Metslandia
29-12-2004, 00:20
Democracy Plaza, Metslandia- In Metslandian elections today, Moderat Conservative and former President John Howard Taft was voted out of office today in a turbulent election in which 4 men ran a close race. The winner, from the Radical Republican party, Mr. Luigi DiDonna, beat out Taft and the Liberal Party's Heron and the Pacifist Party's Puglise. Mr. DiDonna is aiming for a ban on gay marriages, a full ban on abortions, and abolishment of welfare for starters. He also aims to build more nukes and stockpile more Nerve gas and build Bio weapons to cause Influenza and a new type of bomb to do nothing but emit large amounts of radiation. How this man got elected, I don't know, but he was clearly the underdog. Just last week, Taft led in the polls with 60%, Heron was second with 25%, Puglise was 3rd with 13%, and Mr. DiDonna only had 2%. Election fraud is being inspected.