NationStates Jolt Archive

A recent car bombing of eterny General Palla Omahr's limo has been linked to a major rebel drug cartel called "The Rebel Republican Army". They have started an uprising in southern Gilabad and the government is trying to suppress it. The riot unit of the Gilabad Secret Police have been called in and "Alpha Force" troops are on stand-by. Gilabad has already declared war on drugs.

Television Transmission:
The following is a pre-recorded statement made by the High Priest of Holy Suburbia in reaction to the strife in Gilabad.

HPHS: My people, my children, my brethren and fellow citizens. The suppression of the the freedom of the people of the world has gone on too long: the condemnation of transcendence, the utter lack of regard for the spiritual and mental freedom of humanity, and the disgusting violence against seekers of joy, peace and creative expression. The ignorant government of Gilabad propagates this doctrine of suppression even as I stand here. Even as you hear this, violence is being done on those desire nothing more than the chemical freedom of their own bodies and minds, and the holy transcendence of their souls. I have a message for the government of Gilabad. Make not war, but embrace, accept and enjoy the pleasures of chemical inspiration, for see what has happened by your denial! Such things are only as you make them. If you make artists and lovers criminals, that they shall be, and such they shall do. If in desperation you strike out against your own people, it is a strike against the very heart and soul of your nation, therefore again, I beseech you, make not war with your children, for thus they shall turn against you as you have witnessed, but embrace them, and no bloodshed shall be necessary.

I don't think that you understand the cituation. They are trying to take over my country. They've already occupied parts of the southern part of Gilabad. And they're using drug trade to corrupt my citizens. These drug cartels place a clear and present danger to the national security of Gilabad.

The Gilabadian military has sent 6 C-130D gunships along with the 1st battalion of the "Alpha Force" unit to deploy in Al Harute, which is currenty under rebel control. Also we have sent
-4 A-10s
-200 Huey gunships
-The 3rd Kiing Abrahms Division
-The 8th mechanized infantry division

The Suburbian people pity you for the ignorance that begot this situation and regret your warlike ways that will only escalate the strife in your nation.

Excuse me, but we are a communist country not a democracy and I decide what is going to addict my people but drugs aren't one of them. You are absolutely out of your mind if you support drug cartels.

Tell your people to pitty they're own ignorance and tell all of the hippies that they should stop trying to kill themselves.