The Real ALM: Defending Otakus the World Over!
The Real ALM
27-12-2004, 20:25
Gathering a crowd in the desert commune of Newport City in Xenizen Xinjiang, and taping it for the world to see, "Shogun" Kimiko Ayasugi addressed a crowd of people in Japanese school uniforms (black army outfits for men and girls in muted sailor suits), brandishing an RPG-7.
"Fellow Otakus! The elections in have proven that the ballot is no way to secure our rights. The recent vote, controlled by the haters, has been used to defeat us. Will we submit to more years of humilitation!? I think not!"
"John Locke said that men form governments to defend their rights, and that men have the right to overthrow their governments should they prove unresponsive and tyrannical. The Government of Gordon Lew has proved itself to be as such. It has used the tyranny of the majority to deny us otakus the right to defend our way of life. Now, we must take up arms, since they have given us no other choice."
"There are those who would say we must continue to use the ballot, that revolt is not the way. But they are cowards, and they are wrong, and fail to see that recent vote is ample proof. They are to be executed. They are to be purged, for they pose a threat to our way. They have corrupted our movement, and that is why we have seperated ourselves to form the Real Anime Liberation Movement."
"I therefore, urge not only otakus in Upper Xen, but also otakus worldwide, to begin a holy jihad agaisnt the government of Gordon Lew, and other nations that have made measures to persecute anime. Also, we urge all otakus to begin jihad against those who celebrate Festivus and follow Yiff culture, they are deviants to be purged."
"Any otakus that wish to join us will recieve our support, and any otakus under attack will be defended by us. Any attacks on otakus will be met with twice the violence. Any attempts to ban anime and manga will be met with a campaign of liberation and missionary work."
"You may see us as a pun, you might see us as the lighter side of the news, but we are not to be screwed with. Try and see."
OOC: Looking for recruits, and any Terror RP ideas.
MassPwnage
27-12-2004, 20:29
"What's Anime???"-Lien Wuzi, People's Republic of MassPwnage Minister of People's Affairs.
The Merchant Guilds
27-12-2004, 20:32
OOC: Heh really great. Post later... so you are terrorising for the protection of Anime :D Great stuff... i'll sponser you just for the originality of it... besides the fact I love Anime in RL. :P
The Real ALM
27-12-2004, 20:35
OOC: And to fight Festivus and Yiff.
I love Anime myself....this is a spinoff of the "Million Man March on Hong Kong Thread."
PIcaRDMPCia
27-12-2004, 20:39
PIcaRDMPCia is appauled that any nation would consort to terrorism in the name of mere animation; we intend on starting an alliance against the Real ALM.
-President Carpenter
The Real ALM
27-12-2004, 20:49
"Anime is not mere animation, it is a way of life that embraces art, and it develops spiritual discipline via drawing, and promotes healthy social contact. You will be added to our list of nations targeted for jihad for your ignorance."
Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM
OOC: Wanna do a terror RP?
PIcaRDMPCia
27-12-2004, 20:52
"Anime is not mere animation, it is a way of life that embraces art, and it develops spiritual discipline via drawing, and promotes healthy social contact. You will be added to our list of nations targeted for jihad for your ignorance."
Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM
OOC: Wanna do a terror RP?
OOC: Sure; we can start it by you claiming responsibility for the terrorist attack against my nation in this thread: http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=384842
The Real ALM
27-12-2004, 21:05
OOC: Anybody else wish to flame or back the ALM?
MassPwnage
27-12-2004, 21:11
ooc: i suggest answering my minister's question, he's forcing you define anime so that a loophole can be found.
"So, what makes anime different from all other forms of art, besides the fact that it is Japanese?"
The Real ALM
27-12-2004, 21:26
"Anime is not only Japanese, it is a unique hybrid of Western comic art and Japanese art that is infused with many layers of Japanese culture. The way this differs it from other forms is that it is a truly international art form, one where East and West can join forces to bring ideas to life. It also is motre mature than much of Western animation and comic art, we actually bother to put thought into our books and shows and explain it."
Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM
MassPwnage
27-12-2004, 21:35
ooc: that doesn't make anime different from many american graphical novels.
"Hmm... I see. Well, I did some checking, there seems to be a small anime fan community in our nation, numbering 5-10 individuals. Oh well, no sense in harming them, but, the People's Republic of MassPwnage condemns ALM as a terrorist organization used for non-military purposes."
Upper Xen
27-12-2004, 21:36
"Letting you know, anybody that backs the RALM will face our wrath. We used a fair democratic process, and they don't like the results. Tough. That's democracy. Use some common sense, and actually bother to develop some assertive behaviors. I am a fan of anime, but that doesn't mean I go crying to my mommy every time I get insulted."
Gordon Lew
President
Rep. Of Upper Xen
The Real ALM
27-12-2004, 21:46
ooc: that doesn't make anime different from many american graphical novels.
"Hmm... I see. Well, I did some checking, there seems to be a small anime fan community in our nation, numbering 5-10 individuals. Oh well, no sense in harming them, but, the People's Republic of MassPwnage condemns ALM as a terrorist organization used for non-military purposes."
"Whatever, your opinion will not affect our struggle against the Man to defend otakus everywhere."
Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM
The Real ALM
27-12-2004, 21:59
OOC: Sure; we can start it by you claiming responsibility for the terrorist attack against my nation in this thread: http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=384842
OOC: Did that. Got any major airports?
The Real ALM
27-12-2004, 22:31
bump for any other nations that wish to RP terror attacks.
The Real ALM
27-12-2004, 22:54
bump for interest....
The Real ALM
27-12-2004, 23:24
Bump once again for interest....sign up here (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=384894)
The Merchant Guilds
28-12-2004, 00:11
OOC: Well I promised i'd post.
Secret IC:
To: The Real ALM
In the interests of Chaos, we would be willing to fund your actions. What sort of capital would you be willing to operate will on. We would also like some information about your group to be transmitted on accompanying frequency Ultraviolet.
The number of members your organisation has.
Intended target nations.
Regards,
The Shadows,
The Real ALM
28-12-2004, 00:25
OOC: We are modern tech.
IC:
"We are interested in using hard currency, such as gold and silver bars. We have about 5,000,000 people living in Newport City, our HQ, and 100,000 available for operations. We have two definite targets in mind:
Pacitalia (they banned anime)
Upper Xen
Anybody else who has banned anime or celebrates Festivus or allows Yiff culture to exist, let us know. They must be purged."
Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM
The Merchant Guilds
28-12-2004, 00:43
OOC: Yeah, I operate as both but quite seperate.
Secret IC:
That is quite acceptable to us.
We will transfer 100,000 Gold bars to the location noted in this attachment for you to pick up at the appointed time.
We ask additionally that in exchange for this generous actions by ourselves, that we be able to call upon your abilities in the future for one action.
Regards,
The Shadows,
The Real ALM
28-12-2004, 00:45
IC SECRET:
"Will this be against a nation that embraces Yiff, Festivus, or hates Anime?"
Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM
The Real ALM
28-12-2004, 02:21
bump for any interested participants who wish to back us......
The Merchant Guilds
28-12-2004, 10:41
Secret IC:
Not nessacarily, although be assured they will certainly deserve what we will ask of you.
Everything comes with a price tag, this is ours.
Regards,
The Shadows,
The Real ALM
28-12-2004, 14:16
SECRET IC:
"Thank you. May God and the Spirit of Yamato Damaiishi go with you."
Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM
The Real ALM
28-12-2004, 22:14
We are looking for other supporters and and volunteers, seeing as how we have been expelled from Upper Xen.
The Merchant Guilds
29-12-2004, 10:08
Secret IC:
You are welcome to move your headquarters to our Earth area of Alpha Colony, we can arrange pick up for all your personnel to it. This will allow you a nice base to attack persons from and expand your organisation.
Regards,
The Shadows,
OOC: Told you I would do it, UX.