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Howard Zinn, a Marxist-Leninist gangster euphemistically dubbed an 'activist' by the leftist American media, and widely revered as a 'historian' (when he is actually a propagandist whose sole intention is to distort history, spread communism, and destroy anticommunist morale and prestige), has been captured today by Roach-Busterian troops. Zinn, in his 80's, has long been on the top of the Department of Counterintelligence's Most Wanted List. Today, after years of scoping the globe, painstakingly searching every inch of every country, following tens of thousands of leads, and investigating hundreds of people, RB troops have finally located Zinn, captured him, and brought him to RB for questioning. He will be executed tonight, on live television.

This is very unfortunate... we would like to "buy" Howard Zinn off you, for, oh say, 250 bn USD? We will even take him from your nation to ours, we only ask you don't kill him. Thanks,
Comrade Josef Dorsal, Autocrat of the RSUH (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/HogsweatNS/HogsweatCharacters/JosefDorsalEnd.jpg)
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This is very unfortunate... we would like to "buy" Howard Zinn off you, for, oh say, 250 bn USD? We will even take him from your nation to ours, we only ask you don't kill him. Thanks,
Comrade Josef Dorsal, Autocrat of the RSUH (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/HogsweatNS/HogsweatCharacters/JosefDorsalEnd.jpg)
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Rb will never take the offer. I say kill Zinn! Kill Zinn!

From the Desk of the Minister of Foreign Affairs

The Empire of Avadria would like to congradulate your nation in apprehending this man. It is always good to see dissenters brought to justice. However it is our belief that you should wait to kill him. Our suggestion is that you break him down, reform him, and have him publicly admit to his lies and then declare his support for your nation. We believe that this move will help sway other dissenters away from communist ideals. Then of course after that you can do as you wish.

Minister of Foreign Affairs
Gerhard Norris

Rb will never take the offer. I say kill Zinn! Kill Zinn!

We will offer you 500bn then, Roach Busters, for the release of this great man.
Comrade Josef Dorsal, Autocrat of the RSUH (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/HogsweatNS/HogsweatCharacters/JosefDorsalEnd.jpg)
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J.L., what happened to you? Did you suffer a stroke? Is a monkey running your nation's policy? Have you been replaced by a large but senile computer which happens to have a liking for games of strip poker? You're not just getting less and less moderate, but more and more aggressive.

When will you learn that eventually, the people you're annoying will lose their temper and kick you?

Please, kill the bastard and make it painful. Shah Khosru would like to have the entire thing boradcasted throughout Parthia on every channel. It would truly be a gift for the entire free world.

-Interior Minister Sassan Savhadkohi

Please, kill the bastard and make it painful. Shah Khosru would like to have the entire thing boradcasted throughout Parthia on every channel. It would truly be a gift for the entire free world.

-Interior Minister Sassan Savhadkohi

Because of yet more of these comments, we raise the price to 680 bn USD. Please, there's no need for blood to be spilt.
Comrade Josef Dorsal, Autocrat of the RSUH (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/HogsweatNS/HogsweatCharacters/JosefDorsalEnd.jpg)
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Because of yet more of these comments, we raise the price to 680 bn USD. Please, there's no need for blood to be spilt.
Comrade Josef Dorsal, Autocrat of the RSUH (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/HogsweatNS/HogsweatCharacters/JosefDorsalEnd.jpg)
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oh yes there is!

oh yes there is!
If any blood shall be spilt over this matter, it will be yours, exploiter mongrel.
Comrade Josef Dorsal, Autocrat of the RSUH (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/HogsweatNS/HogsweatCharacters/JosefDorsalEnd.jpg)
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Dear me. I wonder whose blood it will be?

OOC: Not Zinn. He is cool.

IC: Kill the bastard. For far two long he has been polluting our culture with Marxist-Leninist Propaganda Bulls--t.

Dictator Paul 'The Mad' Silver

OOC: Not Zinn. He is cool.

IC: Kill the bastard. For far two long he has been polluting our culture with Marxist-Leninist Propaganda Bulls--t.

Dictator Paul 'The Mad' Silver
Jesus, where do they all come from? Can't you just do the world a favour and go and die somewhere? Prefferably of something like Typhoid or Cancer?
Comrade Josef Dorsal, Autocrat of the RSUH (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/HogsweatNS/HogsweatCharacters/JosefDorsalEnd.jpg)
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Jesus, where do they all come from? Can't you just do the world a favour and go and die somewhere? Prefferably of something like Typhoid or Cancer?
Comrade Josef Dorsal, Autocrat of the RSUH (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/HogsweatNS/HogsweatCharacters/JosefDorsalEnd.jpg)
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OOC: Haha good one.

IC: Zinn has been distorting history to suit his 'agenda' and start a Marxist 'paradise' forever. Finally this scourge shall be put to death.

The Dictator

OOC: Haha good one.

IC: Zinn has been distorting history to suit his 'agenda' and start a Marxist 'paradise' forever. Finally this scourge shall be put to death.

The Dictator
OOC: Thanks =)

Not if I can help it. I add 200bn to the offer, making it stand to 880bn USD. I ask all nations of the world to add to the "Save Howard Zinn" fund!
Comrade Josef Dorsal, Autocrat of the RSUH (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/HogsweatNS/HogsweatCharacters/JosefDorsalEnd.jpg)
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"Let me guess you guys read People History of the United States, and didn't like how it told history from a different viewpoints. So you guys go around and shot the author of the Book, because he is leftist and book is what you call "Anti American." Get a life come on now. If life were just one viewpoint I would shot myself. Because their be no spice in life, it will be always the same shit." said Random Ottoman Minister

OOC: Honestly tell me, as anyone even read the damn book, first before passing down judgment or just because guy tend to be a leftist, means he has to die. Read the damn the works of the person before casting judgment on the man.

OOC: Hey, I really like Zinn. Everything that I say about him is IC and not my real opinion.

Official Response

We congradulate RB on their contribution to mankind, and would like to remind the world of Hogsweat's gutlessness in that they use their filthy communist money to buy everyone off *cough*paratroopers*cough*noI'mnevergonnashutupabouthat*cough*

OOC: Thanks =)

Not if I can help it. I add 200bn to the offer, making it stand to 880bn USD. I ask all nations of the world to add to the "Save Howard Zinn" fund!
Comrade Josef Dorsal, Autocrat of the RSUH (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/HogsweatNS/HogsweatCharacters/JosefDorsalEnd.jpg)
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Just accept it! The dude is going to die!

OOC:talk to me on AIM
Gutlessness! HA! That's not what you'll be saying when a wave of Hogsweatian steel crushes your men like ants!
Comrade Fluffy, Minister of Destruction of Fascism for the RSUH (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/HogsweatNS/HogsweatCharacters/ComradeFluffyu.jpg)
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Let me be blunt, J.L. There are two ways this can go. One of them is that you hand over a man who's done nothing apart from express a view that runs counter to your own to a land where he can spend his last years in peace. The other is that you can force me to make a fight of it for him. I don't want the latter option, but I am fast running out of patience with right-wing aggressiveness.

You want to piss of the Left? Well you've done it. Now are you gonna back off, or am I gonna make you back off? Clock's ticking, buddy.

Let me be blunt, J.L. There are two ways this can go. One of them is that you hand over a man who's done nothing apart from express a view that runs counter to your own to a land where he can spend his last years in peace. The other is that you can force me to make a fight of it for him. I don't want the latter option, but I am fast running out of patience with right-wing aggressiveness.

You want to piss of the Left? Well you've done it. Now are you gonna back off, or am I gonna make you back off? Clock's ticking, buddy.
Even if you guys attack, RB has tons of allies, that combined, will whoop ass.

Maybe I won't attack. Maybe I'll just discreetly send a few packages and watch the fun.

Still ticking, gents. Please don't make me stop you from committing murder by forcing me to commit mass murder instead.

We second DPUOs statement. We are ready to liberate Howard Zinn from the grasp of the Fascists.
Comrade Fluffy, Minister of Destruction of Fascism for the RSUH (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/HogsweatNS/HogsweatCharacters/ComradeFluffyu.jpg)
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What are you talking about Fluffy? We do not stand aside such rash reactions.
Comrade Josef Dorsal, Autocrat of the RSUH (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/HogsweatNS/HogsweatCharacters/JosefDorsalEnd.jpg)


Yes, we do, Joe.
Comrade Fluffy, Minister of Destruction of Fascism for the RSUH (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/HogsweatNS/HogsweatCharacters/ComradeFluffyu.jpg)

Um, no we don't?
Comrade Josef Dorsal, Autocrat of the RSUH (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/HogsweatNS/HogsweatCharacters/JosefDorsalEnd.jpg)

*SCRATCH!*

What was that for? Okay, okay, we offically support DPUO and will use armed force to liberate Howard Zinn if necessary.
Comrade Josef Dorsal, Autocrat of the RSUH (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/HogsweatNS/HogsweatCharacters/JosefDorsalEnd.jpg)
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Oh jesus...you pissed off the cat! Run like hell! RUN!!

We are not scared of a man that has a kitty name.

OOC: xD He basically controls the nation.

We are not scared of a man that has a kitty name.
You didn't click on the link, did you?

J.L., what happened to you? Did you suffer a stroke? Is a monkey running your nation's policy? Have you been replaced by a large but senile computer which happens to have a liking for games of strip poker? You're not just getting less and less moderate, but more and more aggressive.

When will you learn that eventually, the people you're annoying will lose their temper and kick you?

Don't worry, I don't plan on going on a killing spree. I'm just going to kill this old fart and be done with it.

-Generalissimo J.L.

OOC: Honestly tell me, as anyone even read the damn book, first before passing down judgment or just because guy tend to be a leftist, means he has to die. Read the damn the works of the person before casting judgment on the man.

OOC: This bastard defends the Sandinistas, Ho Chi Minh, the Vietcong, Mao Tse-tung, Fidel Castro, Nelson Mandela and the ANC, and scores of other totalitarian murdering bastards, while smearing anticommunists and trying to paint the U.S. in the worst possible light. I read his book, and I literally puked. And no, in real life I don't think he should die, but this is IC.

IC: No, he's getting death. No bribe or idle threat will sway my decision. He is going to die a slow, agonizing, and excruciating death.

-Generalissimo J.L.

OOC:talk to me on AIM
Gutlessness! HA! That's not what you'll be saying when a wave of Hogsweatian steel crushes your men like ants!
Comrade Fluffy, Minister of Destruction of Fascism for the RSUH (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/HogsweatNS/HogsweatCharacters/ComradeFluffyu.jpg)
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Official Response

Hogsweaten steel crushing us? So far it has been Doomingslandian steel crushing YOUR men like insects. The severed heads of fallen Hogsweaten conscripts still decorate Everone Airforce Base in Sovieten, and the rusty hulks that was once your puny fleet still sits at the bottom of our waters. You are nothing.

(OOC: Doom, would Skar be interested in executing Zinn? J.L. will pay him 500 billion dollars to do so, provided he does it as slowly, gruesomely, and painfully as possible.)

OOC:Sure!

OOC:Sure!

(OOC: Thanks!)

To: Skar Tactical Inc.
From: Generalissimo J.L.

Hello, old friend. I have another job for you. It is a simple one, one that you will enjoy greatly. Your objective is to execute Howard Zinn. Please do it in the most hideous, inhumane, repulsive, barbarous manner possible. Pretend you are a communist killing a small child. I will pay you $500,000,000,000 USD when you are successful. Thank you.

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OOC: And that means what? Fucking hell, why does that make him any worse than Americans who try to defend massacres conducted by the CIA in the Far East, or the CIA's ops to bring Pinochet to power in Chile?

And you people wonder why America's hated! You'll never learn, will you?


IC: JL, I don't play games. Why must you persecute a man who has said what you don't like? Well, whatever the reason is, how about I reciprocate? Fancy a bounty on your head, open to anyone and everyone? Or maybe you'd just like for your death to be slow and painful? It can be arranged.

Give him up, JL. Unless you want to cause a lot of trouble - whcih is what you seem to want - give him up, for your good and everyone else's.

OOC: And that means what? Fucking hell, why does that make him any worse than Americans who try to defend massacres conducted by the CIA in the Far East, or the CIA's ops to bring Pinochet to power in Chile?

And you people wonder why America's hated! You'll never learn, will you?


IC: JL, I don't play games. Why must you persecute a man who has said what you don't like? Well, whatever the reason is, how about I reciprocate? Fancy a bounty on your head, open to anyone and everyone? Or maybe you'd just like for your death to be slow and painful? It can be arranged.

Give him up, JL. Unless you want to cause a lot of trouble - whcih is what you seem to want - give him up, for your good and everyone else's.

IC: We'll think about it.

Want to execute Zinn, Parthia?

Please, kill the bastard and make it painful. Shah Khosru would like to have the entire thing boradcasted throughout Parthia on every channel. It would truly be a gift for the entire free world.

-Interior Minister Sassan Savhadkohi

Oh, we will.

Rb will never take the offer. I say kill Zinn! Kill Zinn!

Not to worry.

Roach-Busters, do you remember us? We were the ones who defended you against Socialist Roaches, back in yester year. Please repay that debt now, by realising this socialist unharmed.

OOC:Sure!

If you don't have time, Parthia could execute him for you, if you want. You guys can AIM each other and discuss it, if you'd like.

*ahem*

Roach-Busters, do you remember us? We were the ones who defended you against Socialist Roaches, back in yester year. Please repay that debt now, by realising this socialist unharmed.

The following nations helped against Socialist Cockroaches (in order):

1.Jordaxia
2.Crimson blades
3.The Dark Nexus (although his nation died due to inactivity :()
4.Sarzonia

I'm pretty sure I was involved somehow...

I'm pretty sure I was involved somehow...

I think you might have sent 'peace-keepers,' but I'm not sure.

I'll execute him, rather painfully I add.

I'll execute him, rather painfully I add.

(OOC: Thanks a lot!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D)

Mind if I start?

IC:
In the middle of RB city twelve SAVAK agents dressed in black gowns and hoods stood upon a great wooden platform with a variety of torture devices. The execution would be truly one of the most brutal ever committed by Parthian agents. A cheering crowd began to chant in a single mantra "Justice, Justice, Justice" as they waited for Zinn to be conveyed to the execution.

Mind if I start?

IC:
In the middle of RB city twelve SAVAK agents dressed in black gowns and hoods stood upon a great wooden platform with a variety of torture devices. The execution would be truly one of the most brutal ever committed by Parthian agents. A cheering crowd began to chant in a single mantra "Justice, Justice, Justice" as they waited for Zinn to be conveyed to the execution.

(OOC: Sure, go right ahead!)

IC:

This will be excellent.

-Generalissimo J.L.

(OOC2: Thanks again, btw. ;))

In the middle of RB city twelve SAVAK agents dressed in black gowns and hoods stood upon a great wooden platform with a variety of torture devices. The execution would be truly one of the most brutal ever committed by Parthian agents. A cheering crowd began to chant in a single mantra "Justice, Justice, Justice" as they waited for Zinn to be conveyed to the execution.


A pickup conveyed Zinn slowly through the crowds in the bed of the pickup. He was in the bed, tied to a chair which was attached to the bed. People made way as the truck backed next to the stage and allowed two SAVAK executioners to remove Zinn in chains. They tied Zinn down onto a high wooden chair, so high that his feet were a foot off the ground and removed his socks and shoes. A SAVAK agent wearing a welding mask walked over and then, began to beat the soles of his feet with a spiked club for several minutes as the Commie whimpered in agony. Another brought a welding torch and turning the flame of the torch on, he began to roast the sensitive bottom of the foot. The smell of roasting meat filled the air as Zinn screamed in agony. Then, with a smile, the SAVAK agent untied Zinn and forced him to stand. Zinn screamed in agony before collapsing in a heap upon the floor. A SAVAK agent took a hammer and some thin nails and pounded one into each of Zinn's fingers as he screamed in agony. The SAVAK agents laughed, and then, dragging him by the feet they took him to another machine. Each of his arms were placed upon a slab shaped rock and then, another rock was added on top of his arms laying on the rock and another, and another until his arm bones began to crack under the weight in an awful noise and a horrid scream of utter suffering. For a bit more entertaining torture, Zinn was tied by his shattered arms to a pole in the air and when his shirt was removed, the agents beat the commie with a spiked whip. He screamed like a child as red lines were torn into his back before another hooded executioner threw boiling water from a pot onto his sore back. The treatment was utterly agonizing, but little compared to what was coming next as the agents suspended him by the legs upside down and sawed off his legs at the knee before stopping the bleeding with boiling tar. One of the SAVAK agents said a few simple words, "Take nubby to the final step." And with a sadistic feeling, they dragged him onto a raised table and hooked him up to an IV to prevent him from dying during the procedure. One agent made a small incision in his abdomen, while another inserted his gloved hand and began to pull out Zinn's intestines slowly as the poor Marxist screamed in pain. With Zinn now bearly alive, one agent produced a kitchen knife and began to slowly saw off his head, before finally ripping off part of it and holding it up for the crowds.

A pickup conveyed Zinn slowly through the crowds in the bed of the pickup. He was in the bed, tied to a chair which was attached to the bed. People made way as the truck backed next to the stage and allowed two SAVAK executioners to remove Zinn in chains. They tied Zinn down onto a high wooden chair, so high that his feet were a foot off the ground and removed his socks and shoes. A SAVAK agent wearing a welding mask walked over and then, began to beat the soles of his feet with a spiked club for several minutes as the Commie whimpered in agony. Another brought a welding torch and turning the flame of the torch on, he began to roast the sensitive bottom of the foot. The smell of roasting meat filled the air as Zinn screamed in agony. Then, with a smile, the SAVAK agent untied Zinn and forced him to stand. Zinn screamed in agony before collapsing in a heap upon the floor. A SAVAK agent took a hammer and some thin nails and pounded one into each of Zinn's fingers as he screamed in agony. The SAVAK agents laughed, and then, dragging him by the feet they took him to another machine. Each of his arms were placed upon a slab shaped rock and then, another rock was added on top of his arms laying on the rock and another, and another until his arm bones began to crack under the weight in an awful noise and a horrid scream of utter suffering. For a bit more entertaining torture, Zinn was tied by his shattered arms to a pole in the air and when his shirt was removed, the agents beat the commie with a spiked whip. He screamed like a child as red lines were torn into his back before another hooded executioner threw boiling water from a pot onto his sore back. The treatment was utterly agonizing, but little compared to what was coming next as the agents suspended him by the legs upside down and sawed off his legs at the knee before stopping the bleeding with boiling tar. One of the SAVAK agents said a few simple words, "Take nubby to the final step." And with a sadistic feeling, they dragged him onto a raised table and hooked him up to an IV to prevent him from dying during the procedure. One agent made a small incision in his abdomen, while another inserted his gloved hand and began to pull out Zinn's intestines slowly as the poor Marxist screamed in pain. With Zinn now bearly alive, one agent produced a kitchen knife and began to slowly saw off his head, before finally ripping off part of it and holding it up for the crowds.

Lol, that was the best post in history. Awesome! Thanks a lot!

(Haven't laughed that hard in quite awhile... :D)

Lol, that was the best post in history. Awesome! Thanks a lot!

(Haven't laughed that hard in quite awhile... :D)

Thank you.

Bump for OMG c0nd3mn471on.

-Official Ratheian Government Response-

It has come to our attention that the right-wing community has once more committed another heninous crime against humanity.

This serves only to further degrade your people. They are now below subhuman and are fit for little more than being processed through a wood-chipper.

Be aware, when the left is pushed too hard you will feel our collective might.

bump so everyone appreciates this masterpiece execution.

"J.L! I thought you were in jail! How have you been?"-The Great Leader Li.

ooc: RB? what's your MSN?

bump

"J.L! I thought you were in jail! How have you been?"-The Great Leader Li.

ooc: RB? what's your MSN?

OOC: Don't have one. :(

OOC: How can you capture anyone when any plane or ship leaving your nation is destroyed?

Message from Macabee Government:

"Just kill him!"

Message from Macabee Government:

"Just kill him!"

We did. Or, rather, Parthia did. Check page 5.

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See, look at this barbarians, attacking and mutilating good men simply because of their beliefs, not just good men, but old men, poor old men who should be allowed to die in peace but do these fascists allow them to die in such a way? No! They drag them from their homes, humiliating kind souls before forcing them to a bloody death in front of millions of the fascist, propaganda fuelled inbreds that inhabit Parthia and Roach Busters.

It's funny in a sick way, that the fascists have the audacity to claim that we, the mighty arm of Marx and Lenin's ideals, are the cruel evil men who struggle to defeat the "free world" (A conglomerate of fascists) whereas they are in fact the evil men striving to defeat the enlightened lands of communistic and socialistic nations!

From,

Comrade Leader Nikolai Fedorenkov

See, look at this barbarians, attacking and mutilating good men simply because of their beliefs, not just good men, but old men, poor old men who should be allowed to die in peace but do these fascists allow them to die in such a way? No! They drag them from their homes, humiliating kind souls before forcing them to a bloody death in front of millions of the fascist, propaganda fuelled inbreds that inhabit Parthia and Roach Busters.

It's funny in a sick way, that the fascists have the audacity to claim that we, the mighty arm of Marx and Lenin's ideals, are the cruel evil men who struggle to defeat the "free world" (A conglomerate of fascists) whereas they are in fact the evil men striving to defeat the enlightened lands of communistic and socialistic nations!

From,

Comrade Leader Nikolai Fedorenkov

If 'evil' means loving freedom, than we, the anticommunists of the world, do hereby plead guilty.

-random spokesperson for the former RB government

we rejoice at the death of this vile Marxist and praise the nation so wise to deal with this international poisoner of mankind.

Since our capture of the Right Wing heretic believed to be suffering from a rare strain of disease known as 'Patriotism', The Republic has no other choice than to laugh it's head off at Roach Busters for elliciting a reaction from The Republic that will result in Buckley's gruesome death.

*The video camera focuses in as a man dressed in a clean white shirt and overalls steps up to a podium and places a sheaf of paper on it. On his sleeve is sown the red and black flag of Anarcho-Syndicalism, which, since the April Risings, has also been the flag of The United Socialist States of Yandria. A larger version of the same flag lies draped on the wall behind the podium. The man begins to read a prepared statement as a number of cameras flash*

'The General Council of the Labour Exchange expresses its great sadness at the death of Howard Zinn. Although Yandria's independent communes, and the policy of the Labour Exchange are based upon Anarcho-Syndicalist ideology, rather than Marxism, we still mourn the loss of a prominent leftist historian to the violence, intolerance and hatred of Fascist nations.
As the Labour Exchange General Council has voted to keep the Trade Union Militias reserved for peaceful producing rather than war, and our nation is not a large one, we will not be sending military reprisals against Roach-Busters.'

SECRET I.C.

*The man from the announcement sits at a table in a dimly lit room, gazing at the balaclava wearing figure sat before him*

'How much damage can you do?'
'Plenty, Comrade. They have stepped up their border defences, but they are mostly looking for invading armies, not individual people. Besides, we will find a weak spot to get our crew through.'
'And if this goes wrong...'
The balaclava-man raised a hand. 'We know. We will make no reference to Yandria. We carry no reference to this land, etc. After all, we are not even Yandrian Nationals, Comrade.'
'And when you get across the border?'
'We will begin 'operations'. We will ship explosives across the border in small quantities, that they shall not notice, until we have enough for a reasonable sized bomb. The target shall be Government or Military. No civilians to be killed.'
The first figure nodded 'Good. Make your final preparations, you will be out of Yandrian territory by 3am tomorrow. Six hours, comrades' The man stood, nodded smartly to the figure sat opposite, and then to the small group of balaclava wearing figures by the opposite wall. After he had gone, the figures removed their face coverings. The speaker of their group looked to one in the corner and gestured him forward. He came forward, carrying a small box.
'Well, lets open it up and see how good our forger is, shall we?' The box was opened, revealing cellophane packaged uniforms, compacted into the small space of the box. Alongside this was a bundle of insignias, of the sew-on sort, obviousy intended for the uniform. The speaker raised it up and examined it, grinning at the large crucifix on it. They were military insignia of The Christian Republic. 'Excellent'. He placed it back in the box, which was sealed again, then carried out of the room. Somewhere the sound of an engine ticking over was heard. 'Well Comrades. This is it. He raised a fist aloft in the air. 'No Surrender! Victory or Death!'
'Victory or Death!'
'And from this point on, Brothers and Sisters ...' The speaker grinned widely. 'The Lord shall be our shepherd.'

OOC: First II post, feedback appreciated :)

*The video camera focuses in as a man dressed in a clean white shirt and overalls steps up to a podium and places a sheaf of paper on it. On his sleeve is sown the red and black flag of Anarcho-Syndicalism, which, since the April Risings, has also been the flag of The United Socialist States of Yandria. A larger version of the same flag lies draped on the wall behind the podium. The man begins to read a prepared statement as a number of cameras flash*

'The General Council of the Labour Exchange expresses its great sadness at the death of Howard Zinn. Although Yandria's independent communes, and the policy of the Labour Exchange are based upon Anarcho-Syndicalist ideology, rather than Marxism, we still mourn the loss of a prominent leftist historian to the violence, intolerance and hatred of Fascist nations.
As the Labour Exchange General Council has voted to keep the Trade Union Militias reserved for peaceful producing rather than war, and our nation is not a large one, we will not be sending military reprisals against Roach-Busters.'

SECRET I.C.

*The man from the announcement sits at a table in a dimly lit room, gazing at the balaclava wearing figure sat before him*

'How much damage can you do?'
'Plenty, Comrade. They have stepped up their border defences, but they are mostly looking for invading armies, not individual people. Besides, we will find a weak spot to get our crew through.'
'And if this goes wrong...'
The balaclava-man raised a hand. 'We know. We will make no reference to Yandria. We carry no reference to this land, etc. After all, we are not even Yandrian Nationals, Comrade.'
'And when you get across the border?'
'We will begin 'operations'. We will ship explosives across the border in small quantities, that they shall not notice, until we have enough for a reasonable sized bomb. The target shall be Government or Military. No civilians to be killed.'
The first figure nodded 'Good. Make your final preparations, you will be out of Yandrian territory by 3am tomorrow. Six hours, comrades' The man stood, nodded smartly to the figure sat opposite, and then to the small group of balaclava wearing figures by the opposite wall. After he had gone, the figures removed their face coverings. The speaker of their group looked to one in the corner and gestured him forward. He came forward, carrying a small box.
'Well, lets open it up and see how good our forger is, shall we?' The box was opened, revealing cellophane packaged uniforms, compacted into the small space of the box. Alongside this was a bundle of insignias, of the sew-on sort, obviousy intended for the uniform. The speaker raised it up and examined it, grinning at the large crucifix on it. They were military insignia of The Christian Republic. 'Excellent'. He placed it back in the box, which was sealed again, then carried out of the room. Somewhere the sound of an engine ticking over was heard. 'Well Comrades. This is it. He raised a fist aloft in the air. 'No Surrender! Victory or Death!'
'Victory or Death!'
'And from this point on, Brothers and Sisters ...' The speaker grinned widely. 'The Lord shall be our shepherd.'

OOC: First II post, feedback appreciated :)

Secret IC:

We have reason to believe you are planning an attack on Roach-Busters in our name. While we approve of Anarcho-Syndicalism and it's prophets such as Noam Chomsky we cannot understand why you are trying to implicate us in such an attack, we already have our own 'plans' for Roach-Busters and his nations civilians. We implore a reply comrade.

(OOC: I don't know how you got word of my attack, but I'll go along :) )

Secret IC

Christian Republic

Comrade. We required a nation on which to pin blame, and yours, considering your retaliation kidnappings seemed to fit the bill. We were unaware of your sympathies with Anarcho-Syndicalism, and considering this, we shall now reconsider our use of your nation as a cover, and delay our strike. Do not consider this anything personal. When we were planning this operation, we picked our cover nation on the basis of usefullness and effectiveness, not upon animosities. Do not consider this an attack on your nation itself.

We may not agree with all of your nations policies, yet perhaps we can co-ordinate a strike on Roach-Busters' Government and Military. We shall not get involved in a strike on civilian targets.

(OOC: I don't know how you got word of my attack, but I'll go along :) )

Secret IC

Christian Republic

Comrade. We required a nation on which to pin blame, and yours, considering your retaliation kidnappings seemed to fit the bill. We were unaware of your sympathies with Anarcho-Syndicalism, and considering this, we shall now reconsider our use of your nation as a cover, and delay our strike. Do not consider this anything personal. When we were planning this operation, we picked our cover nation on the basis of usefullness and effectiveness, not upon animosities. Do not consider this an attack on your nation itself.

We may not agree with all of your nations policies, yet perhaps we can co-ordinate a strike on Roach-Busters' Government and Military. We shall not get involved in a strike on civilian targets.

Secret IC: Reply

Our Government and Intelligence services already have something planned for Roach-Busters, it will take effect in the next day. However, if you wish for a safe haven from which to launch your attacks, money and arms then you are welcome to locate a small band of Fighters (up to 3000) in The Republic.

Secret IC: Reply

Our Government and Intelligence services already have something planned for Roach-Busters, it will take effect in the next day. However, if you wish for a safe haven from which to launch your attacks, money and arms then you are welcome to locate a small band of Fighters (up to 3000) in The Republic.

Secret I.C.

We shall do so, although our cell shall number only 15, and our strike shall be a secret one. Any aid you give MUST NOT be from official CR government sources. Nothing must be left to trace from where the assault has come. Our cell members will turn up individually, in different border cities. From there, our operatives shall persue their original plans, having no further contact with any Yandrian location, including the LEGC.

Secret I.C.

We shall do so, although our cell shall number only 15, and our strike shall be a secret one. Any aid you give MUST NOT be from official CR government sources. Nothing must be left to trace from where the assault has come. Our cell members will turn up individually, in different border cities. From there, our operatives shall persue their original plans, having no further contact with any Yandrian location, including the LEGC.

Secret IC

All Money given to shall we say, suspicious groups is organized through a highly complex filter system, there will be no money trail, and you shall be given $5,000,000 Per Annum from which to perform operations. We need to know nothing more than that.

Howard Zinn, a Marxist-Leninist gangster euphemistically dubbed an 'activist' by the leftist American media, and widely revered as a 'historian' (when he is actually a propagandist whose sole intention is to distort history, spread communism, and destroy anticommunist morale and prestige), has been captured today by Roach-Busterian troops. Zinn, in his 80's, has long been on the top of the Department of Counterintelligence's Most Wanted List. Today, after years of scoping the globe, painstakingly searching every inch of every country, following tens of thousands of leads, and investigating hundreds of people, RB troops have finally located Zinn, captured him, and brought him to RB for questioning. He will be executed tonight, on live television.

Let him come to Alexonium; we're pretty left-leaning, and the socialist coalition is in control of the Legislature. He'll be right at home!

Since our capture of the Right Wing heretic believed to be suffering from a rare strain of disease known as 'Patriotism', The Republic has no other choice than to laugh it's head off at Roach Busters for elliciting a reaction from The Republic that will result in Buckley's gruesome death.

We are glad to hear that you plan on executing that neoconservative scum. Neoconservatives are even worse than leftists, because at least leftists are honest about their beliefs.

We are glad to hear that you plan on executing that neoconservative scum. Neoconservatives are even worse than leftists, because at least leftists are honest about their beliefs.

nothing is worse than Marxist agitators.

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