NationStates Jolt Archive


Election Day in Fire-Axis

Fire-axis
22-12-2004, 21:07
Our nation of Fire-Axis is proud to announce the election of its new Dictator as our old one died from a serious masturbation incident. We need not go any further on that subject. The electoral debates will be held on Thursday, December 23rd, 2004. Have a good time commenting this. And if you really wanted to know just how the old dictator dies, then post it up here and we'll tell you. ok later fellow countries.
Procco
22-12-2004, 21:12
Was he masturbating with a knife of something?
Fire-axis
22-12-2004, 21:13
no it squirted in his mouth and he drowned in it...so sad...he was loved so much...