NationStates Jolt Archive

The Oppressed Peoples of Asshelmets have dispatched 5 separate teams of assassins to kill the family and friends of Nicolas Dannon, The Democratic State Assembly of Pilot's UN delegate, in retailiation for his nefarious plan to raise our taxes and divert resources away from our priorities in favor of his obsessions.

We fully expect that war will break out as a result, and ask the world for help in avenging this abomination done to people around the globe.

Unfortunately, before your country could export the assassins, it was destroyed by 100 Pilotan-made ICSBM4s armed with 50 megaton nuclear warheads.

We wish you luck with your new country, as you can no longer use this account because the country has been destroyed. Thanks for playing NationStates.

Idiots!

You just nuked Asshelmetania!

Learn to read a !@#$%^&* map, moron!