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Yuna Mannerheim resigns (Cabinet openings)

Sevaris
20-12-2004, 03:08
Secret IC: Alec and Yuna have been having a slight crisis as of late- Yuna's latest episode in Mississippi made Alec rather angry indeed. While talking to Yuna, Alec got her to admit that her job was causing her to slowly lose her mind, and that she needed to quit, for the good of the country, for the good of her daughter, and to save her marriage.

IC:

MADRID

Today, in a rather unexpected move, Yuna Mannerheim resigned from all her positions, citing health reasons. The full text of her speech is below.

"Dear citizens of Sevaris, It's been a pleasure working for you and serving you on the international stage- but I'm afraid I must say goodbye. Unfortunately, my job has been taking a toll on my health as of late- I have been diagnosed with bi-polar disorder, as well as schizophrenia. I have decided that it would no longer be good for me to act as your foriegn minister with these problems.

However, I pledge to you that I will return to serve you once more. Thank you."

Yuna Mannerheim's resignation opens up such various slots as Deputy Secretary of the Falange Party and the Ministry of Foriegn Affairs. Kaiser Alec Mannerheim is expected to name a replacement soon.

THIS HAS BEEN AN SBS BROADCAST.
Decisive Action
20-12-2004, 03:11
"With Yuna gone, there is an opening with the Ministry of Health, yes? Since she seemed to be the expert on Venereal Disease..."


Joseph Mladic
Sevaris
20-12-2004, 03:11
"With Yuna gone, there is an opening with the Ministry of Health, yes? Since she seemed to be the expert on Venereal Disease..."


Joseph Mladic

"Have you no shame, sir? My wife is getting help for her problems, and you go and tear her head off. She's getting help. I suggest you do the same."

-Alec Mannerheim
Decisive Action
20-12-2004, 03:33
"Have you no shame, sir? My wife is getting help for her problems, and you go and tear her head off. She's getting help. I suggest you do the same."

-Alec Mannerheim


"Problems you caused, she was a fine, clean, happy, and pure woman when she was with Curtis in the mid 90s, only later when she left him did she turn to whoredom. You are the cause of her problems, jackass."

Joseph Mladic
Sevaris
20-12-2004, 03:36
"Problems you caused, she was a fine, clean, happy, and pure woman when she was with Curtis in the mid 90s, only later when she left him did she turn to whoredom. You are the cause of her problems, jackass."

Joseph Mladic


"Me? Cause her problems? Bullshit. I let her be my Foriegn Affairs minister. She wanted the job. However, I didn't know that people like you served in the field of international diplomacy. People like you drove her insane. Now, hopefully, I can help her get better again."

-Alec Mannerheim
Decisive Action
20-12-2004, 10:00
"We hope that Yuna is able to make a complete recovery, and we offer any and all of our facilities, technicians, machines, doctors, experts, scientists, anything that is needed, to help her, free of charge."


Czarina Alice Fabus




"Our prayers are with Yuna that she makes a quick and complete recovery."

Czar Roger Fabus (message delivered by Alice Fabus)





"I sincerely hope that Yuna gets well, as she is an integral part of the stability of Sevaris and she is a world leader, and as such, I have a great deal of respect for what she has achieved in the past and realize her best years likely lie ahead of her and there is no telling what she might achieve yet."

Dr. William Fabus
Governor-General, South Africa





"Whatever problems we've had in the past aside, it is with all my heart that I hope Yuna gets well. God bless you, Yuna."


Dr. Curtis Fabus
Deputy Foreign Minister
NEMA Director



"I find it quite disturbing that such a fine woman be troubled and plagued with such problems, I wish her well and I will offer the services of my personal physicians if she requires."

Dr. George Fabus
DISDB Deputy Commander





"My thoughts and prayers are with Alec and Yuna in this trying time. May the Lord bless you and keep you."

Dr. Henry Fabus
Deputy Minister of Defense
Chairman of the Domestic Intelligence Oversight Committee




"The advanced medical facilities of Mississippian Egypt are certainly willing to treat Yuna for free, if she so desires. Our thoughts and prayers are with her."

Dr. John Tallmadge
Governor-General, Mississippian Egypt
Field Marshal "Army of Mississippian Egypt" (Active)
Field Marshal 1st Parachute Army (Retired from post)
General 11th Parachute Division (Retired from post)




"We here in Western Sahara will make it a point that our churches have a mass prayer session to pray for this sickly woman who now, more than ever, needs the love and prayer of her fellow human beings. God bless."

Dr. Henry Stahlecker
Governor-General, Western Sahara
Captain, "Fabus Junge" RG Armored Division (Retired from post)





"Yuna, realize this, you're a whore... Drop dead."

Dr. Joseph Mladic
Minister of Propaganda
Sevaris
20-12-2004, 12:43
"We hope that Yuna is able to make a complete recovery, and we offer any and all of our facilities, technicians, machines, doctors, experts, scientists, anything that is needed, to help her, free of charge."


Czarina Alice Fabus




"Our prayers are with Yuna that she makes a quick and complete recovery."

Czar Roger Fabus (message delivered by Alice Fabus)





"I sincerely hope that Yuna gets well, as she is an integral part of the stability of Sevaris and she is a world leader, and as such, I have a great deal of respect for what she has achieved in the past and realize her best years likely lie ahead of her and there is no telling what she might achieve yet."

Dr. William Fabus
Governor-General, South Africa





"Whatever problems we've had in the past aside, it is with all my heart that I hope Yuna gets well. God bless you, Yuna."


Dr. Curtis Fabus
Deputy Foreign Minister
NEMA Director



"I find it quite disturbing that such a fine woman be troubled and plagued with such problems, I wish her well and I will offer the services of my personal physicians if she requires."

Dr. George Fabus
DISDB Deputy Commander





"My thoughts and prayers are with Alec and Yuna in this trying time. May the Lord bless you and keep you."

Dr. Henry Fabus
Deputy Minister of Defense
Chairman of the Domestic Intelligence Oversight Committee




"The advanced medical facilities of Mississippian Egypt are certainly willing to treat Yuna for free, if she so desires. Our thoughts and prayers are with her."

Dr. John Tallmadge
Governor-General, Mississippian Egypt
Field Marshal "Army of Mississippian Egypt" (Active)
Field Marshal 1st Parachute Army (Retired from post)
General 11th Parachute Division (Retired from post)




"We here in Western Sahara will make it a point that our churches have a mass prayer session to pray for this sickly woman who now, more than ever, needs the love and prayer of her fellow human beings. God bless."

Dr. Henry Stahlecker
Governor-General, Western Sahara
Captain, "Fabus Junge" RG Armored Division (Retired from post)





"Yuna, realize this, you're a whore... Drop dead."

Dr. Joseph Mladic
Minister of Propaganda

"I'm absolutely amazed with the sheer amount of support coming from Mississippi- I assure you, she will be alright- my doctors say she should be back to normal within two months."

-Alec Mannerheim

Secret to Joseph Mladic:

"Mladic, go fuck yourself. It's not very honourable to kick a woman while she's down, is it?"

-Alec Mannerheim
Decisive Action
20-12-2004, 12:45
"I'm sorry... I guess you're right... Ah heck, I wish Yuna gets well also, if she was to die, I'd lose the main topic of my friday broadcasts... Although this Friday, instead of anti-Yuna broadcast, I'll do an objective historical look at her achievements in the history of Sevaris... And I think we'll do some major changes in that we'll no longer allow the programs on the air to be used as platforms for the Anti-Yuna League."


Joseph Mladic
Sevaris
20-12-2004, 12:47
"I'm sorry... I guess you're right... Ah heck, I wish Yuna gets well also, if she was to die, I'd lose the main topic of my friday broadcasts... Although this Friday, instead of anti-Yuna broadcast, I'll do an objective historical look at her achievements in the history of Sevaris... And I think we'll do some major changes in that we'll no longer allow the programs on the air to be used as platforms for the Anti-Yuna League."


Joseph Mladic

"Thanks. It'd be nice to not hear anti-Yuna propaganda being spewed out from your microphone for once."

-Alec Mannerheim