NationStates Jolt Archive


Diplomatic Attempts

Tigermen
20-12-2004, 02:01
The current head of the Holy Empire, Sel Dintar, did his morning exercise in his palace's ceiling, jumping around from rooftop to varanda, and back to rooftop, occasionally clawing an unfortunate bird and eating it as breakfast. His human slave called for him, what prematurely ended his ritual.

Jumping back to his room, he looked enraged at Jonesy. "May I know why in hell have you called me from my morning run?" He growled at the guy. Shaking, Jonesy muttered a responce. "w-we have sent a telegram to Eldanor... Sire... Awating their reply..." The tigerman emperor sighed. "Was that all...? Jonesy, I had the telegram sent myself, silly human. Aww, c'mon, stop shaking and search me for flees! I think I felt an itch in my back a minute ago."