NationStates Jolt Archive


Totally relaxed Governments

Islanderz
23-12-2004, 07:03
:D The Serene Republic of Islanderz :D cordially offers representatives of any government the oppurtunity to chill with us. We recieve ambassadors, consuls, and the like as equals. Everyone gets some rum and ummm anything else that would relax them. We are not afraid of invasion because our military will not hesitate to use our illegal weapon of mass disruption, GODMODDING. :rolleyes:

So any government official in need of respite, feel free to relax in Islanderz.
Holy Suburbia
23-12-2004, 08:07
His Highness the High Priest of Holy Suburbia arrives by charter jet and looks for somewhere to relax between meetings and public appearances.
Islanderz
24-12-2004, 06:31
Welcome to the Seren Republic of Islanderz

The bar is to your right. We have some fantastic rum. Frozen drinks are also a specialty.

Enjoy.
ONI Concordiat
24-12-2004, 06:52
Provost General Thoma of the ONI Concordiat intend to join as well, although he might be traveling by Bolo. Thank you for your offer, Islanderz, and I hope your rum is well-prepared.
Holy Suburbia
24-12-2004, 21:28
His Highness takes off his most ornate and ornamental robes and sits down at the bar.
"I've heard you have good rum here, I'll have some," he says.
His most ornate and ornamental cellular telephone rings and he answers.
"Hey... No. Yes, yes definitely. No, don't do that, the man's a moron. Listen, I'm sort of occupied at the moment, just give them some rice and... No! Don't poison it, look, just give them the rice and tell them to go fuck themselves if they want anything else, what do they think I'm running here, a charity... Yeah. Yeah, ok. Look, I have to go now. Yes, it's urgent, bye."
His Highness turns off the most ornate and ornamental cellular telephone and sips his rum. Damn good rum, he thinks to himself.
Nordrreich
24-12-2004, 22:35
OOC> Grossemarschall is the second highest rank in the Nordrreich military.

Grossemarchall Albrecht von Thunen took a sip of the rum and decided it was indeed quite excellent. He immediately tried to make phone calls so that he may purchase as much of this rum as possible. Sometimes he needed a bit of a change from beer.