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USSC Begins Nuclear Weapon Program: Testers Wanted.

Czecho-Slavakia
25-12-2004, 08:01
"Thats good, riiight there, perfect!" says Maxfield Wienberg, a Nuclear scientist eager to test the 1st nuclear weapon prototype: the n-1a, or "Little Timmy" as the scientists who have put there life's effort into it have named it.

The man standing on the giant bulls-eye of a sort, a serial killer convicted to death, was given the option of execution in the 'boring' way, lethal injection, or to turn into a plate of glass via nuclear weapon testing.

"Max, we allow you the honor!" says the lesser scientist, offering him the choice to push the button. "no no no, even though i know what i am making will kill, i will not be directly involved in the death of a person...".

As the rocket flies off 15 miles away, the scientists eagerly await the giant explosion they hope for. "HERE IT COMES!" excitedly screams one of the younger scientists, as everyone slips on the goggles, so as not to be blinded by the flash of light.

as the rocket collides with the man on the cement, there is a sickening splat noise and the screeching sound of metal on pavement, and the rocket simply falls apart on collision, amongst the severed limbs of the former serial killer...

"What the hell?!" they scream. the rocket was a complete failure. however, they will try again... and again... and maybe again before giving up on this.

The conclusion: USSC, while not successful, is attempting to make nuclear weapons, and has started a weapons manufactory to serve its own needs.
Dhabi
25-12-2004, 10:06
occ: what do you mean by testers
We in Dhabi take intrest in this event
Czecho-Slavakia
25-12-2004, 10:15
Oh, i forgot one thing: Also, the government is taking advantage of this situation to clean out all homeless peopple and overcrowded jails!