NationStates Jolt Archive

Bow before the great god Abonsam! You shall all soon be worshippers of his holiness! If you will not bow, you will be destroyed!

All who do not submit will be destroyed within the week!

A little word of wisdom....I suggest you do not post a message in this manner, you might get into a conflcit with some of the superior gamers. They do not tolerate nOOb nonsense.

*shoots joo up with phasers and torpedos*

~Electronic Message to Abonsam~
Thank you for volunteering to be the test subjects for our new line of ships. We're still a few years away from having them prepared, but when the time comes we will gladly send 2100 ships to your homeworld with orders to exterminate all life. While we are applying to the Eon Convention, we have decided to classify your country as nonsentient, thus having this a mission of exterminating an interplanetary pest instead of committing genocide.
If you wish to speed up your destruction by attacking a vastly superior nation full of people actually classified as sentient, feel free to come into the Dead Zone and try to find us. Assuming the fact something prevents you from mapping combined with the heavily armed and still active derelicts, ion storms that sometimes get powerful enough to blow up small planets (Earth is considered small), pirates and raiders that only target outsiders, and other natural phenomena don't destroy the entirety of your fleet before it finds one of our three planets, we'll be happy to hit your ships with antimatter missiles, disruptor torpedos, ion cannons, plasma cannons, disruptor cannons, and anything else we happen to feel like at the time until said ships are destroyed.
In order to give you a taste of what you are in for, a small fleet of DLEMB10s has been dispatched to your homeworld with orders to destroy the ten largest cities in your nation. Don't bother trying to greet them, as our database puts your technology as inferior and we would both hate them to have a reason to exterminate all life in your nation prematurely.
-Dictator Enigma
~End Communication~

OOC: are you shooting at me or him

OOC: The message is to Abonsam as a whole, so it would be logical (and correct) to assume I am going to be shooting at him.

You would think they would figure out by now that effectively asking to have your nation glassed is not a good way to greet the international community.

OOC: Being idiots then, are you? Considering the fact that NEITHER of you have any idea about my character or people, which includes their homeworld, it seems somewhat off that you can even consider attacking me, no? I, however, am perfectly capable of sending a message to all corners of the galaxy demanding that you submit before me, because this requires no information prior to the sending of the message. The fact of the matter is is that the person who is running this "nation", or I guess Cult would be a better word (If you watch Stargate, System Lord would be a far better word), has been using NS since August of 2003.

This message more applies to Demon, because what he just did was an obvious godmod. Fedral was just being his usual moronic self. Now, the fact remains, however, that apparently Demon has no understanding of physics.

Earth is technically a rather large planet. It is the largest of the terrestrial planets in our solar system. It is believed that the larger a planet would get, the harder it would become for life to exist. If you consider Earth small in comparison with your own homeworld, than your people must be either bacteria, or living on space stations in orbit above a gas giant.

IC:

The great god Abonsam demands that you submit to him, or you shall be crushed by his great Jaffa armies!

http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/abonsam.jpg

umm...noobish talk cannot be tolerated *ignore*

umm...noobish talk cannot be tolerated *ignore*

"Noobish talk", your short, yet suprisingly non-concise arguement hardly seems non-noobish. Seems to me as though we have a hypocrite. Oh, don't forget, you are only an August 04 nation. You aren't a veteran.

OOC: Being idiots then, are you? Considering the fact that NEITHER of you have any idea about my character or people, which includes their homeworld, it seems somewhat off that you can even consider attacking me, no? I, however, am perfectly capable of sending a message to all corners of the galaxy demanding that you submit before me, because this requires no information prior to the sending of the message. The fact of the matter is is that the person who is running this "nation", or I guess Cult would be a better word (If you watch Stargate, System Lord would be a far better word), has been using NS since August of 2003.

OOC:

Actually, it's not all that hard. All I have to do is find the direction the message came from and trace it to its source. If I really wanted to be evil, I would include a tracer code in the reply and follow it.

And your starting here 3 months after I joined the UN with my first nation is not impressive. The fact you had to bring it up to add weight really doesn't mean anything.

If you wanted to convince people that you are not a n00b, structure it as though it is an actual communication, like I did with my reply. Otherwise, it's just going to be dismissed as some n00b trying to act bigger than he is.

This message more applies to Demon, because what he just did was an obvious godmod. Fedral was just being his usual moronic self. Now, the fact remains, however, that apparently Demon has no understanding of physics.

Demon has plenty of an understanding of physics. Demon also has an understanding of the fact people are free to lie when they reply in communications. Demon is currently laughing at the fact the responder failed to notice the description of ships actually being ordered to launch, launching, travelling through space, or anything else to indicate there was an actual action to back up the claim.

If you are talking about the inability to map anything in the Dead Zone, whether from inside or out, that has been pretty much established an unexplained, a source of grief, and unnatural. But considering the fact it extends beyond the borders of the galaxy, finding the source is not likely anytime soon.

Pretty much the rest of my tech, with a couple of exceptions, have explanations behind how they work, most of which are also based on physics and taking it to the next level.

Earth is technically a rather large planet. It is the largest of the terrestrial planets in our solar system. It is believed that the larger a planet would get, the harder it would become for life to exist. If you consider Earth small in comparison with your own homeworld, than your people must be either bacteria, or living on space stations in orbit above a gas giant.

Technically, Earth is an extremely tiny, insignificant planet out in the middle of nowhere. And, by all indications from examining other solar systems with planets, Earth may even be in the wrong spot in the planetary order. As an inhabitable planet it is quite large, but as a planet it's extremely tiny. Using Earth as an example is just to give you an idea of what you're up against and why I am forced to have a very large military.

IC:

The great god Abonsam demands that you submit to him, or you shall be crushed by his great Jaffa armies!

http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/abonsam.jpg

~Electronic Communication to Abonsam~
Okay, now you're getting annoying. Stop spamming galactic communications with your message. No one cares and most of us are armed enough to take you out. Oh, try to ignore the tracer code included in this. It's standard procedure for when we feel like busying up your people with trying to figure something out.
-Dictator Enigma
~End Communication~

"How's the trace comming?" Enigma asked.

"Not too bad. Kalath's narrowed it down to Section 56 of the 4th Arm. He's having trouble finding it, but should narrow it down within a week or two. If this guy keeps spamming his communication, we may have the exact planet in about four hours," Orbez said.

"I hope we do. I would hate to order the military to search 16 parsecs. Who came up with this way of mapping the galaxy, anyway?" Enigma asked.

"Sarkaraset. I believe they wanted a mapping system that would confuse anyone who tried to read it besides their people. Good thing we figured out the code they used," Orbez said.

Drakomis looked over to High General Vladishi, both laughing instaly then wiping some tears from their eyes. Both looked back at the communication then started to respond.

Message from the Star Republic of Anagonia

Greetings, fledging Star Empire, let it be the honor of the Star Republic to trace and moniter your space, as you are insigificant and wouldn't pose much of a threat to our way of life.

Hell, we even thought about bombarding your planet for the sake of it, but we value life too much.

So, intern, we'll give you one chance to stop acting stupid and get on with your way of life. If not, we'll obliterate you and use your planet as a testing ground for our new Hydrogen Cannons, and probably bombard it a million times to waste most of our stock-piles of Nuclear Weapons.

Anyway, nice try, but you need to grow stronger before intimidation can proceed in whatever diobolical plan you must have.

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