NationStates Jolt Archive

Hong Kong (AP)- Today, Gordon Lew, angered by the rising level of violence sparked by the Real ALM, announced today that the group would have 72 hours to leave its Newport City commune in the Xinjiang Province.

He was very frank about the situatution.


"I'm tired of this b**s**t. Those a**es have been ornery since they lost their chance to become a religion, and now, we're paying the price. We tried to let you have your own commune, we tried to be nice, but this reactor explosion is too much. Goodbye. You have 72 hours to get out or face the wrath of our troops."

"Honestly. Ever heard of assertive behaviors that are healthy, like ignoring people or saying no or telling the authorities on your assailants? Guess not. You immature f**ks lost your rights to life liberty and property. You lose your citizenship as of now. You are nonpersons. Get out of here."

Troops have been mobilized, and as of now, CRF and SOG agents are ready for any operation should a problem rise.

OOC: The Real ALM was a spinoff of this thread:http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=384508, and as a result, I made them into a puppet nation.

Yes they were real sore about losing the vote, and yes, they have gone postal. As a result, I will RP removing them from my nation myself.

bump for comments....?

OOC: Wait, wait, wait; you mean you are the same person as the Real ALM, or...what?
IC: PIcaRDMPCia is very grateful for this action, as the death tolls in our country climb ever higher thanks to their hidious actions.

Well do to the fact that we are too busy rebuilding Asia Minor, yet we said this" Have fun killing the nutjobs!"

OOC: Wait, wait, wait; you mean you are the same person as the Real ALM, or...what?
IC: PIcaRDMPCia is very grateful for this action, as the death tolls in our country climb ever higher thanks to their hidious actions.

OOC: Yes...they were part of a thread I made earlier involving a vote to legalize anime as a religion. I got the idea that, basically, since these guys wished to seek the protection of the status of a religion, they would inevitably get really sore at the loss of their chance to do so.....after all, I am an anime fan myself and I do notice anime gets little or no respect in RL, so why not earn yourself soem brownie points and become a religion? If at the very least it will save you tax money (it does in Upper Xen).

However, since their measure failed, I imagined these guys as anime fans taken to the edge, that is, guys who won't take it anymore, especially since they lost a vital vote. As a result. they took up arms, and when President Carpenter spoke out about them, they launced the two terror assaults.

So yes, I am the same person as the RALM. I made them as a puppet, and they are the puppet of a more established nation, to let you know. I just wanted to provide some background for them. I am still expelling them from their commune, so if anybody wishes to shelter this group, let me know.

OOC: Since I am funding them I would be willing to harbour them... UX.

OOC: THat's cool.

IC:
Hong Kong, (AP)-

TOday, the Home Department has announced that effective immediately, the 72 hour deadline has passed. However, this seems to have had an effect, as the RALM has accepted an offer to move to an undisclosed location.

Speaking from a customized Gulfstream Jet, Kimiko Ayasugi was heard to be saying, "So long, mo**f**kers! I didn't like this a**hole nation anyway. Kiss my a**, I'm moving to somewhere that likes us."

OOC: Well PIcaRDMPCia, at least now I don't have to worry as much about sending advisers over to help and having them blown to smithereens by fanatics?

IC: The Protectorate applauds the purging of the RALM fanatics by the government of Upper Xen. It was only a matter of time before they would turn on your nation as well. It is in all of our best interests if these terrorists were left on a deserted island where they could destroy each other rather than innocent citizens. *looks around for a deserted island in the middle of nowhere*

OOC: Well PIcaRDMPCia, at least now I don't have to worry as much about sending advisers over to help and having them blown to smithereens by fanatics?



OOC: No offense, but the RALM is a very ornery group, and who knows what they might do.....

OOC: Well PIcaRDMPCia, at least now I don't have to worry as much about sending advisers over to help and having them blown to smithereens by fanatics?

IC: The Protectorate applauds the purging of the RALM fanatics by the government of Upper Xen. It was only a matter of time before they would turn on your nation as well. It is in all of our best interests if these terrorists were left on a deserted island where they could destroy each other rather than innocent citizens. *looks around for a deserted island in the middle of nowhere*

Henrytopia, check TG's.

OOC: Late reply, I know. >_> I had some stuff to deal with at home.
IC: PIcaRDMPCia is ashamed that anyone would harbor such criminals, but understands that it must be done. As for anyone sending advisors...we assure that nation that they will be kept as safe as possible.

OOC: Just a point you cannot know I am harbouring them it was OOC and it's been suggusted Secret IC in another thread.

OOC: Late reply, I know. >_> I had some stuff to deal with at home.
IC: PIcaRDMPCia is ashamed that anyone would harbor such criminals, but understands that it must be done. As for anyone sending advisors...we assure that nation that they will be kept as safe as possible.

OOC: I would say that claim fell a little short in light of recent events would you say so?

The humanitarian aide workers sent to assist the PIcaRDMPCia government were brutally murdered yesterday afternoon while most of them were taking a much needed break and having supper.