Guffingford
29-12-2004, 22:05
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Esteemed national leaders,
We like to start a small 'poll' to give ourselves some insight in your policies regarding our government and current actions on the world stage. We have attached a small factbook of our most recent shifts in policy, statements and other facts you need to know. We are not ashamed of what we are, what we do and who we are.
Thanks for your time.
Emperor Constantine,
Absolute Monarch of the Neo-Guffingfordii Empire, ex-colonies of the Guffingfordii Empire
http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/guffingford.jpg
[Attached factbook]
At this time of writing Guffingford is near to three billion and one hundred million citizens in its dominion. This includes all colonies and conquered lands by the Glorious Guffingfordii Empire. Now I shall present you some basic facts of spendations of the Empire.
Government Category: National Socialist State (Nazi Germany model)
Government Priority: Defence
Economic Rating: Frightening
Civil Rights Rating: Below Average
Political Freedoms: Outlawed
Income Tax Rate: 100%
Major Industry: Arms Manufacturing
National Animal: Wak-Wak
National Currency: Shilling
Total Population: 3,136,000,000
Administration: $0.00 0%
No need for administration, this is given to several large corporations. They work more efficient and lowers the workflow from and to the administration.
Social Welfare: $1,968,477,465,427.20 3%
This is very important for promising but poor people of the Empire. They will be given a chance in education facilities or get a decent military education.
Healthcare: $0.00 0%
Very efficient privatized business. Being insured is compulsory in Guffingford so nobody can't be denied treatment. Healthy people are hardworking people.
Education: $13,779,342,257,990.40 21%
85% of the money spent on education goes to officer schooling. Tactics and command make up the most important parts of effective military campaigns so we need well trained and smart officers in command.
Religion & Spirituality: $2,624,636,620,569.60 4%
Church and religion is an important part of life, but part of this money also goes to scientific research. We do not deny the existence of God but we need to understand God's ways better. He designed everything with science so the more we understand, the closer we come to God Himself.
Defence: $28,214,843,671,123.21 43%
Our most important spendation. Classified projects, infantry, airforce, navy, special operations etc etc... All included to make our warmachine as effective as possible. Our motto here is "Less is More". We know how to budget and prioritize and economization is the most important of all. If our numbers don't add up, then our efficiency will drop drasticly.
Law & Order: $9,842,387,327,136.00 15%
Crime doesn't pay in Guffingford that's why a well funded policeforce (incorporated in the army) has been established.
Commerce: $6,561,591,551,424.00 10%
Trade is important for the economy and a subsidized economy provides even more wealth for the people.
Public Transport: $2,624,636,620,569.60 4%
Roads allow better transportation options and gives us a considerable advantage.
The Environment: $0.00 0%
The Wise Peoples of Guffingford know how to treat mother nature. We all live in the same environment and we all die here. Preserving wildlife and forests receives excess money from other government departments.
Social Equality: $0.00 0%
Not needed in Guffingford, we aren't commies.
Exchange Rate: 1 Shilling = $1.3825
Gross Domestic Product: $68,236,478,955,854.86
GDP Per Capita: $22,061.58
Unemployment Rate: 8.30%*
Consumption: $0.00
Government Budget: $82,019,894,392,800.02
Government Expenditures: $65,615,915,514,240.02
Goverment Waste: $16,403,978,878,560.00
Exports: $10,507,091,748,614.84
Imports: $7,886,528,307,000.00
Trade Surplus: $2,620,563,441,614.84
Where does the Guffingfordian live? Our Glorious Empire is located in the German Empire and includes several other nations. We give the best for our people and they deserve no less. Our dominion includes: (earth I)
German Union
Germany - The fatherland of National Socialism and the spirit of nationalism. Prussia and a splendid history of crusading knights. A true paradise on earth.
Poland - Our national breadbasket. Without Poland Guffingford Guffingford would have to live without Prussia as a part of the Empire and the food it provides for our hungry people.
Austria (unrecognized) - Many strong voices demand Austria to be added and incorporated into the German Union. A magnificent and rich history of an empire and an all around great place to live.
Switzerland (unrecognized) - The pounding heart of many Guffingfordii banking corporations. Enjoyed a long history of neutrality but the Führer himself believes Switzerland should be part of Guffingford.
Luxembourg - A very important vein in the frightening Guffingfordii economy. Holds the national gold reserves as well as many other artefacts procured by our agents.
Lithuania - Part of the Prussian provinces. Not really important today but the historical value is what counts.
Kalingrad region (unrecognized) - Conquered by the evil soviet troops when the German defenders were trying hard to keep the city clean. Today it is part of the Soviet Russian Empire.
Outer Guffingford
The Netherlands - A trading hub for centuries, The Netherlands are a key in the Guffingford infrastructure as well as global dock shipping & processing.
Belgium - Farmland and industry to supply the Guffingfordii warmachine.
Finland - Part of the Guffingfordii Empire
Norway - Part of the Guffingfordii Empire
Shetland Islands - Part of the Guffingfordii Empire
Faroe Islands - Part of the Guffingfordii Empire
Religious/important nations
The Holy See - The Holy Seat of the Pope. Very important part of spiritual Guffingford and the world.
Azores - Isolated by nature, these islands are an excellent place for
writers, scientists and other figures who need to rest.
Cape Verde - Same idea as the Azores but this place is meant for CEO's and rich people.
Guffingfordii Common Law
Rules are made to follow and if you don't here what you deserve:
Theft - thumb chopped off (depends on seriousness, this holds for non-aggressive shoplifting)
Armed robbery - seven needles in right eye
Homocide - hands chopped off
Lying - one nail of victims choice peeled off
Treachery - death by face flogging
Fraud - thumbscrews and boiling oil; a fine paid to victim
Embezzlement - thumbscrews and boiling; a fine paid to victim
Rape - firm whipping (200 lashes)
Conspirating - firm flogging (200 lashes)
Adultery - Firm beating with stick (100 strokes) under foot soles
Pedophilia - Death by choice of victim's parents
Necrophilia - Death by slow working poision while being tortured
Sexual Lust (indencent proposals) - 25 whip lashes
Sexual Assault - 50 whip lashes
Sexual Fetishes (scat, animal or any other) - 75 whip lashes
Public Intoxication - one night in a police cell.
The Guffingfordii lawbook is short and to the point. And some people are still wondering why we don't have the lowest crime rates in the world.
Esteemed national leaders,
We like to start a small 'poll' to give ourselves some insight in your policies regarding our government and current actions on the world stage. We have attached a small factbook of our most recent shifts in policy, statements and other facts you need to know. We are not ashamed of what we are, what we do and who we are.
Thanks for your time.
Emperor Constantine,
Absolute Monarch of the Neo-Guffingfordii Empire, ex-colonies of the Guffingfordii Empire
http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/guffingford.jpg
[Attached factbook]
At this time of writing Guffingford is near to three billion and one hundred million citizens in its dominion. This includes all colonies and conquered lands by the Glorious Guffingfordii Empire. Now I shall present you some basic facts of spendations of the Empire.
Government Category: National Socialist State (Nazi Germany model)
Government Priority: Defence
Economic Rating: Frightening
Civil Rights Rating: Below Average
Political Freedoms: Outlawed
Income Tax Rate: 100%
Major Industry: Arms Manufacturing
National Animal: Wak-Wak
National Currency: Shilling
Total Population: 3,136,000,000
Administration: $0.00 0%
No need for administration, this is given to several large corporations. They work more efficient and lowers the workflow from and to the administration.
Social Welfare: $1,968,477,465,427.20 3%
This is very important for promising but poor people of the Empire. They will be given a chance in education facilities or get a decent military education.
Healthcare: $0.00 0%
Very efficient privatized business. Being insured is compulsory in Guffingford so nobody can't be denied treatment. Healthy people are hardworking people.
Education: $13,779,342,257,990.40 21%
85% of the money spent on education goes to officer schooling. Tactics and command make up the most important parts of effective military campaigns so we need well trained and smart officers in command.
Religion & Spirituality: $2,624,636,620,569.60 4%
Church and religion is an important part of life, but part of this money also goes to scientific research. We do not deny the existence of God but we need to understand God's ways better. He designed everything with science so the more we understand, the closer we come to God Himself.
Defence: $28,214,843,671,123.21 43%
Our most important spendation. Classified projects, infantry, airforce, navy, special operations etc etc... All included to make our warmachine as effective as possible. Our motto here is "Less is More". We know how to budget and prioritize and economization is the most important of all. If our numbers don't add up, then our efficiency will drop drasticly.
Law & Order: $9,842,387,327,136.00 15%
Crime doesn't pay in Guffingford that's why a well funded policeforce (incorporated in the army) has been established.
Commerce: $6,561,591,551,424.00 10%
Trade is important for the economy and a subsidized economy provides even more wealth for the people.
Public Transport: $2,624,636,620,569.60 4%
Roads allow better transportation options and gives us a considerable advantage.
The Environment: $0.00 0%
The Wise Peoples of Guffingford know how to treat mother nature. We all live in the same environment and we all die here. Preserving wildlife and forests receives excess money from other government departments.
Social Equality: $0.00 0%
Not needed in Guffingford, we aren't commies.
Exchange Rate: 1 Shilling = $1.3825
Gross Domestic Product: $68,236,478,955,854.86
GDP Per Capita: $22,061.58
Unemployment Rate: 8.30%*
Consumption: $0.00
Government Budget: $82,019,894,392,800.02
Government Expenditures: $65,615,915,514,240.02
Goverment Waste: $16,403,978,878,560.00
Exports: $10,507,091,748,614.84
Imports: $7,886,528,307,000.00
Trade Surplus: $2,620,563,441,614.84
Where does the Guffingfordian live? Our Glorious Empire is located in the German Empire and includes several other nations. We give the best for our people and they deserve no less. Our dominion includes: (earth I)
German Union
Germany - The fatherland of National Socialism and the spirit of nationalism. Prussia and a splendid history of crusading knights. A true paradise on earth.
Poland - Our national breadbasket. Without Poland Guffingford Guffingford would have to live without Prussia as a part of the Empire and the food it provides for our hungry people.
Austria (unrecognized) - Many strong voices demand Austria to be added and incorporated into the German Union. A magnificent and rich history of an empire and an all around great place to live.
Switzerland (unrecognized) - The pounding heart of many Guffingfordii banking corporations. Enjoyed a long history of neutrality but the Führer himself believes Switzerland should be part of Guffingford.
Luxembourg - A very important vein in the frightening Guffingfordii economy. Holds the national gold reserves as well as many other artefacts procured by our agents.
Lithuania - Part of the Prussian provinces. Not really important today but the historical value is what counts.
Kalingrad region (unrecognized) - Conquered by the evil soviet troops when the German defenders were trying hard to keep the city clean. Today it is part of the Soviet Russian Empire.
Outer Guffingford
The Netherlands - A trading hub for centuries, The Netherlands are a key in the Guffingford infrastructure as well as global dock shipping & processing.
Belgium - Farmland and industry to supply the Guffingfordii warmachine.
Finland - Part of the Guffingfordii Empire
Norway - Part of the Guffingfordii Empire
Shetland Islands - Part of the Guffingfordii Empire
Faroe Islands - Part of the Guffingfordii Empire
Religious/important nations
The Holy See - The Holy Seat of the Pope. Very important part of spiritual Guffingford and the world.
Azores - Isolated by nature, these islands are an excellent place for
writers, scientists and other figures who need to rest.
Cape Verde - Same idea as the Azores but this place is meant for CEO's and rich people.
Guffingfordii Common Law
Rules are made to follow and if you don't here what you deserve:
Theft - thumb chopped off (depends on seriousness, this holds for non-aggressive shoplifting)
Armed robbery - seven needles in right eye
Homocide - hands chopped off
Lying - one nail of victims choice peeled off
Treachery - death by face flogging
Fraud - thumbscrews and boiling oil; a fine paid to victim
Embezzlement - thumbscrews and boiling; a fine paid to victim
Rape - firm whipping (200 lashes)
Conspirating - firm flogging (200 lashes)
Adultery - Firm beating with stick (100 strokes) under foot soles
Pedophilia - Death by choice of victim's parents
Necrophilia - Death by slow working poision while being tortured
Sexual Lust (indencent proposals) - 25 whip lashes
Sexual Assault - 50 whip lashes
Sexual Fetishes (scat, animal or any other) - 75 whip lashes
Public Intoxication - one night in a police cell.
The Guffingfordii lawbook is short and to the point. And some people are still wondering why we don't have the lowest crime rates in the world.