Courtney Love to be executed
Today in Kahta City, Courtney Love, notable international whore, was arrested for resisting arrest, contempt of Kahta, dressing like a whore, ruining Kahta's culture, showing too much skin, wearing too much makeup, and being stupid.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38394000/jpg/_38394175_courtneylove150.jpg
The whore, right before her arrest.
The judge has given an order to avoid breathing the same air, and avoid touching her. She will be hung later today...
Fimble loving peoples
27-12-2004, 02:15
Today in Kahta City, Courtney Love, notable international whore, was arrested for resisting arrest, contempt of Kahta, dressing like a whore, ruining Kahta's culture, showing too much skin, wearing too much makeup, and being stupid.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38394000/jpg/_38394175_courtneylove150.jpg
The whore, right before her arrest.
Noooooooooooo!. Not Courtney Love. She is my soul mate. I really go for the whole trashy whore thing.
Red Tide2
27-12-2004, 02:17
Official Statement From Red Tide
"FOR ONCE! Kahta actually knows who is a whore!"
Upper Xen
27-12-2004, 02:19
OOC: Lol......not to be insulting, but where did you come up with this?
IC:
Well, I don't mind this, she wasn't that nice-looking anyway. As a whole, Upper Xen found her merely amusing.
Gordon Lew
President
Rep. of Upper Xen
-=The supreme Deity of Slinao stands at a podium, a smile showing on his perfect face. To each side stand his bodyguards, each of them in full combat attire, holding electroplasma rifles, designed to destroy a target with burning electrical matter in a matter of seconds=-
I would like to express my condolences for you haveing to suffer the condemed in your nation. No nation should be subject to such foulness as you have captured. May we suggest the use of a vacuum chamber to hang the condemed in, so that it no longer tarneshes anymore of the valuable air that we all breath.
-=The screen fades out=-
Euroslavia
27-12-2004, 02:21
Euroslavia praises the actions of Kahta in the execution of the mother whore. We hope that the process of the execution goes through swiftly, and we must warn all citizens within a mile radius of this beast to use oxygen tanks, rather than breathing the air.
:D Off with her Head! Im kinda glad kurt cobain died so he didnt have to deal with her...