The Real ALM
29-12-2004, 02:09
Speaking from an unknown location in the Merchant Guilds, Kimiko Ayasugi released this video onto the Internet.
"Fellow otakus. I call upon you to day to perform a great purpose. The show Seinfeld is a terrible and disgusting, wooden influence on TV, and a sad example of how non-anime programming has hit new lows, and has brought great shame to the Jewish people. Thank God it was canceled. It's sad excuse for comedy and postmodernism was a earsore for the ages, and its dependency on contrived skits, like much of non-anime media, ruined its chances of improvement. Now, I need your support in hunting down all of those who worked on this abomination. I especially want the whereabouts of Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David. They are to be purged. This is not indicative of anti-Semitism, for we have many Jewish otakus as part of the 'Hebrew Hammer Brigade.' Any nation saying such shall be targeted for Jihad."
OOC: Please don't delete this. Seriously.
"Fellow otakus. I call upon you to day to perform a great purpose. The show Seinfeld is a terrible and disgusting, wooden influence on TV, and a sad example of how non-anime programming has hit new lows, and has brought great shame to the Jewish people. Thank God it was canceled. It's sad excuse for comedy and postmodernism was a earsore for the ages, and its dependency on contrived skits, like much of non-anime media, ruined its chances of improvement. Now, I need your support in hunting down all of those who worked on this abomination. I especially want the whereabouts of Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David. They are to be purged. This is not indicative of anti-Semitism, for we have many Jewish otakus as part of the 'Hebrew Hammer Brigade.' Any nation saying such shall be targeted for Jihad."
OOC: Please don't delete this. Seriously.