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n00b Corp Store Front... n00bs! Invincify your nation!

imported_ViZion
22-12-2004, 06:17
n00bs, want your country to be invincible? Able to revive your self from the dead if you’re n00ked to death? Well, here at n00b Corp, we’ve got just the product for you! The Euroslavians are hard at work to help you out. Those fine engineers can sure build great things!

With your new n00bCARD, provided by your friends at Visa-for-n00bs, you can purchase the n00bizer-REINCARNATION, a simply machine for the dead to quickly revive your entire nation, which will help you slaughter the enemies to death!

PIC OF N00BIZER-REINCARNATION... http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:FmsX6qCLCBwJ:http://www.emcorp.force9.co.uk/images/brb.jpg

If you buy now, you have one EZ payment of only $598289372175912775852.63 USD! And since your nation has an unlimited amount of money, hey, it wont hurt you to buy it!

And now we've got uber-stock of n00ks from Comdidia!! No, these are just nukes, they're n00ks!

BUY NOW! BUY NOW!

And for you flamers...! we would love to sell you our Icepacks, which can easily chill you out for only $90926380823.38 USD! Buy now! Don't hate ViZion and Euroslavia for coming up a product that we feel will sell very well. Just come up with your own... :) And remember, gotta have fun here... be happy!
Comdidia
22-12-2004, 06:22
I'll be your partner and sell nukes at dirt cheap prices!
Euroslavia
22-12-2004, 06:22
If you sign up now, you'll get $250380469280968509.22 for free into your account!
imported_ViZion
22-12-2004, 06:22
I'll be your partner and sell nukes at dirt cheap prices!
They can't be just any nukes.. they gotta be n00ks, you know?
Comdidia
22-12-2004, 06:23
I got an overstock of those n00ks!
Nutropinia
22-12-2004, 06:26
Sweet!11!! Now i can n00kz0r anyne i wnst. farst i n00ks j00!11!!111
imported_ViZion
22-12-2004, 06:29
Sweet!11!! Now i can n00kz0r anyne i wnst. farst i n00ks j00!11!!111
how much ya want? 1000000000 of them? Just send us the money, and we'll send you the n00ks!
Nutropinia
22-12-2004, 06:31
of corse i wnt that meny. i sends yu all the mney plus a 202048489329817239278398273912872398 dllr tip
imported_ViZion
22-12-2004, 06:33
of corse i wnt that meny. i sends yu all the mney plus a 202048489329817239278398273912872398 dllr tip
w00t!! j teh 1stest customer we gott!! congratz! :-p
Nutropinia
22-12-2004, 06:34
YAYAYAYAAYYAYAAYAYAYAYAAYAY! I n000Kz0r evreyne
Comdidia
22-12-2004, 06:38
Dear god what have i done

*red button is pushed as all several thousand nukes land on ViZion and detonate*
Nutropinia
22-12-2004, 06:41
I fail to see the humor.

Oh you will if you stay on the forums long enough.
Comdidia
22-12-2004, 06:41
I fail to see the humor.
This was suppose to be humorous? Oh i thought it was make ViZion look like he did back in 03.....

Though seriously i would seel nuclear weapons to any nation with cash.....
Kyanges
22-12-2004, 06:47
OOC:

Nothing more than omg...

IC:

omg...


:rolleyes: