as well.