NationStates Jolt Archive

ATTN: I am putting a $1 Trillion bounty on Yuna Mannerheim, the Kaiserina of Sevaris. The first nation or person to give her to me alive and unharmed will get $1 Trillion.

King MacDonald

The United States of WyattLand has added Sevaris to it's intelligence dossier, however, we would like to inquire as to why Yuna Mannerheim is wanted by your government. Could you please send us a report on any crimes she has committed with evidence supporting her guilt? Send via telegram to WyattLand. Thank you.

ATTN: I am putting a $1 Trillion bounty on Yuna Mannerheim, the Kaiserina of Sevaris. The first nation or person to give her to me will get $1 Trillion.

King MacDonald

Sam, what the hell? Did I do ANYTHING to merit this?

-Yuna Mannerheim

Secret IC to King Sam McDonald

"1 Trillion Dollars. That's tall paper man. How do you want her dead?"-Jimmy Ru, Head of the Skorpion Inquisition, The People's Republic of MassPwnage.

ooc: Sevaris, check your TGs

Official Statement From The Tech-Com Corporation, Goods Inc., and Infrastracture Inc.
"We refuse to take this assignment due to lack of reason for death... and being a whore(which we sincerely doubt she is) is not good enough."

Without proper reason for her death we will kind of protect Sevaris. Even if she is a slut which I doudt she is that's no reason to go on and kill her.

Sam, what the hell? Did I do ANYTHING to merit this?

-Yuna Mannerheim

Yes, you merited it by being a whore.

King MacDonald

OOC: I haven't noticed mass nukings of Serafima, they're full of whores.

IC:
This is absolutely sick, the fact that some misguided white supremacist scum think she's a whore, doesn't make it so. We urge all nations, DO NOT even attempt to kidnap Yuna, or we will retaliate. We are not interested in your leaders alive, only dead. Remember that. We stand by Sevaris, and unless you wish to be holding a state funeral for your leader, so will all of you.

ooc: deleted. Offer is rescinded though.

thank you

A letter arrives in King MacDonald's office:

"We of the Real ALM would be happy to fulfill this contract for you. We will send a man from the Snake Eater Brigade to negotiate any details."

Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM

A letter arrives in King MacDonald's office:

"We of the Real ALM would be happy to fulfill this contract for you. We will send a man from the Snake Eater Brigade to fulfill this task."

Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM


If you feel that you are up for the task, try it, however she must be completely unharmed.

King MacDonald

OOC: This falls under the category of Terror RP, right?

IC SECRET:

"We will need transport, and a neutral transfer site to accomplish this job. Is that possible?"

Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM

P.S We hve heard of a counter bounty on your head. We could get rid of the enemy for you if you wish.....

OOC: This falls under the category of Terror RP, right?

IC SECRET:

"We will need transport, and a neutral transfer site to accomplish this job. Is that possible?"

Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM

P.S We hve heard of a counter bounty on your head. We could get rid of the enemy for you if you wish.....

OOC: Its a kidnapping.

Secret IC :

Yes, I would like my enemy removed, and you can choose the transfer site and any transportation you need, don't hesitate to ask.

Good Luck,
King MacDonald

King MacDonald

Statement from the Office of the Executor

"For all those interested: I will pay a two trillion dollar bounty for the head of King Samuel MacDonald. His crimes? Abject stupidity and stealing my oxygen. Not to mention inbreeding."

http://www.zellfantasy.it/strate7/ico_cloud2.gif
Executor Xavier Davidson
Executor of the Imperium

OOC: Its a kidnapping.

Secret IC :

Yes, I would like my enemy removed, and you can choose the transfer site and any transportation you need, don't hesitate to ask.

Good Luck,
King MacDonald

King MacDonald


SECRET IC:

"Do you have a site in Morocco or the Azores we can use? We would like to perform the kidnapping in Sevarin Iberia, and send her there, where one of your men can pick her up. If not, we can take her to Kahta ourselves, we have a company that can do so. We may need the aid of youir intellegence services to pinpoint her location, and get us in."

Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM

SECRET IC:

"Do you have a site in Morocco or the Azores we can use? We would like to perform the kidnapping in Sevarin Iberia, and send her there, where one of your men can pick her up. If not, we can take her to Kahta ourselves, we have a company that can do so. We may need the aid of youir intellegence services to pinpoint her location, and get us in."

Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM

Secret IC:


My intelligence services have been unable to locate her, you can send her straight to Kahta if you do find her. Its very easy to get into Sevaris, on a "training" mission I landed a division there and they had to be told we were there.

King MacDonald

OOC: Kahta is Located in the North Atlantic.

Real ALM, The Assassin Empire of The Cottonmouth is willing to assist you in your search for Yuna, and will provide any and all intelligence teams and operatives possible.. even Special Forces teams.. if necessary.. to capture the Kaiserina.

Secret IC:


My intelligence services have been unable to locate her, you can send her straight to Kahta if you do find her. Its very easy to get into Sevaris, on a "training" mission I landed a division there and they had to be told we were there.

King MacDonald

OOC: Kahta is Located in the North Atlantic.

SECRET IC:

"Very well, I think that a simple bunch of plane tickets wil do the job. Our front company, KSC Shipping, will send her straight to Kahta. We willl use the codeword 'the hen is in the coop.'"

Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM

OOC: Once I commit to this, I can just do it? No need to inform Sev? I am new to kidnapping, we mailny specialize in bombings and bank robbery.

Real ALM, The Assassin Empire of The Cottonmouth is willing to assist you in your search for Yuna, and will provide any and all intelligence teams and operatives possible.. even Special Forces teams.. if necessary.. to capture the Kaiserina.

"Agreed, we will need your help to locate her."

Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM

OOC: Once I commit to this, I can just do it? No need to inform Sev? I am new to kidnapping, we mailny specialize in bombings and bank robbery.
OOC: Lots of need to inform Sev, if you don't he'll ignore it. Hell, i'd ignore it anyway. This is absolute BS, I don't know many people who let their leader get kidnapped.

OOC: Lots of need to inform Sev, if you don't he'll ignore it. Hell, i'd ignore it anyway. This is absolute BS, I don't know many people who let their leader get kidnapped.

OOC: I will try get Sev's ok on this, I think it could be a great RP... Its not a matter of him letting his Kaiserina get kidnapped, technically Yuna shouldnt have any idea when or where, or who, is kidnapping her when it goes down. Anything we say about it in here will be a SECRET IC.

SECRET IC:


OOC: Once I commit to this, I can just do it? No need to inform Sev? I am new to kidnapping, we mailny specialize in bombings and bank robbery.

OOC: Yes, you'll need to notify him.

OOC: Kahta, can you do anything plus a two line post?
IC:

As of this ridiculous bounty, it has come to the attention of the People's Council that King Macdonald of Kahta is an exploitary pig and needs to be destroyed. We hereby place a bounty of eight trillion united states dollars on the head of King Macdonald.
People's Council Statement

In other news, several thousand letters have been delivered to King Macdonald saying.. you suck!.

OOC: I would never pay that much. It's just to piss Kahta off :P (ICly)

OOC: Yes, you'll need to notify him.


OOC: I asked him about it....no response yet, obviously, he's offline. Did it in a confused manner, but this is my first outing as a terrorist.

Just had an idea....maybe I can do a Patty Hearst type thing when Sam gets done with Yuna. Just a thought.

OOC: Real ALM, you wouldnt happen to have Instant Messaging, would ya?

I do. You use Yahoo?

OOC: Kahta, can you do anything plus a two line post?


OOC: Going to attack me OOCly? I like to keep my posts short and to the point.

OOC: Going to attack me OOCly? I like to keep my posts short and to the point.

It wasn't an attack. I was just noting that i'd never seen you do anything different.

I do. You use Yahoo?

<<<I do. Check my contacts.

"Nobody will harm Yuna, or they will answer to me, and by translation my father, Harold Fabus, and by translation, his two best friends, Dieter Thaller and Hans Stahlecker."

Dr. Curtis Fabus

<<<I do. Check my contacts.

That's nice, but IE gives me errors.....

Wanna TG me instead?

That's nice, but IE gives me errors.....

Wanna TG me instead?
Use Mozilla Firefox (www.mozilla.com) it's far better than IE.

That's nice, but IE gives me errors.....

Wanna TG me instead?

OOC: Damn, no MSN? I TG'ed you this morning to contact me about another pending issue. I can't check my NS page at work due to damn filters.

OOC: Damn, no MSN? I TG'ed you this morning to contact me about another pending issue. I can't check my NS page at work due to damn filters.

I do have MSN, but it quite simply, is freaking out on me...I could try again, hold on.

"Nobody will harm Yuna, or they will answer to me, and by translation my father, Harold Fabus, and by translation, his two best friends, Dieter Thaller and Hans Stahlecker."

Dr. Curtis Fabus

"We care for no one who stands in our way. Impudent honkies, if you resist us, we will punish you. Simple as that."

Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM

"We care for no one who stands in our way. Impudent honkies, if you resist us, we will punish you. Simple as that."

Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM



"If you harm her, I will crush your nation and break it into pieces so small you'll not know the difference between your nation and grains of sand."


Dr. Curtis Fabus

"If you harm her, I will crush your nation and break it into pieces so small you'll not know the difference between your nation and grains of sand."


Dr. Curtis Fabus

"Foolish old man. The Real ALM is all over the world.....you will not kill all of us. We draw from anime fans all over to lead a neverending jihad. You can never kill us. Send your MSAAS. We will return them to you in little boxes."

Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM

You will find yourself many enemies if you continue to pursue this path, and I will be at the forefront of them. Reconsider, and be spared. Continue.... and your fate will be sealed.

You will find yourself many enemies if you continue to pursue this path, and I will be at the forefront of them. Reconsider, and be spared. Continue.... and your fate will be sealed.

"And if I turned away, I would be cowering to the whims of the haters, those who despise anime for no reason. I simply fight for it, and for the people's right to watch anime. Please, ma'am, I do not hate Jews, but if you resist us, you will be next."

Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM

Who was that last post to?

I believe the kidnapping for now is postponed until I recieve further notice from Kahta and Sevaris.

Who was that last post to?

OOC: Think it was for me.

"And if I turned away, I would be cowering to the whims of the haters, those who despise anime for no reason. I simply fight for it, and for the people's right to watch anime. Please, ma'am, I do not hate Jews, but if you resist us, you will be next."

Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM
We do not hate anime, however, we do hate those who would do anything just for a bit of extra cash, without considering the moral or legal implications. Secondly, my name is Cowlquape Pentephraxis, PM of Sanctaphrax, and I have a feeling if you call me ma'am again, you will not live to see the sun-rise.

...and I have a feeling if you call me ma'am again, you will not live to see the sun-rise.

OOC: LoL...

I may put that in my signature thats priceless.

We do not hate anime, however, we do hate those who would do anything just for a bit of extra cash, without considering the moral or legal implications. Secondly, my name is Cowlquape Pentephraxis, PM of Sanctaphrax, and I have a feeling if you call me ma'am again, you will not live to see the sun-rise.

OOC: Not to jack the thread..

IC:

"Screw the law. The law never helped me. Did the law help me when we petitioned for anime to become a religion? Hell no. Its either bullets or ballots, and we have chosen the bullet. And besides, nobody likes Yuna anyway, so why do you care? And would Ms. Pentephraxis suffice?"

Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM

Yes, you merited it by being a whore.

King MacDonald

Sam, by that logic, you could order the execution of millions of innocent women. You're especially full of shit today, Sam- I'm rather surprised.

-Yuna Mannerheim

"Well, well.....Yuna Mannerheim. Hello. How are you doing? Are you well?"

Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM

"Well, well.....Yuna Mannerheim. Hello. How are you doing? Are you well?"

Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM

"I'm alright..who would you be?"

-Yuna Mannerheim

I will kill this 'Yuna' and return with her head on a platter.

-Barry Paneful, founder and director or RBESH

Send endorsments to the nation of Martollea.

I will kill this 'Yuna' and return with her head on a platter.

-Barry Paneful, founder and director or RBESH

Again, what did I do?

-Yuna Mannerheim

Again, what did I do?

-Yuna Mannerheim

Nothing, babe. But the reward interests me far more than your life does.

-Barry Paneful

"I'm alright..who would you be?"

-Yuna Mannerheim

"I am Kimiko Ayasugi, of the Real Anime Liberation Movement. I head a coalition of anime fans that will not take any more bull from society. The recent acts in PIcaRDMPCia and Winters End have proved that much. You are the Yuna of which they talk trash about?"

Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM

OOC: Sev, check TG's

I will kill this 'Yuna' and return with her head on a platter.

-Barry Paneful, founder and director or RBESH

"Very funny, we got here first."

"Snake" Monahan
Daimyo
Snake Eater Brigade
The Real ALM

ooc: Roach, the instructions said
"bring back alive"

People im sure most everyone here would kill or capture the Kaiserina of Sevaris for $1 trillion, but im not so sure Kahta is still wanting this. I would wait until he posts again before you start making any more offers.. theres enough here already (including mine, not to mention).

Shikoku Yaburi
Emperor of The Cottonmouth

OOC: Got it....Not to be annoying, Sevaris, Check TG's. If you have, are you up for it?

OOC: Got it....Not to be annoying, Sevaris, Check TG's. If you have, are you up for it?

Yuna's already been involved in too many kidnapping plots already. I'm not really in the mood for it to happen again.

Yuna's already been involved in too many kidnapping plots already. I'm not really in the mood for it to happen again.

OOC: Tis a shame...got any minor leaders you wouldn't mind doing a kidnap with?

It would've been cool.....