NationStates Jolt Archive


President Craig Kisses 2 Billionth Baby

The Burnsian Desert
20-12-2004, 16:54
BNN News Headquarters
Highfather
The Burnsian Desert

"...and in other news today, President-General Mitchell Craig was on hand to kiss the two billionth baby born in The Burnsian Desert. The bouncing baby boy, at a healthy 12 pounds, 2 ounces, has a full college scholarship to the Burnsian International University. Named Ryan, President Craig stated that the small boy symbolized the growth of TBD from a small desert community into the bustling, healthy region it is today. The National Congress has declared today a 'W00t Part-ay Day.'"

OOC:

Yeah! 2 Billion! W00t!
Dumpsterdam
20-12-2004, 17:20
Congratulations on your 2 billionth citizen, we hope the Burnsian Desert continues to prosper.

Luckily our 2 billionth citizen was born yesterday in a refugee camp in the former land of the Merchant Guilds, with the current siege of Dumpsterdam over twenty million people have been evacuated to other countries and the chances are that he will never see his homeland.

Elizabeth Lane,
Imperial Councillor,
Minister of Internal Affairs.
The Burnsian Desert
20-12-2004, 17:59
Hmm... bump.
Henrytopia
20-12-2004, 18:55
The Protectorate of Henrytopia would like to congratulate The Burnsian Desert on this momentous occasion. I am sure the people of your great nation were thrilled to see President-General Craig kissing little Ryan over the network.

Ambassador Altus Valure
The Protectorate of Henrytopia
The Burnsian Desert
20-12-2004, 18:59
Thank you to all who have sent their congratulations; the citizens of The Burnsian Desert wishes to thank you as well.
Dr_Twist
20-12-2004, 19:02
Congratulations TBD for the birth of your 2 Billionth Citizen.

Well done.
Upper Xen
20-12-2004, 19:06
Dear President Craig,

We congratulate you on your nation's 2 billionth baby. We are reaching that level, and it is nice to see that another nation is prospering. Live long, and we hope that you do well in the future.

Gordon Lew
President
Rep. of Upper Xen
Nikolaos The Great
20-12-2004, 19:10
Official Public Announcement

I congratulate The Burnsian Desert on reaching a 2 billion population. May it live on and prosper in peace.

-Emperor Atticus of Greece
The Burnsian Desert
20-12-2004, 19:13
We appreciate all congratulations, thank you very much! We know that you all are great friends on this uncertain world stage.
Neo sephrioth
20-12-2004, 19:16
neo sephrioth sends the tbd a package.
The Burnsian Desert
20-12-2004, 19:17
neo sephrioth sends the tbd a package.

If the package is a bomb/dark magic/other bad stuff, click this (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/commando_burns/ubertoaster.gif).

If not, thank you.
Neo sephrioth
20-12-2004, 19:18
it is light magic.
The Burnsian Desert
20-12-2004, 19:20
it is light magic.

Which is good, I take it?
Neo sephrioth
20-12-2004, 19:21
yes harmless it is pet for the child.
The Burnsian Desert
20-12-2004, 19:22
yes harmless it is pet for the child.

Thank you very much. May your nation grow and prosper.
Neo sephrioth
20-12-2004, 19:24
may the magic protect and guide you.
Dimmimar
20-12-2004, 19:54
I hope that this baby will lead an extremely horrible life, constantly in a perpetual state of agony and that she will die young, in the most excruciating and agonizing manner possible.

Good day.

Baron Manfred von Konan
Minister for Foreign Affairs
TehInterwebGame
20-12-2004, 20:18
Hehe. It's funny cause it's true.
The Burnsian Desert
20-12-2004, 20:36
I hope that this baby will lead an extremely horrible life, constantly in a perpetual state of agony and that she will die young, in the most excruciating and agonizing manner possible.

Good day.

Baron Manfred von Konan
Minister for Foreign Affairs

The problem is, it's a boy.

And, please look at this (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/commando_burns/ubertoaster.gif).

:)