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eScrew Radical Zen Master burned UN flag as a sign of protest against UN globalization policies. eScrew knows that UN is just a front for multinational corporations who want to destroy local laws and rape our mother nature. eScrew will destroy UN by exposing their lies and corporate propaganda.

eScrew Radical Zen Master burned UN flag as a sign of protest against UN globalization policies. eScrew knows that UN is just a front for multinational corporations who want to destroy local laws and rape our mother nature. eScrew will destroy UN by exposing their lies and corporate propaganda.
President Carpenter of PIcaRDMPCia issues this statement:
Clearly you do not understand the United Nations in any way. The UN is dedicated to upholding peace and tranquility throughout the world. We will oppose any military actions commited by EScrew.

eScrew is fighting Spiritual War. Our weapon is our honesty and dedication to the principle of Absolute Freedom. Those who try to attack us will be destroyed by their own people. eScrew has Radical Zen Cells in every nation. Be careful when you threaten eScrew Zen Master!

eScrew is fighting Spiritual War. Our weapon is our honesty and dedication to the principle of Absolute Freedom. Those who try to attack us will be destroyed by their own people. eScrew has Radical Zen Cells in every nation. Be careful when you threaten eScrew Zen Master!
OOC: Dude, you sound like a n00bie. You're clearly new to RPing.
IC: We will not attack directly; we will simply halt any military action against the UN or it's member nations.
President Carpenter.

ESCREW needs to sort out spiritual values before he does anything there is a nice thread about that something like what is your take one religion made a few posts meself check it out

...Those who try to attack us will be destroyed by their own people. eScrew has Radical Zen Cells in every nation...
(OOC) That would be godmodding. You can not RP another nations people. It might be helpful to checkout the godmodding sticky in this forum.

eScrew issued an order to activate all eScrew Radical Zen Masters in PIcaRDMPCia. eScrew Radical Zen Masters will begin teaching citizens of PIcaRDMPCia the way toward freedom. PIcaRDMPCia is a perfect example of oppression with Slavery Tax Rate of 100%!!!!!!!! Millions of PIcaRDMPCia expressing their wish to overthrow the government and join eScrew. Join eScrew revolution and realize freedom!!!!!!!

(OOC) That would be godmodding. You can not RP another nations people. It might be helpful to checkout the godmodding sticky in this forum.

(OOC) with 100% tax rate government is weak and vulnerable for take over by radical forces.

(OOC) with 100% tax rate government is weak and vulnerable for take over by radical forces.
OOC: You clearly do not understand roleplaying at all. I refuse to participate any further in this.

OOC: You clearly do not understand roleplaying at all. I refuse to participate any further in this.

OCC: I am looking for people with revolutionary mindset to play a game many of you will find pointless. However, this game would be really fun for me since I enjoy playing with spiritual ideas in political context. :)

OCC: I am looking for people with revolutionary mindset to play a game many of you will find pointless. However, this game would be really fun for me since I enjoy playing with spiritual ideas in political context. :)
OOC: Suddenly you seem intelligent; however, I see no reason to participate in this role play since even with that novel idea you still godmod.

OOC: Suddenly you seem intelligent; however, I see no reason to participate in this role play since even with that novel idea you still godmod.

OOC: I was just a child when USSR broke up and I felt on my own skin how revolution in thinking can destroy huge and powerful empire. I feel the same way will happen with Western world. That is why I would enjoy playing this silly game. I can't wait for the fun part to start rolling! :)

Suddenly, Nergal appeared above the nation, his pale majesty and huge form easy dwarfing it, as his head reached up above the atmosphere. Standing on Jupiter, holding a bat, was Ereshkigal, Nergal's consort. She nodded to him, indicating she was ready.

Nergal bent down and scooped the nation of EScrew up out of the Earth, packing the nation and it's people into a tight ball. Then, doing the normal wind-up of a pitcher in a baseball game, he launched the nation at Ereshkigal, hoping it would shoot past her. Much to his surprise, she swung and hit the nation dead-on, sending EScrew flying straight into the Andromeda Galaxy, where it landed in a black hole to be forever IGNORED.

"Hmm. I'll be over at your place tonight to clean your bathroom," Nergal saiid, replacing the empty spot where EScrew once sat with unsettled land full of plants, wildlife, etc.

Collective consciousness of eScrew recorded that experience as a mystical expression of Zen while many Radical Zen Masters dismissed it as a creation of mind not worthy of attention and continued their training for the benefit of all.

Well why Don't you just tell everyone What the UN is doing and distroy them on a International level they may stell exist but they will lose there respect and don't worry zen masters in my nation can treach all they want but my people stand Behide The Imperial Soviet Council of Soviet leaders. just let the info go out.

Emperor,Romakov:"That should be good."
Secertary:"Yes that is good."
Emperor,Romakov: "good send this to EScrew."
Secertary: "Yes Sire."

the Secertary was named Sam she was a hot female that was only 21 years of age the Emperor liked her vary much.


Emperor,Romakov or his full name Alexander,Romakov he is only 31 and he is most respected offical in are nation he is a blond hair blue eyes he stands about 6.3" tall weights about 150 mostly mussle.


Plz Don't PISS THIS NATION OFF OR SOME ZEN MASTERS WILL DIE!

eScrew issued an order to activate all eScrew Radical Zen Masters in PIcaRDMPCia. eScrew Radical Zen Masters will begin teaching citizens of PIcaRDMPCia the way toward freedom. PIcaRDMPCia is a perfect example of oppression with Slavery Tax Rate of 100%!!!!!!!! Millions of PIcaRDMPCia expressing their wish to overthrow the government and join eScrew. Join eScrew revolution and realize freedom!!!!!!!

You've taken godmodding to a whole new level.

Dictator Rabek Jeris was just about to announce his support and propose a new treaty that would supply eScrew with all the ethically questionable weapons that it could ever need.... when he noticed that eScrew no longer exists. Too bad.

Collective consciousness of eScrew recorded that experience as a mystical expression of Zen while many Radical Zen Masters dismissed it as a creation of mind not worthy of attention and continued their training for the benefit of all.

He just doesn't get it.

HE"S IGNORING YOU!!! HE"S FIGHTING GODMOD WITH GODMOD!!!


*About to shoot ignore cannons*

OOC: I was just a child when USSR broke up and I felt on my own skin how revolution in thinking can destroy huge and powerful empire. I feel the same way will happen with Western world. That is why I would enjoy playing this silly game. I can't wait for the fun part to start rolling! :)
OOC:The USSR broke up because the West didn't. The powerful empire was destroyed by the efforts of another powerful empire. Classic example of good vs evil for ya.

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UNITED NATIONS RESOLUTION #2
Scientific Freedom

A resolution to reduce barriers to free trade and commerce.

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This is the legal basis for the introduction of so-called "Mark Of The Beast" also known as Micro Chip Inside The Brain.

OOC:The USSR broke up because the West didn't. The powerful empire was destroyed by the efforts of another powerful empire. Classic example of good vs evil for ya.

eScrew Zen teaches to avoid making judgments when you don't have direct experience of the issue at hand.

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UNITED NATIONS RESOLUTION #2
Scientific Freedom

A resolution to reduce barriers to free trade and commerce.

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This is the legal basis for the introduction of so-called "Mark Of The Beast" also known as Micro Chip Inside The Brain.

OOC: Wha? What the hell does free trade have to do with microchips in the brain? Are you RPing a nutjob, or are you serious?

OOC:He still exsit just someone ignored him thats all but if these zen masters start to work in my nation he might not.


Imperial Soviet Council Just voted 100%/0% that the zen masters will be put in prison and will be charged with Being a spy and ether deported to EScrew or exacuted. If you see a zen master plz alert the military.

there are 0 zen masters from are nation and zen masters frome your nation will stick out like well they will be vary easy to find and ...

Escrew needs to find out that there are some 40,000 nations in the U.N and they don't like to be annoyed by a little nation. Telegram me for further information.

eScrew Zen teaches to avoid making judgments when you don't have direct experience of the issue at hand.
OOC:You don't need to have direct experience, historical record is enough. Oppressive Communist regime who loves to ship people to gulags, keep them in poverty, and slaughter them wholesale? Yup, sounds like evil to me.

Nuclear Missiles? 200 Billion
Roasted Zen masters? Priceless

LOL LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ROFL


for every thing else there is MasterCard

OOC: Wha? What the hell does free trade have to do with microchips in the brain? Are you RPing a nutjob, or are you serious?
RPing?

eScrew has always been a nutjob!

OOC: Wha? What the hell does free trade have to do with microchips in the brain? Are you RPing a nutjob, or are you serious?

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Description: The people of Genius have long stood for Scientific freedom. By ensuring that peaceful and responsible scientists can research by their own accord, and in any nation they please, technology will move forward, and trade will increase.

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This means that UN law is above local law. If eScrew wants to ban human cloning and eScrew is member of UN, UN law prevails. Next thing you know some terrorist blows a city with a nuke and UN declares martial law across the globe. That's when the chipping comes in. You can thank eScrew later for giving you a warning.

Are fleet is ready.
http://s92321320.onlinehome.us/ImpFleet.gif

oh and are nation that is in the NS world is mordern/future tech

There should be a UN resolution not to let paranoid Zen Masters on NS.

But that's just me.

The people of my nation will not be taken in by the tomfoolery of the "Zen Masters." I have many troops to spare in case your "Zen Masters" want to duke it out.

And "Zen Masters" doesn't even deserve to be uppercase.

The Protectorate has dibs on any pens left behind when the zen masters are ousted from the premesis.

Thank You.

Global terror attack is coming. When it happens UN will pass Global Patriot Resolution. UN will do what US did after 9/11, grab as much power and possible and scare as many of you as possible. You will beg UN to take away your freedom in the name of global war on terror. Enjoy your mind control device. Don't break any thought-crime laws...

Does anybody have a mental hospital or something? This post could really use one.

EScrew you are not going to win with war or any other thing so plz stop before ether you start the zen masters ether get killed or you get war decleared on you ok how big is you military or what is your pop

Global terror attack is coming. When it happens UN will pass Global Patriot Resolution. UN will do what US did after 9/11, grab as much power and possible and scare as many of you as possible. You will beg UN to take away your freedom in the name of global war on terror. Enjoy your mind control device. Don't break any thought-crime laws...

Since when are you mister Fortune teller?

Anywhoo, the UN is controlled by the nations, and nothing will happen that will cause the program to go corrupt, ok? It's just a game, and the UN is programed not to do anything out of the ordinary.

6 million VS 2.031 billion + anyone else who is going to have zen masters in there nation


this is not a threat



Oh and Bring it on Zen masters Vs. Stormtroppers and Sith

that will be fun

EScrew you are not going to win with war or any other thing so plz stop before ether you start the zen masters ether get killed or you get war decleared on you ok how big is you military or what is your pop

Well, his population is 6 million. And 5% of 6 million is...

300,000. He has a military of less than 500,000.

The Protectorate grabs his tin-foil mind control beanie and puts it on while he continues to watch the Ladies of Nationstates Panty Auction (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=383718) on channel 459..

"Fredrick, get me another margarita please.."

My military 40,620,000 so don't piss us off plz for your good

Sorry to OOC but

OOC: This is a smart thread

OOC: Anarchy 92, would you like a tin foil mind-control beanie so you can sit back and watch the action?

My military 40,620,000 so don't piss us off plz for your good

OOC:Logisticilly impossible.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v347/UthRptr2/Ignored.jpg

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Description: The people of Genius have long stood for Scientific freedom. By ensuring that peaceful and responsible scientists can research by their own accord, and in any nation they please, technology will move forward, and trade will increase.

===============================

This means that UN law is above local law. If eScrew wants to ban human cloning and eScrew is member of UN, UN law prevails. Next thing you know some terrorist blows a city with a nuke and UN declares martial law across the globe. That's when the chipping comes in. You can thank eScrew later for giving you a warning.
I'm against the UN, but the resolution you provided only called for free trade. If you don't want the UN to have jurisdiction over your country, leave the UN.

Global terror attack is coming. When it happens UN will pass Global Patriot Resolution. UN will do what US did after 9/11, grab as much power and possible and scare as many of you as possible. You will beg UN to take away your freedom in the name of global war on terror. Enjoy your mind control device. Don't break any thought-crime laws...
OOC:The Patriot act did nothing of the sort. Also, the UN has no RL jurisdiction. The NS UN does have it, but by no means are you required to join.

I wonder if he/she/it Has anything to do with The Mighty Lu Bu

I wonder if he/she/it Has anything to do with The Mighty Lu Bu

Yes, hmm...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v347/UthRptr2/Ignored.jpg
OOC: That's great. :D

between the Henrytopian Minister of Defence and the Commander of the HDC..

"Are you sure the image they saw in the telescope was for real Yannick?"

"Yes Markus, look for yourself, the proof is irrefutable.."

as he looked into the eyepiece he let out a gasp.. "Good Lord EScrew has done it now and they have now drawn the ultimate wrath upon them, they have summoned.. the Death Star.."

You could barely make it out through the telescope, but it was coming.. oh it was coming.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v282/zerogeeR6/NationStates/deathstar.jpg

Dictator Rabek Jeris, seeing that the money and power was strongly against eScrew, shifts his offers to the nations seeking to destroy eScrew. Let the bidding begin on Rabek Jeris' stockpile of ethically questionable weapons...

Global terror attack is coming. When it happens UN will pass Global Patriot Resolution. UN will do what US did after 9/11, grab as much power and possible and scare as many of you as possible. You will beg UN to take away your freedom in the name of global war on terror. Enjoy your mind control device. Don't break any thought-crime laws...

This didn't scare me at all, but then again I never really cared about "9/11"

Well, his population is 6 million. And 5% of 6 million is...

300,000. He has a military of less than 500,000.

Every single citizen of eScrew is a Spiritual Warrior in the Art of Radical Zen. Our best weapon is wisdom, or best armor is truth and unity! Conventional army has very little wisdom and tons of hate. Your solders will go mad in due time because too much hate will lead to insanity. Balance is the way of wisdom.

Ahh but the Death Star cares not what it destroys.. well the Borg or the Goa'uld don't care either so.

Ahh but the Death Star cares not what it destroys.. well the Borg or the Goa'uld don't care either so.

Your hate is your worst Death Star which you can never escape unless you realize freedom.

"Your solders will go mad in due time because too much hate will lead to
insanity"

Hmmmmmmm, in that case I'm gonna get more att...err...Defense Satellites
:D

Your hate is your worst Death Star which you can never escape unless you realize freedom.
OOC: Dude, no one is going for the RP. It's not worth trying after. >_>

Ahh but the Death Star cares not what it destroys.. well the Borg or the Goa'uld don't care either so.

The Borg and the Goa'uld steal technology, they don't really go around destroying stuff (well maybe the Goa'uld do but that's because they don't know any better)

Meh, don't try to figure out my ignore pictures, because, for all the logic you apply, the less sence its going to make.

OOC: I thought the ignore pictures were a trip.. I had to ride your tails and throw in the Death Star for good measure though. Hope you don't mind?

Region of Zen is home for over 13 billion Radical Zen Masters and students. Join Zen region and realize freedom. :fluffle:

Region of Zen is home for over 13 billion Radical Zen Masters and students. Join Zen region and realize freedom. :fluffle:

So, it is just one big cult?

Escrew, are you a mindless-smelly-hippie-with-more-lice-than-common-knowledge? Come on, all this crap your writing makes you sound like a lunatic who just injected heroine into his penis. Your Population: 7 million. Wow you are powerful aren't you?**






**you should be able to smell the sarcasm.

MUst...reist....the urge....to nuke...hand...getting....so....close....to...big....red...shiny......button

Careful, you may invoke the wrath of the zen and next thing you know we will be reading some 'International Incident' that will surely be a mess.

OOC: Too bad we can't see inline images when they are posted.. blah.

~ Aimless tripps and falls on the button that unleashes 2 nukes conventily headed toward Escrew and those cult bastards.~

" Well. Im gonna go get a coffe now."

Die Hippies Die In The Fires Of Hell!.

Ok everybody, the hippies are fried and ready!

Who wants Hippie Bisque? Hippie Hamburger? Hippie Ala Mingon? Hippie Stew?

As a spy plane hovers over Escrew territory they took pictures, pictures of burning hippies and they're ever so disgusting bell-bottoms.

Its a waste of hippie thats what it is! Slaves - indeed rainbow dressed disgustingly radical hippies - but none the less.......slaves!

~ Aimless tripps and falls on the button that unleashes 2 nukes conventily headed toward Escrew and those cult bastards.~

" Well. Im gonna go get a coffe now."

BREAKING NEWS

The Republic of Zackaroth just unleashed two powerful nukes aimed at the heart of Zen region. All Radical Zen Masters and students must immediately enter the state of Nirvana and absorb nuke energy into the Crown Chakra. Such event will be very beneficial for the energy body as well as to the spiritual development of all.

Hopefully the nuke energy will explode the heads of your hippie underdogs :eek:

Hopefully the nuke energy will explode the heads of your hippie underdogs :eek:

You will be surprised but several powerful Radical Zen Masters absorbed ALL nuclear energy. Later they apologized for their behavior and promised to compensate this lost opportunity to learn by alternative means.

Damn Zen Masters! I see the only way to kill these beings is to blow there heads off! But that would mean a costly invasion which would only have the point of hunting down Zen Masters

You will be surprised but several powerful Radical Zen Masters absorbed ALL nuclear energy. Later they apologized for their behavior and promised to compensate this lost opportunity to learn by alternative means.And I'm Elvis :rolleyes:

On behalf of the Protectorate, I would like to ask for an autograph Elvis.

OOC: I was just a child when USSR broke up and I felt on my own skin how revolution in thinking can destroy huge and powerful empire. I feel the same way will happen with Western world. That is why I would enjoy playing this silly game. I can't wait for the fun part to start rolling! :)
OOC:Yes well, communisim allways leads to an ologarchy which by definition is just as immposible as the "communisim" it disguises it self as, as for the "Western World" falling, not likely, you see while communism created the "illusion" that the peole were all equal when that is never the case, capitalism creates the "illusion" that the common man has control over his/her own life, thus fooling the masses into a peacefull submission, as where "communisim" is allways violent submission. Your theroy is flawed in the fact you still beleive communism can work, given if it could work without becoming corrupt it would truly be benificial, but sadly we all only human.

BREAKING NEWS

The Republic of Zackaroth just unleashed two powerful nukes aimed at the heart of Zen region. All Radical Zen Masters and students must immediately enter the state of Nirvana and absorb nuke energy into the Crown Chakra. Such event will be very beneficial for the energy body as well as to the spiritual development of all.

Can't stop laughing, it's just too funny! LMFAO!

My chakra needs alignment, perhaps I should call a zen master, no wait, lets not do that..