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Share your opinion about Guffingford & factbook

Guffingford
29-12-2004, 22:05
OOC: No clogging OOC debates please.

Esteemed national leaders,

We like to start a small 'poll' to give ourselves some insight in your policies regarding our government and current actions on the world stage. We have attached a small factbook of our most recent shifts in policy, statements and other facts you need to know. We are not ashamed of what we are, what we do and who we are.

Thanks for your time.

Emperor Constantine,
Absolute Monarch of the Neo-Guffingfordii Empire, ex-colonies of the Guffingfordii Empire
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[Attached factbook]

At this time of writing Guffingford is near to three billion and one hundred million citizens in its dominion. This includes all colonies and conquered lands by the Glorious Guffingfordii Empire. Now I shall present you some basic facts of spendations of the Empire.

Government Category: National Socialist State (Nazi Germany model)
Government Priority: Defence
Economic Rating: Frightening
Civil Rights Rating: Below Average
Political Freedoms: Outlawed
Income Tax Rate: 100%
Major Industry: Arms Manufacturing
National Animal: Wak-Wak
National Currency: Shilling
Total Population: 3,136,000,000

Administration: $0.00 0%
No need for administration, this is given to several large corporations. They work more efficient and lowers the workflow from and to the administration.
Social Welfare: $1,968,477,465,427.20 3%
This is very important for promising but poor people of the Empire. They will be given a chance in education facilities or get a decent military education.
Healthcare: $0.00 0%
Very efficient privatized business. Being insured is compulsory in Guffingford so nobody can't be denied treatment. Healthy people are hardworking people.
Education: $13,779,342,257,990.40 21%
85% of the money spent on education goes to officer schooling. Tactics and command make up the most important parts of effective military campaigns so we need well trained and smart officers in command.
Religion & Spirituality: $2,624,636,620,569.60 4%
Church and religion is an important part of life, but part of this money also goes to scientific research. We do not deny the existence of God but we need to understand God's ways better. He designed everything with science so the more we understand, the closer we come to God Himself.
Defence: $28,214,843,671,123.21 43%
Our most important spendation. Classified projects, infantry, airforce, navy, special operations etc etc... All included to make our warmachine as effective as possible. Our motto here is "Less is More". We know how to budget and prioritize and economization is the most important of all. If our numbers don't add up, then our efficiency will drop drasticly.
Law & Order: $9,842,387,327,136.00 15%
Crime doesn't pay in Guffingford that's why a well funded policeforce (incorporated in the army) has been established.
Commerce: $6,561,591,551,424.00 10%
Trade is important for the economy and a subsidized economy provides even more wealth for the people.
Public Transport: $2,624,636,620,569.60 4%
Roads allow better transportation options and gives us a considerable advantage.
The Environment: $0.00 0%
The Wise Peoples of Guffingford know how to treat mother nature. We all live in the same environment and we all die here. Preserving wildlife and forests receives excess money from other government departments.
Social Equality: $0.00 0%
Not needed in Guffingford, we aren't commies.

Exchange Rate: 1 Shilling = $1.3825
Gross Domestic Product: $68,236,478,955,854.86
GDP Per Capita: $22,061.58
Unemployment Rate: 8.30%*
Consumption: $0.00
Government Budget: $82,019,894,392,800.02
Government Expenditures: $65,615,915,514,240.02
Goverment Waste: $16,403,978,878,560.00
Exports: $10,507,091,748,614.84
Imports: $7,886,528,307,000.00
Trade Surplus: $2,620,563,441,614.84

Where does the Guffingfordian live? Our Glorious Empire is located in the German Empire and includes several other nations. We give the best for our people and they deserve no less. Our dominion includes: (earth I)

German Union
Germany - The fatherland of National Socialism and the spirit of nationalism. Prussia and a splendid history of crusading knights. A true paradise on earth.
Poland - Our national breadbasket. Without Poland Guffingford Guffingford would have to live without Prussia as a part of the Empire and the food it provides for our hungry people.
Austria (unrecognized) - Many strong voices demand Austria to be added and incorporated into the German Union. A magnificent and rich history of an empire and an all around great place to live.
Switzerland (unrecognized) - The pounding heart of many Guffingfordii banking corporations. Enjoyed a long history of neutrality but the Führer himself believes Switzerland should be part of Guffingford.
Luxembourg - A very important vein in the frightening Guffingfordii economy. Holds the national gold reserves as well as many other artefacts procured by our agents.
Lithuania - Part of the Prussian provinces. Not really important today but the historical value is what counts.
Kalingrad region (unrecognized) - Conquered by the evil soviet troops when the German defenders were trying hard to keep the city clean. Today it is part of the Soviet Russian Empire.

Outer Guffingford
The Netherlands - A trading hub for centuries, The Netherlands are a key in the Guffingford infrastructure as well as global dock shipping & processing.
Belgium - Farmland and industry to supply the Guffingfordii warmachine.
Finland - Part of the Guffingfordii Empire
Norway - Part of the Guffingfordii Empire
Shetland Islands - Part of the Guffingfordii Empire
Faroe Islands - Part of the Guffingfordii Empire

Religious/important nations
The Holy See - The Holy Seat of the Pope. Very important part of spiritual Guffingford and the world.
Azores - Isolated by nature, these islands are an excellent place for
writers, scientists and other figures who need to rest.
Cape Verde - Same idea as the Azores but this place is meant for CEO's and rich people.

Guffingfordii Common Law
Rules are made to follow and if you don't here what you deserve:
Theft - thumb chopped off (depends on seriousness, this holds for non-aggressive shoplifting)
Armed robbery - seven needles in right eye
Homocide - hands chopped off
Lying - one nail of victims choice peeled off
Treachery - death by face flogging
Fraud - thumbscrews and boiling oil; a fine paid to victim
Embezzlement - thumbscrews and boiling; a fine paid to victim
Rape - firm whipping (200 lashes)
Conspirating - firm flogging (200 lashes)
Adultery - Firm beating with stick (100 strokes) under foot soles
Pedophilia - Death by choice of victim's parents
Necrophilia - Death by slow working poision while being tortured
Sexual Lust (indencent proposals) - 25 whip lashes
Sexual Assault - 50 whip lashes
Sexual Fetishes (scat, animal or any other) - 75 whip lashes
Public Intoxication - one night in a police cell.

The Guffingfordii lawbook is short and to the point. And some people are still wondering why we don't have the lowest crime rates in the world.
Guffingford
30-12-2004, 13:37
[Continued]

Main Facts
Full Name: The National Socialist Empire of Guffingford
Short Name: National Socialist Guffingford; Guffingford

Current Nation leadership:
Name: Franck Gerlach
Rank: Führer of National Socialist Guffingford
Glorious achievements: Controlling Guffingford with great care purifying communism away and planned and executed the successful attacks on Glemte Hage, Godular and Hataria.
Reputed war crimes/crimes against humanity: Immeasurable. Gassing of minorities with zyklon-B; deportations; installing an apartheid regime; endorsement of nazi dictatorship; endorsement of medical experiments on living humans; endorsement of nazi concentration camps; racism; fascism; declared Hitler’s birthday a national holiday; openly praising and endorsing ‘Mein Kampf’; fanatical supporter of National Socialism; ordered the arrest and execution of resistance fighters in person; illegal annexation of African countries; slavery; genocide in Glemte Hage; nuclear strike on Godular; harbouring Holy Panooly war criminals, actively funding neo-nazi groups in sovereign nations; destruction of Islamic presence in Western-Europe; mass executions in Spain and Portugal; ordered construction of concentration camps in Africa. [Five pages of accusations left out].

Name: Tilmun, surname unknown.
Rank: Emperor of Guffingford and all colonies; symbolic position
Glorious achievements: Gave the Guffingford economy a substantial boost and re-organized the military in various effective ways.
Reputed war crimes/crimes against humanity: n/a.

Name: Constantine, surname unknown.
Rank: Vice-Emperor of all Guffingford colonies; symbolic position
Glorious achievements: Conquered the current Guffingford African colonies.
Reputed War crimes/crimes against humanity: Leader of several death- and labour camps in the African colonies.

Name: Adolph Leighmar
Rank: Chancellor of the Führer’s cabinet
Glorious achievements: Former fascist dictator of Holy Panooly, fled to Guffingford after Holy Panooly’s empire collapsed under it’s own weight to escape the mass executions done by partisans to punish the war criminals. Led an unsuccessful campaign against Hadula, tried to start a war with Camewot but failed miserably. His most prominent achievement is the alliance called ‘Right Wing Collective’. Hints of his insanity can be seen in the alliance name, he was so obsessed with butchering communism in Holy Panooly he put the word collective in the name as a sign the alliance can take everything they encounter.
Reputed war crimes/crimes against humanity: Sales of chemical/biological weapons to terrorist nations; support of terrorist networks; funding of terror networks; aiding of terror networks; war crimes against British Communist soldiers invading Holy Panooly in 1st war; war crimes against British Communist soldiers invading Holy Panooly in 2nd war; start of ethnic cleansings the size of several small nations; violating UN law by dumping toxic waste in vulnerable natural environments; banning all human rights agencies from Holy Panooly; unauthorized use of chemical weapons against undesirable elements in Holy Panooly; leader of concentration camps during the first and second Panooly civil wars.

Name: Docter Klaus Schilling
Rank: Former Holy Panooly official presidential advisor, fled to Guffingford after he left his wife and children to distract the partisans hot on his heels from taking him alive. He is also the Chairmen of the Society for Medical Progress; a cover up for medical experiments on living humans, preferably children. Popular columnist and writer of many books about praising nazis, racism and the apartheid in South-Africa.
Glorious achievements: Large influence on the masses with his writing and constant bashing of minorities; strives to secure a future for all Aryan people and discovered several undisclosed medicines against illnesses after experimenting for years on children.
Reputed war crimes/crimes against humanity: Yielded very positive results with many medical experiments; spreading hate; racism; personal murderer of hundreds of children in racial biological experiments; leader of eight death camps; murder of twenty one British Communist soldiers after the war.

Name: Solan Rixx
Rank: n/a; Freelance; Supervisor of Unofficial Special Operations
Glorious achievements: Someone who can be best described as an archaeologist who went mad. Solan Rixx worked long and hard for various oil companies to excavate the ground in search for ancient artefacts to infuse some cash in the coffers of the CEO’s. Not too long after he resigned he was hired by Adolph Leighmar as his personal man behind many excavations in Holy Panooly. A notorious grave robber, looter, plunderer and marauder Solan Rixx devoted his career to uncovering the mysteries of the civilization who lived before the arrival of French colonists in Holy Panooly, or Plánonacu as it was called in ancient texts. Exiled from many countries, a fatwa called on him by a high ranked Muslim and wanted dead or alive in seventy nations world wide Solan Rixx has plundered almost six hundred million for himself from all sorts of graves and other historical sites.
Reputed war crimes/crimes against humanity: Use of slaves; slavery; executions; sacrilege; leader of two concentration camps.

Name: Leonard Ynsson
Rank: General of the QRF (Quick Reaction Force)
Glorious achievements: Colonized some land RomeW discovered but lost it to foreign invaders because of his lack of organizing skills. Eventually he was promoted as the first leader of the QRF which overran Glemte Hage and the nuking of Godular. A real military mastermind who holds true to the world honour and loyalty. The nazi SS saying “my honour is loyalty” has became the official motto of his QRF. He was offered a higher rank as campboss but refused.
Reputed War crimes/crimes against humanity: n/a.

Name: Dominic Templeton
Rank: Baron of southern Holy Panooly islands
Glorious achievements: During the short war against Sarzonia this man led the resistance when ground troops landed on Holy Panooly soil. Though beaten back, the spirit of resistance was never broken. A few naval victories are also added to his CV, but there was nothing heroic about that. When the Holy Panooly government went into another dark age Dominic Templeton quickly made himself master of all southern islands. In the consternation when the government ultimately fell, Templeton secured 30 percent of the southern regions under his reign.
Reputed war crimes/crimes against humanity: When the Sarzonian ships were destroyed by Panoolian vessels under Templeton’s command he personally executed thirteen surviving sailors including the captain and his navigator. The remaining crew members were implemented to torture and sacrifice by the local native tribes. Dominic Templeton is a sworn aristocrat who does whatever he pleases. His servants obey his bidding at all times, making him one of the few lords with a standing army in the region.

Geography
Climate: Tropical rainforest
Average Temperature: 27°C/300 K
Terrain: Vast jungles, hardly any open space, large mountain ranges.
Natural Resources: Gold, Oil, Coal, Mercury, Titanium, Cobalt & Uranium

State & Government
General government direction: Democratic National Socialist Ideals
Capital city: Berlin
Other major cities: Amsterdam, Brussels, Warsaw, Oslo and Helsinki.
Districts: 120
Religion: Christianity (Catholic, Greek-Orthodox, Protestant, Eastern Orthodoc, Coptic)
Language: Aryan languages

People & Education
Male: 51%
Female:49%
Age Structure: 0-18: 30%
19-65: 58%
66 and older: 12%
Illiteracy: 0%
Scholing: from 4 to 12 Basic schooling programme
from 12 to 17 High schooling programme
from 17 and further an University or Higher Profession programme

General Economy
Major Exports: unconventional weapons, uranium, exotic animals, exotic fruit/vegetables, weapons, military automobiles
Major Imports: Steel, iron, chemical basics,
Natural resources: Gold, iron, uranium, gas, oil, timber, diamonds, marble, rubber and various other less important resources. Oil, gold and gas are not available for export.
Currency's: Shilling/Gold Standard
Currency code's: S and G$ for the gold standard

Allies of the Empire
Belem - Great friend of all fellow Christians in Guffingford, his presence is always welcomed in Guffingford.
The Merchant Guilds - Long standing ally.
Huzen Hagen - Long standing ally.

Enemies of the Empire
Wolfish - Sworn to avenge us after destroying Glemte Hage and nuking Godular.
Momanguise - Holds important Christian sites such as Armenia with his evil communist grasp for power and oppressing the fair Christian peoples.
Bob-Bob - Departed for the NWO & friends after abandoning us. Of all enemies we despise him most.

Neutral
Dr_Twist - don't like 'em and don't hate 'em either
Russian Forces - same as above

OOC notes:
*: All people unemployed must have a job after twelve months or they will be automaticly signed up for the army.
New Libya
30-12-2004, 13:49
How long did it take you to make that? I'm thinking of putting one together and I'd like to know how long it would proly take.
The Merchant Guilds
30-12-2004, 14:01
OOC: Takes a while and i'd look at few others first. Decide how much detail you want, basic detail will often suffice just be more specific about things like GDP allocations etc. They come in handy later :)

IC:

The Shadows opinion of their esteemed ally Guffingford is:

They are an enlightened people, they are well on the way to the true moral understanding of the universe. Despite the fact we disagree with them on very basic levels on such things as Religion and their elimination procedures, we respect the choices they have made. We have long fought hard with them, we will continue to do so for the foreseeable future in the campaigns to rid the World/Universe of the weak minded communists/socialists and erronous minded nations/races.

Only the strong may survive,

Regards,

The Shadows,
Guffingford
30-12-2004, 14:09
How long did it take you to make that? I'm thinking of putting one together and I'd like to know how long it would proly take.I don't know... An hour or so.
Wolfish
30-12-2004, 20:01
[Continued]

Enemies of the Empire
Wolfish - Sworn to avenge us after destroying Glemte Hage and nuking Godular.
Momanguise - Holds important Christian sites such as Armenia with his evil communist grasp for power and oppressing the fair Christian peoples.
Bob-Bob - Departed for the NWO & friends after abandoning us. Of all enemies we despise him most.
Desicive Action** - Even though the Empire never contacted or had any direct contact with them their explanation of pure aryanism and white ideologies are plain wrong and contradict the basic principles of a perfect pure society like Guffingford.

occ: Top of the list - whoo-hoo. I'd like to set something up to "resolve" this early in the new year. I think the two of us could have an excellent RP.
Godular
31-12-2004, 08:20
Remember, Wolfish... ya still have a fully armed and operational Godulan Wavecrasher Battlefleet moored in one of yer harbors. The fleet itself ain't much, but a pair of tri-maran battlecarriers are nothing to smirk and snigger at.
Belem
31-12-2004, 22:41
The Tag.
Momanguise
01-01-2005, 16:44
occ: Top of the list - whoo-hoo. I'd like to set something up to "resolve" this early in the new year. I think the two of us could have an excellent RP.

Ditto for myself.
Ankhmet
01-01-2005, 17:12
Your legal system is very....Backwards. I mean, punishing people with fetishes with corporal punishment...Very clever.Just think of it:
"I've been very bad, punish me!"
the police storm in and cuff the offender.
Police officer:"For breaking the sex laws, we're going to have to give you 75 lashes.You've been VERY naughty."
Very good.