NationStates Jolt Archive

OOC: My first attempt at DJ banter......don't laugh too hard at me.

IC:

"Hello, Hello, Hello! This is DJ Suzie Wong, heading up the first broadcast of Radio Free World! The station which is dedicated to bringing truth, justice, and liberty to your radio, 24/7. Here, we broadcast only the truth. We don't make up the music, we play only the good stuff they won't let you hear, because its 'naughty, or, 'decadent!' We also bring you the news, as it really happens, with no fluff, and no spin, and less talk with more thought! Our programs will enrich the mind, and get you dancin' to the pulse of freedom."

"They can jam our signals, but they can't keep out those feel-good sounds of freedom forever! They can try and arrest those who listen, well too bad, freedom and the beat know no limit imposed by truncheon, bullet or whip. To those fascists who think we won't succeed, we say, 'Go back to your hidey-hole!'"

"Wow!! This is so great. Now, to commemorate the opening of Radio Free World, on Maximum Liberty, the show I DJ, I will play the entirety of The Who's 'Live at Leeds!' So put on your headsets, keep a lookout, and get ready to jam......."

(The Who's "Heaven and Hell" begins playing.....)

OOC: All members that signed up, get ready to post. Those who wanna join this, TG me.

Lineup is:

Upper Xen (host, transitions)
TIoR
Hogsweat
Nutropinia
Anagonia
Holy Paradise
Communist Brazil
Hallad
Psov
Kroblexskij
MassPwnage
Anagonia

((OOC: You think I can get involved?))

OOC: Sure, man. Just TG me with the name of the show, what the content is, and what your host will be.....

ooc: you're almost impossible to find, so either TG me or MSN me.

OOC: MassPwnage, TG me if interested.......I usually exist in other people's threads, and rarely make my own that succeed. I don't have MSN.

You had an idea?

IC:

"Woo! That was Heaven and Hell, by The Who.....now, without further ado...... I CAN'T EXPLAIN! HIT IT, BOYS!"

(I Can't Explain by the Who plays....)

((OOC: I TGed you Xen.))

ooc: When I do a nation search, I can't find you. And I can't you on NSEconomy.

((OOC: I TGed you Xen.))

OOC: Saw it. Intriguing.....now, check yours.

ooc: When I do a nation search, I can't find you. And I can't you on NSEconomy.

OOC: Did you use Upper Xen? If so, yo've got me....this sounds like matenance's call.

((OOC: Xen, check your TGs.... again.))

Xen: Can I have a Hogsweat Hour, were I get an hour of broadcast a day? please? ( I have a good idea)

"And............that was rockin! Classic rock, the way it was meant to be heard. No lip-syncing here, folks! We play music from a time where men really sang, and where bands played real instruments, not synthesizers or any of that pretty-boy crap. So, for all those listening, cherish that moment. Now, a quick introduction, from the Island of Rose, a land which needs no intro, MC Sexy!"

Xen: Can I have a Hogsweat Hour, were I get an hour of broadcast a day? please? ( I have a good idea)

OOC: Go right ahead.

Bump for Rose........

IC:

"Well, he should be on in a few......"

SEXY!

"Hah hah! Welcome to F.U. Minute, or other form of time scale. I am yo host MC Sexy, 'cause I'm so sexy I have it in my name!" This was an hispanic speaking, but he did sound like a black man. "That was Suzi Wong introducing me and I would like to thank her for that!"

"All right, let's get started. You know what's messed up? Them friken Nazi nations man! They oppress and oppress and these so called democratic nations doing nothin'! Anyway, enough of my complaints. Let's talk to Suzi, she at the Who concert, Suzi how they do?"

Awesome. Xen, you got any IMs?

Well, I have Yahoo.

EDIT: When you introduce me i'll post it agian ^_^

Well, I have Yahoo.
What's ya yahoo?

SEXY!

"Hah hah! Welcome to F.U. Minute, or other form of time scale. I am yo host MC Sexy, 'cause I'm so sexy I have it in my name!" This was an hispanic speaking, but he did sound like a black man. "That was Suzi Wong introducing me and I would like to thank her for that!"

"All right, let's get started. You know what's messed up? Them friken Nazi nations man! They oppress and oppress and these so called democratic nations doing nothin'! Anyway, enough of my complaints. Let's talk to Suzi, she at the Who concert, Suzi how they do?"

"Well MC Sexy, lemme tell you, Classic Rock never sounded so good. All the best.......MAXIMUM R&B, everybody!"

OOC:When it comes to news, introduce my guy. MC n00kz.

OOC: Got it. Finishing up TIoR. I made an OOC Thread....so for future reference, use it, and use it well :).

MC Sexy chuckled. "And old school hip hop with some rock in it! Let me tell ya how it is over here, some bullshit happens and I rant about it a'ight? Now let me tell ya something. These so called democratic nations allow the nazis to go everywhere. But they're gonna pay, and we gonna win too. Lemme tell ya though, Sergei's an old hag, Robert's gonna win this election for sure!"

"Another thing. I like the Beatles more then the Who. But that's me. Now let's get this started."

MC Sexy chuckled once again. "Now I'm gonna put some alternate rap for ya, it's called "Aisle 10". The story of love in a store."

The button was pressed, and the song began.

Uh-huh
Ooh, ooh
Yeah, heh
(We need some help on aisle ten)

I see you at my job (uh-huh)
You carrying yourself so well (so well)
I made myself a promise (what's that?)
Not to get emotional (uh-huh)
As I remain stable (stable)
I take another glance at you (at you)
If we were at the disco, whoa-whoa
Then I would have to dance with you
This isn't cool (not cool)

And in my lonely eyes
I see myself in eloquent strives (eloquent strives)
In a dark tuxedo, here goes
Nothing to her (what-what?)

*Hello, Allison, I wanna hold your hand
I haven't been the same man
Since I saw you comin' in
Let's have a toast to the girl in aisle ten
(We need some help in aisle ten)

Hello, Allison, I wanna hold your hand
I haven't been the same man
Since I saw you comin' in
Let's have a toast to the girl in aisle ten
(Check it out)

I seen you, about a quarter after nine (after nine)
You shine the neon sign
Where are you from? (From)
You float like an angel at night
Until the light (light)
And leave me with this song to write
And now I'm loaded, holding my sack
Yo, wonderin' wherever she is at
With a line of customers getting mad
They didn't see what I seen (nuh-uh)
The store queen made it easier
For one fine he

And in my bloodshot eyes
All I can see is everything's fine (everything's fine)
With a turning stomach
Running thoughts through my head

Hello, Allison, I wanna hold your hand
I haven't been the same man
Since I saw you comin' in
Let's have a toast to the girl in aisle ten
(We need some help in aisle ten)

Hello, Allison, I wanna hold your hand
I haven't been the same man
Since I saw you comin' in
Let's have a toast to the girl in aisle ten

You came in here again (wha-what?)
I'm drinking by the copier (copier)
I made myself a promise (what's that?)
That I would finally talk to her (ha ha)
As I remain stable (stable)
I take another drink for you (for you)
I set it on the table, whoa-whoa
I'm sure I look a drunken fool
I'm seein' two (whoa)

And in my lonely eyes
I see myself in eloquent stride
In a sharp tuxedo, here goes
Nothing to her (wha-wha-wha-what?)

Hello, Allison, I wanna hold your hand
I haven't been the same man
Since I saw you comin' in
Let's have a toast to the girl in aisle ten
(We need some help in aisle ten)

Hello, Allison, I wanna hold your hand
I haven't been the same man
Since I saw you comin' in
Let's have a toast to the girl in aisle ten
(We need some help in aisle ten)

Hello, Allison
On aisle ten, aisle ten, aisle ten
Yeah-heh, yeah-heh, aisle ten
We need some help on aisle ten
Hello, Allison
Ooh, whoa-oh-oh, ooh, yeah-e-yeah
Ooh, whoa-oh-oh
Hello, Allison
Yeah...
Hello, Allison
I wanna hold your hand
I haven't been the same man
(Hello, Allison)
Since I saw you comin' in
Hello, Allison!
Ooh, whoa-oh-oh...
Hello, Allison!!!

"Well that's enough of me, back to ya Ms. Asia."

"Thanks, MC Sexy. Now...let's bring on the Hogsweateans!"

The Broadcast passed to MC n00kz.

"Wazza, Proletariat of the world, and welcome to Resist Bourgouise News Channel, where we bring ya top class newz bout all da wars n' crap that we're winnin! Boy, d'we got some cool news for ya terday.
First off, we got sum explainen ta do 'bout the Resist Borgouise Movement.

The Resist Borgouise Movement is da shitz! What we do is, you have ta set up yer own Resist Bourgouise Branch for ya District, and we send ya... wait fer it.. 50 million bucks a month. Rememba now tho, this is ter make all worken conditions n' stuff better for yaz, so ya can buy food n' stuff. Ain't that great!

Coupla days ago now, 'dose imperialist Hatarians invaded sum nation with all their fancy boats n' crap! But the Rosians showed 'dem who was boss! The Hatarians even agreed to peace after the Rosian's showed 'em what for!

That's all for terday folks, thanks fer listenin to Resist Bourgouise News! And remember, sign up to Resist Bourgouise Movement terday! Now here's sum tunes for ya"

MC n00ks flipped the switch, and "Gonna Die For Ya Government" blared on..

After it finished, MC n00ks ended his brief broadcast.
"Right Back Atcha, Suzi!"

"Thanks, MC n00kz. Folks, wasn't that nice and smooth like? Awesome. Now, let's get this crazy train moving, and introduce the Nutropinians!"

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Hello, And this is Dave Memory, broadcasting from deep with in the Montclair Range of Nutropinia, where the Dictator cannot stop me. This is Straight Talk Episode One, a call in talk show where we discuss my topic of the night. Tonights topic is the growth of the Military-Industrial Complex in the Nationstates World. Over the years it has become apparent that the Military-Industrial Complex has grown in size and power to take over the World in an effort to start a New World Order under a Trans-National organization called the Illuminati. The Illuminati are a group of the world's elite who have been slowly taking over power of the worlds governments since the establishment of the United States of America. They are a masonic organization with domination plans. Today we will discuss how they use drugs to subdue the populace. Ever since the Seventies with the growth of the Cocaine trade out of Columbia the Illuminati has been using drugs to subdue the populace and placed additives in the drugs to make people puppets to the Military-Industrial Complex. However, Illuminati has gotten even more insidious. Every vaccination you take is just a medicine in order to subdue you to their whim. Take the Flu shot. This shot is given every year because it is neccessary to give a different, stronger dose of Mind-Control Meds because after around 365 days the meds wear off. Now it is time to take two calls and hear your opinions to what I say.

OOC: Ok, what you guys now do is just type your response to what I typed, and then I will respond to what you say. I want one person to type in agreeing with me and one calling me a crackpot. Thanks!

President Sergei, yes he listens to radical radio when he's bored, was bored. He was listening to a man talking about an Illuminati and other things he doesn't know. Sergei found this amusing. He picked up his phone, dialed the number, and started calling.

"Ummm yes, Dave Memory? I am Sergei Ilyanov of The Island of Rose. Aka its President. Why do you believe there is an Illuminati?" He asked, he chuckled. "And further more, why are you talking things that nobody will ever believe?"

Hello President, And listeners here is one of the leaders I was talking about. Denying the Illuminati exist. HA!

However to answer your questions. I know the Illuminati exists because one, I have obtained evidence from within the Nutropinian government and have documents right on my lap referring to drug plots and the establishment of a New World Order. I also have sources and documents from all the worlds top governments, Including yours President. However, I truely know, and although I am ashamed to admit it I used to be a member of Free-Masonry and the Illuminati. My job as a chemist was to engineer Mind-Control Properties into first Cocaine and then as we got more sophisticated, vaccines. Secondly, I preach what I know. If people refuse to believe me, and believe the person who attacks me, that is their decision. However, it will be their downfall when Illuminati takes over and establishes an NWO and the public is not prepared.

The President got into a laughing fit. He rolled on the floor, the table, the chair, and anything else he could roll on. After about 5 minutes, he took another minute to catch his breath. He took his seat, picked up the phone, and sighed wiping a tear off his eye. "Hah! Government files on the Confederation? Okay, I dare you to tell the world how I am involved in this so called Illuminati you speak of."

Ok I am sorry but I have to hang up on you we have other callers. Feel free to listen to my response. While I was working doping up vaccines we recieved an order for Millions of Vaccines to be sent to The Island of Rose, personally signed by you. The order specifically said that the vaccines must be engineered to instill obidience in the Illuminati. Thank you for your call. We have time for one more call.

Are we going to get anymore calls or am I going to have to get that Rosian to give a rebuttal?

OOC: Hold on TIoR, if no one calls in a few, I will post asking you to respond.

Ok, Lets get that Crazy Rosian Back on the line. How do you respond President Sergei.

Sergei sighed. "You know, I could say that you had sexual relations with a monkey. You can say anything you want, people won't believe you."

Well at least I am not resorting to petty insults. I have evidence, the evidence will be going on my website. However, I also have evidence of secret talks between you and the Nutropinian leader, Dictator Paul 'The Mad' Silver advocating, and agreeing to increase the drug trade in order to subdue the masses. How do you respond to that?

Sergei chuckled. "I don't even know how Paul looks like, nor have I ever traveled to your country."

I already knew that. The transcripts I have are from a phone conversation. How do you refute this? Drug Trafficking, Poisoning of the Populace. The documents will go up on my website.

Sergei yawned. "Simple, anybody can type up a transcript."

Yes, but not everyone can fake a tape. Maybe I should play it next show. But before I do, would you like me to send you a copy.

OOC: Don't think this is the Actual Nutropinian stance, this is just some a--hole conspiracy theorist, who is actually being hunted down by the government.

Yes, but not everyone can fake a tape. Maybe I should play it next show. But before I do, would you like me to send you a copy.

Sergei chuckled. "Every Russian has a Russian accent like mine. And you could've connected words that Paul said to make the tape."

Sorry Sergei, but you can get back to your Vodka Induced Stupor. We have run out of time. Maybe you can call back next week and give me some real evidence against my claims. But next week we will be discussing how the AIDS virus and other diseases were released by the Illuminati as population control. Now, Back to you Suzi.

"Alrighty then! That was some nice, unaltered commentary by Nutropinia's Dave Memory! Now, because I was prodded by my station manager, I am sort of willing to host Holy Paradise's Conservative G. Didn't his nation say hooray to some historian getting killed? Whatever. Why a conservative square? We are about freedom, here is....Conservative G!"

OOC: bump...

HEY NOW! Here's DJ Musikal with Cannibal Corpse's "Stripped, Raped and Strangled." Banned in 160 nations!

(Song Plays)

Next song is D12's Just Like You, Followed by D12's Under the Influence

ooc: I'm all about music and maybe some illegal poetry/book readings.

OOC: Nice....but I believe that Holy Paradise was next. Sorry, man.

Unless he doesn;t respond soon. Anyway, I had a lineup at my first post.

Next up a reading of
Chapter 4 of Harry Potter and the Demonic Anti-Christian Demon of Doom.

followed by Anal ****'s (yes that's a band) "I Like Drugs and Child Abuse."

Hello, I'm Conservative G, and you are listening to the HPC show! Today's major topic: Angelic Freedom. As many of you know, AF is a ruthless, violent terrorist group that will kill anyone and anything. Well, now, the world is going to strike back. Protests against AF in my home country, Holy Paradise, have shown that we hate AF. The current belief of how to punish AF is "eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth" and I agree. The evil group's most recent atroucity is the slaughter of about 2,000 innocent children in Euroslavia. So, AF, if you are listening, you wacked up sickos, is that, we. will. find you. And when we do, your ass will be burning in Hell!

Bump to get this moving.

IC:

Gordon Lew was listening to this. He had pldeged money to back RFW, and so he wanted to know what he was funding.

When he heard the man from Holy Paradise, he called in.

"Hello, is this Conservative G? This is President Gordon Lew of Upper Xen. I agree with you there, these thugs must be stopped majorly. They are a menace, and a threat to all that is good and holy."

Dave Memory, Radio Host of the show Straight Talk was listening and decided to call in.

"Hello, this is Dave Memory. I agree that Angelic Freedom is a menace but you must remember and inform the listeners that AF is just a tool of the Illuminati. A tool to instill fear in the populace and gain control of nations."

And Now for a call in show.

Our Question is:

"Wouldn't it be better if everyone was treated equally under the law? And aren't civil rights around the world being constantly abused while those with the power to change it sit on their asses and do fuck nothing but watch TV and eat fast food?"

OOC: MassPwnage just to inform you if you haven't been reading but it isn't time for your show yet.

ooc: oh damn! crap. (bitchslaps himself) Sorry bout' that....

OOC: Hahaha, no problem. There is a list of show orders in the first post.

OOC: You're forgiven. Now, let's get this going! :)

ooc: kk, read it, i'll go after Kroblexskij

bump to get things moving....

Please Welcome the Psovian National Choir!


*lots of Applause*


Unbreakable Union of the Psovian People,
Great Psov has welded forever to stand.
Born in struggle by the will of God,
Great and mighty, our Glorious land!

Sing to the Motherland, home of the free
(or at least that's what you've been told),
Stronghold of peoples in brotherhood Great.
O Party of Wendar, the strength of the people,
To Communism's triumph lead us on!

Through tempests the sunrays of freedom have cheered us,
To a righteous cause we have raised up the people,
Through our greatness and overt Glorious,
labor of the people and valorous deed.

Sing to the Motherland, home of the free
(or at least that's what you've been told),
Stronghold of peoples in brotherhood Great.
O Party of Wendar, the strength of the people,
To Communism's triumph lead us on!

In the vict'ry of Communism's deathless ideal,
We see the future of our Great Land.
And to her fluttering Glorious banner,
Selflessly true we always shall stand!


Sing to the Motherland, home of the free
(or at least that's what you've been told),
Stronghold of peoples in brotherhood Great.
O Party of Wendar, the strength of the people,
To Communism's triumph lead us on!

Suzi Wong went, "Alright....that was the Psovian National Choir, with a stirring hym to inspire the soul to action. Now, let's listen as they continue...."

ooc: going on vacation for a couple days, if i can't post while on vacation, use my previous posts for reference.

ooc: Got it.

[OOC: Niall Connoly and Dr. Felix Garcia are waiting at the frontlines in Tunisia for a special report as soon as you are ready.]

"Okay, and that was the Psovian National Choir. Now, some important news from Niall Connolly and Dr. Felix Garcia in Tunisia, courtesy of our friends in the FPCB! WHOO! Back to you, guys!"

"This is FREE AMERICA RADIO, bringing you the message for the liberation of the Third World, brought to you by the revolutionary government of the Free People of Communist Brazil. I am Dr. Felix Garcia, chariperson of the Committee of State from the People's Communist Part of Brazil.

We bring you a live report from the northern nation of Tunisia, from the oppressed people of Africa. Our African comrades are fighting for their freedom from the totalitarian regime of the Risbani government, which has bought Tunisia fromt he corrupt and reactionary government of Tunisia. This was adverse to the Tunisian people, and people are acting now.

Months ago, the FPCB had fought for the case of three Irishmen, fighters for freedom in the Columbian nation. They had been exiled by the Risbani government because they fought for the liberation of Northern Ireland and the entirety of Eire. Already the Risbanis have betrayed the Irish people by selling the territory of Northern Ireland to Golencia.

The 'Columbia Three' are under political asylum and are now citizens of the FPCB, who is protefcting them from the Columbian government and the puppets in the INTERPOL organization. One of them is working in the Joint Mission for Tunisian Liberation, Niall Connoly.

Currently, Mr. Connoly is on the field, on board a DPUO ship on course to Tunisia. We have him on the line. Good evening Mr. Connolly."

"Good evening doctor. I'm just getting use to the boat here."

"Indeed Niall.. What's the situation from your perspective?"

"As you probally well know, Felix, the DPUO's navy is spearheading the attack on the Risbani occupying force. Me and my team are performing a supplementary objective by establishing a connection with the Tunisian resistence. We are to establish the invisible war in Tunisia, a guerilla war."

"I know you can't give us any details for security reasons, but what can you tell us about the plan?"

"Not much else than the FPCB and the rest of the nations in the Joint Mission have told you Felix."

"That's fine Niall. How about we open the line to any listeners who want to ask any questions. Here, our first caller is on the line. Your on...."

"Hi, this is Jacob Hsu, from Wuhan, I am from Union Local 456 of the Xenizen Steelworkers' Coalition. I just want to know what the FPCB and DPUO will be doing to hlp the Tunisian people after they are freed?"

Niall Connolly paused before reply over the slightly crackling radio.

"The Joint Mission will be ousting the Risbani occupation and establishing a temporary interim government. The DPUO is giving the FPCB full responsibility of the nation building proccess. We will be working towards the social democratic state like that of the FPCB. A fully democratic, internal revolutionary style of government is to be established, upholding the wishes of the worker and of socialism. As such, it will be a socialist state sponsored by the FPCB. However, we will be taking extraordinary precautions to making sure it is fully democratic and fair to the Tunisian people."

"If I may also interject, Connolly, since I am an official representative of the FPCB, I will also say that Tunisia is to be free from foreign exploitation and oppression, and the PCPB will be working towards making sure Tunisia will never once again be unfairly taken over by a totalitarian government."

"Thank you, Felix. I will also like to say that we are not going in the style of western nations and puppetry. We are seeking the liberation of the Third World. One of my jobs is to further the liberation message, and the FPCB will not force any sort of government or law upon the TUnisian people, it is their place to chose."

"Thank you Mr. Hsu. Next caller, you are on the air."

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*The Chorus resumes singing*

Arise ye workers from your slumbers
Arise ye prisoners of want
For reason in revolt now thunders
And at last ends the age of cant.
Away with all your superstitions
Servile masses arise, arise
We'll change henceforth [forthwith] the old tradition [conditions]
And spurn the dust to win the prize.

So comrades, come rally
And the last fight let us face
The Internationale unites the human race.
So comrades, come rally
And the last fight let us face
The Internationale unites the human race.

No more deluded by reaction
On tyrants only we'll make war
The soldiers too will take strike action
They'll break ranks and fight no more
And if those cannibals keep trying
To sacrifice us to their pride
They soon shall hear the bullets flying
We'll shoot the generals on our own side.

No saviour from on high delivers
No faith have we in prince or peer
Our own right hand the chains must shiver
Chains of hatred, greed and fear
E'er the thieves will out with their booty [give up their booty]
And give to all a happier lot.
Each [those] at the forge must do their duty
And we'll strike while the iron is hot.

"I think we lost our connection with our second caller. This is Dr. Felix Garcia, and I am sorry we have to close our show so early. What you just head was the Psovian Chorus singing the song 'Le Internationale', a song of liberation and pride. We had to play the song because of our technical difficulties. Currently, there is an energy crisis in Brazil, though hopefully this will be resolved. We thank you for listening.

This is FREE AMERICA RADIO, telling you the real story from behind the borders of the Third World, speaking for liberation across the oppressed. This is Dr. Felix Garcia, signing off. Wong?"

"Well, then, let's hear it for Dr. Felix Garcia....bringing the truth, indeed. Now....let's hear it for Omar Al'Sabiir, straight from Hallad, with 'Red or Dead!'"

OOC:

Hmmm....wonder when Anagonia's program will come up, lol. Its probably too boring anyway, lol.

OOC: Now, now......I added you, after Masspwnage

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The Internationale plays as the show begins. At the end of the song an announcer begins to speak.

"Comrades! Gather around the radio, it's time for Red or Dead. Prepare yourself for some of the most heated debate around the Socialist world and some good old Left Vs Right debate. And now, comrade Omar Al'Sabiir will lead the discussion."

Al'Sabiir begins to speak. He is well educated and fluent in 5 languages, but he still has a heavy Arabic accent. "Thank you comrade. Today we have an excellent program for the Proletarians. A few suprise guests and our main guest, Capitalism Now Party leader Mustafa Fenris. Fenris is age 78 now and still the leader of the CNP of Hallad. Well, that should be interesting, we also have a segment for your own letters and e-mails you've sent us! But, first a comercial break."

Al'Sabiir chuckled. "Sorry, comrades, no messages from the Bourgeoisie today."

OOC: Not done at all. Just a simple introduction. Rounding up guests...

"I've been told people want me to come on this program and speak... I'll need details."


Czar Roger Fabus

"Well....Czar Fabus. This is DJ Suzie Wong, I am the Head DJ on RFW....Apparently, you are to debate with Mr. Al'Sabiir. Simply put, when he asks you a question, you give a response, he contests it, and you reply back. That is the way it works."

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CE you go after MassPwnage.

I am still waiting for Hallad....

OOC: Can't wait to unleash my guys on the airwaves.