Plutocratic Maniacs
26-12-2004, 01:44
Plutocratic Maniacs News....Fair and balanced or else!
The kind, omniscient, government of Plutocratic Maniacs executed 8,000 criminals in Adolfville this evening. The criminals were all members of the nation's "Socialist Party." The members were taken out of their homes by The Plutocratic Maniacs Secret Police after a decree by the chancellor was given earlier today.
The evil "Socialist Party" had in previous days publicly challenged the pro-longed term of the current chancellor. This outrageous behavior was aptly corrected. Among the executed were women and children....hey that's pretty damn sick..Why would they execute innocent civilians?...(Man walks in)..Uh, I mean..*BANG**THUMP* (New anchor walks in)
Excuse us, we just had some *cough* technical difficulties. In other news...
The kind, omniscient, government of Plutocratic Maniacs executed 8,000 criminals in Adolfville this evening. The criminals were all members of the nation's "Socialist Party." The members were taken out of their homes by The Plutocratic Maniacs Secret Police after a decree by the chancellor was given earlier today.
The evil "Socialist Party" had in previous days publicly challenged the pro-longed term of the current chancellor. This outrageous behavior was aptly corrected. Among the executed were women and children....hey that's pretty damn sick..Why would they execute innocent civilians?...(Man walks in)..Uh, I mean..*BANG**THUMP* (New anchor walks in)
Excuse us, we just had some *cough* technical difficulties. In other news...