NationStates Jolt Archive


"DDR is pure evil....."

Muru
21-12-2004, 05:12
[WNN] -- The reporter checked that he was standing in front of the camera, a tech checked the sound, and the news report rolled.

"....or so said Muruian officals today after the music in the popular "Dance Dance Revolution" game was found to contain the message Communism is bad. Capitalism is good. You will wear your pants very low. recorded at a subliminal level.

This proved to be a disaster to entertainment industry, one of the few independent industires left in communist Muru. Governement storm troopers moved into Arcades around the country firing teargas into the DDR area's and then removing the machines. When asked why they used teargas against non-violent crowds, they responded 'because those damn punks always wear their pants too low'.

The government is commencing investigations into the source of this messaging, and although there is no offical word yet, our sources indicate that foreign sabotage is suspected. We will continue to post updates as the situation continues. I'm World News Network Muruian corrispondent John Coulter."

OOC: Looking for a capitalist country to be the force behind this, no confilct should result, it would jsut be diplomatic.
Generic empire
21-12-2004, 05:37
Chancellor Dmitri Rubellai slammed the report down onto his desk.

"Blast! They're onto us! I knew this crazy scheme would never work! Get in touch with the Emperor, and inform him of the situation. Also, get the Black guard to destroy the remaining subliminal DDR messaging units. We can't let them trace this back to us."
EASTERNBLOC
21-12-2004, 05:46
this must stop.. capitolism must not be allowed to continue.. coveting wealth is not the way to power! they will learn that.. the union did not give you those clothes for you to wear them poorly, the union wil remove them... and you will die in russian winter! :mad: