NationStates Jolt Archive

Geru Desert ----2:30 pm local---

4 C130 flew in a lose arrow formation on board over 129 rapists were tied up and gagged... in each plain there were four Van Guards... The Van Guard looked at each other with a grin on there faces and the red light came on and the cargo bay doors opened...when the cargo bay doors were opened fully the green light came on and the van guard started picking up the rapists and threw them out of the plains.. it only took 30 minutes for all of the men to be thrown out... The Geru Desert now has a nice red paint job...

Might we suggest rather than throwing them from planes you nail them to a stump in the forest in the squating position. This form of punishment is quite effective in our country.

-Hawdawg

Holy Paradise applauds this form of capital punishment. Good job,Neoma.

Good job.

Keywords: rapists, capitol punishment, Geru Desert, Neoma

//Official Response << Markosi Ethitary << Third House Speaker

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…Outrageous! Such an act is both cruel and unusual. It benefits neither the nation nor its people and we find it without any merit. We shall not, nor shall we ever, see this as a proper response to the problem of sexual assault...
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//Commentary << Markosi Republica << Press Secretary

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We have recently sent a message to the government of Neoma suggestion that, in the future, those found guilty of sexual assault be sent to Markosi for rehabilitation in our humanitarian incarceration centers. While their crimes were great we believe that our progressive techniques can help them become productive members of society.

Yes, I see a question from the Economic Central Database?
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sry Markosi but the next batch were gonna see if men can breath in space :)