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"Pushkan Commision of Space, press conference"

Head of the commision, Igor Orlov:After years of development we finally got a way to get our satelites into space. We plan to first launch a series of weather recording satelites to test our launching system. After that gov't budget will give us 550 billion rubles for creation of a series of military satelites, but information concerning them is secret.

---meanwhile in Kremlin, Mocovi, a thick folder falls on president Ivan Mishin's desk, brought by general Makarov, commander of the secret operations squadrons----

Makarov: You should at this, its quiet interesting. Thats what we putting our 550 billion rubles in.

President: Interesting, i'll look over it. You may go.

Makarov: Happy to be of service.

"General Makarov left the room, President opened the folder and leaned over it, reading. As he read numerous thoughts were going through his mind

President: A secret satelite weapon. Hmm, a heat wave, wow, it is great.
Simple concept. A special solar energy generator abosorbs energy from the sun and then releazes it upon any point on earth in its range, destroying everything in a 20 kilometer radius. One disadvantage, it can only be used once, the solar generator and the main leanse are expected to burn out after the release of energy. Plus it will take time for the Satelite to reach the place above earth that is needed. But still this will be a great surprise weapon and i know it will bring us great victories

"Pushkan Commision of Space, press conference"

Head of the commision, Igor Orlov:After years of development we finally got a way to get our satelites into space. We plan to first launch a series of weather recording satelites to test our launching system. After that gov't budget will give us 250 billion rubles for creation of a series of military satelites, but information concerning them is secret.

---meanwhile in Kremlin, Mocovi, a thick folder falls on president Ivan Mishin's desk, brought by general Makarov, commander of the secret operations squadrons----

Makarov: You should at this, its quiet interesting. Thats what we putting our 250 billion rubles in.

President: Interesting, i'll look over it. You may go.

Makarov: Happy to be of service.

"General Makarov left the room, President opened the folder and leaned over it, reading"


YOU DONT HAVE ANY MONEY.......... o i forgot ur crack exports

Noob fights, interesting.

Noob fights, interesting.

sean just remember i know were you live

Yeah i do, not that i asked you. My budget is 3 trillion, well after i spent the money on this satelite. I am funded by Malkayer and Turetel.

So how is you ignoring me thing going, Revert?

Yeah i do, not that i asked you. My budget is 3 trillion, well after i spent the money on this satelite. I am funded by Malkayer and Turetel.

So how is you ignoring me thing going, Revert?

lol bullshit

nevermind, I forgot that Turetel and I gave you all that money a while back.

yeah, you don't have the money. your whole defense budget is roughly 67.16 billion rubles.

Remember you and Turetel gave me money? Yeah those are the funds i am using.

Wait a few weeks till you can afford this thing dude.

lol bullshit

Thats great kid, no one really cares about your opinion. So you can just leave.

Remember you and Turetel gave me money? Yeah those are the funds i am using.

and you have have like TRILLIONS wasted on ur god modded weapons dont forget thos

and you have have like TRILLIONS wasted on ur god modded weapons dont forget thos

Godmodded weapons? What you talking about? You mean AEK-971 well it exists and its actually much cheaper to make then M-16, as for AKM (AK-74) its even cheaper to make. I have spent trillions. All the stuff i own right now cost me roughly two trillion, more actually, i still have 3 trillion left after the development of this satelite.

He's got a lot of money because a while back Turetel and I gave him a huge sum to help him fund a war against Crimsdale (weapons development, etc.) I hardly think it's godmodding for him to have a couple of weather satellites. But yeah, you (Pushka) definitely need to wait a bit before you get these weapons systems.

Yeah, we gave em quite a bit, congrats on your new sat. launch.

Also, I will donate some more funds, 30 Million for the Space Project (Which in 30 Million Turetelian Carbon Units is roughly equal to 34,950,000,000 of your money (Lets just say roughly 1 Billion USD).

Also, remember I am here if you need any more funds or assistance.

He's got a lot of money because a while back Turetel and I gave him a huge sum to help him fund a war against Crimsdale (weapons development, etc.) I hardly think it's godmodding for him to have a couple of weather satellites. But yeah, you (Pushka) definitely need to wait a bit before you get these weapons systems.

'Oh don't worry, those 550 billion are jsut for development of technology, and i am gonna keep that development going for a week or two, then the actual creation of a prototype will cost me more. I am planning to have only one of those destroyer satelites anyways. In couple of weeks.

Thanks for the help Turetel, you want me to share Plasma Stealth technology with you? Malkayer, what about you?

Yeah, I donated 5 Trillion plus during the Crimsdaling Engagement. (roughly 6.3 Trillion I believe, put a dent on my nations savings system (which we haven't used in nearly 43 years.)).

read the ww2 Ic tread, hes SOOOOO powerful he can whip countries off the map without takign a single combat death


u know what im done go god modd ur asses off i dont care/ ignore all

'Oh don't worry, those 550 billion are jsut for development, and i am gonna keep that development of technology going for a week or two, then the actual creation of a prototype will cost me more. I am planning to have only one of those destroyer satelites anyways. In couple of weeks.

Thanks for the help Turetel, you want me to share Plasma Stealth technology with you? Malkayer, what about you?

Yes, share the Stealth Technology, please.

Also, you might want to wair for a little while longer before the proto-type for this sat. actually works (the sun weaponry). It is a possible technology though, I would only but its strength at enough to level a square mile or so, not much more, then from 1-4 Sq. Miles high levels of damage, beyond that scattered hits and damages.

read the ww2 Ic tread, hes SOOOOO powerful he can whip countries off the map without takign a single combat death


u know what im done go god modd ur asses off i dont care/ ignore all

I can't say I care about your comments, what he is saying is possible, unikely or improbable, but doable. Besides: the above comment makes no sense, please clarify.

Plasma Shielding sounds fun. I would like to purchase the technology.

read the ww2 Ic tread, hes SOOOOO powerful he can whip countries off the map without takign a single combat death


u know what im done go god modd ur asses off i dont care/ ignore all

OOC:Get over it, you misunderstood. I never said that i defeated you, i simply said that my forces are accumilating near your border. Learn to read.

Turetel, thanks, yeah you're probably right, i am gonna follow your advice.

IC:
Pushkan military development department sends specialists in Plasma stealth technology to Turetel.

(here are links about plasma stealth technology
http://www.aeronautics.ru/plasmamain.htm

http://www.air-attack.com/page.php?pid=19)

Thanks for the Stealth Technology. IT will be applied to the Balkan 4th Degree Squadren Fighters and Bombers. It will also be tested on the Balkan Mach Fighter.

Plasma Shielding sounds fun. I would like to purchase the technology.

OOC: No need to purchase, you and Turetel are the reason this technology was possible to fund in the first place. I am giving it for free.

IC: Pushkan military development commision is sending plasma shield experts to Malkayer.

Thanks for the Stealth Technology. IT will be applied to the Balkan 4th Degree Squadren Fighters and Bombers. It will also be tested on the Balkan Mach Fighter.

No problem. I hope our nations can continue to prosper together.

"On a secret base somewhere in Pushka a multitude of rockets launched into the sky. To all of earth it was known as simply a launch of weather satelites. To selsected few in Pushka it was a beggining of new age. A secret satelite weapon, designed to wipe out the enemy right off the map with a touch of a button.

Once in space five separate satelites began left their rockets and flew towards each other, assmbeling into one single satelite."

OOC: This is MT thing. This satelite is kind of like the one in "Tomorrow Never Dies" James Bond movie. It accumulates solar energy with its batteries and then shoots it out down to earth heating the ground to a 700000 C and liquifying all on it.

I made enough drawbacks for this to not be a god mod.

The radius of maximum effect is about 2 killometers.

Because of the extreme temperature the satelite itself liquifies once it releazes all the energy.

What are your thoughts? Remember your gov't can't know about this unless it has spies in my gov't and those spies have to be atleast generals.

Oh to lauch the rockets i spend 70 billion