NationStates Jolt Archive

The Former Soviet Republic of Parsbekistan has recently re-outfited its soliders weapons and we are selling our old guns to any one that gives us the best offer before 24 hours from now. It is not alot but it could help out a nation in a jam.
~5,000,000 M1-Garands
~360,000 AK-47s
~5,360,000 Beretta 92/92S 9mm pistols
-President
Max Parsbeki

prepare to becrushed.

Neo sephrioth that response had no purpose please dont post unless it has some form of meaning.

we wish to order ever weapon here.

Then name what you want to bid on it the auction ends in 24 hours

We bid 500 Million.

5,000,000 M1-Garands
~360,000 AK-47s
~5,360,000 Beretta 92/92S 9mm pistols 2.45 billion for every thing

Neo Seph, Aren't you banned from buying weaponry right now?

Wait he is?
Your bid is not noted until I get to the bottom of this.

could someone please tell me about this

OOC: I don't know, last time I heard he wasn't supposed to be buying weapons during negotiations he is having. However, those might have ended. But you just might want to check that out. I am not using this as a tactic to get the weapons, frankly I have no use for them other than as surplus back up.

can anyone get me some sort of url to this negotiation?

Just dont worry about it. Completely disregard Sephrioth.

If it was me, I wouldn't sell a pea shooter to anyone who can't spell "every".

Just think.

"I SHOOTZ YOU WIT MY 5,000,000 M1-Garands
~360,000 AK-47s
~5,360,000 Beretta 92/92S 9mm pistols !! YOUR PERSON OF LEADERSHIP DUIZ!11 KLOL"

On a similar note, I bid 1 billion.

Assuming, of course, I can modify them to my own specs?

of course you can they would be yours. Anyway after looking up seproth's record I am permenantly ignoring him. and your bid is noted

Since none of the negotiating parties have replied for days, I declare the negotiations dead, and he can buy whatever weapons he wish.

On the other side, I'd like to bid 20 million for the Garands (for my WW2 RP)

sorry cotland but you have been out-bidded

Fine. 1 Billion and a packet of crisps

We will bid 1 Billion 1 Million USD.

ooooo crisps

1 billion 1,1 million AND ten packets of crisps!

1 Billion, 1 Million, 1 Cent and a Lifetime Supply of Crisps.

for what reason have you left?
do you not know what opening your doors to the west will do to your country? return... we will show you communism works well when a strong dictator is leading the children of the state.

you will see, the west is wrong. :confused:

I will bid $2,000,000,000,000 ($2 Trillion) for these rubbish weapons.

Why?
Because I can.

Intelligent Neighbors you have won the auction, and we will ship these "rubish" weapons upon delivery of the 2 trillion dollars.
-President
Max Parsbeki

bump

Thankyou, we will dispose of them for you immediately.