NationStates Jolt Archive

Speaking on behalf of his government, Henry Stahlecker of Western Sahara, declared that the landing about half an hour ago, of over ten thousand Western Saharan Commonwealth soldiers on the shores of Portugal was "Part of an ongoing training mission to be ready for deployment anywhere..."



(Cut to footage of WSSAAS and Marines waving as they are pitching tents on the beaches of a small coastal village in Portugal. Sentries have erected miniguns and trenches are being dug)

"We believe it is indeed our right to train on the shores of lands rightfully belonging to the Stahlecker families. Indeed Portugal rightfully belongs to the lineage of António de Oliveira Salazar and since the Stahlecker family has distant relations to the Salazar lineage, we have a right to train with our soldiers, in the areas of Portugal, especially near his town of birth and death."

Henry Stahlecker, governor-general, Western Sahara

Any soldier caught by the police or armed forces will be executed on the spot. These men have 12 hours to leave Sevaris. Otherwise, we're going to war.

-Kaiser Alec Mannerheim

Secret IC: Two divisions of Nationalist Guard were mobilized and are currently en route to the coastal village where this incident occured.

Kahta will be sending 3 divisions of Rapid Response Paratroopers to practice supporting Western Saharan forces in combat. They are en-route. The soldiers will be armed with live ammo and full combat gear.

King MacDonald

"This is nothing more than a horrible training error, they meant to land in Western Sahara but the boats were crewed by new recruits who landed them on beaches that were, obviously not in Western Sahara... We will immediately move to begin preparations to ready to withdraw them from Portugal and we apologize to Sevaris for this misunderstanding."


Czarina Alice Fabus




Secret IC:

To: Henry Stahlecker

From: Czarina Fabus


"What the hell are you doing! Recall your troops now or suffer the consequences of the Federal authority!"

The 3 divisions will be sent to Western Sahara as planned.

King MacDonald

"This is nothing more than a horrible training error, they meant to land in Western Sahara but the boats were crewed by new recruits who landed them on beaches that were, obviously not in Western Sahara... We will immediately move to begin preparations to ready to withdraw them from Portugal and we apologize to Sevaris for this misunderstanding."


Czarina Alice Fabus




Secret IC:

To: Henry Stahlecker

From: Czarina Fabus


"What the hell are you doing! Recall your troops now or suffer the consequences of the Federal authority!"


I thank Mrs. Fabus for her aid in this matter. I will have my troops quarantine yours until you can supply transportation to bring them home.

"As of yesterday, all Western Saharan Commonwealth forces withdrew from Portugal, it has been rumored that they took a few Portuguese citizens with them, that is not true..."

Henry Stahlecker, governor-general Western Sahara





Secret IC to Kahta:

To: Czar Sam Fabus

From: Henry Stahlecker

"We have ten lovely Portuguese women for you, as per your requests. Perhaps you'll announce this to Sevaris and rub his face in it, just a suggestion, eh?"

I'm glad to see this affair is at an end.

-Alec Mannerheim

Secret IC to Kahta:

To: Czar Sam Fabus

From: Henry Stahlecker

"We have ten lovely Portuguese women for you, as per your requests. Perhaps you'll announce this to Sevaris and rub his face in it, just a suggestion, eh?"


Secret Reply:

Thank you very much. I shall do so.

Czar Sam Fabus

I have been given 10 Portugese women, all of which are very good looking, and very attractive. They were arrested and brought along for insulting Kahta. They have been found guilty and were sentenced to life in prison.

Czar Sam Fabus