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No political regime is safe. eScrew Zen will bring freedom to every single nation and region in the world. eScrew does not care if you're running a democracy or dictatorship. The nature of any government is the same. Government enslaves its people. Even if people really love their government they are still slaves because they don't know any better. That's where eScrew comes in. eScrew will destroy all government conditioning and mind control. eScrew will unite the world in a way UN could not even imagine. One true master like Buddha or Jesus can destroy the modern equivalent of Roman Empire. Imagine what one million Radical Zen masters can do... :headbang: :sniper:

uh huh. And you're gonna fight against trillions of people with mind-control? Getta life hippie.

And how pray, are you going to get into my nation?

EScrew you dont seem to understand...you have a population of 7 million - that covers about 1 regiment of my army

We will not be intimidated, fanatic. Not all Governments enslave people, but all militant religious leaders like yourself enslave followers. Any attempt to enslave us will be met with force greater than you can resist.

Official Government Message

The Government of Foolish Pesants is quite disturbed by the initiation of such training. We feel that this will lead to an imbalance of power concerning your nation, and, more importantly, lead to a Radical Zen Master gap. We simply cannot allow such a gap to come into existance, though we cannot stop you from training Zen Masters, we can however train our own. This will help ensure that no Kung-Fu style ass kickings will befall us in the near future as well as give the tourists something to look at. Be assured that our efforts on quality over quantity will not lead us to failure since these forces are purly for the protection of our own borders, we don't care if you apply liberal but whoopings to others.

Reilock Coratha
High Commander of Foolish Pesanst

*Falls Off Chair Laughing*


OOC This Is For eScrew:upyours:

your zen masters are no match for the might of the Borg collective!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v347/UthRptr2/Ignore2.bmp

Interesting.

GHI has sent 1,000 I.G.N.O.R.E missiles towards this crappy little hippies country. Also a threw in a couple of hundred nukes cause I could.

The cameras focused on the upper doorway of the Fortress-Temple of Utu, in the city of Dostanuot Loj. An aged man walking out, dressed in a toga-like robe made of light brown silk. The man looked over the small crowd within the gates of the temple, the cameras and reporters brought in to broadcast this statement all over the known world. Two armed gaurds and an officer of the Dostanuot Loj Republican Army followed the man, they respected him, and were there to protect him.

"I, High Preist En-me-utu-ana, speaking on behalf of the National Preisthood, and the Government of the Great Nation of Dostanuot Loj, wish to express our response to the eScrew threat.
I assure you, none of these cells that have been declared exist within our great nation. The government forces have already purged the nation of these false beliefs. I implor you to carry on with your daily life, the government will continue the removal of the inferior ones.
The Government has authorised me to inform you that no eScrew agents, or forces will threaten our way of life, and that any attempts by the eScrew forces to do so will be met with the full avalible forces of the Dostanuot Loj military.
Prayers be to the Gods, the Annunaki and the Igigi will support us in our endeavor against tis threat."

With that the old man turned back into the temple, returning to his daily chores. The two soldiers walked back in with the man, while the Officer walked to his nearby car, getting in and driving away.

Official Risban Imperial Statement on the "Threat" of eScrew
.....Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Eh-hem.
The Empire of Risban is disturbed that the leader of eScrew would make such threats without being able to back them up, and will move in to remove the leader from power if such, erm, heh, "threats" continue.
-Alexander Perkins, Imperial High Minister of Foreign Affairs-

No political regime is safe. eScrew Zen will bring freedom to every single nation and region in the world. eScrew does not care if you're running a democracy or dictatorship. The nature of any government is the same. Government enslaves its people. Even if people really love their government they are still slaves because they don't know any better. That's where eScrew comes in. eScrew will destroy all government conditioning and mind control. eScrew will unite the world in a way UN could not even imagine. One true master like Buddha or Jesus can destroy the modern equivalent of Roman Empire. Imagine what one million Radical Zen masters can do...
The Inkanan Parliament burst out in laughter, a whole 20 minutes was needed to calm down all senators and get back to bussines.

During a press conference today, Minister of Homeland Security Wells was asked by reporters if The Protectorate was in danger of attack by radical zen masters. His reply was as follows..

*chuckles* "No, we can assure the populace that no lunatic nutjobs have ever been or will be running amok within our borders. The good citizens of Henrytopia must have seen the same broadcast over HNN and come to the same conclusion.. EScrew and his 'cult followers' are screwE. Any cult that prophesizes from Cracker Jack box prizes will never be taken seriously by any government and will be promptly 'IGNORED'. Thank you, next question?"

:rolleyes:

What a thing to say...

OOC: Thats it. Its time to own some noobs. Im declaring ar on him. mOstly because im bored and i dont want to watch day time T.V. Im gonna make a thread and all that good crap.

Imagine what one million Radical Zen masters can do...

In an unprecedented act of godmodding, The Protectorate of Henrytopia announced today that it was removing the entire nation to a radically different dimension where no fanatical zen masters ever existed in the past or will ever exist in the future. This portal in the space-time continuum has been forever locked and bound so that radical, ridiculous zenites may never follow.

end transmission.

OOC: Thats it. Its time to own some noobs. Im declaring ar on him. mOstly because im bored and i dont want to watch day time T.V. Im gonna make a thread and all that good crap.

If you would like, I hired the services of the Imperial Death Star, I saw it approaching from one of our observatories. I transferred control over to your nation a few minutes ago. We last saw it here (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v282/zerogeeR6/NationStates/deathstar.jpg) .. we won't need it anymore due to extenuating circumstances with our moving to a zen-less parallel dimension and all.

ok so you are declearing war on every nation OK


the leader of are great nation hit is head on his desk as he fell to the floor and started to roll on the floor laughing at EScrew becaues if they send in Zen Masters theu will consider them terrorist and will send a offical statement that EScrew is a terrorist nation .

Actually eScrew's training may be possible you ever heard of genetic engineering?

Escrew has 8 million people, so to turn 1 million of his people into Fanatics would be blatant godmodding.

Furthermore, Genetic Engineering (Cloning) is not Modern Tech, I believe its Post-Modern/Future.

La Habana's entire population of 2.747 billion simultaneously started laughing as soon as eScrews threat was announced on a La Habana State News broadcast.

The Hiroshikan Broadcasting Company deemed eScrew's threat as a hilarious statement, therefore broadcasting the war message on the national comedy channel.

"My fellow Germans, this declaration will not be reconised as a threat. You may rest easy in your homes, or indeed in the cinema, as German Line Cinemas has informed me it will be making a new superman movie. It is predicted as being a box office hit, as it includes "zen master hippies" using their minds powers to capture Lois Lane. I am personally thankful towards eScrew, for giving us 2 hours of hard hitting action"

Speech conduted by Reiner Vollen
Kaiser of Old Imperial Germany

OOC: Aren't the forces your training kinda like those Jehova witness people who go door-to-door or those Hari-Krishnas who sit around beating symbols? They try to convert the masses, and they don't seem successful at bringing the world to its knees...

Jesus destroyed the Roman Empire singlehandedly? I have got to get a copy of your Bible.

Jesus destroyed the Roman Empire singlehandedly? I have got to get a copy of your Bible.

lol me too

Allegedly, Christianity was one of the factors that caused the Roman Empire to Collapse, but I think it was more the roving hordes of Barbarians that sacked Rome and killed the emporer...

uh huh. And you're gonna fight against trillions of people with mind-control? Getta life hippie.
Yey! Upper Congo is still around!

Random buddha guy who started this thread = IGNOREd

EVERY NATION IN THE NS WORLD DECLEAR WAR ON ESCREW







plz tell me if he is a threat to every goverment




Do you support me?

No political regime is safe. eScrew Zen will bring freedom to every single nation and region in the world. eScrew does not care if you're running a democracy or dictatorship. The nature of any government is the same. Government enslaves its people. Even if people really love their government they are still slaves because they don't know any better. That's where eScrew comes in. eScrew will destroy all government conditioning and mind control. eScrew will unite the world in a way UN could not even imagine. One true master like Buddha or Jesus can destroy the modern equivalent of Roman Empire. Imagine what one million Radical Zen masters can do... :headbang: :sniper:

~Elctronic Communication to EScrew
Absolutely nothing. My national animal makes it a point to beat up on people much more powerful than zen masters on a regular basis. You attack me, you annoy them. Your nation will be short-lived then.
Oh, I just got bugged by Nergal. Apparently, he wants to have a chat with you.
-Dictator Enigma
~End Communication~

Nergal suddenly appeared over the nation, smiling. He reached down into the tiny Earth and scooped EScrew out of it, packing it into a tight little ball. Then, pointing towards the black hole at the center of the galaxy, he tossed the nation into the space and hit it as hard as he could with a giant baseball bat. The nation soared straight into the black hole, where it will forever be IGNORED.

Then, just because he could, he replaced the hole where the nation was with unsettled land that had a variety of plant and animal life native to the region and placed a DLE flag there, adding three cities with humans under Sarkarasetan control. Nergal decided to wait two hours before telling DLE he just changed the timeline again, as Enigma tended to get annoyed at that.

No political regime is safe. eScrew Zen will bring freedom to every single nation and region in the world. eScrew does not care if you're running a democracy or dictatorship. The nature of any government is the same. Government enslaves its people. Even if people really love their government they are still slaves because they don't know any better. That's where eScrew comes in. eScrew will destroy all government conditioning and mind control. eScrew will unite the world in a way UN could not even imagine. One true master like Buddha or Jesus can destroy the modern equivalent of Roman Empire. Imagine what one million Radical Zen masters can do... :headbang: :sniper:

Do you know what Zen is? Of course not, Zen is nothing. Its the impossible puzzle. Try and grasp this riddle and you will find True Zen:

"When you seek it, you cannot find it."

The Government of Foolish Pesants is quite disturbed by the initiation of such training. We feel that this will lead to an imbalance of power concerning your nation, and, more importantly, lead to a Radical Zen Master gap. We simply cannot allow such a gap to come into existance, though we cannot stop you from training Zen Masters, we can however train our own. This will help ensure that no Kung-Fu style ass kickings will befall us in the near future as well as give the tourists something to look at. Be assured that our efforts on quality over quantity will not lead us to failure since these forces are purly for the protection of our own borders, we don't care if you apply liberal but whoopings to others.

Reilock Coratha
High Commander of Foolish Pesanst

Zen isnt Kung-Fu, it is used at times in Kung Fu. But thats only to amplfiy training.

Urukku calls for a coalition of nations to descend upon eScrew with their military forces with the goal of acquiring this new, alternative, more action-packed Bible in which Jesus (played by Jim Caviezel) and Buddha (Vin Diesel) team up to fight the dark legions of Rome led by an evil emperor (possibly Anthony Hopkins... he seems very sinister to me).

So... er... anyone who wants to help... give us a ring. You can reach us at our embassies on weekdays, usually... uh... but uh... tonight we're closing at seven and going out to eat, so you could try the cell, but uh... those roaming charges are a killer and don't even think about calling before nine... hmmm... uh... so let us know... 'kay bye.

Hey. You dont touch Escrew because he my bitch!! Im the one waging war so hes mine. DONT MAKE ME PRESS THE RED BUTTON!!!. ILL PRESS THE RED BUTTON!!

Here is what Hataria says.............



HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you for your time.

~Reply to Zackaroth~
Too late.
Press it as much as you want.
-Nergal
~End Reply~

~Communication to Zackaroth~
Try to ignore Nergal. He's annoying, but there isn't much we can do about him.
-Dictator Enigma
~End Communication~